Chapter 0 - How I got to Equestria
Hello and welcome. My name is Lawrence just an average human and I know what your going to ask and even I don't really know how I got here nor why there are sentient horses rather than humans, but you must want to know what I was doing before I was dropped into this world that defies all manner of logic.
It all started on a pleasant day in the UK ,yes that means it wasn't raining and was above 11o C, when I decided to go for a walk so I got dressed put my hat on, had my sun glasses on and my trainers were on. Took the usual out phone, wallet and keys, then I was off. It was probably 25 minutes in that I realised that along my usual track that I do, that It actually wasn't the usual track that I do and instead looked more like I had instead entered a forest which wouldn't usually alarm me as there was plenty of forest around my neighbourhood but there wasn't any apples that grew on the ones in my neighbourhood and these ones did.
Thinking to myself allowed "this never happened before maybe I'm going insane" chuckling I look around at my surroundings however this luxury was short lived as my head was hit and I was out cold.
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Spike came into the main portion of the library within the tree house carrying an unopened scroll with Princess Celestia's seal, inside the main area he found the main six Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Applejack and the one he was looking for Twilight. He called out to her silencing the six.
"yes spike" Twilight answered in a cheerful yet annoyed tone, Spike handed her the scroll everyone was curious as Twilight scanned through the scroll with a troubled look on her face. She turned to the girls and stated that the princess was picking up on a large amount of magic coming from the edge of Sweet Apple Accurse and that we are to go investigate and if anything out of the ordinary is there that we are to subdue and take into custody for interrogation in Canterlot. With these words in hoof they made there way towards Sweet Apple's.
When they made it to where the disturbance was what they saw made them jump an ape like creature standing on two legs was speaking in Equestrian and laughing to him self, taking action Twilight used a branch to hit the creature over the back of the head, next Applejack used her lasso to tie up the creature then Rainbow flew down and helped lift the creature into the trailer for transport to Canterlot.
A few hours passed till they were at the gates of the palace the guards stopped the six mares to search the cart when they discovered the creature and hurriedly let them in to make sure it wouldn't start a panic.
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I wake up to find that the beautiful landscape he was looking at had been replaced by a dirty dark cell wall needless to say I was a bit disorientated but I couldn't concentrate all that well as I clenched my head from the pain, two pony's dressed in golden armour and one carrying a spear came up to the cell and spoke English in an American accent "I see the creature is awake I will go inform the Princesses" the other just nodded and then they were gone. I was flabbergasted as I tried to figure out why there was talking pony's and why were they speaking English.
It must have been around 5 - 10 minutes when I was suddenly teleported to a chare way to small for me and I had my hands and feet tied in an aura of blue, the room was white with a black window which was obviously one way glass, there was a table and a chare on the other side I had seen enough NCIS to know this was an interrogation room. I sighed as twiddled with my thumbs so I looked at the window and asked jokingly "really if your going to suddenly move someone against there will at least have the kindness to have an interviewer ready."
After I finished my remark there was a blinding light and before me stood an unicorn, pegasi hybrid that was about as tall as me standing up but with a ridiculously long spear for a horn she was white entirely with the exception of her main which was flowing and coloured in all different coloured stripes.
She looked at me with what could only be described as hatred as she began "never before have I seen such chaos and destruction than I have with your species it sickens me" I retorted back stating that no civilization can survive or progress without some sort of violence in there history if I sicken you then your race must be very inexperienced in the art of war which is a terrible thing to have happen and judging by what I have seen your military is very outdated by my country's standards in fact you more resemble the medieval period than the modern but where are my manners my name is Lawrence and what might yours be.
Princess Celestia stated her name to which I thanked her that is when I asked if she had any idea where I was and what happened after a 'short' explanation on the disturbance and the teleportation to the room after Twilight and her friends had subdued me.
I nodded in content when she asked me what my plans were for this land, I answered simply that I would like to make my way back to my origin place otherwise I would find a place to live here find a job and live in peace for the rest of my days at this Celestia's eyebrows raised and she looked like she was contemplating something that's when she said "sister you can release him he is no threat to us or our pony's."
A muffled voice stated that while its true I may be telling the truth but the troubled past of my species is still troubling to which Celestia responded with what seemed to be a proposition that yes my past is troubling but if they could use it they might be able to bring a speedy end to the war they find themselves in.
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Thus I find myself at the chooses of two paths either help and be in a freed state and work for the princesses in bringing an end to their current war or be treated like a lowly criminal until they find a way to send me home which may be never.
Needless to say I agreed to help them which caught Celestia and the mysterious voice off guard which is very amusing oh yea what does the tattoo on the ass mean? ...
Author's Note
Well that is the first chapter in this story I dont know when the next chapter will be out but I look foward to the comments also the mature rating will be for later on when we get into the horrors of war :) see you in the next one.
