It was a normal day as usual I was bored and watching My Little Pony. I felt the need to go watch the Royal Canterlot Wedding. I looked on Google to find a link to an HD version. I've never seen it in HD before. After it was finished playing, I felt strange. Like I was spinning in circles I didn't mind it or care. It was about two in the morning, so I went to bed. When I woke up I was falling. I didn't know why but I wasn't thinking about that at the time because I was obviously scared out of my mind.
When I was knocked out from the fall when I woke up from that I started to walk. It was difficult, so I looked and checked so no one was there. It was a empty field I started to walk on all fours, since it felt easier to walk like that. I couldn’t feel my fingers so I looked at my hands and fell over by me not being balanced. I had hooves instead of hands. I realized that everything was cartoony.
I think to myself, “Is this a dream? am I asleep I’m in Equestria?”
At that moment I got scared again. Recently I’ve been having this dream about Pinkie, Dashie and Fluttershy. It was weird they were like Ghost Hunters except ponies. But every once in a while one pony would look like they were taken over by a demon like the woman’s face in the beginning of Dead Space 2, only creepier.
I realize I had not watched anything scary or horror typed things, so I feel relived.
“But I don’t feel like I’m in a dream… It feel like it’s real life…” I murmured to myself.
Only one way to find out. I pinch myself.
“ Owwww! That hurts! It stings now! Great well at least I know it’s real.” I said.
I didn’t really care that I was in another universe. I was in Equestria, and it was real. I was so happy. But I don’t know everything about this place, for I had only just got into ponies!
“Where do I go? Do I tell someone about this? Will they even believe me?” Sigh… ”Hmm… I wonder what’s going to happen to all my friends even if I even get back. Will I be human?” I think hard on the subject. For a few seconds, I feel like I’m spinning. I look down… Huh? I wearing shoes, and I have hands!
“Wow! I can change to human! When I think about being a pony, I transform into a pony!” I then check to see if I have wings or a horn. I check my head… I do! I check my back… I have wings too!
This is amazing. I’m not a unicorn, nor am I a Pegasus. I am an Alicorn! I get really excited. Do i have a cutie mark? I do look like an adult pony. I check and... I have Vinyl Scratch’s cutie mark? Well that’s odd. But I guess that means I must be a good DJ or Dub-Step or something of that nature. Well I don’t think anyone... oops, I mean anypony would think Michael is a good name for a pony. I play ROBLOX and made up a cool character his name was Dex he was the prince of all vampires... I got it. I’ll get a new name, and that is Dex. I do want to be a DJ, so if my new name from ROBLOX is Des, than my DJ name can be off of another game I play. Well, I am quite fond of my main username, lolstalker, so I can be called DJ-st@lk3r. That’s a good one.
If I’m going to be a human too, I don’t want Luna’s or Celestia’s guards chasing me down to do experiments like America’s Government would if I found out a way to bring a pony or be one in my universe.
So as expected, I fly over to the castle, which is surrounded by guards.
“Halt! Who goes there!? Oh, just a new pony needed to be put in the Census.” Said one guard.
“Oh, well then you will have to talk to Celestia. To be a part of Equestria.” Said the other.
Okay, I guess. I start to fly up to her tower where she normally is, and I see that Discord escaped and took away Celestia’s wings. The guards couldn’t hear since it’s so high up. I see that Discord is trying to seal her up like in The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword when Zelda is stuck in that Goron Amber crap. So I kick him in the face, making him fall off the platform. He survived, but I went with him as he was lying on the ground on his back, I was punching him repeatedly until he cried for mercy. I told him to go into stone, or I’ll teach him chaos torture style.
He somehow became stone again. I go up to Celestia’s platform. she had her wings back. She thanked me and I told her my story. So far over a cup of tea, when she looked suspicious of me I would transform into a human. I told her I don’t know how I got here, and she tells me Twilight Sparkle might have something to do with it. I say I’ll look for her later, and ask her what she might have done.
“Oh, and Princess… I’m the only Alicorn I’ve heard of that’s not part of the royal families.” She looks at me with an odd look. What could she be thinking?
“How strange… But I must get back to my royal duties. So long, outsider.” She said, motioning me out the door.