Pineapple Pie

by Lightning Shaker

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Princess Celestia, Main 6, Princess Luna, Original Character, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy, Romance
Length: 4619

A magically induced ship fic... it's totally original.

Pinkie Pie has a magic pineapple that seems to have a strange effect on the citizens of Ponyville, hijinks ensue, enough ships sail to form a fleet and there may be some chair throwing shenanigans.

Published 2012-07-16 02:24:08 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-18 04:53:00 UTC

Chapter 1

It was a cool summer evening in the city of Canterlot; Twilight Sparkle was studying with her mentor Princess Celestia, the book Magical Artifacts and their Significance in History laid out in front of them.

Twilight and the Princess had been laying pressed up against each other reading from the book, Celestia stretched and draped her wing over Twilight resting it on her withers.

Twilight smiled contentedly this night had been cooler than most and she had been shivering even though she was pressed up against the Princess who was quite warm and if Twilight was honest very comfortable to snuggle with. “Thank you Princess, it is quite chilly isn’t it?”

“Perhaps we can have a fire in the fireplace, and I believe the chef said something about hot cocoa as well. I’ll have to have some brought up for us.” Celestia said with a smile as she turned to the last page of the book.

“Oh, that sounds wonderful Princess; I think that’s just what we need!” Twilight’s cheerful voice and easy nature about it was coaxing Celestia’s smile to be even bigger.

She called the guards and asked them to have a servant bring up some cocoa and wood for the fire.

Twilight bounced a bit as Celestia returned from the door having handed out her request. She looked at the shelf for the next book they would study from her eager eyes roaming the titles. “This is so much fun Princess, I love being able to study with you like this again.” Twilight said in her enthusiastic adorkable way.

Celestia’s tail twitched in an agitated way. ‘It’s now or never’. She thought to herself.

“Twilight.” The alicorn said a with a frown on her face.

Twilight Sparkle looked up at the princess a smile on her face. “Yes Princess?”

Princess Celestia sighed as what she was about to say was hard for her. “Twilight, I am not sure how to say this, but I’ve been around for a long time.”

Twilight chuckled. “I know that Princess, that doesn’t seem like something you would need to tell me.”

Celestia deadpanned. “Twilight, I am trying to work up the nerve to say something, if you could please just listen.”

She gave a sheepish look, she wasn't used to the Princess being so serious. “Sorry Princess, go ahead.”

“I have been a Princess for a long time, and that time is often spent taking care of many duties. This often leaves me with little time for personal matters, needs Twilight; I have needs that sometimes only another pony can fulfill.”

Celestia bowed her head. “Twilight, you have grown into a fine mare and I would like very much if we could spend some time together, seeing to each other’s needs.”

Twilight's face showed her anxiety, had her mentor really just said that she wanted to be with her? “Oh umm Princess, that would be awkward I think... I’ve always thought of you like a mother. I don’t think I could do something like that with you. Besides, I’m... kind of dating Rainbow Dash.”

The shocked expression on the Princess’ face quickly turned to one of disappointment. “Oh, I am sorry my faithful student, I wasn’t even aware that you had a special somepony. When did this happen?”

Twilight’s expression grew fond as she thought back to that night.

~*~

After long hours of studying the effects of pegasi on the weather, specifically on winter weather, Twilight decided she wanted to do some practical studies on the subject. So she decided to ask a pegasus to help her, and what better pegasus than her friend Rainbow Dash, already on the weather team, and the best flyer in all of Equestria.

Twilight donned her saddle bags with research equipment carefully stored in them and headed out in search of Rainbow Dash.

It didn’t take long to find the speed loving mare, considering she was at the first place Twilight had looked, Sugarcube Corner. Rainbow was more than halfway through a stack of twelve cupcakes, though Twilight figured by the pile of crumbs on the table there was at least one cupcake worth there.

“Hi Twilight! Do you want to try one of my super-duper-ultra-deluxe-awesome-rainbow-cupcakes? I made some for Rainbow Dash, told her if she could finish a dozen I’d give her a special prize!” Pinkie Pie and her over enthusiastic salesmareship never failed to make Twilight chuckle, but she was here on a mission.

“Sorry Pinkie, I’m actually here to see Rainbow for something.” Twilight said with an apologetic smile.

“Okie dokie lokie!” The pastry chef replied bouncing away.

Rainbow Dash looked up. “You need me for something Twi?” She said around a mouthful of cupcake.

“Actually Yes Rainbow, I was wondering if you could help me with a little research.” Twilight trotted over to the pegasus to join her at the table.

“Research, why would I want to do that? That sound like some egghead stuff to me.” Rainbow snorted munching on another cupcake, she only had three left.

“Well, the research I’m doing is on weather, and I figured who better to help me that the number one weather pony in Ponyville? Plus I’ll totally make it worth your while.” Twilight answered her voice a little bit more suggestive than she had meant it to be.

Rainbow Dash gave Twilight an odd look before popping the last cupcake in her mouth. “Aw yeah, done!” She yelled as Pinkie Pie clapped for her from behind the counter. “I’ll get you your special prize later, Dashie. Twilight needs your help right now though.” The party pony declared with a grin on her face that went from ear to ear.

Rainbow Dash shrugged. “Alright, but you better believe I’m going to be back for my awesome prize Pinkie Pie.” She joined Twilight as they headed out of Sugarcube Corner, not noticing the sly gaze of the pink party pony.

As they got outside into the night air, the crispness of winter giving everything a sharp feel. ‘At least the wind isn’t too bad.’ Twilight though to herself pulling her scarf a bit tighter.

“So what’d you need Twilight?” Rainbow asked flexing her wings against the cold, her breath fogging in the air.
“Oh, well Rainbow what I wanted was to see if –“

~*~

“Twilight dear.” The Princess said dryly.

“Yes Princess?” She asked surprised.

“I understand your enthusiasm my student, but if you wouldn’t mind I asked how you two got together.” The impatient tone Celestia was using caused Twilight to reel back a bit.

“Oh uhh, sorry Princess, long story short?” Twilight asked backing away a bit.

Princess Celestia noticed the effect her tone had on Twilight. ‘Good going you old bat.’ She thought to herself. “I am sorry Twilight; I didn’t mean to sound like that. Please go on.”

Twilight coughed a bit before continuing clearly rattled by the Princess. “Well, long story short my experiment garnered positive results, but the cold air, especially up in the clouds was a bit much for me, and Dash started cuddling with me to help me get warm. Next thing I knew I was kissing her... We’ve been dating since.”

Princess Celestia was silent for a while as she absorbed this information, Twilight could see the heartbreak on her face. Tears started welling up in Twilight’s eyes. “I’m sorry Princess, I didn’t know.”

She smiled down at Twilight. “Twilight, my most faithful student. You have nothing to be sorry for, I am happy for you and Rainbow Dash. What do you say we get some sleep? You have a long trip ahead of you tomorrow.”

Twilight sighed. “It’s just back to Ponyville, Princess... Why didn’t you tell me sooner?”

She hesitated fumbling with her hooves as she tried to think of the right words to say. “Twilight, I didn’t tell you because I was afraid of how you would react. I have been in this situation before, there is a reason I haven’t been in a relationship in a rather long time.”

Twilight got low starting to hide her head behind her hooves. “Princess, I’m sorry. I love Rainbow Dash; I don’t know what else to say.”

Princess Celestia was quiet for a bit, her brows furrowing as she thought. Eventually she looked down at Twilight her old smile back on her face.

“Twilight, do not worry about it, I love you dearly, but there are other ponies, and I am just happy that my student is happy. In fact I have an idea. When you return to Ponyville I think we should have a party for you and your friend.”

Twilight was shocked for a bit then she shook her head. “Princess we haven’t told our friends yet, we were waiting for the right time.”

The Princess smiled at her student. “What better time than with a party? We could have your friend Pinkie Pie host it.”

Twilight Sparkle looked unsure but smiled at her mentor. Nuzzling against her, she felt happy that things were going back to normal. The Princess returned the nuzzle but her eyes showed a different light that Twilight Sparkle missed.

“I think you’re right Princess, maybe it is time we told everypony. And I think a party is a great way to do that.” She smiled.

“I think so too my faithful student, I think so too.” The Princess had a plan now, and it was a good one if she did say so herself.

~*~

“I am surprised at you ‘Tia, I did not expect you to give up your hold on your student so easily.” Princess Luna said as the royal carriage took them towards Ponyville.

It was the next day, Twilight Sparkle had already been returned to Ponyville to begin preparations, including but not limited to informing Rainbow Dash of the plans.

“Lulu, it shouldn’t be any surprise, after all Twilight is her own mare, and she is in love with Rainbow Dash. I couldn’t be happier for her.” Celestia said in her stoic regal way.

The Princess of the night nodded sagely as she gazed out over the land below them, her wings spread slightly to feel the air rushing against them. "We believe this to be true sister, Twilight Sparkle has shown great strength many times, including when she freed Us from our corruption."

Celestia frowned at the reminder of the pain the two sisters shared, Luna's banishment to the moon always sat heavily on her shoulders. Internally however she was giddy, her plan was already in motion.

~*~

Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner Pinkie Pie was already in full party mode, having gathered up many balloons and streamers, she was already working on baking treats for the party bouncing around at full speed.

She stopped suddenly when she noticed a pineapple on the counter, she didn’t remember it being there before, but it seemed like great luck.

“Oh my gosh, I’ll make a pineapple pie!” She exclaimed enthusiastically. Being unaware of the fruits magical nature.

Chapter 2

Celestia smiled to herself, everything was going exactly to plan, and she had orchestrated events that would lead to some interesting developments. It was possible that she was being a bit petty, but she had earned some petty moments in a thousand years of being the stoic ruler and watchful guardian of her ponies.

By mid-day the party was in full swing, Pinkie Pie had really outdone herself. The main square of Ponyville had been turned into one giant party area with pavilions, balloons, streamers and tables all decked out with snacks and punch for the party-goers.

It seemed like everypony in Ponyville had shown up, along with the Princesses and their guards there was quite the crowd gathered. It was giving Pinkie Pie a run for her bits just to try to keep up with replacing all the refreshments.

Princess Celestia sat next to Princess Luna in their own pavilion a table laid out before them with various treats, candies, cakes – mostly in front of Celestia – and drinks such as punch and tea.

Twilight sat at a nearby table next to Rainbow Dash the two snuggling and nuzzling each other. Applejack was sitting next to the two looking flustered, Fluttershy next to her hiding behind her mane a deep blush on her face and Rarity on the other side of the Twilight and Rainbow doing her best to not ogle the couple even though it was obvious she was giddily happy for the two. Missing from the group naturally was Pinkie Pie who was still running around at breakneck speeds that impressed even Rainbow Dash, or would have if the pegasus mare could manage to pull her attention away from Twilight.

The music was being provided by the unicorn DJ Vinyl Scratch, her custom mix table with its DJ P0N-3 logo on the front. The DJ’s head bobbed along with the beat, her purple sunglasses reflecting in the currently unnecessary stage lights.

Princess Luna eyed the food in front of her, specifically the pie. “Sister, what sort of pie do you suppose this is?” She asked giving the confectionary a sniff.

She was immediately assaulted by a pink blur. “That’s a pineapple pie, I had a pineapple and I was like. Oh my gosh, I’ll make a pineapple pie! And so I did, and it’s super duper yummy!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed in her usual hard to follow burst of enthusiasm.

“Shall We try some sister? We have learned to trust in the judgment of thy element of laughter when it comes to parties.” Luna was as usual using the royal We as she spoke, already taking a slice of the pie that was being offered by Pinkie.

Celestia simply chuckled, indicating a rather large slice of cake in front of her as she nibbled at it delicately. Luna’s first bite of pie caused her to gasp in surprise before she quickly took another bite followed by another. “Miss Pie, thy pineapple confectionary is truly as you say super duper yummy, We approve!”

Pinkie Pie looked as though she would burst with joy hearing that. “Eat as much as you want Princess, I made a whole bunch!”

"Pinkie this is a big party, are the Cakes not working on this with you?" Pinkie stopped in mid air completely ignoring the natural laws of physics much to Twilights dismay, she looked at her with what Twilight assumed was a confused look, though she thought there was something else behind those eyes.

"Dunno, I haven't seen them for a couple hours now." The pink party pony said before zipping off again.

Luna gasped. “Oh where are Our manners? Would thou or thine friends like a slice? This is thy party after all.”

Celestia watched in delight as each of the elements now took slices offered up by Luna, levitated across to the other table in Luna’s blue aura.

Rainbow Dash looked up from nuzzling Twilight to take a bite, as she did she noticed the grey pegasus pony smiling at her, or at least she thought it was at her it was rather hard to tell as one of her eyes was looking at Rainbow but the other was looking off somewhere else. “Hey Derpy, what’s up?” Rainbow asked the mail-mare.

Depry Hooves flapped her wings her blond tail swishing. “I just wanted to say how happy I am for you Rainbow Dash, you too miss Sparkle.”

Rainbow grinned as she nuzzled her marefriend again. “Thanks a lot Derpy, would you like some of this pie too?” She asked taking another bite.

Derpy eyed the pie, with one eye at least. “Nope, I’m going to get some muffins!” She smiled, her wings flapping again as she waved and made her way to a snack table.

“Twilight, Rainbow Dash, how are you two enjoying yourselves?” Celestia called from her table.

Rainbow pulled Twilight closer into an embrace with a wing. “This is great; being able to be close like this in public is at least a hundred percent cooler.” She finished by giving Twilight a deep kiss.

“Consarn it, can ya not do that sort of thing, yer doin’ that in front of Applebloom you know! Ah still caint believe you two lied to us and didn’t tell us! Ah mean, we’re yer friends, did you think y'all had to hide this?” Applejack’s sudden outburst shocked everypony at the table.

Fluttershy her face even redder leaned a bit closer to Applejack. “Umm, I don’t mind, if they wanted to keep it secret for a while I think that’s just fine. If you don’t mind me saying... that is.” She ducked her head down fluttering her wings in an agitated way.

Applejack looked down at the pegasus mare that was fumbling against her with an odd look. “Aww Fluttershy, don’t worry Ah aint mad, Ah just feel like they should have told us, Am mean we don’t think any different of them, right?” She looked around to the other ponies putting a friendly hoof over Fluttershy to ease the other mare of her worries.

“Certainly not, I think it’s absolutely wonderful darlings, clearly they are a perfect match and such a strikingly lovely couple.” Rarity said around a blush maintaining her prim poise.

“I think it’s lovely too.” Fluttershy said meekly, still hiding behind Applejack.

“I think it’s super duper awesome! I mean, I already love all of you girls, so nothing has changed for me, but now you two can stop being all secrety and acting like everypony doesn’t already know!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed somehow having appeared between Rainbow Dash and Applejack.

“Oh uhh, hey Pinkie, are you joining us at the table finally?” Twilight asked not seeming to be able to take her muzzle away from Rainbows mane.

“Nope, I just wanted to bring out a couple more pies for everypony. Whelp gotta go!” She bounced up zipping off returning with more containers of punch to refill the bowels.

Celestia looked down at the fresh pie on each table, from the smell they were both clearly more pineapple, so as Pinkie zipped by again she got her attention. “Pinkie Pie, you made more than one of the same pie?”

Pinkie nodded and then put a hoof to her chin as she though. “Yep, the original pineapple I found gave me the idea, but it was only enough for one pie so I went looking around and found more, and used those to make even more pies so there would be enough for everypony.”

Celestia smiled at her. “Well inspiration does demand action, I suppose I can’t deny myself some pie after all, it would be rude to you.” She levitated a slice to herself smiling.

Pinkie Pie just gave her a huge grin her eyes sparkling with joy before making an exaggerated royal bow and rushing off.
Celestia savored her slice of pie for a moment glad Pinkie had made more than the one she had altered with magic. She observed the reactions the pie was having on the elements at the table, Twilight was brazenly nuzzling Rainbow Dash’s wings, Fluttershy was giving tentative nuzzles to a confused but relenting Applejack. Rarity she noticed seemed to be unaffected as she simply sat chatting with her friends. Celestia looked over at her sister, Luna had finished a few slices of the pie by herself, and now seemed to be staring at the crowd with unfocused eyes and panting ever so slightly.
Celestia chuckled to herself; things were going according to plan.

~*~

It wasn’t too much later that Celestia realized she may have made a mistake, her vision blurred slightly, and there was a tingling down in her haunches that unsettled her.

She looked to her sister to find Luna staring openly at Rarity her mouth open a bit, Celestia realized she was panting in heat.

Taking note of that she looked to the table with the elements, Fluttershy had her face buried in Applejacks mane, and the farm pony didn’t seem to mind at all, turning her head to allow the pegasus to groom her with her mouth she had even undone her mane, the tie laying forgotten on the table.

She saw Twilight had started nibbling – no biting – on the base of Rainbow Dash’s wing, soft coos of pleasure and occasional loud moans coming from the blue pegasus.

And then there was Rarity, who still sat still in her prim and proper way, apparently ignoring the fact that her friends were moments away from rutting each other. Celestia wondered how she was managing to stave off the effects, or for that matter why they were affecting her, she had specifically been told this pie was made from a different pineapple than the one she had altered.

She sighed audibly. “Pinkie Pie?” She asked to the empty air near her.

“What’s up Princess?” The response came from the party pony now sitting between both sisters.

“Did you not say that these pies were made from different pineapples than the first one you found?” Celestia asked concern clear on her voice.

Pinkie Pie grinned. “Yep, but I mixed all the pineapples together to make one giant batch of filling, so your magic one got mixed in with the rest.” Celestia was taken by surprise by this one.

“How do you know about that?” She asked her breath barely more than a whisper.

“Because your plot was part of the plot which was written about in the plot, and I have an advanced copy of the plot, umm, the main one not your royal plot naturally.” She said as if any of that made sense.

Pinkie looked at her friends, the effect of the pie obvious on them. “I think your plan was mean Princess, even if the results were funny. You shouldn’t try to steal Twilight from Rainbow, they are happy together.” Celestia couldn’t speak simply staring at the party pony her mane having lost some of its normal bounce straightening out a bit.

Celestia sputtered some, looking with shock to Luna who was thankfully paying them no attention. She tried to speak but only shocked gasps would come out, how had Pinkie known what her plan was? “No need to say anything Princess, however I can’t let you come between those two, it’ll make them upset. So here is my plan.” Pinkie leaned forward as if to whisper to the Princess, and Celestia found she was transfixed ready to listen.

Pinkie Pie leaned in really close to Celestia’s ear she breathed heavily for a moment, Celestia shivered feeling the other pony’s breath on her ear. Then Pinkie leaned in closer and licked her ear. “We’re going to excuse ourselves from the party for a while.” She breathed against Celestia’s ear. “Not that we need to, no one is paying any attention anymore.” Pinkie Pie added as an afterthought.

Pinkie leaned back to look at the Princess. Celestia looked around seeing the other ponies in the area clearly under the same effect of the spell as she was, her face faltered for a moment before she looked back at Pinkie Pie and nodded.

~*~

Celestia moaned, she had excused herself from the table not that it mattered, Pinkie Pie was right nopony paid them any attention. They had walked to Sugarcube Corner as they got through the door Pinkie had given her a hard bite on her flank.

She looked back at the party pony prepared to complain, but all that came out was a moan and a soft purr of desire. They walked upstairs, Celestia tried to ignore the moans and sounds of pots clanging coming from the back of the bakery as she followed Pinkie to a small bedroom.

Celestia would have been surprised at the sight of the room, it looked as though a hurricane of party favors and candy wrappers had erupted inside, unfortunately Celestia’s mind was in a fuzzy haze of need.

With a soft nudge Pinkie Pie pushed Celestia to the bed, the Princess not needing much encouragement to move forward. “Normally I’d go slowly with this, after all I prefer a bit more loving than I’m going to get here, but you put strong magic into that pineapple. Even though you were a meanie-pants to Rainbow Dash and Twilight, I’m going to take care of you.”

Celestia climbed into the bed, her only response was some panting and incoherent words.

Pinkie just grinned and climbed onto the bed as well, giving Celestia a nip on the flank. She moved around to the other side of the Princess looking Celestia in her lust filled eyes. Pinkie leaned in and kissed the Princess, surprised at the sudden sensations flooding her, this wasn’t the same as kissing any of the other ponies like Rainbow Dash, there was magic coursing through her starting at the place where her lips connected to Celestia’s.

On impulse Pinkie parted her lips and slid her tongue in to meet the older mares, Celestia’s tongue eagerly met hers and for a moment Pinkie Pie’s world went fuzzy, she was wrapped in light and warmth. She could feel magic coursing through her, an electrical spark that made her whole body down to her hoofsies tingle.

Pinkie Pie pulled herself away from Celestia with some effort. “That was better than a sundae!”

Pinkie gave Celestia a nuzzle on the wing, giggling as they extended fully. She ran her tongue along the base of Celestia’s wing, grazing with her teeth as she went back the other way. Celestia gave out a moan and an impatient whimper.

“I understand Princess; I suppose it’s time I got down to it.” She move to the Princess’ backside but hesitated before the site. Even if she had shown confidence before, this was still THE Princess Celestia, ruler of Equestria and bearer of the sun.

Celestia looked back at Pinkie Pie flicking her tail to the side exposing herself, she let out another whimper. Pinkie was suddenly glad she knew not to eat the pineapple; she couldn’t imagine what it felt like to be so taken over by this spell.

Celestia started bucking against the air, the smell of her desire strong in Pinkie’s nose. She stood transfixed as Celestia bucked against nothing trying to get relief.

Pinkie Pie decided the time for hesitation was over; she leaned forward and planted her face in Celestia’s dripping sex. A bold idea entered her head as she planted a kiss against Celestia’s slick folds, she slid her tongue inside sucking hard as she did.

Feeling that Celestia moaned out loud as she did, twitching and shaking. Her front legs collapsed beneath her as she cried out in pleasure.

Pinky grinned; her mind lost in the feeling. It was the same as when she kissed the sun Princess. She could feel magic flowing into her along with the hot juices Celestia released with each caress.

It didn’t take long before the effect Pinkie was having with her tongue paid off as Celestia cried out. Pinkie’s face was suddenly covered as the Princess erupted in a fierce orgasm, losing control as her wings gave several flaps despite being painfully outstretched and her horn gave off several flares.

Celestia collapsed quivering her body still convulsing from the powerful orgasm. She looked back at Pinkie Pie. “That was the first time.” She stopped, panting a bit. “That was the first time in four decades.”

She collapsed falling unconscious as Pinkie looked at her baffled. ‘That sounds so painfully long to go without.’ She thought to herself. Pinkie moved forward and cuddled up next to the sleeping Princess, a nap suddenly sounded like a good idea.