Ta Qawn Fury

+Chapter 8 I++
Germany in the 1940s and late 1930s was very menacing,Nazis everywhere,banners everywhere,and there were soldiers and weapons everywhere.We know focus on two German Officers,Whom are just standing at a lamp pole.They didn’t have much to do so they had conversations.The first officer asked "Why are we here?"

The second officer replied "I don’t know, why are we here?What is our purpose in this world? Is there any meaning to this life? Are we all just gonna die? I don’t know, but the thought scares me."

The first officer,confused by his colleagues statement replied "No I meant like why are we just standing here? What are we doing here, right now?"

Officer 2 simply replied "Oh, I don’t know man."

Officer 1 then asked out of curiosity "What was all that meaning to life stuff?"

Officer 2 stated "It’s nothing.

Officer 1 a little more interested asked "Do you wanna talk about it?"

Officer 2 harshly replied "No."

Officer 1 asked "You sure?"

Officer 2 then harsher than his last reply said "Yes."

Officer 1 who was now upset replied "Ok."

Officer 2 felt bad for hurting his colleagues feelings,stated in a nicer tone "At least the war is going well"

Officer 1immediately began chuckling as he replied "Yes…... what could possibly go wrong?"

Officer 2 now also laughing said "Yea it's not like the Allies in two years time are going to launch a massive beach raid thus causing our forces to be overwhelmed from both sides of
Europe,right?"

So that's when Slade wilson came through a rift hole that just opened up,He loaded his gun and his stereotypical unicorn roared.

"What the hell,Is he riding a unicorn?“ yelled Officer 1

Slade then looked down upon the two men.”Can one of you fine sirs point me in the direction of the Reichstag”.

Officer 2 then replied “Go down 2 blocks,take a right on schnitzel street and a left on BerlinisZuhBest street,and then take a u turn then head down Reich road.”.Slade then thanked the officers and left.

The first officer then said “So we were talking about the meaning of life”

Officer 2 then replied “JAAAAAAA” while nodding his head. So meanwhile in the ReichStag,the fuhrer was giving one of his speeches,all his officials watching behind him.

”And that is why we have put so much effort into developing the super weapon,the WunderWaffe as i like to call,Sure we might be losing on the Eastern front or in Africa,But this weapon will stop THAT,ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY!!?.”.Everyone in the crowd began cheering,Then suddenly the doors on the Reichstag exploded.Slade rode in on his stereotypical Unicorn.The unicorn then used its magic rainbow laser to kill several Nazi soldiers.

The crowd then began total and utter chaos,people did not know where to go,So everyone was running around.But Slade knew where to go,he needed to get to Hitler.So Hitler then noticed Slade starting to head to his general directions,So Hitler then yelled into the microphone “KILL HIM!!”.Several soldiers then began to get their mind around it.Slade then got off his unicorn (Because the path was too narrow,i mean seriously google it right now because the little path through the seats in the Reichstag are extremely narrow,so anyways).

So the soldiers then began rushing to Slade.Slade blocked one soldier and then punched him in the guts,he then tripped another one,Did a quick draw and shot 5 in the face.More then began approaching,So Slade made sure he put on his big girl panties because he was up for a big fight.So he jumped over the charging Nazi horde.and began shooting down his pistols at them,they all died.Slade then kicked another soldier in the foot causing him to be distracted by that.Slade then went for the neck snap and broke his neck.

A big group of soldiers was approaching Slade,So he jumped up,did a flip,and did a power punch on the ground.This took out the group.

Another horde began to approach from behind him.So slade pulled out his pistol and began shooting themafter taking out the last horde,Slade now facing Hitler.PewdiePie began to go for his revolver.But Slade shot him in the hand.Slade and Hitler just death stared at eachother.Until Hitler finally said “I will make you a deal Herr Wilson,you leave,and you get to live,and we all forget this incident ever happened”.

”No way in hell i would ever accept that offer!” replied Slade.Slade then pulled out his pistol and was ready to fire.