Author's Note

This is my first story ever!, criticism is welcome, but please dont hate on me to much.
"Now... shall we begin?"
Ps. I have actually seen all 4 EqG movies, my character has not. It makes it more fun
Now edited by Magnus Orion

Chap. 1: So It Begins

"This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, now just take a minute, sit right there, & I'll tell you all about how I became-...crap I can't come up with a good parody on the spot like this...anyway, my point was I'm gonna be telling Y'all the story of how I ended up in an alternate version of the EqG universe! now our story starts on Earth, well...our Earth"

Comic-Con 2018

I was at San Diego Comic-Con 2018, I'm here because...well if I'm being honest I'm a huge fucking nerd, so this shit is fun to me. I was cosplaying as Transformers 5 The Last knight Barricade.

Barricade is my favorite Decepticon from the 'Bayverse', as fans & haters alike call it. I was passing the ‘Merchant's Hall’ as I liked to call this section of the Con, where you can by all sorts of crap from all sorts of people.

"You there!" Said a mysterious voice. I look to my right and see a man cosplaying as the Transformers Animated Swindle

"I see your missing some important parts of your costume." he said. "I think I have exactly what you need!" He finished.

"Yeah, what's that?" I asked.

"Your weapons of course!" He exclaimed. He then pulled out a fake Nightstick, pistol, wrist mounted taser, and...I don't know what you call it, but it goes on the left arm of my costume. A pair of fake brass knuckles, one saying punish the other saying enslave, and a couple pairs of fake handcuffs.

"Wow...how much do you want for all of this?" I asked.

"let’s say, 667 bucks," he said. I replied with an "Okay," and handed him the money. I then put the weapons where they would normally be on my costume.

"Thanks man!" I said as I started to leave, only to be consumed by a bright light. "What the f-!"

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The next thing I know, I'm waking up inside of a parked car. "What… the… FUCK… just happened?" I asked myself. "Okay, I'm in a car… where the fuck did I get a car from? Better yet how did I get in this car?" I ranted as I got out of the car. To my shock it was a customised blue Ford Mustang Saleen. "Ok... what? Where the fuck did you come from? Where the fuck am I? Where exactly is here?" I asked myself. I got back into the car, and saw that the key was already in the ignition. I turned the key and heard the car roar to life. "Okay, I don't care how this happened, or even what happened… but I like it!" I said as I pulled out of the parking lot, and onto the road. "This is gonna be fun!" I said.

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I pulled up to a place called, judging by the sign, Sugarcube Corner. "Strange name, but I'm starving, so who cares," I said as I got out the car and walked up to the register.

"What can I get for you deary?" Asked a blue skinned… wait what? A woman… with blue skin. I then noticed everyone here was Technicolored.

"I'll have a strawberry shake… to go, if that's possible." I said.

"Of course deary. Pinkie, one strawberry shake to go!" She said.

"All right Mrs. Cake!" A voice from the back said. It was probably only a minute before a pink skinned girl walked out with my shake. "Here you are mister, that'll be 2 bucks! By the way, are you new in town?" She asked.

"Yes, yes I am. My name’s Nathan, what's yours?" I asked.

"Pinkie Pie!" She chirped happily. "Wanna hang out when my shifts over?"

"Uh… sure?" I said.

"Great!" Pinkie said, going to the back room.

"Is she always like that?" I asked.

"Yes..." was all Mrs. Cake said.

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I waited for about 10 minutes before Pinkie came out in normal clothes instead of her uniform. "All right, let's go!" She said as we left. I walked up to my new car. "This is your car?" She asked.

"Yep, I got it recently." I said.

"Awesome!" Was all she said as we got in.

"So...where to?" I asked.

"I'll tell you as we go." She said.

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We eventually pulled up to a...school. "Why are we at a school?" I asked.

"Because this is where my friends meet up, come on, come meet them!" She said too enthusiastically for my taste.

We walked up to 6 girls that, along with Pinkie, I assume range from 17-19 years old. "Hey guys!" Pinkie said.

"Sup/howdy/hello/hi Pinkie/Pinks," said the six girls at the same time.

"Who's the dude?" Asked the blue skinned rainbow haired girl.

"He’s a new friend, Rainbow." Pinkie said.

"What's yer name?" asked the orange skinned girl.

"My name’s Nathan, nice to meet you all." I said.

"Applejack, nice to meet ya too." The orange girl said.

"Rarity, and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance darling," said the alabaster white girl.

"Sunset Shimmer." Said the yellow orange skinned girl with red and gold hair.

"Twilight Sparkle," said the purple skinned girl. It was at this moment that I realized, don't know why it took me this long, but I was in the EqG world! I never watched the movies, as they didn't really interest me, but that's definitely where I am!

"My name’sFluttershy." said the yellow girl.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" I asked.

"My name’s Fluttershy." she said again.

"I’m sorry, what?" I asked again.

"My name’s Fluttershy." She finally said loud enough for me to here.

"Oh… like I said, it's nice to meet you all," I repeated.

"That your car?" Rainbow asked me while pointing at my Mustang.

"Yes, yes it is." I said.

"Awesome," was all she said.

"So what brings you to our fair city in the first place?" Asked Pinkie.

"...boredom," I responded.

"That’s a good one!" She said, laughing.

"Pinkie, I’m serious," I said.

"Oh..." was all she said.

"So are you out of school then?" Asked Twilight.

"If by out you mean dropped out, then yeah, I'm out." I said.

"Oh… okay… but maybe I could tutor you!” She said, an excited look on her face.

“I’d rather not,” I replied, Twilight happy expression quickly dropping.

"Play any sports?" Asked Rainbow.

"Nope." is all I said.

"Do you like animals?" Fluttershy asked.

"Depends on the animal." I said.

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We probably conversed for about an hour before the girls decided to split up for the night. I got back in my car and started driving. Eventually I saw what appeared to be a… roadblock? Once I pulled up to it though, the roadblock wasn't what was on my mind. The only thing on my mind was "Who the fuck blows the front of a bank in?!?"

To be continued...