Irony's Tale

Charged Up collapses to the floor with the human in her grip with all four hooves. Both are breathing heavily as they lay on the floor next to his desk.

She continues panting. “Wooooooow.”

That gets a grin from Joel. “You took the word right from my mouth.” She reaches over and kisses him, their tongues intertwining for long moments.

When they part, she smirks at him. “Now I have.” She giggles as he runs his hands up and down her body. She uses her tail to run along certain sensitive parts of his anatomy. “Wanna go again?”

He furrows his brow, “We’ve gone three times, in addition to that heavenly fellatio that you performed to start.” He looks down. “I think I’m going to need at least some recharge time, Chargie.” He hugs her tighter. “But I’ll give you a key to my room, you can visit tonight as much as you want.”

“What about Fuff?”

He looks at her. “What about Fuff?”

Chargie huffs. “Well, I’m trying to take care of her, make sure she’s okay. I mean, right now, she’s working with your techs to build her a new leg. But what are we going to tell her about…” She stops and flushes. “Us?”

Joel runs a hand along her mane. “Tell her we hit it off, and things are fun. You don’t need to get into the details with her, right?”

She lies there for a long time. Finally she shakes her head. “Well, no I don’t have to tell her.” She shifts her hind legs. “I’m just so warm back there.”

“I noticed.”

She whaps his hip with her tail. “Oh shut up, you.” She snuggles up, her muzzle up against his neck, her nose flared and enjoying his scent for a long time. Finally she shifts slightly. “Joel?”

“Mhmm?” He snorts a bit, post coital exhaustion trying to claim him.

“Did you like my…” Her face gets more red. “Mare parts?”

He squeezes the mare tighter. “I liked every part of you, including your mare parts.”

“I mean, you’ve had sex with women before, how does mine feel compared to human women?”

He kisses the top of her head right below the line of her mane. “You are different, hotter, and that was a bit of a shock, but pleasantly so. You weren’t so tight that I had any problems, but dear God you felt amazing. You could squeeze me in ways that no human could ever have. I almost felt as though you could make me lose control just holding inside you.”

That gets a giggle. “I’m going to want to try that.” She lifts her head, looking as best as she can at her marehood. “Though, it’s different. I mean, I wasn’t female before, but I’ve had cocks in me before. This…” She looks over at him. “Was a whole different level of amazing, I didn’t know I could cum so much from just the act of sex.” She shudders. “You, sir, are a sex god, that last time.” She stops, panting hard at the memory. “I swear I was twitching and shuddering for like ten minutes. I don’t know if I can cum again right now. I am so sated.”

“But you were just asking if we could go again.”

She nods. “Just wanted to see if you wanted more. If you did, I would have, trust me, I would have done my best to extract another orgasm from you. But…” She reaches down and caresses her lips. “I think I could use a couple of hour break too. It’s a little sore back there for me.”

He kisses her nose quickly. “If you wanna sleep in your bed, I won’t complain. But I do hope you’ll sleep in mine with me.”

She contemplates his look. “You do know, if I’m in your bed, I’m going to do naughty things to you.”

“As is my wish.”

That gets her face to light up red. She wraps her hooves around his middle and squeezes tightly. “You are just wonderful. Joel.”

“Thank you.” He reaches over and pulls his jeans closer. “You know, it’s going to be hard to explain.”

She looks at the ruined fabric. Her voice gets really small. “Sorry.”

“Don’t be, it was my pleasure, well…our pleasure. But we’ll have to figure out how to get out of here.”

She nods. “I’ll run back to the hotel, get you new pants, and bring them back. Sound good?” She rolls away from him and gains her hooves. “I’m exhausted, and so damned full of energy at the same time. How is that possible?”

He shrugs. She grins at him before she unlocks the office door and vanishes through with a twitch of her tail. Joel leans back and intertwines his fingers behind his head. “What a mare.” He whispers.

***

Kerfuffle looks at her new, or well, old, forehooves. She’s already mastered walking on three hooves. The techs are busy with the final assembly of her new prosthesis. She already knows the industrial tile of the floor isn’t the best for having good grip with hooves. Though she has been able to manage. The new hoof looks like it will have better grip than her other hooves, so that does help. One of the techs walks up, her new hoof in his hands. He kneels down. “Okay, Fuff, let’s try this on you.”

She turns to the side and he slides the prosthesis into the fitting, the weight bearing portion is cushioned against the rest of her stump. He reaches in with a small allen on a micro-torque wrench. She watches as he tightens the set screw. When he pulls away, she puts the hoof down on the floor. “Okay, the tension seems about right.” She shifts her rear hooves a bit, putting a normal amount of weight on it, getting a bright smile, then a thoughtful frown. “I think the extension needs tightening a bit. She lifts the leg a little as the tech works on it with his allen set for a few minutes. With just a few adjustments she’s able to walk around the room without too much issue. She looks back at the black device. “I know we are going to find some unicorns to make magically powered ones, but this one is awesome. Thank you Brian, thank you, Mary.”

That gets big smiles from both humans as a knock announces the presence of someone at the door. Without much delay, the door opens, and her boss pops his smiling head in, followed by Charged Up.

“Oh, Chargie! Look!” Fuff takes to the air to leap over the worktable and lands in front of the Earth pony. “It works!” She prances in place quickly. “And it’s comfortable! I can wear this all I want!”

Joel nods. “Well, for the first few days I’d like you to not sleep in it, just to give your body a chance to acclimate to it.”

Fuff frowns and nuzzles it. “That’s going to be a problem, tool use for ponies is a bit harder than humans.”

Chargie bounces in place. “No worries, I’ll help you.” She stops, her stomach grumbling, she grabs her tummy. “But first, food.” She glances up at Joel. “Was an energetic day.”

Fuff frowns as she watches Joel’s face reddens a bit, he shifts his jeans a little bit, which gets another look from the pegasus, “Joel, what happened to your jeans?”

His face gets even more red, and to Fuff’s surprise, Chargie’s face matches his. He glances at the Earth pony. “How about sushi, my treat?”

Fuff immediately grins. “You have no idea how good the idea of fish sounds to me.”

Chargie rolls her eyes. “They do make veggie rolls too, right?”

He nods, and they quickly head to the parking lot, where Joel had grabbed the keys for one of the company cars.
They are off in a matter of minutes.

***

Chargie pogo bounces into their shared hotel room, giggling and talking a mile a minute. Fuff shake her body out once and lets the Earth pony’s words roll off as she walks over to the dresser. Keeping one eye on the Earth pony, pulls her phone from its pouch on her shoulder and puts it on the counter, she grabs the charge cord and quickly plugs her phone in.

With a single wing flap she hops up on the bed landing with a bit of a bounce then lays down curling her legs under her, enjoying the sounds of the Earth pony as she bounds around the room.

Glancing around Chargie stops and perks up, looking at Fuff. “Ya know what? I need a shower after today.”

Fuff cocks her head quizzically, “You must have been busy. And here I thought we pegasi were supposed to be high energy.”

Chargie’s face heats as she looks away a bit, “Yeah, busy, we’ll go with that.” She quickly retreats into the bathroom and a few seconds later, the door opens again, “Maintenance must have shown up, the shower’s fixed.”

Fuff grins. “Good, I’ll take a shower later. Take your time.” Pulling the blankets around her she sighs snuggling up in a bit of a ball, after a few minutes she finds her thoughts getting fuzzy. “Mhmm, naps are a pegasus specialty.” She murmurs softly as sleep claims her.

“Fuff!”

Chargie’s voice grabs her from her sleep. Lifting her head quickly Fuff looks around before she glances at the clock. It’s been about twenty minutes, she gets up and stretches before hopping to the floor, still trying not to put too much weight onto her prosthesis as she gets to the bathroom. She knocks on the door.

“Please, help.” Chargie’s voice sounds utterly pitiful. She opens the door and hears a whimper.

Opening the door, Fluff see’s Chargie sitting in the tub, with a towel on her back and an icepack on her head, “I think I’m sick, fever.” The earth pony droops her ears and whimpers once.

Stepping into the bathroom the smell hits her. “Chargie, what’s going on?”

Chargie looks down, she’s piled another towel into the bathtub and had poured ice into it. She’s sitting on it, with another whimper she looks up at Fluff, “I think I’m sick, I thought it might just be the California weather, but even with the AC I feel so hot… and now I’m… leaking.”

“leak… oh…” Fuff finds her own face heating. “Ummm. Chargie, are you in heat?”

“Heat?”

Fuff shudders. “You know, when pony mare bodies want babies?" Innocently Fluff flicks the bathroom fan on with her wing, "We go into heat, so we can have stallions get behind us and give us foals? Well, we get to where we really want a stallion, and we are showing off to them without really realizing it. And we smell different…” Fuff’s eyes go wide. “Wait a moment, when did this start?”

“Well, it sorta started last night, but it’s been getting stronger all day.”

“Well, it shouldn’t be so bad, it should be over in a few days.” She stops. “Oh, wait, does that mean I’m gonna?” Chargie lifts her plot up, nuzzles the pack a little bit, and sits back down with a squish before whimpering. Fuff shudders. “Oh no.”

“Fuff?” Chargie says almost too softly to hear. “Am I going to get pregnant from this?”

Fuff shakes her head. “You would have to have sex for that to happen. I haven’t seen any stallions, but maybe when we get to the pony settlement in…” She breaks off at Chargie’s look. “Wait a moment…” Chargie flinches. “No… you didn’t!” Chargie lowers her head, before nodding slowly. “With WHO? I don’t know any stallions around here.”

Chargie cringes. “He isn’t a stallion, well, he’s an absolute stallion in bed, but he’s not a pony.”

Fuff’s face brightens in a blush. “Wait a moment…my boss?” Chargie nods. “My boss, Joel?” She nods again. Fuff blinks several times. “My boss, that came with me from across the Atlantic Ocean to help with customers here in the States, and you shagged him?”

Chargie nods. “He was watching my tail as we were walking. And I could tell he liked it when I gave him a look.”

“You exposed yourself to him?!?”

That gets a grin from Chargie. “Oh, yeah, even winked for him. I could smell that he liked it.”

Fuff starts pacing back and forth in the small bathroom. “Yeah, did you not stop to consider that you were dropping pheromones like a mare in heat? Because you are a mare in heat?”

Chargie flinches. “He did say I smelled good.”

“Of course mares in heat smell good, wouldn’t be much use if our pheromones drove males away.”

“But he’s human, how can pony pheromones cause humans?”

“Why did Discord do what he did? I have no idea, Chargie, but you shagging him at my work definitely says that our scents affect humans too. What the hell were you thinking, Chargie? I mean, did he do like most males, pump and lose control almost instantly and then are done for the day?

Chargie grins. “You should know I’m better than that, I gave him a blowjob that he will never forget.”

Fuff scrunches up her face. “Ewwwwwww.”

“Don’t knock it until you try it!” She smirks. “Then we went at it, and he…” She shudders in pleasure. “Entered me, I never knew how much pleasure that was.”

Fuff facehooves. “Sounds like a porno, give a blowjob, then he eats you out.” She looks at Chargie, who nods. “Then he fucks you hard, and cums all over your belly.”

Chargie grins. “Oh now, except for the first load, every load went where it belongs, deep inside.” She sighs in pleasure as she shifts on her impromptu ice pack.

Fuff’s face is positively glowing. “Inside you?” She stops, shaking her head. “How many times, Chargie?”

Chargie is saved by a tentative knock on the door. Fuff looks back at the door, before turning back to Chargie. “Dear Celestia, I hope I don’t get fired or something for that.”

“I could recommend you get a raise, he invited me to his room tonight.”

“I don’t want to know, just stay here.” Fuff closes the bathroom door and reaches up to open the door to her room. She braces the door fully open and stands there, her eyes wide. “Can I help you?”

The white pegasus with the familiar uniform on takes a step back. “I’m officer Winds, with the 520th Air Police.” Tilting her head the mare looks at the other Pegasus up and down, “Kerffuffle?”

“Umm, yes.” Glancing over her shoulder, Fuff looks back at the bathroom quickly.

“It took a bit of sleuthing to track you down, but I think I’ve found something you lost.”

“Lost?” Fuff shakes her head. “I’m sorry, it’s not that I’m unhappy to see another pony, but I’ve got something…” her train of thought is cut short by a pair of twin balls of fur, feathers, and fluff, their combined force has her tumbling into her room and she ends up on her back.

“Kerfuffle!” Two voices say in unison.

“OhmyCelestia, we found you!”

“You probably don’t remember me; I was the flight attendant on your flight to LA.”

“I worked for British Airways, we both ended up flight attendants!!!”

Fuff looks at the two pegasi foals talking a mile a minute, the speed of their words only matched by the speed of their tails thrashing side to side. Their eyes, their faces, their exuberance… Its then she remembers her dream. “Pickle! Barley! I told you to get away, Discord.” She hugs the pair tightly to her, her eyes tearing up as she does. “But I’m so glad to see you!”

"As far as they remember, you were looking after them... I guess that would make you their guardian?"

"Don't know if you're their mom, relative, or just friend. But you're the closest we have for them to a parental figure."

Both foals sit, giving Fuff wide eyes, in stereo the twins whimper, "Yer not gonna throw us out on the streets, are you?"

"They are both twenty-five aren't they? Why would they need a guardian?"

"They're blank flanks." Winds says as if that explains everything, as if that one statement somehow covers all the horrors that young foals can get into.

“We need you Fuff.” Barley whines softly. “High Winds is a pony police officer now, she’s working for ponies to stay safe with all the traffic here. She doesn’t have time to take care of us.”

“But I’m only twenty-five, I don’t know what to do with you!” Fuff looks over at High Winds. “What do I do?”

High Winds cocks her head to the side. “You aren’t their mom?” At Fuff’s head shake, she sighs. “Well, the humans haven’t set up anything really to deal with foals without parents. But I know this situation is going to come up again. I’ll have to talk to Mayor Mare about figuring out what to do.” She looks at the foals. “I’m sorry, kiddoes. But I’ve got to find somepony to be your guardian.”

Both of them attach themselves to Fuff. “Oh, please!” Barley cries.

Pickle sobs as well. “We remember Fuff, she can take care of us.”

Fuff looks down at the two faces, the wide eyes get her to pause. She shudders and lowers her head. “I don’t know what to do, but I’ll do what I can for you.”

“Yippee!” Both foals say in unison before turning to High Winds and sitting down before her. “Thank you for finding Kerfuffle for us.”

High Winds beams brightly before looking up at Fuff. “I wish you all the luck.” She glances down. “You might want to settle down in the pony settlement in Montana. We get updates from them regularly, they are looking to build a cloud city like Cloudsdale.” She looks up at Fuff. “Are any of you speedsters?”

Fuff looks back at her wings. “No, I know I’m not. The foals should be tested.”

“Okay, there are pegasi there, get registered for basic rules of the air courses, if you want to get out of VFR flight rules, you must have a transponder," She says, holding her her foreleg out for Fuff to see, "and com device," She continues, tapping her goggles. "Don’t want to cause an airplane to crash, and you don’t want to become pasted to some windshield. The government offers some grants for first timers but they will cover that in your classes. So, stay safe out there.” She turns with a tail flip and vanishes.

Fuff looks down at the foals. “Okay, I’ve got to deal with something quickly, can you two watch some TV until I get Chargie sorted out?”

The two scamper to the bed and hop on, Fuff heads into the bathroom again. Chargie is nose deep in the full tub. She looks up at Fuff. “I heard what was going on. So, we’ve got two more to deal with?”

Fuff nods. “You gonna be okay?”

Chargie lifts her head from the water. “Eeyup. I know what’s going on, and this bath feels soooooo good.” She lowers herself to where only the top of her head and snout are out of the water, her eyes closing in bliss.

***

The sun is very low in the western sky when Chargie joins Fuff and the twins heading down the hallway in the hotel.

“Are you sure he won’t mind?”

“Fuff, you are planning on going to Montana anyway. And you were planning on driving, right? Isn’t it like, a twenty hour drive?”

“Fifteen to Bozeman, where we have two clients to visit. But we are going to stay the night in Salt Lake City. It’s about halfway. Don’t worry, we are in the US long enough, and Joel is planning on going to visit our California clients tomorrow, and then we take off the next morning. He’s actually moved our trip to Bozeman up before we head across the state to the pony settlement.”

“Will they be fine with a human showing up?”

Fuff shrugs. “I don’t think it would be a problem.”

The twins are unusually silent as everypony walks down the hallway. Chargie leading the way. The earth pony gets to Joel’s hotel room door and knocks quickly. Only a few moments has the door opening, Joel stands there in a bathrobe. He looks at the group of ponies standing before him. “Oh dear Lord, you are multiplying?”

Fuff giggles. “May I introduce Barley Barrel and Pickle Barrel. They were with me when Discord found us.” Her ears droop. “Barley was the flight attendant on our flight over here.”

“And I was with British Airways!” Pickle says as he jumps in the air, his wings buzzing.

Fuff giggles. “Yes, Pickle was BA flight attendant.” She looks at the two who are now sitting on the floor, their tails wrapped around their rears, their eyes are wide and bright. “We are planning on driving to Montana, right?”

He nods. “That’s the plan.” He looks down at the foals. “You are wanting a couple more passengers?”

“Pweaze mister.” Barley says.

“We won’t take up too much room.” Pickle adds in.

“Okay, I might just get diabetes from all of this. You ponies are utterly cute.”

“And sexy!” Chargie chirps.

Fuff blushes and gathers up the foals. “Chargie, they are kids!”

“Who were twenty-five as humans, just a few days ago!” Chargie retorts back.

Joel ends it with a laugh. “Okay you ponies. I’ll ask for a minivan, enough room for ponies, but remember, Fuff, tomorrow, we have five clients to see, and it’s gonna take most of the day.” He glances at his watch before looking at Chargie for a long moment. I think some rest sounds pretty good.”

Chargie gathers up the foals and Fuff and starts pushing them down the hall. “Okay, have a good night, see you in the morning.” She says as the trio of pegasi continue, Chargie turns and pogo hops back to his room. She notices that the door wasn’t fully closed, so she noses into the room. “I’m glad they are going to sleep. You, however, are going to do tomorrow on very little sleep.” She reaches forward and pulls on the sash of his robe, causing it to fall open. What it reveals gets a wide grin from the earth pony. “Oh, you were ready for me.”

He chuckles. “I don’t think I could avoid that, even if I wanted to.” He sits on the bed as Chargie leaps up next to him. She rears up and puts her forelegs around his shoulders and kisses him strongly. As the kiss progresses, she shifts her weight and pushes him back on his back and straddles him.

“So, is this round four, or five, for the day?”

He reaches up and pulls her close, running his hand through her mane as they kiss again. When she pulls away for a breath, he looks up at her. “I’ve lost count too.”

Her tail brushes up against his hardness. She slides back and smoothly has him enter her before she pushes herself up to be sitting on his crotch. She grins down at him. “You said you could lose control with just me squeezing on you. I want to feel that.” She squeezes tightly getting a happy groan from him.

***

Two days later, Fuff is watching the side doors of the Chrysler minivan open electronically. She had spent most of the previous day in this car with Joel and one of the techs that helped make her current leg, going between the various clients that they’ve been working with in the Los Angeles area. Though today, there’s one human, and four ponies. And their destination is going to be Salt Lake City, Utah, where they will rest before heading into Bozeman for a day, dealing with more clients, before heading east across the state of Montana to the pony colony. She has to smile at the reactions of some of the clients, first time seeing ponies, then dealing with how she’s got her own prosthesis. Her and Joel were able to secure a few new clinics in the area to sell their new designs. And they got assurances that if new pony customers come in, they’d be working with Open Bionics, and especially if they get any unicorns that would be interested in working to make powered or enchanted equipment.

“Wohoo! Roadtrip!" Chargie howls happily as she pogo bounces into the passenger seat in the front. “I call shotgun!”

Fuff lets Pickle and Barley handle wing assisted jumps into the minivan before heading to the very back. Both the foals curl up on the wide bench seat as Fuff takes a captain’s chair for herself. She looks at Joel, who is yawning as he sets a big cup of coffee in the cupholder before pulling himself into the drivers seat. Chargie giggles and grins at the human, which gets an eye roll from Fuff. She knows that Chargie hasn’t slept in their room since the first night. And it seems her boss seems to be happy with the arrangements as they are. So the pegasus mare is going to leave well enough alone for now. She reaches out a wing and closes her door as Joel fires up the engine.

“And away we go!” He says as he puts the minivan in gear and rolls into the notorious Los Angeles traffic.