Ta Qawn Fury

by KaiserWilly2

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Comedy, Self Insert, Random, Adventure, Princess Celestia, Crossover, Human, Twilight Sparkle, Main 6, Drama, Gore
Length: 7946

A tough city cop teams with the mane six to defeat an evil villain and his army

A tough as nail cop named Slade Wilson accidently lands in Equestira,while pursuing the murderer of his boss,(Who is later revealed to be Adolf Hitler).Eventually Slade learns of the plans of the Nazis and with the help of his old/new friends, sets out to thwart them (them being the Nazis plans)

Few Notes:
1. Yours Truly (the ponies) do not appear until chapter six
2. This story is not meant to offend anyone in anyway,just saying
3.Sorry if certain names of historical figures are mispelled (my bad :facehoof:)
4. This story does have some laungauge,but most of it is censored,most of it
5.[img]https://i.imgflip.com/ne7pw.jpg[/img]

Published 2017-09-15 00:40:06 UTC
Last updated 2017-09-15 00:40:06 UTC

Chapter 1

Chapter1 ++++
We know travel to modern day 2017 Miami beach.It was a beautiful day (well evening now).So people (teenagers) were all over the streets having fun because summer break just began.They were doing all the sh*t that normal teenagers do,like skateboarding,rapping,Watching horror movies and fifty shades of grey and stuff like that.

So we know focus on one group of teens who were longboarding and dancing to music.That's when the heard a noise off in the distance.So the teens ,out of curiosity ,went to investigate WTF the noise was.So they found a sphere crashed into the nearby alleyway.

One teen said “Touch it Randy,i triple dog dare you”.

So the rest peer pressured him to touch it.So unwillingly Randy the teenager touch the sphere.Steam spewed out as a door began to open,a ramp came down.As of that moment a group of Evil British Robots(Daleks) came out They began shouting commands such as

“Do not move!"

”You are our prisoners!"

The bigger gold supreme Dalek came out and shouted in a loud booming voice ”EXTERMINATE!!” The others obeyed and began shooting at the helpless teenagers.

The Evil British Robots then began heading out of the alley and began shooting everyone they could find.Eventually someone called the police,and the cops showed up.They also began shooting at the Evil British Robots.It was a big gunfight now,with the police losing.

”Why are we losing?these things are trashcans with plungers!!.”.

Eventually the police believed it was time they brought out their top operatives out Deathstroke and his sidekick Mexican cop.These two were the best crime fighters since Batman and Robin,they could face anything down.Back in 2014 they dismantled an evil faction of a Colombian cartel operating in Miami,In 2015 they saved a Brazilian billionaire from the KKK,And in 2016 they stopped a terrorist attack on Miami.But could these two stop aliens from another world?

Chapter 2

Chapter2 ++++

You see Slade wasn't one of those low grade thug like cops, HE WAS PRACTICALLY THE GOD OF ALL COPS!. He was one of the best in the buissness.Although he was good in the 1980s,he was WAY better in the 21st century. Slade was also very rich, you see the Brazilian billionaire he saved was from the Ku Klux Klan was Eduardo Saverin (the co founder of Facebook).So Saverin gave him a butt ton of moolah,and a fancy car, alongside a wonderful apartment building. Well anyways back with the story. So Slade was in his apartment (more specifically his living room) talking on his phone with his girlfriend. Slade was organizing a dinner with his girlfriend, when suddenly it happened, the emergency phone rang (an event that rarely ever happened. So Slade hung up his cell phone, and ran over to the red phone that was ringing. He then picked up and said “Hello“

“Hey Slade this is your partner, Mexican cop“

Slade then replied “Hey Mexican cop, whats up?“

“Slade,what I'm about to tell you is all true“

So Mexican Cop explained the situation to Slade,he then said “Jesus Christ...Ok, I will be over there in a few minutes“

So Slade left his living room went down the corridor. He then came to a room with a door marked armory, He than selected various assault rifles, and various pistols. He also grabbed frag grenades, and C4s.And most importantly, he grabbed his signature sword. He then proceeded down a pole in the room which took him to his garage. While in there, Slade chose his armored BMW convertible. He then opened the garage door and stepped on the throttle

Slade then arrived at the scene, And saw Mexican cop alongside various officers taking cover behind a car.

“Hey guys what's going on.....Oh JESUS CHRIST!!!!“.A laser from one of the Daleks almost hit Slade.

“Well now do you see our problem??“ replied Mexican cop.

“Yea, but give me a second and your problems will be done!“ valiantly replied Slade. So slade then threw a c4 in-between a group of Daleks and pulled the trigger. BOOOOM!!!!! he at least got 5.Slade then started shooting with his guns. After valiantly fighting the evil Daleks,the evil supreme Dalek revealed himself.

“YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED, You are inferior DALEKS ARE THE SUPREME RACE OF THE UNIVERSE,EXTERMINATE!!!!!“.

Slade then replied “How bout you exterminate this". Slade then threw a c4 and blew the Dalek Supreme to kingdom come.

So after the huge battle the clean-up crew arrived to clean everything up. Meanwhile Mexican cop was viewing over the scene and came across something.Mexican cop then sprinted over to Slade and yelled “Senor Slade I found something very vital to figuring out what these things are!!“.

Slade replied “What, what is it?". Mexican cop then showed Slade a hard drive.

"Its a hard drive from one of those machines,We could use it to figure out why these machines attacked us“ said Mexican cop.

“Sorry Bud but it appears to be extremely damaged, and doubt anyone at HQ could fix it“ said Slade.

“But I know a guy who could“ said Mexican cop, And Slade replied with the obvious question of Who?

Mexican cop replied to Slade. “I think I know a guy who knows a girl, and this girl knows a guy, and this guy knows an expert hacker who can help you, this is right up his alley.” Said Mexican cop, who was catching his breath. “

So this hacker deals with stuff like this on a daily basis?”.

“Uh, yeah.”

“Ok, let's go” *cue montage*So then a portal opened in the distance and a man wearing green camouflage walked out, He then loaded his Kark98 sniper rifle*

Chapter 3

Chapter3 ++++
So Slade and Mexican cop began their quest to find the hacker codenamed Stomedy.But our two heroes were delayed on the way to the hackers headquarters for two reasons, One was that there were some surviving Daleks,and Second their commanding officer Commissioner Gordon had called them back to the office. So Slade and Mexican cop agreed that Mexican Cop would head back to the office,while Slade dealt with the remaining Daleks.So when Mexican Cop arrived at the office,Commissioner Gordon was all like “Where the hell have you two been?”.

”Oh i am sorry sir we were attacked by those trash can robots that have been terrorizing downtown”.

”I don’t give a flying hell about what you were doing,i just want to know where Slade is know?”.

”He said he would be here!” said Mexican Cop.

Meanwhile Slade was taking care of the last few remaining Daleks.”Well that solves that” said Slade.While he was saying that the mysterious Sniper from chapter 2 was climbing up a nearby water tower.The sniper then positioned his rifle and prepared to fire. So Slade was about to walk back to headquarters when he noticed a bright light on the water tower.So he Slade then sprinted to the police H.Q.He then ran into the office and Gordon said

“Ahh slade you're just on……..” Slade was too late the sniper already began shooting.Another shot then sounded which grazed Mexican cop in the leg.So from that moment on more and more officers were being shot by the mysterious sniper.So Slade then decided to fight back.So he pulled out his

FN FAL assault rifle and attached a scope to it.He then began shooting at the the light that was coming from the sniper rifle.So eventually Slade shot and the shooting stopped.He sat for 30 seconds and decided to check.HE DID IT, HE KILLED THE SNIPER!!.So Slade went over to check if Mexican Cop was alright.He thankfully was alright,just a grazed leg.

”So now what do we do?” asked Mexican Cop.

”It's simple we go and investigate the crime scene” said Slade

Chapter 4

Chapter 4 I++
So the crime scene wasn’t much, just a water tower a corpse of the sniper, and a rifle, Slade examined the rifle “D*MN this gun is old, like 1930s to 1940s.”

Mexican replied “Why would someone use this instead of a modern sniper rifle?”.

”Beats me, We need to figure out who did this” said Slade.

“And don't forget we have to find out what those ,machines are! “.

“Mexican Cop, do you know where this Stomedy Hacker lives? “ asked Slade.

“Not exactly “ replied Mexican cop.

“Did somebody say hacks?? “ replied a voice from the corner.

“Who the hells there! “ yelled Mexican Cop.

Suddenly a man came from the corner laughing with this face . “Identify yourself! “ said Slade.

The man replied “Hey guys my name is Stomedy, best hacker in the entire county and maybe even the world “.

“So you're Stomedy ,can you help us decrypt this? “.Mexican cop handed Stomedy the hard drive

“Easy as pie, follow me, Also bring that sniper rifle, and the body too “ stated Stomedy.So they followed Stomedy to his house, It was a nice sized house. So they went into his garage where his laptops/computers were set up

It was currently Slade and Stomedy in the room (Mexican cop was getting stuff from Slades car).Slade and Stomedy began having a conversation about the corpse and the hard drive. "Sorry mate the hard drive is too badly damaged and I cant scan it“.Stomedy notices the face of despair on Slade. “But the good news is I can scan the corpse and figure out what he is“. Slades face became happier. So Stomedy then scanned the corpse

Stomedy looked confused with the results and said ”Hmmm, it seems that this man is not from our time.”
Slade replied with a confused tone ”What do you mean by that?”

Stomedy then said ”This man come here from the past through a time portal.”

Slade was confused with it at first but then wrapped his head around it. Slade then said ”Cool, can you open a portal to where he came from?”

Stomedy replied with a serious tone ”No, but I can do something similar. Take this for later” Stomedy then handed Slade a device. At first Slade though it was some type of 1800s apple watch rip off,

Slade then asked ”What is this and how does it work?”

Stomedy then explained ” Its called a vortex manipulator ,it allows you to jump through time to any location in a time of emergency. However…”

Slade interrupted Stomedy to ask ”How do I operate this fine device you have bestowed upon me”

Stomedy slightly annoyed responded ”You just type the coordinates into the keypad then push the red button. But it is highly...”

Suddenly then a lightning orb formed around Slade and then both the orb and Slade disappeared,Stomedy then thought to himself ”Shit”.

Mexican Cop then casually walked in and said "Hey where did Slade go?"

Stomedy solemnly replied "Honestly i have no idea"

And just like that, Slade disappeared, who knows where he would end up.

Chapter 5

Chapter 5 I++

Slade fell into a dark field,he looked up and didn’t see anything.He saw various logos flying by,but they were too fast to read. Slade then journeyed on into this dark abyss.Eventually he found a man with a hood on sitting in a chair in a dark corner.Slade asked “Excuse me sir,where am i at the moment?”

.The man replied in a dark raspy voice”Welcome to the Dark Web i ,the Midnight Man,will be your guide today”.

Slade then thought to himself “OH SH*T!" .The dark web was a realm of complete darkness,disturbing imagery and nightmares (for more information follow this linkhttp://) That's when people/creatures are coming out of corners and floorboards and stuff.These creatures/people consisted of Hitmen,Terrorists,Ghosts,poltergeists,and other horrific creatures. Slade then understood what the logos were from earlier.”Stomedy was right,this thing is uncontrollable” thought Slade to himself.He then realized the device Stomedy might be his lifeline right now.So Slade began looking through his pocket to see if he could find the device.The longer it took,the closer the abominations came.Slade then felt the device and pushed the button.Just in the knack of time the creatures were in touching range of him.As he began teleporting,he realized that he didn’t put coordinates in.He thought to himself “Hope i get somewhere good!”.

Meanwhile in a secret bunker in Berlin Germany ,All the government officials were in one room. The officials gathered around their leader who was currently pointing at certain cities in Russia.They monitored the plans of Operation Barbarossa,the name the leader gave to it .They knew it wasn’t going to work,but no one had the guts to speak to the leader about it.Eventually one brave sod Erich Von Manstein,decided to speak up.”It's not going to work sir” he said in a low voice.

”What did you say?” replied their leader.Erich then looked at PewdiePie and saw him pulling out his revolver from his pocket.

"Sir it's not going to work because you’re devoting all our resources to the WunderWaffe,and not enough resources to the war”.

The leader showed a sign of anger and said”You DARE despise MY plans Erich?,Well screw you,you useless son of a Bratwurst”.The leader then pushed a button on his desk.Which enabled a trapdoor under Erich.Erich then fell to his death.”Now everyone leave my presence!” said the Fuhrer”Everyone except Fegelein and PewdiePie”.

The two obeyed as the other officials left the room.The leader had kept his face in the shadows most of the meeting,But as soon as he government officials left,he revealed himself. He was an aging man with a small mustache under his nose "Heil Hitler" yelled Pewdiepie.He stuck his right arm up(the sieg heil salute) as he yelled.Feglein also did the sieg heil and yelled the same as Pewdiepie.

Hitler(who was known previously as "the leader") then said quietly said "at ease".a few silent second passed before Hitler said ”I have received word that the sniper we sent was killed,by one called Slade Wilson,Our enemy and the only one who is capable of stopping my plans”.

”Yes that is correct sir...but he is on a wild goose chase,he has no idea that we our behind the assassination attempt!” said PewdiePie.

"Ja if he showed his face here,i would shoot him on sight with mein Panzerschreck!” said Fegelein.

"I have already taking precautions” said the leader, "i have a certain group 935 tracking Slade at this very moment,And i have a new assassin”.Hitler pointed at the door as a man clad in a SS uniform wearing a gas mask walked in the room.”Gentlemen Slade Wilson is a badass,so i have found one who is equally bad ass,may i introduce Karl Rupeucht Kronen!”.Kronen then fiddled with his swords and then looked at the two men.”We shall now say Auf Wiedersehen to Herr Wilson” said Hitler as he smirked.

Chapter 6 (the ponies)

+Chapter 6 I++

Slade then landed in a grass field,birds chirping,and the sun shining He thought to himself “The ground feels like PANTS”

Slade then realized he was lying on a picnic blanket.”Ohhh,well im stupid” said Slade to himself.He then realized he needed to check where he was.He then pulled out the device to check it.Suddenly a green beam of energy hit the device causing it to explode.Slade looked over and saw a creature.The creature was menacing,it had insect wings,its body was entirely black,apart from its eyes.I had a horn which shot green energy beams at Slade.Slade thought to himself “Jesus Christ!! what is that thing,It look like Swiss cheese and horse and had a baby!“ Slade pulled out his pistol and was about to pull the trigger.

But suddenly a beam of energy hit the horrendous creature,causing it to die.A more graceful creature came over the hill.Another creature then came over the horizon.This creature was more elegant and graceful than the last one.It was a purple unicorn with wings, and some coloring in her mane, She went to examine the dead creature.

At first she didn't notice Slade, but when she did all she had to say was “Wait what are you?,i haven’t seen or read about creatures like you in any of my books,more importantly what are you!”.

Slade then responded “My name is Slade Wilson,i'm a cop from Miami-Dade County in the United States of America,from the year 2017”.

"Oh well my name's :twilightsmile:Twilight Sparkle,i'm a princess from ponyville,Equestria in the year i dunno”.

”Equest,i what?” asked Slade in a very confused tone.

”Equestria,the place you are in right now,Did you not know that?”.

"Yea let's say that” said Slade in an awkward tone.

"Well anyways i shall take you to my home,to figure out why you are here”

So the two embarked on a small dirt path.Although he didn’t show it Slade was extremely worried,because his only way of getting home was destroyed.So they eventually arrived to a small town. Twilight then said "Welcome to ponyville!,my home,I doubt you would ever find a small town nicer than ours, in all of Equestira!" Slade looked around and saw all different types of Ponies.Ponies of different type,Pegasi,Unicorns,Normal ponies,But Slade noticed Twilight had wings and a horn,What could she be?. All the ponies all stared at him,some were confused,some were scared,some were fascinated,and others just didn't care. The two then went to a building,well it was more of tree,it was a treehouse.When they entered there were more ponies,and a small purple dragon. There was a blue one with a rainbow mane,a white one with a stylish purple mane,a orange one with a cowgirl hat,and one who was yellow and had long pink hair,then there was a pink one with pink hair.

They all asked questions to her like
“Twilight where have you been?”,

”Did you find the Changeling?”,

”I would kicked its butt because i’m awesome”,

”Was it scary?”.

They all stopped asking their questions and noticed Slade standing awkwardly at the doorway.”Uhhhhh hi i'm Slade…..I’m a policeman you see I am…”.He was instantly cut off by the other ponies introducing themselves,”Why hello my name is Rarity:raritywink:” said the white one,”And those are Applejack:ajsmug:,Rainbow Dash:rainbowwild:,Fluttershy:yay: and Pinkie Pie:pinkiehappy:"

"I'm pretty sure you have already met our good friend Twilight Sparkle” replied Rarity.

”Why yes i have” said Slade.”Well it is very nice to meet all of you,and i look forward to getting to know you”.So the Mane 6 showed Slade around Ponyville,And introduced him to other ponies.Eventually the day ended and they decided to take Slade to dinner in Canterlot.On the train there Slade told them he would explain everything to them at dinner.

Meanwhile on a hill just outside of ponyville a portal opened,and Karl Rupeuct Kronen (The bad ass german guy from chapter 5) walked through,He then loaded his walther p38 and adjusted his swords.He then said to himself “Let zuh mayhem begin, ja“.

Chapter 7

+Chapter 7 I++
So they arrived at the restaurant and Applejack asked,”So what brings you to these parts Mr.Slade?"

"In some terms i don’t know,I'm sort of on a wild goose chase”.

”And by that you mean?” asked Rainbow Dash.

”Well about a day ago my boss was shot by a sniper.So my partner and i went to some tech geeks house and i got a travelling device.So i first ended up in this very scary dimension called the dark web,and now i'm here”.

”WOW that's a very exciting story” said Pinkie Pie,”All us 6 do here is fight monsters and solve problems”.

”Wow that is very exciting,So what are your professions,like your side lives?” asked Slade."

"You see” said Rainbow Dash “I’m a professional athlete who flies for a elite flying team called the Wonderbolts”.

"Thats fascinating says Slade”.The other told Slade their professions.Eventually they decided to head back to ponyville and get some sleep.Slade didn’t understand but Twilight had arranged a meeting with some sort of Princess Celestia or something.So Slade decided to go on his phone and went to Brazzers.com(JK JK JK) he went on his phone and watched the Sixteen Candles(His favorite movie).So meanwhile Spike was outside in the main library room organizing books,He then noticed something in the corner.That's when a man came behind Spike and shot him in the leg with a walther p38 with a suppressor.He then proceeded to head to Slades room

So Slade was in the middle of the sixteen candles when he heard the door open,”Who goes there!” said Slade as he pulled out his assault rifle.He waited a few second “Damn wind!”.That's when suddenly he was jumped on from the back by the evil Karl Kronen (German Bad ass fighter)

”Guten Nacht Herr Wilson,i shall know be ending your pitiful life!"

”Who the hell are you?” asked Slade

”I do have a name,But lets just say i'm your death”.

”Nice to meet you my death,I always thought you would be skinnier”,

”Really, i never thought I would have to kill the real life interpretation of Orange is the New Black!”.The two then stared at eachother for a few seconds,just taking in the roast from each of them.So they than began to fight.They threw fists at each other.Slade realized it was useless to attack this guy,because he could easily counter Slades attacks.So eventually the two kept throwing fists at each other and countering the others attack,finally his opponent decided to throw a grenade at Slade.Slade then shot the grenade while it was is Kronens hand. Kronen yelled “OH SCHEISSE!!” in pain because his arm just blew off.Blood was dripping spewing out from where Kronens arm use to be.So Slade used the opportunity to end this, so then threw his throwing knife into Kronens neck.Now this fight had attracted attentions.I seriously don’t know if it was the sound of the grenade going off,or if it was the yelling upstairs in the Golden Oak Library.So any ways the Mane six rushed to the scene to find a dead Kronen who was missing his right arm,and had a knife stuck in his neck.

”What Happened” said Applejack.

"Someone hired an assasin to kill me”

Who?!” asked Rainbow Dash.

”Don't know but….” slade then looked on Kronens hat and saw an eagle emblem,and inside a small cirlcle lied the Swastika,symbol of the Third Reichthe“I know who is behind this assassination attempt” said Slade.

"Who would do such a horrible thing?” asked a terrified Fluttershy.

”A man named Adolf Hitler has caused this and will cause more destruction if i don’t stop him,he clearly wants me dead”.

”You know this Hitler?” asked Rarity

”Well sort off,in my world he's kind of one of the most evil people, but I will tell you the story of Hitler. So once upon a time there was a land called Germany. Germany had fought in a very huge war, scratch that a Great War,and lost. The victorious side,the Entente powers, made Germany take blame for the war,and then made Germany pay a massive fine”.

"Ok this is a nice story, but how does this Hitler guy tie into it”,interrupted Rainbow Dash".

"As I was saying before being rudely interrupted, Germany was in crisis and needed a leader, and one man became that leaer,Adolf Hitler. You see this evil doing jerk and his political party, The Nazis, rebuilt Germany,re armed their military and began invading other countries. As history says he lost the war, But something has gone wrong and he has seen the future.”

”But why does he want you dead?” asked Applejack.

”According to a letter in the assassins suit,Hitler is developing a weapon,A MEGA weapon that can change the tide of the war,And is intending to use it to win the war he is fighting,and it is clear i'm the only one who can stop him,so i must go back to Nazi Germany and kill him and his Nazi army".

"Do you think he will become a threat to Equestria” nervously asked Fluttershy.

"Maybe, he already knows this place exists, and will send more men to kill me. need to get to Nazi Germany and stop this once and for all!”.

Spike then came upstairs and said “You guys WON’t believe what happened,so i was downstairs and then a…” he noticed the dead body on the floor.”Well i guess you guys already know what happened then” said Spike awkwardly. Twilight then told spike to go downstairs and meet her there. So Twilight then went downstairs.So after a few hours time everypony decided to head home for the night.So after that ordeal Slade finally managed to get some sleep,He somehow felt the next day would be busy.

So the next day they took a train back to the fancy castle the next morning.This time they went to the throne room and saw a much larger Alicorn than Twilight.She was plain white with a rainbow mane.

”Greeting Mr.Wilson, i have heard have much about you, since your arrival.”

"Why thank you Princess??”,

”Celestia :trollestia:”

"Ah thanks just forgot for a second”.

”So i am here for….”.

Celestia then cut him off “I know why you are here,Princess Twilight has already messaged me about what happened last night,My sister also sensed it,but that's not important,What's important is that you need a portal to this so called “Nazi Germany””.

”Is it possible?” asked Slade

"Yes i can open a portal to this place”.Slade then noticed a frown began to grow on all his new friends faces.”Is there a way i can have a portal back here or something,so i'm not saying goodbye forever”.

"There is a way,but you’ll need a mirror and some magic and,Oh hell i'll give you the instructions”.So Celestia then gave Slade the instructions for a portal to Equestria.So Celestia then used her magic to open a portal to Nazi Germany.The mane six said things like,

”You'll be fine Slade"

"Be careful”

"Don’t worry your awesome”.

Twilight then said “Even though i don't know you too well,you were a great house guest,and i wish you luck on your quest.”.Slade then thanked Twilight and began to walk through the portal.

”WAIT!!” cried Celestia.”Slade,it is a tradition for war that a soldier rides a steed,So Slade take this very stereotypical unicorn and ride it to battle”.

Slade then said “Thank you Celestia i gladly will,if i die you will all be in my will”Slade then hopped on the unicorn and went thru the portal,Knowing he had to be brave,knowing what will be on the other side.

Chapter 8

+Chapter 8 I++
Germany in the 1940s and late 1930s was very menacing,Nazis everywhere,banners everywhere,and there were soldiers and weapons everywhere.We know focus on two German Officers,Whom are just standing at a lamp pole.They didn’t have much to do so they had conversations.The first officer asked "Why are we here?"

The second officer replied "I don’t know, why are we here?What is our purpose in this world? Is there any meaning to this life? Are we all just gonna die? I don’t know, but the thought scares me."

The first officer,confused by his colleagues statement replied "No I meant like why are we just standing here? What are we doing here, right now?"

Officer 2 simply replied "Oh, I don’t know man."

Officer 1 then asked out of curiosity "What was all that meaning to life stuff?"

Officer 2 stated "It’s nothing.

Officer 1 a little more interested asked "Do you wanna talk about it?"

Officer 2 harshly replied "No."

Officer 1 asked "You sure?"

Officer 2 then harsher than his last reply said "Yes."

Officer 1 who was now upset replied "Ok."

Officer 2 felt bad for hurting his colleagues feelings,stated in a nicer tone "At least the war is going well"

Officer 1immediately began chuckling as he replied "Yes…... what could possibly go wrong?"

Officer 2 now also laughing said "Yea it's not like the Allies in two years time are going to launch a massive beach raid thus causing our forces to be overwhelmed from both sides of
Europe,right?"

So that's when Slade wilson came through a rift hole that just opened up,He loaded his gun and his stereotypical unicorn roared.

"What the hell,Is he riding a unicorn?“ yelled Officer 1

Slade then looked down upon the two men.”Can one of you fine sirs point me in the direction of the Reichstag”.

Officer 2 then replied “Go down 2 blocks,take a right on schnitzel street and a left on BerlinisZuhBest street,and then take a u turn then head down Reich road.”.Slade then thanked the officers and left.

The first officer then said “So we were talking about the meaning of life”

Officer 2 then replied “JAAAAAAA” while nodding his head. So meanwhile in the ReichStag,the fuhrer was giving one of his speeches,all his officials watching behind him.

”And that is why we have put so much effort into developing the super weapon,the WunderWaffe as i like to call,Sure we might be losing on the Eastern front or in Africa,But this weapon will stop THAT,ALL RIGHT EVERYBODY!!?.”.Everyone in the crowd began cheering,Then suddenly the doors on the Reichstag exploded.Slade rode in on his stereotypical Unicorn.The unicorn then used its magic rainbow laser to kill several Nazi soldiers.

The crowd then began total and utter chaos,people did not know where to go,So everyone was running around.But Slade knew where to go,he needed to get to Hitler.So Hitler then noticed Slade starting to head to his general directions,So Hitler then yelled into the microphone “KILL HIM!!”.Several soldiers then began to get their mind around it.Slade then got off his unicorn (Because the path was too narrow,i mean seriously google it right now because the little path through the seats in the Reichstag are extremely narrow,so anyways).

So the soldiers then began rushing to Slade.Slade blocked one soldier and then punched him in the guts,he then tripped another one,Did a quick draw and shot 5 in the face.More then began approaching,So Slade made sure he put on his big girl panties because he was up for a big fight.So he jumped over the charging Nazi horde.and began shooting down his pistols at them,they all died.Slade then kicked another soldier in the foot causing him to be distracted by that.Slade then went for the neck snap and broke his neck.

A big group of soldiers was approaching Slade,So he jumped up,did a flip,and did a power punch on the ground.This took out the group.

Another horde began to approach from behind him.So slade pulled out his pistol and began shooting themafter taking out the last horde,Slade now facing Hitler.PewdiePie began to go for his revolver.But Slade shot him in the hand.Slade and Hitler just death stared at eachother.Until Hitler finally said “I will make you a deal Herr Wilson,you leave,and you get to live,and we all forget this incident ever happened”.

”No way in hell i would ever accept that offer!” replied Slade.Slade then pulled out his pistol and was ready to fire.

Chapter 9

+Chapter 9 I++
Slade was right about to fire his pistol at Hitler,But was quickly stopped when a Panzerhund came and bit him.It tore off a piece of muscle from his chest.Fegelein then walked in with a doggy doo doo bag and a dog treat and said,”Come back Herr doggy,i hate it when you run off like that!”.Fegelein then noticed Slade lying down on the floor.

"HAHA” yelled Hitler in the mic “F**k you Slade Wilson,now no one can stop me and my army of death!”.

”Did i actually do something?” asked Fegelein.

"No Herman now shut up and go back to your corner!!”.Hitler looked at PewdiePie and said “Could you escort him,just in case he gets lost again.After Pewdie and Fegelein left the room.Nazi soldiers then began coming back into the room,in groups of 20s-30s.They began cheering for their Fuhrer,who kind of just took all the credit from poor Fegelein.So Slade then began to look down on the floor realizing he failed.

Just then Hitler and everyone else in the room began hearing a wind began to build up.Eventually a portal formed in the center of the room,there were many mixed reactions about it.

The Mane Six,Celestia,Mexican Cop,Stomedy,and the Midnight Man (Dark Web tour guide)came out.Mexican Cop loaded his gun,While Stomedy pushed a button on his keyboard,causing him to become his Ultimate Form.Hitler then pointed at them and said”KILL THEM NOW!!!”.All the soldiers began charging towards the group.

The midnight man began sucking the soldiers into eternal darkness Twilight then soared in the air with Celestia,and began shooting the soldiers from the air.Rainbow began swooping them up and dropping them.Pinkie used her party cannon.Rarity was doing kung fu on all the approaching Nazis.Applejack began kicking and lassoing the soldiers. Fluttershy was meanwhile commanding a small legion of animals against a group of Waffen SS soldiers.

While this was going on Hitler and his cowardly officials had fled early on during the fight.So the battle soon ended,The good guys victorious the third reich defeated.The group began searching for Slade,who was nowhere to be seen.Eventually Rainbow Dash found Slade,”Oh NO!” she said,because it was too late.Slade was dead!

Chapter 10

+Chapter 10 I++
Everyone was very upset Slade had died,”Oh no my best friend,he was like a brother too me!!” weaped Mexican Cop as he approached Slade. They all looked down at Slade wondering where he could be?

So we know to a peaceful grass field where Slade is at the moment.He woke up and said ”Where the hell am I?”.

A voice from the sky then responded ”You are in heaven my dear friend”. Slade then looked up and a saw white yoshi

”Who the heck are you?” asked Slade.

"I am your spirit animal the White Yoshi”.

"Never heard of you" replied Slade,

"Well of course not,because I am your spirit animal!".

"What difference does that make?",

"ah nevermind" replied Slade's supposed spirit animal.

Slade then looked around,and looked back at the white yoshi.

"Mr.White Yoshi,you must send me back to earth immediately!" stated Slade.

"I'm very reluctant to inform you Mr.Wilson,but you're DEAD.....".

Slade then replied,Who cares,send me back!"

"But sir that's breaking the rules,don't you understand? You're dead,deceased,finished off,There's absolutely NO way to reverse that!".

Slade the pulled out his gun and yelled "Screw the rules!!",but the suddenly everything around Slade began to fade away.

Slade then woke up,he looked around him and saw the corpses of the Nazi soldiers.He then said "What the hell happened?". Everyone heard Slade and turn their heads and gave a sigh of relief to see he was ok. Pinkie Pie then said

"oh my gosh, you sooooo missed out on all the fun,So we teleported here and battled the evil minion guys and then found you and became upset and the you woke up and we were all happy again!!":pinkiegasp: Pinkie then gasped for breathe after saying all of that.

"Ok I get the picture,but two questions One howd you guys get here and Two howd you bring me back to life?"

"Those questions are very easy to answer" replied Stomedy.

"So Mexican cop and I began tracking where you went through the vortex manipulator device I gave you.So we then began to re trace your footsteps and follow where you went,So we arrived at the dark web and found out you had just left,according to the midnight man.He felt bad for creeping you out and wanted to come with us so he could apologize.So then after that we followed you to Equestira and met these lovely ponies,who'd informed us of where you went and what you're goal was.So we finally arrived here and couldn't find you and then the soldiers attacked us and the fight broke out."

"But how did you heal me?" asked Slade.

"Allow me to explain this from now Sir Stomedy" Celetia politely interupted Stomedy "So after valiantly fighting off ,these Nazis as you call them, we found your corpse on the floor.So Twilight Sparkle decided to try her best to expierment with one of starswirl the beardeds healing spells. It took her lots of effort and energy to pull through".Slade then looked over at Twilight who looked very tired,

"Thanks Twilight,you're the best".She tirely nodded back.

"Wait a minute! Where's Hitler?" asked the midnight man.

Everyone began to look around and suddenly off in the distance,sirens and machines could be heard.

Chapter 12

Chapter 12++++

So Rainbow Dash said "Me and AJ will get baldy,Flutterhsy you and pinkie pie get skeletor,Midnight man you and Rarity get the map pointer,Twilight you and Celestia get the angered issued man with the pistol!"

Slade then yelled "Stomedy hack the mega gun!"

Monke then looked at Slade and Mexican cop and said "Well looks like I have to kill you losers"

So almost immediately our heroes went to their designated tasks.Joseph Goebells then began to use the infamous stare of doom on pinkie pie,fluttershy then said "that's not nice you should stop it,now".

Goebells then responded "How bout nein you stupid yellow pony!"

Fluttershy now understanbly enraged yelled "Take this you meanie!" She then began to use "the stare".

The two locked gazes and stared st each other.Goebells began sweating and started blinking, he then screamed "Nein I can't take this s*it!" and pulled out his gun and shot himself in the head.

The fight was quick,the Nazi officials were weak.The group then re grouped and began heading towards the mega weapon.Hitler noticed them and starter shooting using his Luger. "Nein you will never take me alive you Caniggets!"

"Good we don't intend to" replied Mexican cop. So Hitler's gun ran out of bullets,he then looked up and saw the good guys approaching.And just like that Slade and Hitler were locked into gaze.

Chapter 13 (the finale)

Chapter 13++++

The good guys now stared face to face with the man who had caused all of this death and destruction. Hitler then said "I believe we should take the diplomatic way and peaceful way".

"Like hell we'll do that" said replied Raindbow Dash.

"It's your choice Herr Wilson" said Hitler

Princess Celestia then stepped forward and said "I think you should destroy your weapon and surrender yourself to us,so we can stop all of this mindless violence and destruction".

Hitler then replied very angirly and said and pulled out two guns and shot at Celestia

Everyone's face was like they rushed over to see if Celestia was alright.Thankfully she was,but one bullet had grazed her,and the other was stuck in her leg.

"Alright,I'm finishing this once and for all!" yelled Slade. He then pulled out his sword and charged at Hitler(who was shooting his guns at slade).Slade then cut off one of Hitler's hands,and with a final and mighty blow,cut off his head.Hitler was dead.

Everyone stood there for a minute taking in what happened.Then finally everyone began clapping(except the mane six who were stomping for Slade).So right then from out of nowhere a blue box materialized

A youngish man then came out of the box.He was tallish had large ears and was wearing a tweed jacket with a bow tie."Do you people have any freaking idea of what you have just done?,you've probably caused a paradox or something,you've completely screwed up time.Well I guess it's my job to fix that,please step into the blue box and I will fix this.Oh and ps it is bigger on the inside!". So our heroes the. Tiredly/Sadly walked into the blue box knowing all that they had accomplished was going to be erased.The man then noticed and said "Alright I do feel like a jerk for doing this,so I'm going to allow you guys to keep your memories of the whole situation.And also do you guys want your picture in front of that huge gun?"

So happily they all lined up for a picture in front of the mega gun.After the picture was taken the all went into the blue box,and it began to dematrialize.

Epilogue

Epilogue++++++++

Before they had got out of the Tardis(the blue box time machine) the man explained that since they were exposed to random portals,random time warps might open up.So the midnight man decided he wanted to get a new job, so he was the first one to leave.The Tardis then dematerialezed.So the group was pretty much Slade,Mexican cop,Stomedy,The mane six,and Princess Celestia.

So they just began walking to Slades apartment which wasn't far from where they were.So they were walking and fluttershy is nervous(well because one it is night and two there are mysterious people everywhere).So there walking past an alley,and fluttershy begins to hear something.She then looks down the alley to see a time portal open up.

Just then everyone heard fluttershy scream.
Slade looked around the corner and saw a familiar face holding fluttershy at gun point,It was Herman Fegelein and behind him was Pewdiepie. "Guten nacht Herr Wilson,as you can see we have come to avenge my step brother,i mean the fuhrer." boldly stated Fegelein.

"God Herman can't you do anything right,you dumb Antic maker!"

"Hey what have zuh antics ever done to you!".

"Annoyed me and the rest of the Third Reich,anyways we are here to kill you Slade,and your little friends to"

After the argument was over,Applejack said "But why are you doing this,everything y'all stand for is gone".

"Nein you see cowgirl,after we kill you we will begin to the Fourth Reich" replied Fegelein.

"And how will you do that,all your armies are gone and dead" stated Twilight.

Pewdiepie then stepped in and said "After we're done here,we will visit every racist state in this country,recruiting Neo-Nazis,Klansmen,and plain racists.After forming an army we will march on D.C. and take the White House.And then I shall form the new reich and become its glorious leader!"

Fegelein then stared and said "I didn't vote you,and plus I'm older then you,why can't I be zuh leader?"

"Because your and idiot" replied Pewdiepie.While the two were throwing insults at each other.Slade then looked back at his colleagues and did military hand signals.They didnt understand so Slade just executed the plan himself.He then tackled Pewdiepie and began punching him.

Fegelein then yelled "Ja zuh shooting begins" and began shooting his Luger at the rest of the group.Celestia who was pretty fed up with all of this decided it was time.So she then began a banishment spell.And from her horn a bunch of bright lights surrounded Fegelein"What zuh f*ck is going on!" yelled Fegelein.And just like that,Fegelein dissepeared and fluttershy unharmed.

Meanwhile the fistfight betweeen Slade and Pewdiepie was still underway.Both had managed to disarm each other,So Slade managed to push Pewdiepie off him.Mexican cop then yelled "Slade duck!" and began shooting at Pewdiepie. The first two shots hit his chest,but the second two hit his neck and head.Pewdiepie then fell over,never to move again.Slade then looked at Mexican cop,who said "An eye for an eye!".He then remembered he saved Mexican cop from the sniper,which felt like a lifetime ago.The members of the group who were not involved in the fight began clapping (well the ponies were stomping).

After that everyone began going their own ways."I'm still confused about one thing though,what did Celestia do to the crazy Nazi man back there with all the lights and magic stuff".

Celestia then replied "It's quite simple actually,I used a simple banishment spell and banished him to the moon for a thousand years" she smirked as she said that.

"Dang well I'm not going to mess with her" replied Stomedy

So Stomedy began heading home,So did Mexican cop.And shortly the mane six did to,they hugged Slade and then went through the portal.Celesita then told Slade "as long as you have the instructions for the magic mirror I gave you,you may visit Equestria as you please,and know you are always welcome". She and Slade then hugged and she departed through the portal.

Slade now alone began walking back to his apartment.While walking he checked his phone and saw he had 45 missed calls from his girlfriend,then took in a breathe and shut off his phone.

Just then a small portal opened and from it stepped a group of copyrighted cyborgs/robots. "We are the borg/cyber/cylon alliance and we have come to assimilate your planet!". Slade then said "Ahhhhhh f*ck" as the group armed their weapons and aimed them at Slade

+++++++++++++the end?++++++++++++

Note:no ponies or dragons or daleks were harmed in the making of this

Coming soon........................Ta Qawn Fury II

The Prolouge

++++++++++++++++++++++++++Prologue++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The Officers had viewed the machine, the machine that was going to win them the war. Steam came from it as it moved to position. Their leader then walked towards it to see the final result.

"The Super Weapons is almost complete. I can see it now, soon the Allies will have no choice but to surrender. ALL HAIL!"
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Soon every official in the viewing room, saluted and yelled “HAIL!". The leader accompanied by two other men walked to the control room and one of the men started dancing a very happy dance. The leader then stared down the man dancing, and said “Hermann quit dancing"

The annoying henchman (Hermann fegelein) then said ”What shall we call it?” he asked in his usual annoying voice.

"Does that matter right now” said the right hand man (Pewdiepie).

”Ja it does because we need to make a name that the allied forces will fear”.

”Actually it doesn't” replied Pewdiepie.

The two then began arguing back and forth until their leader said

“ENOUGH,ENOUGH,Schweigen,Es wird alles bald enden,Bald kann niemand uns aufhalten”.

”There's is only one who stands in our way through my leader” stated Pewdiepie.

”And who is this person?” asked Fegelein.

The Leader then replied “Ja sadly OberstReichsFuhrer Pewdiepie is correct there is a man whom lives in the 21st century, He is the one and only who is capable of stopping my plans!".

"How will we stop him sir?” asked Pewdiepie

"Trust me on this, soon there will be no man who can stop us, and the world will fall on its knees before my Regime!!”

Chapter 11

Chapter 11+++++

So our heroes sprinted over to the sound of the speakers like there was no tommorow.When the arrived,they beheld before them,one of the LARGEST guns in human history.They looked up on the gun and saw Hitler and his minions(his officials) preparing the weapon. "Soon the allies and the entire world will be devasted by the power of our glorious weapon,Soon the world will fall on its knees before the Third Reich!".

Slade then yelled "No one will be devasted by your weapon Hitler".

Hitler then noticed Slade and responded "Herr Wilson you have an annoying tendency to show up at the vurst possible moment,well it doesn't matter no one can defeat me"

Slade then replied "Yes maybe no ONE can defeat you,but this time I'm not alone"

Hitler took notice to Slade and his friends "Awwww zat is adorable,you and your little friends working together hand in hand. Well f*ck you,Gunsche kill these allied schwiens!"

That's when this man (Otto Gunsche) came out of the control room. "Mein Fuhrer,I am proud to inform you zat these losers will soon be taken care of!".

Mexican cop then pulled out his gun and said "Hey Nazi inform your fuhrer of this".He then shot Gunsche in the head.

"Really I have more henchman than that!" roared Hitler.

That's when suddenly a group of men came out of the control room. The group consisted of Alfred Jodl,Wilhelm Monke ,Hans Krebs, Joseph Goebells(I think that's how you spell it,sorry :facehoof:) and finally Wilhelm Burgdoff. Jodl then said "Mein fuhrer I object to your shitey plan,because these losers will easily kill us".

"Shut up you stupid bald man!" replied Burghdoff.

"Oh for gods sake can we just get to killing them already!" stated Monke.So the evil nazi henchman then began to draw their guns and started to aim them at our heroes