Superheroes, ponys and uh a human
Day 7
Previous ChapterNext ChapterI just woke up and got out of bed and managed to get my clothes on without seeing which is harder than it sounds I knocked into the wall a couple times and when I got my clothes on I walked and felt for the door when I opened it I followed my memory of the hallway and got to the stairs I then smelled something really good coming from down stairs I then walked down the stairs and towards the kitchen the best I could I got in there.
"Good morning what smells so good."
"Oh darling your awake wait where's Rainbow dash" Rarity said.
"I can't exactly see Rarity so I have no clue."
"Well I told her to help you out of bed I guess she got sidetracked " Rarity said.
"And to answer your question we cooked apple flavored pancakes " Twilight said.
"Oh sounds superb " I said as I made a popping noise with my mouth.
I then grabbed a plate with pancakes on it and Twi helped me to the couch and I sat down and tried to grabbed the remote to the tv and used my memory to go to the morning news.
"Breaking news the Joker has escaped I repeat the Joker has escaped " I heard.
"Recent reports say that the Joker has escaped from arkham asylum with his top hench girl Harley Quinn and are looking for revenge on Catwoman who helped put them back in arkham if anyone sees or knows of his wareabouts please call the police." I knew they put up a picture of the duo cause they did it the last time they escaped.
"Wait if there looking for revenge then wouldn't they come here " Starlight said.
"Nobody except us know that she was here last night so I don't think they'll come here."
"But she's coming back couldn't they follow her" Pinkie said.
"Yes they could and probably will, Rarity is the flag done?" I asked hoping we could contact batman
"Afraid not darling I will get to work on it right away" she said as she ran up stairs.
"I don't think she'll finish it in time we'll have to find another way" I said.
"Couldn't we contact Superman I mean he does have super hearing " Scootaloo said.
"That's a great idea squirt " Dash said.
"Yeah so he hears everything so I don't think he's gunna hear us."
"So what should we do?" Sunset asked.
"Well I need to see I mean you girls can't exactly use your magic against them so I need to see to fight them off."
"What you think ponys can't defend them selfs without magic." Spike said
"It's not that at all it's just Twilight's a nerd, Rarity makes clothes, Fluttershy would be too scared , Pinkie would probably make things worse and Aj , Dash would get them selfs seriously hurt I mean there not exactly the best of the best."
"Unfortunately he is right" Celestia said shocking everyone and Luna nodded in agreement along with Cadance.
"Princess Celestia you can't be serious." Twilight said.
"These criminals are all too experienced for you girls to fight so I think it would be best if Brushyink defends us he is from this world after all so he knows these criminals better than any of us" Celestia said.
"Wait I wasn't serious are you kidding me I can't defend against three notorious criminals that have killed hundreds of people."
"That's why we will help you." Shining said alongside Big Mac soluting me.
"Alright but if we do this we have too prepare that means I will have to see so these cuts have to go but how we do that is a problem."
"That would require time and energy and we simply do not have the time" Luna said.
"Then how would I fight."
"I could heal him" Starlight said.
"Starlight I know you want to help but as your teacher I cannot allow it, It would take most of your energy and he's a human his body is much different than ares so we don't even know if it would work" Twilight said.
"But Twilight I know I can do it he's my friend please let me try " Starlight begged.
"I'm sorry Starlight I want to help him to but it would take all your energy " Twi said.
"Let her do it I know she can do it I believe in her." I said.
"Are you a hundred percent sure you want to do this " Twilight said.
"Yes I'm sure."
"Alright take his bandages off " Twilight said and Cadance, Rarity unwrapped the bandages and the cuts started bleeding again down my face.
"Are you ready Starlight?" Twilight asked
"Yes I'm ready" she said as she ingulft my body in magic, I soon felt a cold rush through my body and to my head and then a pop as the magic disappeared.
"Can someone get me a mirror please " I said then Fluttershy handed me a mirror, I looked in the mirror to see my handsome face was fixed the cuts were gone and replaced with a purple scar across my eye.
"Well that's new " I said as I poked the scar it felt cold I then looked to see Starlight was exhausted laying on the couch I then hugged her.
"Thank you Starlight for giving me a fighting chance" I whispered in her ear.
"Your welcome and thanks for believing in me " she whispered back.
"Your welcome."
"Awwwww there so cute " the crusaders said in unison.
"What do we do now" Pinkie said.
"We prepare " I said as I got up and took Shining and Big Mac to the garage in it I had a box with my uncles hunting rifle in it and a cross bow And the next box I went into had my cousins bow and arrow she gave to me.
"Here" I said as I gave the bow to Shining and then the crossbow to Big Mac I took the rifle.
"Now were prepared. " I then walked back into the living room and sent the rifle down and Shining and Big Mac did the same.
The day went by without incident it was now 11:00 pm I was waiting in the kitchen with Big Mac at the table while Shiny kept watch we then herd the backdoor open and there was Catwoman returning to her crime.
"Hey stop right there" I said as I pointed the rifle at her.
"I see you brought some friends good triple the fun" she purred.
"Hey I'm married " Shining said as he pointed the bow at her.
"Even better hey I'd love to chat some more but I got a necklace to steal " she then ran over to the glass case it was in last time but it wasn't there.
"Where is it " she said I then pulled the necklace out.
"looking for something?" I said.
"Give that to me " she said.
"You'll have to claw it from my cold dead body" I said as Mac shot a arrow at her she dodged it then she pulled out a whip and pulled the cross bow from Big Mac.
"You'll regret that cat" Shining said he then shot a arrow at her knocking her whip from her hand she then ran up to him and kicked him in the stomach he then hit her right in the face she then grabbed his arm and twisted it and kick his knee putting him on the ground then Big Mac grabbed her from behind then a gunshot rang out but it wasn't from me.
"If anybody's gonna clip the kitty's claws it better be me " the Joker said holding a pistol with a long barrel that he used to shoot Big Mac right in the side and it went straight through Catwoman's side as well I then tried to shoot him but my gun was knocked from my hand by a giant cork that came from the gun that Harley Quinn was using.
"No one hurts my mista J " she said she then ran up and kicked me right In the side and then punched me in the face sending me back. She sounded a lot like Twilight.
"Get out of my house " I shouted I then rammed her sending her back into the Joker making him fire his gun which went into Harley's knee making her unconscious.
"Now I'll repeat get out of my house."
"You know my father use to repeat himself you know where he is now." Joker said.
"Dead" I shouted.
"Unlucky for you that you are right cause now you'll die" he said as he pointed his gun at me.
"I triple dog dare you " I said stareing into his crazy eyes seeing chaos and fire then I closed my eyes waiting when he pulled the trigger I herd a girl scream I then opened my eyes to see Starlight on the ground bleeding.
"Starlight!!"
"Hehehehehahahaha what do you know love does make you live longer. " he laughed.
"What have you done!!" I screamed as I rushed him I then punched him in the face then I roadhouse kicked him in the side sending him over the couch he then got up and punched me open palm i then got electrocuted I realized I got joy buzzed.
"Let's put a smile on that puss " he said as he pulled out a knife and went over to Starlight.
"Leave my friend alone " I said as I got up.
"What my buzzer should have knocked you out, it must be broken stupid thing, well there are other ways to knock a person out" he said as he ran at me with his knife he tried to slice me but I dodged it and I ripped the table cloth off the table and used it to grab his knife we struggled and hit each other until the knife was threw to the ground and he went to grab it but someone stopped him, it was Batman he stepped on his hand and then threw him against the wall and then smashed him threw the table knocking him out.
"You alright?" he asked.
"I need a doctor." I said as I fell to the ground unconscious.
Author's Note
The D C characters are from the justice league animated series or the justice league dark animation style movies still haven't decided
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