As i was driving to the junkyard i didn't see the yellow and black 2016 Customised Camaro about to crash into me, once it hit me, the side of my car caved in and started crushing me
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I woke up in the junk yard inside my car perfectly fine, both me & the car.

"What... i... how?" I asked amazed. "Ok i'm in an alternate world to a magic filled one so it's not that hard to believe that my cars magic, so that's how it fixed itself.... but how am i fine?" I asked. I started looking around when i saw a beer bottle, i walked over to it & brought it back to my car, where i smashed it over the hood. "I hope i'm right about this" i said. With very little hesitation i stabbed the bottle into my arm... only to have it phase right through me. "What?... how the?... i'm a hologram?... wait, then how the hell can i drink a fucking milkshake & eat food?... what the fuck is going on?!?" I asked myself in secession. "Ok... ok, recap time, go to Comic-Con as Barricade, buy shit from a guy dressed as Swindle, get sent here with this car that is Barricade's alt mode minus all the cop shit, turn out to be a hologram that can turn solid... Holy shit im a Hollow Form..." i realized. "Ok so that means your my real body" i say pointing towards my ca-... my body. "Ok so is this like in the 86 movie and i just have to believe or some shit?" I asked myself. I closed my eyes "i believe i can transform, i believe i can transform, i believe i can transform" i said. When i opened my eyes instead of my blue Mustang was... "why the fuck did you just grow all the cop shit you were missing in the first place?!?" I asked annoyed. "Ok... how 'bout this: ...i believe i can turn into a giant robot, i believe i can turn into i giant robot, i believe i can turn into a giant robot" i said. When i opened my eyes i started to disappear as my car started ripping itself apart and reforming into a giant robot, before i completely disappeared i closed my eyes again & when i opened them "fuck yes!" I yelled. "Im Barricade, i'm actually Barricade!... this is so fucking cool!" I said all to happily. "Transform" i said as i started ripping apart and forming the car again. I closed my eyes as my head folded away, then opened them again as i appeared in the driver's seat as my Hollowform. "This is the coolest fucking thing ever!" I yelled. I got out the car and realized that it was in Cop Car Mode. "Stealth Mode" i said. Then the top cop lights folded into the roof of the car, the front rollbar and cop lights folded into the grill and under the car, the white doors with 'Police' written in black on the side changed to completely blue doors & the cursive on the side saying 'To Punish & Enslave' disappeared, what was left was just my blue Mustang. "That is fucking awesome!" I yelled. "Ok so i'm technically a triple-changer then, Stealth Mode, Cop Car (CC) Mode, Robot Mode.... Awesome!" I yelled. I got in my c-... myself... no i'm just gonna say got in my car. "Should i tell the girls about this?" I asked myself. "Nah" i answered.

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"Mohawk where are you currently?" Asked Nitro through the comlink.

"Somewhere between HQ and i don't give a fuck" replied Mohawk.

"Ignoring that... for now, we picked up a Decepticon signal in a nearby junk yard, go check it out" ordered Nitro.

"Eye eye, cyclops" replied Mohawk.

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Mohawk rolled up to a hill behind the junkyard and Transformed.

"This is just gonna be a wild-" Mohawk stopped mid sentence because he saw a blue Mustang Saleen. "Oh shit..." said Mohawk. "Boss i found the signal" Mohawk continued using the comlink.

"Do you know who it is?" Asked Nitro.

"Barricade..." was all Mohawk said.

"..." 'said' Nitro. "Report to base... now" he ordered.

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I pulled up to school in time for... 2nd period "shit!... second day of school and i’m this late... i'm so boned" i say disappointed in myself.

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Lunch rolled around, me and the girls were sitting at what was apparently their usual table.

"Did you find out where that car came from?" Asked Pinkie

"No i did not" i lied.

"You're lying" said AppleJack.

"Damn your good" i said

"Its a gift. Now, where's the car from?" Asked AppleJack.

"Id say it's a long story, but it ain't. it's more of a 'if i told you, you wouldn't believe me' story" i said.

"Try us" said Sunset.

"Ok well it starts at Comic-Con, again, i was cosplaying as one of my favorite fictional characters, Barricade, i giant alien robot that turns into a blue Mustang Saleen-" i didn't finish before

"Your car's a blue Mustang Saleen... oh..." said Pinkie.

"Wait... are you trying to tell us that you ARE the car?" Asked Sunset.

"Yes" was all i said.

"That is scientifically impossible!" Semi-yelled Twilight.

"He's telling the truth Twi" said AppleJack.

"Can you show us?!?" Asked Pinkie & Rainbow at the same time.

"Sure... just not here, i don't want anyone but you sev-" i tried to say.

"Ahem" said Spike

"Eight... to know about me being turned into a fictional, well... no longer fictional, character.

"That makes sense" said Sunset & Twilight at the same time.

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After school got out me, the girls & Spike found ourselves in the junkyard i'd been calling home.

"This is where you've been staying?!?... its hideous!" Yelled Rarity

"No shit, it's a junk yard" Me, Rainbow and AppleJack all said at the same time.

"Ok... Rainbow?" i asked.

"Yes?...." she asked.

"Punch me" i said.

"What?" She said

"I said punch me" i repeated.

"Ok..." she said as she went to punch me, But her fist phased through me. "What?" She asked retracting her hand.

"Ok, watch this" i said. "CC Mode!" I said as my car went from Stelth Mode to CC Mode.

"Can it! Its the fuzz!" Said Pinkie as she started running away.

"I got her" said Rainbow as she went after Pinkie. Not a minute later they both returned.

"Ok.... Robot Mode!" I said as i disappeared & my car started turning into its Robot Mode, when the transformation was complete "what do ya think?" I asked

"I think this is fucking awesome!" Yelled Rainbow.

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The day had ended & i was about to hit the hay, but i couldn't shake the feeling i was being watched, i started looking around when i spotted a hill, i looked to the top of the hill & saw a silver P51 Combat Fighter leaving, then it hit me like AstroTrain "Mohawk..." i said

To be continued...

Author's Note

My alt-mode:

I think i did a good enough job describing the Stealth Mode that you can just imagine it without using that image