Flight of the Avali: Season 2

Everyone was suited up and aboard the Avenged. Dandy appeared to be fully ticked off, and had Suzy and Femati hold and restrain Maud who for some reason didn’t put up a fight.

“Alright… so I wanted to WAIT a few more days. Get a specific plan settled out… find which star’s we’d be jumping to and how long we’d be there… But, because SOMEONE had to damage flight controls on The Dome. We have to leave.” Dandy growled. “So, you want to leave so badly? First up on our list is grabbing some more fucking durasteel. We also need gold, and some sliver. So, scanners have detected a system nearby, it thankfully holds gold and silver, as well as the chance for some other ores we need.” He pulled up the scan of the system.

“Wait… why is… is it called…” Dash began barely holding back laughter.

“Jabba Weiner, really? Are you guys that immature?” Starlight burst into laughter.

“Look. The ship computers auto generate names for stars so they’re… memorable.” Suzy began to laugh too.

“I will abandon you on a planet.” Dandy stated.

This entire next conversation was in Hytoli “And you’ll magically find poison in your next meal, Dandy.” Einuli retroted. “Oh, and what’s this? I’ll be on the planet while you’re slowly withering away? Oh, too bad.”

“You wouldn’t dare…”

“Try me.”

“Hey, there’s no need to threaten anyone with poisoning!” Ayaka stated.

“Wait… wh-... Oh right translator…” Dash muttered.

Now back to Equish.

“What are they saying?” Twilight asked.

“Nothing… just uhh…”

“Dandy’sss in a bitchy mood. And I can really sssee why.” Femati glared at Maud. “By the way who sssent her…”

“Pinkie.” Applejack, Twilight, Starlight, Spike, and Rainbow Dash said.

“Great. Einuli, make sssure ssshe doesn’t have accesss to the teleporters again.” Femati sighed.

“Already done.” Einuli said.

“Why can’t I access your ship? If my sister can I should be able to too.” Maud stated.

“Neither of you will be able to. I can’t have more things getting busted. You’ve damaged a TEN FUCKING INCH DURASTEEL DOOR beyond repair. And busted our short range flight controls. I’m honestly surprised nothing else got damaged.”

“Hey! She sent me to the medbay!” Dandy retorted.

“Your moonshine sends everyone to the medbay for weeks.” Einuli stated. “You deserved it.”

“It does not. You’re all just week.”

“IT TASTES LIKE GASOLINE!” Suzy growled.

“That’s literally all it is. But, because of him, now I know intimately how to pump out a stomach.” Einuli laughed.

“IT IS NOT A GASOLINE! IT’S 150% PURE NOVAKID MOONSHINE!”

“150% that makes literally no sense.” Twilight raised an eyebrow. “You can’t even math can you?”

“Shut up! I WILL…”

“And I just sent a message to Chotl to smash your brewery. It’s dangerous, yah know?” Suzy grinned.

“Ha! Jokes on you Ayaka already burned it!” Dandy said triumphantly.

“Give it a moment…” Einuli chuckled.

“We need iron and timber… and copper… and tungsten… and sand… You know what… fuck it all, we need everything.” Dandy plopped down in the captain’s chair.

“Adventure time!” Suzy cheered.

“Woo!” Spike sat down in one of the many open chairs.

“So, what’s our first stop, Cap?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“A planet orbiting the gentle star I just showed you… Uuuh, for ease lets call it Alpha, or on the main screen…” Dandy pulled up the letter of the planet. “Α”

“Alright! Lets go I’m getting antsy just sitting here.” Dash said giddily.

“Well, since we probably won’t be encountering any hostiles here… other than when night falls. Well, Einuli, leave your Matter Manipulator with Suzy and Spike, you two are going to get us a base camp set up. Make sure it’s defensible, just incase.”

“Got it.” The two nodded.

“Everyone else… well don’t leave the initial beam site until we have a beacon set up. Just so you don’t get lost.” Dandy explained, “One of the major reasons we could have multiple beam sites on your planet was because of the lack of random weather variables. It… actually made it possible to beam anywhere in Equestria, unless it was underground. We won’t have such luck unless we come across an Elysium world.”

“Alright, we’ll try to st-” Applejack began.

“I can clear out the clouds!” Rainbow Dash stated.

“Uuuh… remember that time you tried to destroy the clouds over the Everfree? Yeah. That’s probably what they’ll be like on other planets.” Spike stated. “Not… magical.”

“Hmph… Fine.” Dash crossed her arms. “I’ll still try.”

“No you won’t.” Einuli said. “I don’t want you getting struck by lighting… or covered in Bio-rain… or anything else that might be overly dangerous that we can avoid. So. If you want to go clear out the clouds, I’ll just lock up your wings.” He stated firmly.

“I won’t try then.” Dash sighed, sitting down near Einuli, she invited the raptor up into her arms. “Just so long as you stay nearby. Otherwise I will have to take to the skies to look for you.” She smiled as he climbed up and nuzzled against her.

“So, when are you two going to have sex?” Ayaka asked, causing everyone to choke a little.

“What the hell!” Suzy nearly started to laugh.

“What? The sexual tension between the two is killing me slowly.” Ayaka retorted. “It’s a simple question. It’s clear they care about each other.”

“Just… let’s leave shit like that for when they’re alone I don’t want to have to deal with a ship being ruined because someone decided to get frisky.” Dandy sighed.

“And, when are you two…” Ayaka began turning to look at Suzy and Spike.

“Ayaka ssstop!” Femati stated, covering the navigator’s mouth. “Sssshe will rip you a new one.”

“You’re damn right I will.” Suzy growled, cracking her knuckles.

“Ayaka, Femati… you two go out and explore. I don’t want anyone getting into fights.” Dandy sighed, hitting a few buttons. The ship began it’s take off sequence, beginning the ponies and Spike on their first space adventure (beyond taking down an enemy battlecruiser that is).