The Dead Pony Under The Classroom Prank
"You got everything to go to the spa for a massage?", Apple Bloom asked, as she watched her teacher, Miss Cheerilee place a white towel around her neck.
"I do, Apple Bloom.", Cheerilee said. "All I need is a hoof massage, maybe pampering, and soak my fur in the hot tub. I'll get my hooves massaged first, my hooves have been killing me all day, yesterday."
"Yeah, because of all the walking, filing a lot of papers in your drawers, and writing stuff on the chalk board.", Apple Bloom said.
"I do that with my mouth, Apple Bloom.", Cheerilee said.
"Oh yeah.", Apple Bloom said. "Nopony can pick stuff up with their hooves. But, as for Spike, he can pick stuff up by not using his mouth. He has hands."
"And feet too.", Cheerilee said.
Apple Bloom giggled. "He can't pick up things with his feet, silly.", she said.
"Yeah, I guess your right, he can't pick up stuff with his feet.", Cheerilee said. "And neither can I."
"You don't have feet, he have hooves.", Apple Bloom said.
"Oh yeah.", Cheerilee said. "I do. I have two hooves for the front and two for the back. Some ponies can pick up stuff with their hooves, and some can't. But, nopony can pick up stuff with their back hooves, they're for walking." She looked up at the sun, she can tell about the time. "I got to get going, I've already wasted some time talking." She turned to the direction of the spa of Ponyville, and walked away from the filly. "Oh." She turned back at Apple Bloom for a second. "Maybe, I'll get my hooves polished before I come back." She turned and ran off in a rush.
"I'll see you in a bit.", Apple Bloom said, waving to her teacher. "We'll with the new floors we're helping model."
Diamond Tiara ran out of the school house in a panic. "Apple Bloom, you have to come in!", she yelped.
"Diamond Tiara, what's wrong?", Apple Bloom asked.
"We found bones.", Diamond Tiara warned.
"What?", Apple Bloom asked.
"We found bones underneath the floor.", Diamond Tiara said. "I swear to Celestia, you need to come and look." The two fillies ran into the school house to see bones of a skull of a pony.
Apple Bloom gasped in horror. One of her classmates, Scootaloo moved a hoof closer to touch the skull. "Scoots, don't touch it!", she yelled.
Another one of Apple Bloom's classmates, Sweetie Belle used her magic to pick up a piece of wood, revealing more bones. "Oh dear, there's more, guys.", she said.
Zipporwhill, Dinky, and Pipsqueak stepped back in fear. "I don't even want to touch them.", the grey unicorn said.
"The guards are on their way, girls.", Zipporwhill said. "We must do something."
"Pipsqueak, you should help us with this.", Apple Bloom said.
"I'm advising.", Pipsqueak said.
"What are we going to do?", Silver Spoon asked.
"I don't even know what those bones are doing here.", Scootaloo said.
"How old are they?", Apple Bloom asked.
"They're old.", Sweetie Belle said. "But, I'm not in on this."
"Yeah, none of us should touch any of those.", Diamond Tiara said.
"Should I come close.", Apple Bloom asked.
"I wouldn't if I were you, Apple Bloom.", Dinky said.
"I'm already in though.", Pipsqueak said.
"It's a skull, girls.", Diamond Tiara said, reaching her hoof to grab it. But, she prodded it, making it fall in the hole with the leg bones. The leg bones were wrapped up in a bag.
"The leg bones are wrapped up in a bag like there was a murder.", Apple Bloom said.
"Girls, I don't this.", Zipporwhill said.
Sweetie Belle picked up the wrapped bag with her magic and placed it on the floor. "They're all hoof bones.", she said.
Scootaloo covered up her mouth like she was about to throw up. "Look at all that, girls.", she whimpered.
"We got to call the guards.", Dinky said. "This is going to be a crime scene."
"I kept thinking to myself that this school house is haunted, I knew it.", Silver Spoon said.
"Doesn't this freak out?!", Dinky asked. "What the hay."
"Girls, what do we need to do?", Apple Bloom asked. "Cheerilee needs this school house. She's at the spa getting a massage. Do we have to tell her we found a body?"
"You got to.", Zipporwhill said.
Apple Bloom looked at Pipsqueak with a glare. "You need to help us, Pip.", she said.
"I'm advising.", Pipsqueak said.
"You have to advise us.", Scootaloo said.
"Yeah, I'm doing it.", Pipsqueak said.
"We need an advisor, we found these bones underneath the floor.", Diamond Tiara said.
"My hoofprints are all over them.", Silver Spoon said.
"And we're not leaving a scene of a crime.", Scootaloo said.
"That's what we have to do!", Apple Bloom panicked. "Why can't we just-" She stomped her hooves in front of Pipsqueak, scaring him. "You have to help us, I don't know why you standing around here so much."
"Apple Bloom, I'm advising.", Pipsqueak yelped.
"There's a body found underneath the floor in the classroom.", Apple Bloom scowled. She looked over at the other fillies with concern. "What's that?"
"A little body.", Dinky said.
Diamond Tiara waved a bone of hoof to Apple Bloom to tease her, making the bright yellow filly to smack her face. She went over to her and waved it in her face. She and the other fillies burst into laughter.
Pipsqueak, on the other hoof, giggled. "We got you.", he said.
Silver Spoon put a bone hoof in her mouth, while barking like a dog.
"Come on, girls.", Apple Bloom said. "Seriously."
"Whew, that was a great success.", Zipporwhill said.
"I'm so happy right now.", Apple Bloom said. "I thought this place was going to be ripped up."
"Well, we're apparently are.", Dinky said. "We're remodeling the floors."
"I got to give somepony a hug right now.", Apple Bloom said.
"I'll take a hug.", Pipsqueak said, hugging Apple Bloom.
"Yeah, Pipsqueak was on it too.", Diamond Tiara said, wrapping her arms around Apple Bloom's neck for a hug after Pipsqueak let go of his embrace.
"Nice job, girls.", Apple Bloom said. "You girls really got me. Lets continue to model these floors after we get rid of the bones."
