Ta Qawn Fury
Epilogue
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Before they had got out of the Tardis(the blue box time machine) the man explained that since they were exposed to random portals,random time warps might open up.So the midnight man decided he wanted to get a new job, so he was the first one to leave.The Tardis then dematerialezed.So the group was pretty much Slade,Mexican cop,Stomedy,The mane six,and Princess Celestia.
So they just began walking to Slades apartment which wasn't far from where they were.So they were walking and fluttershy is nervous(well because one it is night and two there are mysterious people everywhere).So there walking past an alley,and fluttershy begins to hear something.She then looks down the alley to see a time portal open up.
Just then everyone heard fluttershy scream.
Slade looked around the corner and saw a familiar face holding fluttershy at gun point,It was Herman Fegelein and behind him was Pewdiepie. "Guten nacht Herr Wilson,as you can see we have come to avenge my step brother,i mean the fuhrer." boldly stated Fegelein.
"God Herman can't you do anything right,you dumb Antic maker!"
"Hey what have zuh antics ever done to you!".
"Annoyed me and the rest of the Third Reich,anyways we are here to kill you Slade,and your little friends to"
After the argument was over,Applejack said "But why are you doing this,everything y'all stand for is gone".
"Nein you see cowgirl,after we kill you we will begin to the Fourth Reich" replied Fegelein.
"And how will you do that,all your armies are gone and dead" stated Twilight.
Pewdiepie then stepped in and said "After we're done here,we will visit every racist state in this country,recruiting Neo-Nazis,Klansmen,and plain racists.After forming an army we will march on D.C. and take the White House.And then I shall form the new reich and become its glorious leader!"
Fegelein then stared and said "I didn't vote you,and plus I'm older then you,why can't I be zuh leader?"
"Because your and idiot" replied Pewdiepie.While the two were throwing insults at each other.Slade then looked back at his colleagues and did military hand signals.They didnt understand so Slade just executed the plan himself.He then tackled Pewdiepie and began punching him.
Fegelein then yelled "Ja zuh shooting begins" and began shooting his Luger at the rest of the group.Celestia who was pretty fed up with all of this decided it was time.So she then began a banishment spell.And from her horn a bunch of bright lights surrounded Fegelein"What zuh f*ck is going on!" yelled Fegelein.And just like that,Fegelein dissepeared and fluttershy unharmed.
Meanwhile the fistfight betweeen Slade and Pewdiepie was still underway.Both had managed to disarm each other,So Slade managed to push Pewdiepie off him.Mexican cop then yelled "Slade duck!" and began shooting at Pewdiepie. The first two shots hit his chest,but the second two hit his neck and head.Pewdiepie then fell over,never to move again.Slade then looked at Mexican cop,who said "An eye for an eye!".He then remembered he saved Mexican cop from the sniper,which felt like a lifetime ago.The members of the group who were not involved in the fight began clapping (well the ponies were stomping).
After that everyone began going their own ways."I'm still confused about one thing though,what did Celestia do to the crazy Nazi man back there with all the lights and magic stuff".
Celestia then replied "It's quite simple actually,I used a simple banishment spell and banished him to the moon for a thousand years" she smirked as she said that.
"Dang well I'm not going to mess with her" replied Stomedy
So Stomedy began heading home,So did Mexican cop.And shortly the mane six did to,they hugged Slade and then went through the portal.Celesita then told Slade "as long as you have the instructions for the magic mirror I gave you,you may visit Equestria as you please,and know you are always welcome". She and Slade then hugged and she departed through the portal.
Slade now alone began walking back to his apartment.While walking he checked his phone and saw he had 45 missed calls from his girlfriend,then took in a breathe and shut off his phone.
Just then a small portal opened and from it stepped a group of copyrighted cyborgs/robots
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"We are the borg/cyber/cylon alliance and we have come to assimilate your planet!". Slade then said "Ahhhhhh f*ck" as the group armed their weapons and aimed them at Slade
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Note:no ponies or dragons or daleks were harmed in the making of this
Coming soon........................Ta Qawn Fury II
