RoadBlock: QuillVerse I

by Barricade Pax

Rating: teen
Tags: Other, Equestria Girls, Science Fiction, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity, Random, Violence, Crossover, Death, Alternate Universe, Shadowbolts (EqG), Spike (EqG), Dazzlings, Comedy
Length: 19458

Go to Comic-Con as Barricade from TransFomers The Last Knight buy stuff from a guy dressed as TransFomers Animated Swindle get sent to a version of EqG, what fun...

Theme Song: Never Going Back - by - The Score

My names Nathan Quill & this year i saved up enough money to go to Comic-Con, i decided to go as one of my favorite Desepticons from the "BayVerse" Barricade, spacificly TF5TLK Barricade, i bought some stuff related to the character from a guy dressed as TransFomers Animated Swindle, now im stuck in a version of the Equstria Girls universe, this is gonna be both fun & its gonna suck... i can already tell

Formerly edited by TheIronGolem

Curently edited by Magnus Orion

Published 2017-08-31 01:30:09 UTC
Last updated 2018-08-30 20:02:42 UTC

Chap. 2: School...

Author's Note

I have taken your guys's advice & have gotten myself an Editor: [https://www.fimfiction.net/user/310834/Magnus+Orion]Magnus Orion

For TheIronGolem's eye's only:
Thanks for what you did TheIronGolem, i hope you dont mind that I've got a new editor

Chap. 2: School...

I pulled up to an abandoned junkyard & turned the radio on. "Police are still trying to identify the culprit of the bank robbery that happened today..." the news woman on the radio droned.

I turned the radio off. "Huh... so the country I'm in is still called America... unless it was Amareica?" I said to myself.

I decided to sleep here for the night.

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"I’m telling you, that 'robbery' was a terrible idea Dreadbot!" Said a gruff Militaristic voice.

Silence was all DreadBot responded with.

"Oh cut the crap we all now you can talk!" Said a new punk esk voice.

"Shut up Mohawk!" Said the same gruff voice.

"Why don't you make me fatass!" Said Mohawk.

"ENOUGH!" yelled a gangster-ish voice. "Mohawk, Onslaught, both of you take a note from DreadBot and Berserker...

AND BE QUIET!" yelled the gangster-ish voice, as DreadBot smirked.

"Yes Sir," Onslaught said in sync with Mohawk.

“Whatever boss,” Mohawk said.

"Now, as for you Dreadbot... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! You could have given us away!" Yelled the gangster-ish voice.

"But I didn't, Nitro," DreadBot said.

"You getting smart with me?" Nitro asked.

"No Sir." Dreadbot said fearfully.

"Good, now no-one and I mean no-one leaves this base without my say so!" Nitro commanded.

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I woke up in my car. "Huh... oh... right..." I say in a depressed tone. "Great..." I say, starting my car and heading for that school from yesterday.

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When I pulled up to the school, "Must be a school day..." I say, seeing all the students walking into the school. I get out of my car and walked into the school, walking into a pinkish white woman with multicolored hair. "Uh..." I elegantly say.

"What are you doing in my school?" She asks seriously.

"Um… I'm here to register." I say lying.

"Then follow me." she said.

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I followed her to the principal's office. When we sat down she immediately launched into the questions. "so where are your papers?"

"Um… I don't have any on account of me being from another dimension." I said. She looked at me for a couple minutes then reached over to the announcement com.

"Sunset Shimmer please report to the principal's office, Sunset Shimmer please report to the principal's office." she said through the announcement com.

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It was about five minutes before Sunset walked through the door. "You called, Principal Celestia?" She asked.

"Yes, we have a new student," she said gesturing to me.

"Oh hel-... oh... Nathan, nice to see you again," she said.

"You know him?" Asked Celestia.

"Yeah, Pinkie introduced him to our little group yesterday." Sunset said.

"Well I'm going to need you to give him the tour," said Celestia.

"So you not gonna tell her about the whole, me being from another dimension thing?" I asked.

"I don't have to now," said Celestia.

"...Right," I said.

"You’re from Equestria?" Sunset asked.

"What's Equestria?" I lied.

"There's a third dimension... this is big..." said Sunset, momentarily losing herself to deep thought.

"So! How about that tour?" I asked.

“Right, we can talk about the whole 3rd dimension thing later.”

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"And this is the cafeteria, come on, it's lunch time anyway," said Sunset. We walked into the cafeteria and to a table with the other girls from yesterday.

"What's he doing here?" Asked Rainbow.

"He’s apparently a new student," said Sunset, "and he's from another world." she finished.

"Wait, he's from Equestria?" Asked Pinkie.

"No," I said.

"Wait... there's a third world?!?" Asked Twilight.

"That was my reaction, and we’re talking with the princess about it after school," Said Sunset.

"Tell me more about this third world!" demanded Twilight. "Please!" She finished.

"Well... it's actually really similar to this one," I said.

"Really?" Asked the entire group in perfect unison.

"How so?" Asked Twilight.

"I'll tell you if you tell me what this second world is," I said.

"Well it's-" Sunset tried to say, only to be interrupted by The Pink One.

"It's a magical parallel world where everyone's ponies, gryphons, etc." Pinkie explained.

"That's honestly not the weirdest thing I've ever heard," I said

"Really?" Asked a mysterious voice coming from Twilight's backpack.

"Who said that?" I asked. A purple and green dog jumped out of Twilight's backpack.

"I did, name’s Spike," said... wait Spike's a dog in this world... alright then...

"Talking dog... cool!" I said.

"You’re not gonna freak out over the talking dog?" Asked Applejack.

"Nope," I said, "I've seen weirder." I finished.

"I'll believe that when I see it," said Rainbow, unintentionally invoking Murphy.

"So, back to the third world..." said Sunset.

"Oh... right! Ok, like I said, the 'third World', as we're calling it, ain't that different from this one, I mean from what I've seen so far the only real difference is that people on my world, 'World Three', aren’t so… colorful," I said, "no offense." I added.

"None taken," they all said with a smirk. That must be a running joke in the movies.

"So did something come through a portal to this world from 'World Two'?" I asked.

"Why do you say that?" Asked Sunset.

"Did you guys not hear about the bank that got the front of it blown in?" I asked.

"What?!" They all asked, semi-yelling

"Yeah, a Bank of America got the front of the building blown in, saw it last night," I said.

"That... wait if you've been on this world a day, where'd you get a car?" Asked Sunset.

"Uh... I honestly don't know... I sorta just woke up in this world, inside the car..." I admitted.

"Really... that's a pretty big coincidence," said Rainbow

"Are you mocking me?" I asked.

"Yes, yes I am," said Rainbow

"I admire your honesty," I said

"So you going to explain how you just woke up in a fancy car like 'yours'?" Asked Applejack.

"Well I was at Comic-Con... you guys have Comic-Con here?" I asked.

"Yeah," Sunset replied, motioning me to go on.

"Okay... so I went there cosplaying as one of my favorite fictional characters, I bought some shit from a guy, then next thing I know I'm waking up in my car."

"He's telling the truth, I can tell," said Applejack, using her magically unexplained honesty powers.

"That's good enough for me," the rest of the girls said.

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At the end of the day I was driving back to the junkyard and came to a stop at a red light when a silver P-51 Combat Fighter zoomed past me.

"What the fuck’s that guy’s deal?" I asked as the light turned green.

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"How's the scouting mission going Mohawk?" Nitro asked over the intercom.

"It's going," replied the silver P-51 Combat Fighter.

To be continued...

Chap. 3: HollowForm

As i was driving to the junkyard i didn't see the yellow and black 2016 Customised Camaro about to crash into me, once it hit me, the side of my car caved in and started crushing me
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I woke up in the junk yard inside my car perfectly fine, both me & the car.

"What... i... how?" I asked amazed. "Ok i'm in an alternate world to a magic filled one so it's not that hard to believe that my cars magic, so that's how it fixed itself.... but how am i fine?" I asked. I started looking around when i saw a beer bottle, i walked over to it & brought it back to my car, where i smashed it over the hood. "I hope i'm right about this" i said. With very little hesitation i stabbed the bottle into my arm... only to have it phase right through me. "What?... how the?... i'm a hologram?... wait, then how the hell can i drink a fucking milkshake & eat food?... what the fuck is going on?!?" I asked myself in secession. "Ok... ok, recap time, go to Comic-Con as Barricade, buy shit from a guy dressed as Swindle, get sent here with this car that is Barricade's alt mode minus all the cop shit, turn out to be a hologram that can turn solid... Holy shit im a Hollow Form..." i realized. "Ok so that means your my real body" i say pointing towards my ca-... my body. "Ok so is this like in the 86 movie and i just have to believe or some shit?" I asked myself. I closed my eyes "i believe i can transform, i believe i can transform, i believe i can transform" i said. When i opened my eyes instead of my blue Mustang was... "why the fuck did you just grow all the cop shit you were missing in the first place?!?" I asked annoyed. "Ok... how 'bout this: ...i believe i can turn into a giant robot, i believe i can turn into i giant robot, i believe i can turn into a giant robot" i said. When i opened my eyes i started to disappear as my car started ripping itself apart and reforming into a giant robot, before i completely disappeared i closed my eyes again & when i opened them "fuck yes!" I yelled. "Im Barricade, i'm actually Barricade!... this is so fucking cool!" I said all to happily. "Transform" i said as i started ripping apart and forming the car again. I closed my eyes as my head folded away, then opened them again as i appeared in the driver's seat as my Hollowform. "This is the coolest fucking thing ever!" I yelled. I got out the car and realized that it was in Cop Car Mode. "Stealth Mode" i said. Then the top cop lights folded into the roof of the car, the front rollbar and cop lights folded into the grill and under the car, the white doors with 'Police' written in black on the side changed to completely blue doors & the cursive on the side saying 'To Punish & Enslave' disappeared, what was left was just my blue Mustang. "That is fucking awesome!" I yelled. "Ok so i'm technically a triple-changer then, Stealth Mode, Cop Car (CC) Mode, Robot Mode.... Awesome!" I yelled. I got in my c-... myself... no i'm just gonna say got in my car. "Should i tell the girls about this?" I asked myself. "Nah" i answered.

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"Mohawk where are you currently?" Asked Nitro through the comlink.

"Somewhere between HQ and i don't give a fuck" replied Mohawk.

"Ignoring that... for now, we picked up a Decepticon signal in a nearby junk yard, go check it out" ordered Nitro.

"Eye eye, cyclops" replied Mohawk.

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Mohawk rolled up to a hill behind the junkyard and Transformed.

"This is just gonna be a wild-" Mohawk stopped mid sentence because he saw a blue Mustang Saleen. "Oh shit..." said Mohawk. "Boss i found the signal" Mohawk continued using the comlink.

"Do you know who it is?" Asked Nitro.

"Barricade..." was all Mohawk said.

"..." 'said' Nitro. "Report to base... now" he ordered.

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I pulled up to school in time for... 2nd period "shit!... second day of school and i’m this late... i'm so boned" i say disappointed in myself.

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Lunch rolled around, me and the girls were sitting at what was apparently their usual table.

"Did you find out where that car came from?" Asked Pinkie

"No i did not" i lied.

"You're lying" said AppleJack.

"Damn your good" i said

"Its a gift. Now, where's the car from?" Asked AppleJack.

"Id say it's a long story, but it ain't. it's more of a 'if i told you, you wouldn't believe me' story" i said.

"Try us" said Sunset.

"Ok well it starts at Comic-Con, again, i was cosplaying as one of my favorite fictional characters, Barricade, i giant alien robot that turns into a blue Mustang Saleen-" i didn't finish before

"Your car's a blue Mustang Saleen... oh..." said Pinkie.

"Wait... are you trying to tell us that you ARE the car?" Asked Sunset.

"Yes" was all i said.

"That is scientifically impossible!" Semi-yelled Twilight.

"He's telling the truth Twi" said AppleJack.

"Can you show us?!?" Asked Pinkie & Rainbow at the same time.

"Sure... just not here, i don't want anyone but you sev-" i tried to say.

"Ahem" said Spike

"Eight... to know about me being turned into a fictional, well... no longer fictional, character.

"That makes sense" said Sunset & Twilight at the same time.

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After school got out me, the girls & Spike found ourselves in the junkyard i'd been calling home.

"This is where you've been staying?!?... its hideous!" Yelled Rarity

"No shit, it's a junk yard" Me, Rainbow and AppleJack all said at the same time.

"Ok... Rainbow?" i asked.

"Yes?...." she asked.

"Punch me" i said.

"What?" She said

"I said punch me" i repeated.

"Ok..." she said as she went to punch me, But her fist phased through me. "What?" She asked retracting her hand.

"Ok, watch this" i said. "CC Mode!" I said as my car went from Stelth Mode to CC Mode.

"Can it! Its the fuzz!" Said Pinkie as she started running away.

"I got her" said Rainbow as she went after Pinkie. Not a minute later they both returned.

"Ok.... Robot Mode!" I said as i disappeared & my car started turning into its Robot Mode, when the transformation was complete "what do ya think?" I asked

"I think this is fucking awesome!" Yelled Rainbow.

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The day had ended & i was about to hit the hay, but i couldn't shake the feeling i was being watched, i started looking around when i spotted a hill, i looked to the top of the hill & saw a silver P51 Combat Fighter leaving, then it hit me like AstroTrain "Mohawk..." i said

To be continued...

Author's Note

My alt-mode:

I think i did a good enough job describing the Stealth Mode that you can just imagine it without using that image

Chap. 5: Meet The 'Bots

Author's Note

Sorry for the slight delay on this chapter. But you should expect more delays like this one & longer, because i start school on wensday.

Chap. 5: Meet The 'Bots

Sir... Mohawk's life signal is... gone" said Onslaught.

"...so that's how Barricade wants to play this... fine, lets play" said Nitro.

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Lunch the next day

"Anything interesting happen after we left yesterday?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah... something happened" i said.

"Really?... what?" Asked Sunset.

"One of the Decepticons showed up" i said.

"Witch one?" Asked Rainbow.

"Mohawk" i said.

"Where is he now?" Asked AppleJack.

"6 feet-" i tried to say.

"Oh, wheres that?" Asked Pinkie.

"-under" i finished. The girls, & Spike, just stared at me for a while.

"You... killed him?" Asked Sunset.

"Well to be fair, he is-... was a Decepticon" i said.

"Does that make it right?" Asked Twilight.

"When it's war... yeah" i said.

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5 minutes later

"Cool car" Rainbow said looking out the lunch room window. I looked out the window & saw... a yellow & black 2016 Customised Camaro

"Shit..." i mumbled.

"You know who that is?" Asked AppleJack.

"Yeah" i said.

"Is it a Con?" Asked Sunset.

"Worse" i said. "A Bot" i finished.

"Why is that worse?" Asked Pinkie.

"Because the character i got turned into is a Con" i said. All the girls froze in realization at what that meant.

"Shit..." Sunset, Rainbow & AppleJack said.

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After school

"Guys, you need to get in the car" i said already in the driver's seat.

"There's 8 of us" said Twilight.

"Then make room" i said. They all got in the car & i started driving to the junkyard, the Camaro following us.

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I pulled to a stop as the girls & i got out, they all went to stand behind the car as i sat down on the hood as the Camaro pulled up, it came to stop & a 18 year old black kid got out & sat on the hood of the Camaro.

"So, Barricade, what are you doing here" he asked in Bumblebee's voice, from the end of 'The Last Knight'.

"I could ask you the same thing, but that's so cliche" i said.

"Ha... same old Barricade" he said. "But seriously, what are you doing here?" He asked again.

"Oh you know, laying low, making friends, the usual" i said.

"These fine ladies your friends?" he asked pointing to the girls.

"Hey" Spike said jumping out of Twilight's back pack. "I am a man" he finished.

"No, you're a dog" i said.

"Talking dog... cool" Bumblebee said.

"That's what i said!" I exclaimed.

"So, you're really trying to turn over a new leaf... good, call it off" he said into a comlink.

"What was that?" I asked.

"Oh, i was telling Hound not to shoot you" he said.

"Oh... thanks?" I said.

"No problem" he said. "So, who exactly are these fine ladies... & dog" he said.

"Sunset Shimmer" said Sunset

"Twilight Sparkle" said Twilight.

"Rainbow Dash" said Rainbow.

"AppleJack" said AJ.

"Pinkie Pie" said Pinkie.

"Spike" said Spike.

"Rarity" said Rarity. "& that Fluttershy" she added pointing to Fluttershy. Fluttershy just waved.

"Well it's nice to meet you all" said Bumblebee.

"So, when's Hound gonna get his fat-ass down here?" I asked.

"Better watch that tone" said a gruff militaristic voice as a military green Mercedes Unimogpulled up & a man that looked a lot like John Goodman... holy shit! He looked exactly like John Goodman!... thank you universe, i said mentally. "Or i'll come over there & bust your head in" he finished.

"Nice to see you to Hound" i said.

"Sense when are you a joker?" Asked Bumblebee.

"I learned from the best Bee" i said.

"Fuck you" he said holding up his middle finger.

"Love you to cus" i said.

"You actually referred to me as your cousin... you really do want to be a good guy" he said.

"I think the terms Autobot, but yeah" i said.

"Who are the girls?" Asked Hound.

"Ahem" said Spike.

"Freaky" said Hound.

"There my friends" i said. "So where are the others?" I asked.

"What are yo-" Bee tried to say.

"I don't believe for one fucking second that the others aren't here" i said.

"Guys come out, he knows" Bee said.

"Un-freaking-believable" said a green & blackChevrolet Corvette Stingray as it pulled up.

"For once i must agree with CrossHairs" said a red & black Mercedes Benz-AMG GT R as it pulled up.

"So where's Prime?" I asked.

"He's off on his own mission" Bee said.

"& he left Bee in charge" said CrossHairs.

"Why he left the child in charge, i will never know" said Drift.

"Bee ain't that bad a leader" said Hound.

"Thank you Hound" said Bee.

"I don't know, i'm inclined to agree with Drift and CrossHairs" i said.

"Um... should we leave?" Asked Sunset.

"If you want to" i said.

"Do they know?" Asked Bee.

"That where giant transforming robots from space?" I asked. He nodded. "Yeah" i finished.

"Then they can stay if they want to" Bee said. Sunset, Rainbow, AJ, Twilight, Spike & Pinkie opted to stay, Rarity & Fluttershy decided to leave.

"So, do i have to go back to base with you guys or?..." i asked.

"No, i think your new friends can keep you in check" Bee said. I replied with the middle finger. "Love you to cus" he said.

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After about ten minutes of conversing the Autobots left.

"Come on ill drive you guys home" i said.

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30 minutes later i'm pulling back up to the junkyard.

"What took you so long?" Asked Bee.

"What are you doing here?" I asked.

"After discussing it with the team, we decided one of us should be keeping an i on you at all times" he said.

"In other words, we'll be living together" i said.

"Yeah, it'll be fun" he said.

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"Sir we've got a problem" Onslaught said.

"What is it Onslaught?" Asked Nitro.

"It's the Autobots sir" said Onslaught.

"Shit!" Said Nitro.

"It gets worse sir" said Onslaught.

"How could it possible get worse?!?" Asked Nitro.

"Barricade's with them" said Onslaught.

"WHAT?!?, FUCK!!!" said Nitro.

To be continued...

Chap. 6: Meet The 'Bots... The Dinobots

Author's Note

We meet some interesting new characters this chapter.

Side note:
It as come to my attention that at least one of you & my editor think my skills are improving.

Chap. 6: Meet The 'Bots... The Dinobots

"What do you wanna do sir?" Asked Onslaught.

"We'll have to lay low for awhile..." said Nitro.

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"The fuck are you doing up so early?" Asked Bee tiredly.

"I have to go to school dip-shit" i said.

"Oh... right, school... i guess ill go with you" he said.

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Lunch, School

"So he's just gonna be hanging out with us from now on?" Asked Rainbow.

"Yup" i said.

"You act like me being here is the most terrible thing ever" Bee said.

"It's just, we don't know anything about you" said Sunset.

"Surely you have the ability to ask questions" Bee said.

"Of course we do... & don't call me Shirley" said Sunset.

"You got it bacon hair" said Bee.

"Why i-" Sunset tried to say.

"Leave him alone... he's like me, a dick, but not 100% a dick" i said.

"Yeah, what he said" said Bee.

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Junk yard

"Im telling you, i think Fluttershy likes you" i said.

"She's the shy one right?, i mean i'm just assuming because shy is in her name" said Bed.

"You like her to don't you?" I said.

"What?!?, no i don't!" He said.

"Yes you do" i said.

"No i don't!" He said again.

"Yeah, you do" i said again.

"Fuck you" he said holding up his middle finger.

"Love you to" i said.

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Lunch, School The Next Day

"What's your favourite animal?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Are we allowed to answer with extinct & or mythical animals?" Asked Bee.

"If we're counting those, then mines Spinosaurus" i said.

"Then you'd like Scorn, & mine would be Pterodactyl" Bee said.

"Spinosaurus Dinobot?" I asked.

"Yeah, Scorn" Bee said.

"Dinobots?" Asked Rainbow.

"Yeah, dinosaur autobots" i said.

"There's only 4 left, that i know of" Bee said.

"Scorn..." i said.

"Oh... Scorn, Strafe, Slug & Grimlock" Bee said. "Spinosaurus, Pterodactyl, Triceratops & T-Rex" he finished.

"That's so fucking awesome!" Semi-yelled Rainbow.

"Language!" Said Fluttershy.

"Anyway-" Bee tried to say.

"Is no one gonna point out that Fluttershy just said language?" I asked.

"I know, it just slipped out" said Fluttershy.

"No guy ever wants to hear that" i said. Sunset, Rainbow, AJ, Pinkie & Bee started laughing out loud at that.

"That was a good one cus" said Bee.

"Thank you, thank you i'll be here all night" i said.

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Junkyard

"So, you don't like Fluttershy huh?" I asked mockingly.

"I don't know what your talking about" Bee said.

"Yeah, yeah whatever" i said.

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Lunch, School The Next Day

"So what's it like living together after fighting for so long?" Asked Sunset.

"For the most part, fun" i said.

"Yep, just add in some annoying" Bee said.

"True" i said.

"Will we ever get to meet the Dinobots?" Asked Rainbow.

"I can arrange that" Bee said.

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Junk yard

"So, when do we take the girls to meet the Dinobots?" I asked.

"Tomorrow, if i can convince the 'Bots to let you & the girls on the base" Bee said.

"Where is your base?" I asked.

"Oh it's in a junk ya-" Bee tried to say.

"*laughing*... what?... *more laughing*" i asked.

"Yeah, yeah laugh it up, you know you're one to talk look at where you live" he said.

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Lunch, School The Next Day

"So, when do we get to meet the Dinobots?" Asked Rainbow.

"Today" said Bee.

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Autobot base

"This is Autobot base?" Asked Rarity.

"Yep" Bee said. "Autobots!, front & center!" Bee ordered.

"Yes boss?" Asked Hound.

"Would you stop encouraging him!" Said CrossHairs.

"What do you want child?" Asked Drift.

"Where are the Dinobots?" Asked Bee.

"Me Grimlock King!" They heard a voice yell in the distance.

"Never mind" said Bee. We walked over to another part of the junkyard to see 4 giant mechanical dinosaurs argueing.

"Me Scorn say i should lead! Me bigger, faster, stronger!" Said the Spinosaurus named Scorn

"But me Grimlock king!" Yelled the T-Rex named Grimlock

"Me Slug agree with King Grimlock" said theTriceratops named Slug

"Well me Strafe agree with KING Scorn!" Said the two headed Pterodactyl named Strafe

"Hey!" Yelled Bee. "The fuck are you 4 doing?" He asked.

"We Dinobots Deciding who to lead" said Scorn.

"It doesn't fucking matter Optimus leads you & when he's not around i do!" Said Bee.

"Me Grimlock/Scorn/Strafe/Slug sorry Bee" all the Dinobots said at the same time.

"They aren't the brightest bunch are they?" I asked.

"There Dinobots, what did you expect?" Asked Bee.

"At least they're still awesome!" Said Rainbow.

"Are they stuck in there dino modes?" Asked Twilight.

"No, they just like staying like this" Bee said.

"So where's Optimus exactly?" I asked.

"Knight Rider on mission with French Bot's" said Grimlock.

"French Bot's?" I asked.

"Cogman & Hot Rod" Bee said.

"Hot Rod's here to?, sweet! Now both my cousins are here!" I said.

"They'll still be a while yet" Bee said.

"Did Grimlock call Optimus... Knight Rider?" I asked.

"Oh right, yeah the Dinobots are Knights Of Cybertron, but there also other Knights steeds" Bee said. "Grimlock is Optimus's steed" he finished.

"What about the other 3?" I asked.

"Oh, Strafe is my steed & Slug is Drift's steed" Bee said.

"What about Scorn?" I asked.

"Me Scorn not have Knight Rider" Scorn said.

"That seems unfair" i said.

"Didn't you say your favorite dinosaur was a Spinosaurus?" Asked Fluttershy. Scorn started wagging his tail, huh they're actually just glorified dogs... why? I asked mentally.

"Scorn seems to like the idea of you being his Knight Rider" said Fluttershy.

"Yeah, i'm down" i said.

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Later

"I gotta drive the girls home, but i'll be back" i said. "Figured i could start staying here instead" i finished.

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Even Later, Back At Autobot HQ

"Im back" i said pulling up to HQ.

"How was your little trip" asked Bee.

"It was a trip" i said.

"Always the smart ass" said a very thick british voice. I turned to my left & saw a black & orange bot.

"Hot Rod!, how you doing man?" I asked.

"Good" he said.

"This mean Optimus is back?" I asked.

"Yes, it does" said the voice of Peter Cullen right behind me.

To be continued...

Chap. 7: Optimist

"Sir, Optimus Prime, Sir!" I said as i turned around.

"At ease" he said.

"I understand if i'm under arrest for my past crimes Sir!" I said.

"Now if i did that, i would be a total hypocrite" he said.

"You would Sir?" I asked.

"Yes, yes i would" he said. "After all, Drift is an Ex-Con" he finished.

"Oh yeah..." i said. "So i'm scott free?" I asked.

"Not quite" he said. "You do still have to answer for your crimes" he continued. "Which is why, i'm giving you a partner" he finished.

"A partner?" I asked.

"To help keep your cover" he said.

"Who'd you have in mind?" I asked.

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"You've got to be kidding me" i said.

"Nope" Optimus said, now in his Western Star 5700XE mode.

"Ok, i get i need a human partner to keep my cover & all that, butt... why her?" I asked.

"Its best it be someone who already knows your secret" he said.

"Ok" i replied.

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The Next Day, 7AM

"WTF?!?" screamed Sunset. "The hell are you doing at my apartment?!?" She finished.

"The boss thinks i need a human partner to keep my cover" i informed.

"Isn't that what your HollowForms for?" She asked.

"Its apparently 'not good enough'..., on the bright side you're not the only one in your group this is happening to" i said.

"Wait... who else got partnered up with Autobot's?" She asked.

"Rainbow Dash &... Fluttershy" i said.

"Wait... WHAT?!?" she asked, yelling.

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Dash Residence, 7AM

"The fuck?" Asked Rainbow exiting her family's house.

"The boss says some of us need human partners 'to better keep are cover'" said CrossHairs.

"Ok..." said Rainbow.

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Shy Residence, 7AM

"Um.... hi, Bumblebee" said Fluttershy.

"Hi Fluttershy" said Bumblebee. "& before you ask, the reason i'm here is because Optimus thinks some of us should have human partners to better blend in" he finished.

"Isn't that what your HollowForms for?" She asked.

"Barricade thought the same thing" he said.

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C.H.S., Lunch, 11:05AM

"So you three..." said Pinkie pointing to Me, Bee, & CrossHairs Hollow Forms. "...got paired up with you 3..." she said pointing to Sunset, Fluttershy, & Rainbow Dash. "...because the Autobot leader thought it would be a good idea" she finished.

"Yeah, pretty much" Me, Sunset, Bee, CrossHairs, & Rainbow Dash said at the same time.

"Cool!" Said Pinkie.

"Why tho?, dont you got them fancy Hollow-whats-its for dat?" Asked AppleJack.

"That's what i said" Me, Sunset, & CrossHairs said.

"Fluttershy said it to" said Bee.

"Sounds like it will be interesting" said Rarity.

"Just wait, he'll find Bots to pair up with the rest of you" i said.

"What fun" Twilight said sarcastically.

"Did you just use sarcasm?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah..." said Twilight.

"Wow... didn't know you had it in you" said Sunset.

"Who do you think Rarity would be paired with?" Asked Pinkie. Me, Bee, & CrossHairs all looked at each other.

"Hot Rod" all 3 of us said at the same time.

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Autobot Base, 3:15PM

"So how come you only assigned some of our team human partners?" Asked Hot Rod.

"I needed to look into their history to see if they could be trusted with our secret, the first 3 were easy because they had already known our secret for about a week" said Optimus.

"Guess that's fair" said Hot Rod. "Have you found a partner for me?" He finished.

"Yes" Prime said.

"Does he/her have a name?" He asked. Prime smirked.

"Yes" he said.

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Autobot Base, 3:30AM

"right on time" Prime said as Me, Bee, & CrossHairs pulled up with the Mane Si-... Seven... huh... & Spike inside each of our alt modes respectively, once the all got out & we transformed.

"Right on time for what darling?" Asked Rarity.

"Well for you specifically, to meet your new partner" he said.

"Really?, what ever is his name?" She asked.

"Hot Rod" said Hot Rod walking up to us. "Nice to meet you madam" he said bowing to Rarity.

"Well aren't you a gentlema-... gentlebot?" She said.

"Why thank you" he said proudly.

"Of course you got paired up with the british Bot" said AppleJack.

"En fait, je suis français vous tenez" said Hot Rod.

"say what?" Said AppleJack.

"Oh, he was just telling you his french darling" said Rarity snickering, no one noticed the snickering part tho.

"How exactly are you all just so cool about this?" Asked CrossHairs.

"CrossHairs, you just need to learn how to be an optimist" i said. Prime smirked.

"So what about the rest of us?" Asked Pinkie. "Do we get partners to?" She finished.

"I am deciding on the matter" said Prime.

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Sunset's Apartment, 9PM

"So, are you just gonna sleep out here? Or do you want to sleep on my couch?" Asked Sunset.

"I'll sleep on you couch" i said.

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Shy Residence, 9PM

"We have a guest room if you want to sleep inside" said Fluttershy.

"I'd like that" said Bee.

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Dash Residence, 9PM

"there's a guest room" Dash said.

"Im good" said CrossHairs.

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Belle Residence, 9PM

"I have a guest room if you want to sleep inside darling" said Rarity.

"It would be my honor" said Hot Rod.

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Zantheum, 10PM, Earth Time

"Yeah i'm in orbit now Boss Bot" said a voice over a comlink.

"Good, i need you to find the safest place to land & then make your way over here, got it" said Prime over the comlink.

"Yeah, sure" said the voice. "I'm assuming that goes for the crew as well" the voice finished.

"Yes SideSwipe, it does" said Prime.

"You got it Boss Bot" said SideSwipe.

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Decepticon Base, 9:55PM

"Sir!, Sir!" Said Onslaught.

"What is it?" Asked Nitro.

"Optimus has decided to give his Autobites human partners, what should we do?" Asked Onslaught.

"We should-" Nitro didn't get to finish because of an alarm.

"Sir..." said Onslaught.

"What is it Onslaught?, spit it out!" Said Nitro.

"It's the Zantheum" said Onslaught.

"..." 'said' Nitro. "FUCK!" he finished.

Author's Note

I am so sorry for the very long delay on this chapter, school just kept stacking shit apon shit on top of me, please forgive me.

Also, who do you want me to pair up the rest of the Mane Seven with? It can be any Autobot, so long as they appeared in one of the five movies.

I don't think the rest of the TF5 bots are good pairings with the rest of the Mane Seven, & before you ask CrossHairs won't be Rainbow Dash's partner permanently, i've got a plan, dont worry. Also if you can guess who her new partner's gonna be ill send you a PM that you guessed it.

P.s.

"En fait, je suis français vous tenez", roughly translates to, "in fact, i'm french you twat"

Chap. 8: Zantheum

Author's Note

Sorry for the long wait... again, blame my school!, & the amount of work they give me!

Also, Before you ask, yes, i know ZANTHEUM should be spelt XANTIUM, i just prefer ZANTHEUM, so i'm gonna keep it that way

Chap. 8: Zantheum

Zantheum, Middle Of Butt-Fuck Nowhere, 8AM

"Hey SideSwipe!" Yelled a voice.

"What is it Jazz?" Asked SideSwipe.

"We headed out soon?" Asked Jazz.

"Yes" said SideSwipe.

"Cool, i'll inform the crew" said Jazz.

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Outside The Zantheum, 8:30AM

"OK, listen up, i'm only gonna say this once" said SideSwipe. "I took the liberty of having tela tran1 scan alt modes for us, now choose your alt mode" he finished. Jazz choose the silver Pontiac Solstice hardtop, SideSwipe choose the silver Chevrolet Centennial Corvette Convertible, IronHide choose the black GMC Topkick, & Wheel Jack choose the blue Mercedes-Benz E550.

"Autobots! Roll Out!" yelled SideSwipe.

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10 Miles Outside Canterlot City, 11AM

"We almost there man?" Asked Jazz

"For the hundredth time Jazz... STOP ASKING ME!" Yelled IronHide.

"We are approximately 16.0934 Kilometres from are destination" said Wheel Jack.

"What?" Asked Jazz.

"10 Miles" said Wheel Jack

"Oh... why didn't you just say so?" Asked Jazz.

"I did" said Wheel Jack.

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Autobot Base, 12PM

"What the hell is taking them so long?" I asked.

"Beats me" said Bee.

"They should be here any minute now" said Prime.

"Are we there now?" Asked Jazz in the distance.

"FOR PRIMUS'S SAKE, YES! WHERE HERE!" yelled SideSwipe.

"There here" i said. Two silver cars, a blue car & a black truck pulled up to us, then they transformed.

"SideSwipe, Jazz, Wheel Jack, IronHide... i'd like you to meet my team" said Prime.

"Be prepared... there's a lot of us" i said.

"Anyway, the smart ass is Barricade" he said. "& That's Bumblebee, my second in command. That's CrossHairs, Drift, Hound, Hot Rod, Grimlock, Scorn, Strafe, and Slug" he said point to them all respectively.

"You got a big team" said Jazz.

"What about the humans?" Asked IronHide.

"You told him" said Prime.

"You never said i couldn't" said SideSwipe.

"There not here right now" i said.

"So we do they get here?, i was told we were getting human partners" said Jazz. Prime looked at SideSwipe, then SideSwipe shrugged.

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Autobot Base, 3:30PM

"When the fuck do they get here?" Asked Jazz.

"Soon" said Prime.

"where back!" i yelled as me, Bee & CrossHairs pulled up.

"about damn time" said Jazz. the girls got out & we transformed.

"who are the new guys?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I'm glad you asked Ms. Dash, these..." Prime said gesturing to the Zantheum Crew. "... are more Autobot Guardians" he finished.

"But there's 4 of them, only 3 of us 'need' Guardians" said Twilight.

"Right you are Ms. Sparkle" said Prime. "One of you is getting a replacement partner" he finished.

"Really?, we've only had are Guardians for, like a week now" said Rainbow.

"Yes, but do to major complaints from multiple parties, you are getting a replacement Guardian" said Prime.

"It's about time, i can deal with CrossHairs... CrossHairs-Nes at base, but goddamn if he ain't one of the most annoying bots i've ever met of base" i said.

"Fuck you to" said CrossHairs.

"Exhibit A" said Prime.

"So who's my new Guardian then?" Asked Rainbow.

"That would be me little lady" said SideSwipe.

"What did you just call me?" Asked Rainbow.

"Little lady" said SideSwipe.

"I like you already" said Dash

"At least he's not annoying" i said.

"I heard that!" Said CrossHairs from the distance.

"What about the rest of us?" Asked Pinkie.

"Well sense you asked, Pinkie... meet Jazz" said Prime.

"Whats crackin?" Asked Jazz.

"Nothing... as far as i'm aware" said Pinkie.

"AppleJack meet IronHide" said Prime.

"Howdy" said AJ.

"Your country... good, means your a hard worker" said IronHide.

"Twilight meet Wheel Jack" said Prime.

"You look like a scientist, are you a scientist?" Asked Twilight.

"I am, are you?" Asked Wheel Jack.

"Yes, yes i am" said Twilight.

"Now that you've all met each other, go home... there's school tomorrow, & it's late" said Prime.

"It's 4 o'clock" said Dash.

"Your point being?" Asked Prime.

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CHS, Lunch 12:10AM

"So where's IronHide?" Dash Asked.

"He can't come in, on account of his HollowForm looking like it's in its late 30s early 40s" said AJ.

"Ok then" said Dash. "I assume the same applies for Wheeljack?" She finished.

"Yep, except change 30s to 70s & 40s to 80s" said Twilight.

"So how have you guys been getting along with your new partners?" I asked.

"Great!, SideSwipe is so awesome!" Exclaimed Rainbow.

"Couldn't of said it better myself, also Rainbow's pretty awesome to" said SideSwipe.

"Ego much" Me & Sunset said at the same time. "So what about you two?" I asked gesturing towards Pinkie & Jazz.

"Totally awesome! Me & Jazz get along so well!" Said Pinkie.

"Yeah, what she said!" Said Jazz.

"Well at least your getting along" i said.

"True that" said Rainbow, SideSwipe, Pinkie & Jazz.

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Decepticon Base, 5PM

"Im telling you, we need back up" said Nitro to a monitor.

"Your request has been acknowledged" said a robotic voice. The monitor turned off.

"I hated that piece of scrap metal" said Nitro.

"Its best not to call lord SoundWave that" said Onslaught.

"Well don't call him that either, he's only Lord until Megatron Comes Back" said Nitro.

"Doesn't change the fact he's our leader, the for are lord" said Onslaught.

"Whatever you say Onslaught" said Nitro.

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Cybertron's atmosphere, NEMESIS 5:05PM

"Come back down here & pick me up, we're going to Earth" said SoundWave through the monitor.

"Yes SoundWave" said a fairly high pitched voice.

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Cybertron, NEMESIS, 5:15PM

"I hope your ready StarScream" said SoundWave.

"I am" said the high pitched voice from before. "Who all are we bringing exactly?" He finished.

"That's classified" said SoundWave.

"Really" said StarScream annoyed.

"Yes, no quit your whinging" said SoundWave. "Oh wait..." he finished as he walked away. After he was out of earshot...

"I fucking hate you, probably more than Megatron, i didn't even think that was possible" said StarScream. "Then again i hate everyone" he finished.

To be continued...

Chap. 9: Crystal Prep.

Space, NEMASIS 12noon

"Are you gonna tell me who all where bringing on this trip to earth or not?" Asked StarScream.

"I already told you, its classified" said SoundWave.

"Why?, im probably gonna run into most of them anyway" said StarScream.

"You bring up a good point, but, counter point: fuck you, im the boss" said SoundWave.
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Autobot Base 1PM

RED ALERT!, RED ALERT!

"What now?" I asked.

"Unotherized groundbrige" said Bee.

"What?!?... we have a groundbrige?!?" I asked.

"No, we dont" said Bee.

"Thats why its a problem" said Hot Rod.

"Ok, anyone know where the groundbrige is coming from?" I asked as somebot started walking out of the groundbrige.

"You guys have a very weird way to welcome an old friend" said a bot that looked like he turned into an ambulance.

"Ratchet my old friend" said Prime. "Why are you here?" He asked.

"Magnus thought it best your team had a proper medic" said Ratchet.

"Is he sending anyone else?" I asked.

"Yes actually, hes gathering a team" said Ratchet.

"When does said team get here" Asked Bee.

"Sometime within the week- Bumbulbee you can talk! How did this happen?!?" Asked Ratchet. Bee clanced at Prime.

"Its a long story" he said.
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Cybertron, Autobot Base 6PM (Earth time)

"Ok team listen up, we are about to head for the planet Earth, to meet up with Optimus Prime & his team, the journey will be long & tedious, but we will power through it, now... evryone get abourd Omega!" Said Ultra Magnus.
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Earth, Autobot Base 7PM

"Do you know who alls gonna be on that team of Magnus's?" Asked Hot Rod.

"Last i checked he was bringing Arcee, Springer, Blaster, Blurr & Kup" said Ratchet. "Im not sure about anyone else" he finished.
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Crystal Prep. Lunch Room, 7:40AM 10/25/18

"So hows evryones day going?" Asked Sunny Flare.

"I was having a great day, intel i bumped into the new girls" said Sour Sweet.

"Thoes three are total cunts" said Lemon Zest. Evreyone stares at her. "What?, they are" she says.

"That doesn't ghange the fact that you shouldnt use language like that" said Sunny Flare.

"Not in school anyway" said Indigo Zap. A loud crash is herd from outside the lunch room. "Here we go again" she said.

"Oh come on, just becaus theres a fight, The new girls automatically involved?" Asked Sunny Flare.

"Yes" said Sugarcoat. Sunny just looked at her. The doors to the cafeteria open.

"Do you have to get in a fight every day Aria?" Asked Sanota Dusk.

"No, but i want to" said Aria Blaze.

"& thats why your both idiots" said Adagio Dazell.

"Told you she was in the fight" said Indigo Zap.

"Sush you" said Sunny.
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Front of School, 2:25PM

"Im telling you Aria if you get in one more fight, your going to be expelled, & as much as i hate to admit it, that'd be bad for all of us" said Adagio.

"Why?, weve already lost our gems, not like we NEED to stay together" said Aria.

"But weve always been better together" said Sanota.

"Better at being evil" said Aria.

"Ok... fair point, but still, were a familly" said Sanota.

"Ha, barely" said Aria.

"Fine, if you want to leave so badly, go ahead" said Adagio.

"Ok" said Aria as she left.
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Less Then 50 Feet Away, A Minute Later

"Well that happened" said Lemon Zest.

"Are you surprised?" Asked Indigo Zap.

"If you are, you shouldn't be" said Sugarcoat.

"Anyway, Anyone got plans tomorrow night at about 9?" Asked Sunny.

"Me Sour & Lemon are watching a horror movie" said Indigo.

"witch one?" Asked Sunny.

"Jeepers creepers III" said Sour.

"*gasp* you dare watch such a movie?!?" Asked Sunny.

"What do you mean by 'such a movie'?" Asked Lemon.

"The darictors a pedophile" said Sugarcoat.

"Oh yeah" said Lemon.

"I can see your disgust there" said Sour.

"But honestly we dont care, weve been waiting for the 3rd instalment sense 2009... 2003 for alot of people" said Indigo.

"Well you all go & spend 60 dollors on a pedos movie" said Sunny.

"Were watching it on tv" said Indigo.

"Huh?" Asked Sunny.

"Yeah, you honestly that they'd be crazy enough to put this in theaters?" Asked Sour.

"Fair point" said Sunny. "Wait... what Chanels airing it?, IFC?" Asked Sunny.

"SyFy" said Lemon.

"Figures" said Sugarcoat.

"Well, you all have a nice weekend" said Sunny as she started walking away.

"Bye Sunny" said the other 4.

"Wanna watch the movie with us tomorrow Sugarcoat?" Asked Indigo.

"Sure" said Sugarcoat.
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Earths Orbit, NEMASIS, 7PM

"Finally, weve made it to Earth" said StarScream.

"StarScream, shut up" said SoundWave. "Ok Decepticons, were about to meet up with Nitro & his team, get ready... now" he finished.

"Do you really think that were needed here?" Asked StarScream.

"Didnt i tell you to shut up?" Asked SoundWave. "But to awnser your qustion, no... i dont, but i need to look like a good leader, so when one of my best soldiers asks for back up, i damn well give him back up" said SoundWave.
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Earth, Autobot Base, 7:30PM

"So, who wants to play a game?" Asked Pinkie.

"Why not" said Dash. "What game you have in mind" she asked.

"truth or dare" said Pinkie.

"Ok, why not" said Dash.

"Truth or dare?" Asked Pinkie.

"Fuck the norm, truth" said Dash.

"What are your plans for tomorrow night?" Asked Pinkie.

"Watching Jeepers Creepers III on SyFy" said Dash.

"Ok... im done with this game" said Pinkie.
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Space, Omega Supreme(Ark Mode) 8PM, Earth Time

"When do we get there?" Asked Blaster.

"When we get there" said Omegas booming voice.

"Why do you ask soilder?" Asked Magnus.

"No reason Sir" said Blaster.

"Were all just a little anxious Magnus, new planet & all" said Arcee.

"Fair point" said Magnus.

"As long as theyve got long stretches of road & open skies so i can test how fast i can go & how well i can fly, i dont give a damn" said Springer.

"Thoese last 5 words are my motto" said Kup.

"We know" said the rest.

To be continued...

Author's Note

I have no excuses as to why this is so late, other then im a lazy pice of shit.

Couldnt help my self with the Jeepers Creepers III segments, i am so hyped for that movie tomorrow!

Ps. This is unedited, so i could make sure this goes up today, so that the JeepCreepIII segments & the above paragraph actully make sense.

Chap. 10: Ragnarok

Outside The NEMASIS, 8AM

"You sure about this boss?" Asked Onslaught.

"Yes Onslaught, i am" said Nitro. "OK DreadBot, Baserker... wait here" said Nitro.
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NEMASIS Command Center, 8:05AM

"lord SoundWave ive arrived" said Nitro.

"So you have" said SoundWave. "Where are your other 2 team mates?" He asked.

"Outside" said Nitro.

"Why?" asked SoundWave.

"Because there idiots" said Nitro.

"There not the only ones" said SoundWave. "so what was your problem again?" he continued.

"There are mass amounts of Autobots here & only 4 of us" said Nitro.

"5 of you" said SoundWave with a smirk.

"Mohawk's dead" said Nitro. SoundWave's smirk didn't faultier.

"I know" said SoundWave. "hes not who im talking about" he continued. "in fact theirs a lot more of us here now" he finished gesturing to the interior command center.
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Autobot base, 2:30PM

"Barricade!" said Ratchet. "i needed that!" he continued.

"Sorry Doc" i said.

"Barricade!" yelled Bee.

"Primus dammit" i sighed. "what is it Bee?" i asked.

"where late" he said.

"for wha- oh shit!" i said.
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Canterlot High, 2:40PM

"where the hell are they?" asked Rainbow.

"they'll be here, there probably dealing with something back at base" said Sunset. IronHide, SideSwipe, Bee, Que, Hot Rod, Jazz and me pulled up to the front of the school.

"where the hell where you 7?!?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"sorry about that, Barricade broke something" said SideSwipe.

"& that delayed all of you?" asked AJ.

"No that's why Bee, Barricade & Que are late" said IronHide.

"Go figure" said Rainbow.

"So why are the rest of you so late?" asked Rarity.

"well..." said Hot Rod.
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Autobot Base, Hot Rod's quarters, 2PM

*Ring *Ring *Ring

"Ultra Magnus?, what does he want?" asked Hot Rod as he answered the com. "was up general Magnum?" he asked.

"General MAGNUS!" Magnus corrected.

"yeah, yeah what ever" said Hot Rod. "What do you want?" he continued.

"Me & our crew are on our way to Earth" said Magnus.
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Canterlot High, 2:41PM

"well..." said Hot Rod. "I found out my crew from Cybertron are on there way here" he finished.

"Oh... what are there names?" asked Rarity as she got in Hot Rod.

"Springer, Arcee, Kup, Blaster, Blurr & Ultra Magnus" said Hot Rod.

"6 more bots to hang out with... awesome!" Said Rainbow.

"What about the rest of you?" asked AJ.

"Funny story actually" said SideSwipe.
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Autobot Base, 2:20PM

"SideSwipe!" yelled IronHide.

"Why are you always yelling?" asked SideSwipe.

"It gets bots attention better" said IronHide.

"fair enough" said SideSwipe. "what do you want" he asked.

"I started looking into those 'bank robberies' & im pretty sure they where the work of DreadBot" he said.

"another Dread?" asked SideSwipe.

"The Dread" said IronHide. "why do you think they call him DreadBot?" he asked.

"Fair enough" said SideSwipe. "So, you want me to help you track down & kill him?, like we did to CrankCase & CrowBar?" he continued.

"Pretty much, yeah" said IronHide.

"When do we leave?" asked SideSwipe.

"RIGHT NOW!" i yelled running past them.
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Autobot Base, 3:10PM

"That's when we realized we where late" said IronHide.

"That wasn't that funny, still funny, just not that funny" said Pinkie. "What about you Jazzy?" she asked.

"Honestly, i was just lazing about & lost track of time" said Jazz.
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Nemasis, 3:12PM

"Who all did you bring with you Lord SoundWave?" asked Nitro.

"I'm glad you asked Nitro" said SoundWave. "obviously im here. but, i also brought StarScream, BlackOut, Brawl, BoneCrusher, Scorpinok, Damolisher, SideWays, Rampage, Devastator, ShockWave & his minicon-" SoundWave said before getting cut off.

"Right 'mini'..." said Onslaught cutting off SoundWave.

"& my minicons" said SoundWave with scorn on his face as he looked at Onslaught.

"If that's not enough fire power to defeat the Autobots, no amount of fire power will destroy them" said Nitro.

"Never underestimate the enemy Nitro, it can lead to our defeat, no matter how prepared we are" said ShockWave as he entered the command center.

"Was up Bro?" asked Nitro.

"The roof" said ShockWave.

"Ha ha ha, real funny Bro" said Nitro.

"It always baffles me that you 2 are related to me" said SoundWave.

"anyway, whats the plan 'Lord' SoundWave" asked Nitro.

"For now little Bro, we wait" said SoundWave. "we study the patterns & movements, & when they least expect it, we strike" he concluded.
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Autobot Base, 3:20PM

"Optimus we have a problem" i said.

"what kind of problem?" asked Prime.

"i originally thought i was the only member of my old Gang on Earth, but i was wrong" i said.

"How meany of the others are here?" asked Prime.

"the Dreads are definitely here" i said.

"DreadBot & Baserker right?" Prime asked.

"yes, Mohawk was here, i killed him about 2 weeks ago" i admitted.

"so its safe to assume the rest of your old Gang is here to" said Prime. "thank you for sharing this information with me Barricade" he concluded.

"your welcome Boss Bot" i said.
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Same Location, 3:25PM

"what did you have to talk with Optimus about?" asked Sunset.

"i dont think you have to worry about that" i said.

"we dont pay you to think" said Bee.

"you dont pay me at all" i said.

"Exactly!" Exclaimed Bee.
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Canterlot Mall, 4PM

"That movie was totally wicked!" exclaimed Lemon Zest.

"Way better then the first 2" agreed Indigo Zap.

"It was pretty good" commented Sunny Flare.

"Makes you wonder how will be introduced to Thor in Infinity War" said Sour Sweet.

"Actually, if you watched the leaked trailer, we get introduced to him when-" SugarCoat tried to say.

"dont spoil it!" exclaimed Lemon & Indigo.

"girls look" said Sunny pointing.

"The WonderDolts?" asked Sour Sweet. Sunny Flare smacks her upside the head.

"We should go apologize for our actions during the Friendship Games" said Sunny.

"Hey WonderColts!" yelled Indigo.

"oh-no" muttered Twilight.

"What do you want ShadowBolts?" Asked Rainbow.

"We wanted to come over here & apoligize for our actions at the Friendship Games" said Sunny Flare.

"A likely story, but i aint buying it" said Dash.

"Yeah all right" said Sunset.

"Reall?, just like that?" Asked Sour Sweet.

"Just like that" said Sunset.

"Who are the boys?, I like that ones style" she said pointing to Jazz's HollowForm.

"Oh there just some new friends of ours" said Pinkie.

"Ok, bye" said Sour Sweet as she left.

"Guess she dosnt want to be friends" said Sunny as her & the other ShadowBolts followed Sour.

"Now im really glad we left IronHide & Que outside, did not want to have to explain why were haning out with a 40 & 90 year old" said AJ.
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Omega Supreme, Earths Orbit 4:30PM

"Are we there yet" asked Blaster.

"For the love of Primus, yes, where here" said Magnus.

"Finally" said Blurr.

To be continued...

Author's Note

A wild Chapter 10 has appeared.

P.s. i made a couple changes to Chap. 9

Chap. 11: WarMachine Part I

Author's Note

this chapter is a crossover with my other project WarMachine, Part II can be found on that story.

Chap. 11: WarMachine Part I

Autobot Base, 3PM

*Clang

"What the fuck just hit me?" i asked.

"That did" said Bee pointing to, well, it looked like a laser blaster but also a taser.

"Wait... is that what i think it is?" I asked picking it up.

"I am WarMachine, who ever finds this weapon must be worthy of my aid, so you tell me... are you worthy?" asked a voice coming from the weapon.

"Hell yeah im worthy" i said as a portal opened up & out flew WarMachine from Captain America Civil War. "Hey Bee, give us a moment will ya?" i asked as Bee left. "Thanks man" i said as WarMachine walked up to me.

"A 'Last Knight' displaced interesting" he said.

"I know your not the 'real' WarMachine, but i got to say, seeing this armor in person is still pretty fucking awesome" i said.

"Same could be said about you, never thought id run into a transformer movies based displaced" said WarMachine.

"So how long have you been Displaced?" I asked him.

"About a day, you?" He asked.

"A day & you've already made your token?, Oh & about a month" i said.

"You haven't made your token & you've been here a month?" He asked.

"Ill admit, ive been needlessly delaying the making of my token" i said.

"You should probebly make one" said WarMachine.

"I have to put some of my energy into something i give a fuck about right?" I asked.

"Yep, that simple" said WarMachine.

"OK" i said ripping the taser on my arm off. "I have to come up with a slogan or saying dont i?" I asked.

"Actually, you dont have to, it just helps" said WarMachine.

"Helps who?" I asked.

"The people who find your token" said WarMachine.

"Oh... fair point" i said as i started focusing my energy into my taser. "OK, done" i said.

"Not gonna put in a slogan?" Asked WarMachine.

"Nope" i said. "I just throw it now right?" I asked.

"Yep" WarMachine said.

"OK" i said throwing my taser as a portal opened and sucked it up. "Well that wa-" i was cut off ass my taser came flying back through the portal. "HOLY FUCK!!" I yelled as i caught it right before it hit me in the face.

"You lucky bastered" said WarMachine.

"Why am i a lucky bastered?" I asked putting my taser back on my arm.

"When my token came flying back out of its portal it hit me in the junk" said WarMachine.

"Ouch, that must have hurt" i said.

"Like a son of a bitch" said WarMachine.

"I bet" i said. "Come on, i want you to meet some of my friends" i said as we started walking away.
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Same Location, 3:15PM

"Im telling you, a guy in black & silver armor came flying out of a portal in the sky, then him & Barricade just started talking like they where friends" said Bee.

"That is just so stupid Bee" said SideSwipe.

"Actually its the truth" i said as me and WarMachine walked up.

"Looks more like a Mini-con to me" IronHide said as the pilot behind WarMachine walked out of his armor. "Never mind" he concluded.

"Names Thomas, nice to meet you" said Thomas.

"You a superhero?" Asked Rainbow.

"Yes, yes i am" said Thomas.

"Whats your superhero name?" Asked Pinkie.

"WarMachine" said Thomas.

"That is totally bad-ass" said Jazz.

"How do you know Barricade?" Asked Bee.

"Where Pen-Pals" said Thomas.

"Bullshit" said AJ.

"Correct madam" said Thomas.

"So how do you really know each other?" Asked Sunset.

"We actually just met today" i said.

"But you acted like you knew him" said Bee.

"But i didn't, i was hoping he was evil so i could kick his ass" i said.

"Sounds about right" said Hot Rod.

"Fuck you to buddy" i said.

*Alarm* *alarm* *alarm*

"Whats happening?" Asked WarMachine.

"Incoming Decepticon" said Ratchet over our coms.

"Decepticon?, Singular?" Asked Jazz. once we got to the front of the junk yard we saw a silver car pull up & stop in front of us.

"Shit..." i said as the car started transforming. "What do you want SoundWave?" I asked as he finished transforming.

"What makes you think i want something?" Asked SoundWave. "Im merely here to talk" he concluded.

"About what?" Asked Optimus.

"About your surrender" said SoundWave.

"We will never surrender to the likes of you" said Prime.

"Are you sure about that?" Asked SoundWave as the Nemasis came into view. "Because im sure that your not" said SoundWave.

"That's a lot of heat boss bot" said SideSwipe.

"Listen to your solider Prime, make the right choice here & surrender" said SoundWave.

"Never SoundWave" said Prime.

"Then perish" said SoundWave.

"Couldn't have said it better my self SoundWave" said a voice over our coms as a ship came into view behind us.

"Perfect timing Magnum" said Hot Rod.

"How meany times do i have to tell you its Magnus, not Magnum!" Yelled Magnus.

"So, we have an even playing field. those are not good enough odds for ShockWave. DECEPTICONS RETREAT!!" Yelled SoundWave as he transformed back into a car & raced off, the Nemasis quickly following.

"Thanks for the assist old friend" said Prime.

"No problem Sir" said Magnus.

"What about these two?" Asked another bot on the ship as he pointed 1 of the ships guns at me & WarMachine.

"They are on are side" said Optimus.

"Stand down Kup" said another bot.

"I heard Optimus the first time Spinger" said Kup.

"He was just making sure, you are on the old side" said another new voice.

"Shut it Blaster" said Kup.

"YeahBlaster, ItsNotNiceToCallSomeoneOld" said a voice faster then Pinkie when she meets someone new.

"Blur, why do you bother talking when none of us can understand a damn thing you say?" Asked Kup.

"I can understand him just fine, & he was just trying to be nice" said a feminine voice.

"Yeah, Yeah, whatever Arcee" said Kup as the Ark landed & the crew started walking out.

"I think its time i leave" said WarMachine.

"Right, ill be right back guys" i said as me and WarMachine walked off.
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Same Location, 4:05PM

"Thomas, our contract is complete" i said as a portal opened up. "See you latter man" i continued.

"See you latter" said WarMachine as he walked through the portal & it closed.

"Well that was fun" i said. then a portal opened in front of me. "Oh, someone found my token" i said as i walked through the portal.

To be continued... on WarMachine Chap. 3: RoadBlock Part II

Chap. 12: Meet 'The Omega Crew'/Dinobot Scorned

Something has gone wrong. We don't seem to have an archived copy of that chapter.

Chap. 13: Sleep-Over/First Fight

CHS, Lunch, 11:04AM

"So the Dinobots are actually just big dogs?" Asked Dash.

"Yeah pretty much" i said.

"That's lame" said Dash.

"I think its adorable" said Fluttershy.

"You would" said Dash.

"So what all have you guys been up to?" I asked.

"Pinkie and i have thrown parties all over this town" said Jazz.

"I've been helping Flutters at the pet shelter" said Bee.

"Rarity's been introducing me to some of her more... upper-class friends" said Hot Rod.

"What about you and Dash?" I asked SideSwipe.

"We've been racing" said SideSwipe.

"Street Racing?" Asked Sunset.

"Whats it to ya, you arnt a cop" said Dash.

"She isn't, but i am" i said.

"Didn't they take away that title once you became a 'Con?" Asked Bee.

"They probably would have, but they were to scared to" i said.

"Good to know" said SideSwipe.

"You arnt going to arrest us, are you?" Asked Dash.

"No, but only because im positive i have no jurisdiction on this planet" i said.

"Fair enough" said SideSwipe.

"So what have you two been up-to? other then taming Scorn" said Hot Rod.

"Not much really" said Sunset.

"Watching movies & spending the day at her work" i said.

"You guys somehow lead very boring and very exiting lives at the same time" said AJ.

"How do you do that?" Asked Twilight.

"We have no idea" Rainbow, SideSwipe, Sunset & I said at the same time.

"Its easy for us" said Pinkie & Jazz at the same time.

"We have no idea what your talking about" Rarity, Hot Rod, Fluttershy & Bee said at the same time.

"That's gonna change now that the Decepticons are back" i said.

"Sometimes i hate it when your right" said Bee.

"Yeah, me to" i said.

"That got depressing real fast" said Pinkie. "Gotta find a way to turn those frowns upside down" she continued.

"That shouldn't be hard considering your the expert on all things fun" said Jazz.

"Aww, thanks Jazz-y" said Pinkie. "I've got it!" she exclaimed. "Lets have a sleepover at my house" she said.

"Pinkie as fun as that sounds, its crowded with just the seven of us, i can only imagine how crowded it would get with the guys there as well" said Sunset.

"Hmm, thats a fair point" said Pinkie.

"All our houses are smaller thing yours, so we definitely cant have the sleepover at any of our places" said Sunset.

"Why not just have it at the junk yard?" Asked Pinkie.

"Do you guys have proper accommodations for humans?" Asked Rarity.

"Not really no" i said.

"Looks like we'll have to cram into your house Pinks" said Jazz.
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Pinkies House, 7PM

"How is it not as crowded in here as it should be?" Asked Twilight.

"I have no idea" said Sunset.

"This is Pinkies house, i have a feeling we should treat it like we treat her & not question it" i said.

"Yeah that makes sense" everyone said at the same time.

"OK, what game do we play first?" Asked Pinkie.
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Pinkies House, 5 hours later

"You couldn't sleep either?" Asked Sunset.

"No, i couldn't" i said. "Why couldn't you?" I asked.

"Im worried, not for myself but for my friends... i dont want the 'Cons getting to them" said Sunset.

"Me and the others wont let that happen" i said.

"You really think you 7 can stand up to an entire army of Decepticons if it comes down to it?" Asked Sunset.

"I find you lack of faith disturbing" i said.

"Ha ha ha, very funny" said Sunset before actually laughing.

"But seriously, rest a shored me and the guys will protect you & all your friends with all are might... & on the off chance we magically fail, we will avenge you" i said.

"Thanks Nathan, that means a lot" said Sunset hugging me.

"You mean a lot" i said hugging her back
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Pinkies House, 7 hours later

"Rise & shine y'all!!!" Yelled AJ.

"Where up!!!" Sunset & me yelled back from the couch.

"What are you two doing on the same peace of furniture like that?" Asked Rarity with a sly smile.

"Uh..." Sunset and Me said.

"Is it any of your business Rarity?" Asked Fluttershy.

"No, i suppose not... still, id like to know if my friend and her guardian are dating each other" said Rarity.

"Yes Rarity, we are dating" said Sunset.

"So what where to geting up to on that couch together?" Asked Rainbow with a sly smile of her own.

"Not what ever it is your thinking" i said.

"Guys where gonna be late for school!" Exclaimed Bee coming down the stairs putting his top on & all of us looking at him.

"Why did you have to put your top on?" I asked.

"I dont see how thats any of your damn business" said Bee.

"OK... jeez, you sound like Fluttershy... wait, dont tell me... you to are dating?" I asked.

"Yes Barricade, we are" said Fluttershy.

"My civilian name is Nathan, and congrats you to" i said.

"Right back at ya" said Fluttershy.

"Wait, you and Sunset are dating?" Asked Bee.

"Eyup" Sunset & Me said.
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CHS, Lunch 11:04AM

"So... when did this develop?" Asked SideSwipe looking at Sunset & Fluttershy siting in Mine & Bee's laps respectively.

"Sunset & Me started dating last night" i said.

"Flutters & I have been dating for a few weeks now" said Bee.

"& you guys managed to keep it a secret from me... how?" Asked Rarity.

"Dont know, we just did" said Fluttershy.

"Fair enough" said Rarity.

"So, what you guys got planned for today?" I asked.

"Where all coming over to the Junk Yard today" said Sunset.

"Yeah, whys that?" Asked Bee.

"We want to get to know Hot Rod's old team better" said Pinkie

"Oh, thats gonna be... fun" said Hot Rod.

"Don think will get along?" Asked Rarity.

"Kinda, i think you'll get along just fine with most of my team... just dont think you'll get along with Magnum, hes kind of a hard ass" said Hot Rod.

"He's Name's Magnus" i said.

"Im allowed to poke fun at him when he's not around Nathan" said Hot Rod.

"Fair Enough" i said.

"Who's that?" Asked Pinkie looking out the window. we looked out the window to see a black SUV S.W.A.T. van, a green and white tow-truck, & a blue and rust colored hippie van.

"Shit..." i said as the S.W.A.T. van transformed and ran through the front of the school & i diapered, then my alt mode started transforming.

"All right 'Cons bring it on" i said.

"Baserker, over here" said Onslaught as he transformed. DreadBot following his lead.

"3 on 1, that ain't fair" i said.

"Your Right" said Bee as him and Hot Rod transformed.

"There, now its even" said Onslaught.

"Not so fast" said SideSwipe as him, Jazz, IronHide and Wheel Jack transformed.

"It's 7 vs 3" said IronHide.

"Now who's not being fair?" Asked Onslaught mockingly.

"What's with those 2? why dont they talk?" Asked Jazz.

"Well Baserker cant talk & DreadBot chooses not to, says it makes the bond he has with his sister stronger" said Onslaught, DreadBot & Baserker nodding.

"Enough of this!!" Yelled Jazz as he shot Onslaught in the stomach.

"Big Mistake" said Onslaught blasting Jazz back 30 feet.

"Lets go Decepticreep!!" Yelled IronHide as he tackled Onslaught.

"Why the sudden attack Dread?" I asked.

"SoundWave's orders, personally i think his stupid" said DreadBot as Baserker tackled me. "Just like you" he continued.

"I dont know who's more stupid, SoundWave for giving the order or you guys for following it" said Bee as he shot Baserker off of me. both teams stopped fighting once the sound of a jet was heard.

"Crap" i said as Nitro landed in-front of his team.

"What are you 3 doing?!?" He asked.

"Following SoundWave's orders sir" said Onslaught.

"Last i checked your only supposed to answer to me!!" Yelled Nitro. "Retreat!!" he continued as him and his team left.

"Should we follow them?" Asked Wheel Jack.

"No, thats what they want" i said. "Get the girls, where going to base.

To be continued...

Author's Note

before you guys start commenting that the relationships developed in this chapter are rushed: 1) i kind of agree with you. 2) im pretty sure ive been four-shadowing it well enough(But i probably haven't)

Chap. 14: Guess Who's Back

Author's Note

after a couple month hiatus RoadBlock is back!

Chap. 14: Guess Who's Back

*Its been about two months sense the Decepticons first attack, and they haven't been active sense*

"Im telling you Magnus, they are just trying to lead us into a false sense of security" i said.

"And im telling you Con, that SoundWave isn't THAT smart" said Magnus.

"Did you work for him?" I asked. "I dont think so" i continued. "I have, and im telling you that he co-leads with ShockWave and that there combined intelligence is smart enough to trick even you" i finished.

"I highly doubt that Con" said Magnus.

"Fine... if you want to die, go ahead and die" i said as i walked off.

*With the girls and there guardians*

"So, how'd it go?" Asked Hot Rod.

"Terrible, he doesn't trust me" i said.

"Why am i not surprised?" Asked Hot Rod.

"The same reason none of us are surprised..." said Sunset.

"... Magnum's an asshole" said Dash.

"That's true enough" i said.

"Dont let him get to you" said Pinkie.

"Yeah, dont let the man get you down dude" said Jazz.

"That totally made you sound like a hippie for sec" said Bee.

"Whatever Bee" said Jazz.

"Maybe it would be easier to convince Prime" said AJ.

"It would be, if his right hand wasn't on base" said Iron Hide.

"Fuck, at this point i dont think we can change any ones minds... it might just be us 14 for now" i said.

"Shirley we can change someone's mind?" Asked Fluttershy.

"Nope, cant change Magnums mind" i said. "Prime trusts Magnum and everyone else trusts Prime" i continued. "And dont call me Shirley" i finished, getting a laugh from Pinkie and Jazz.

"So where boned?" Asked Rainbow.

"Yeah, pretty much" said Bee.

"Those are terrible odds" said Twilight and Wheel Jack.

"Team Prime's pulled off crazier" i said. "Who says we cant pull this off?" I asked.

"Do we even have a plan?" Asked Sunset.

"I dont" i said. "Anyone else?" I asked, a round of head shaking was everyone's response.

"Son of a bitch" i said as a portal opened. "A Displaced needs me, ill be back" i said as i walked through the portal and left.

*After Barricades adventure in Lightningmans universe*

"That was a weird adventure" i said to myself as i walked out of the portal. "So, what i miss?" I asked the girls and there guardians.

"Not much, its been about 30 minutes sense you left" said Bee.

"Convenient" i said.

"So, ware did you just go?" Asked Sunset.

"A parallel version of your home universe" i said.

"Oh... cool" said Sunset.

"But, with my luck ill be summoned again soon" i said as a portal opened. "What did i just say" i said as i walked through the portal.

*After Barricade meets SoundWave with Thomas*

"Well my futures looking more and more convoluted" i said walking out of the portal, it closing afterwords.

"Ware'd you go this time?" Asked Be.

"To a different version of this universe" i said. "Lets go home Sunset, after two Displaced adventures im done for the day" i said as i transformed into stealth mode.

*Sunset and Barricades apartment, 11AM*

"Huh... is it time to get up already?" I asked sitting up in bed.

"Yep" said Sunset next to me as she was putting on her shirt.

"Whats on the agenda today sweetie?" I asked as i kissed her on the cheek.

"Today?... i have no clue what to do today, we could just watch some movies" she said.

"Sounds good to me" i said.

*An hour later, first movie is about to start*

"Which one we watching first?" I asked walking in from the kitchen with the snacks and drinks.

"I thought we could watch some of the MCU movies, ive got Iron Man in the blue-ray player right now.

"Awesome!, i love my universes version of those movies" i said as the movie started.

*Canterlot mall*

P.O.V. Pinkie

"So, witch store first Jazzy?" I asked.

"How about the music shop?" Suggested Jazzy.

"Sounds fun, lets go!" I said.

*Canterlot mall, Music shop*

"Hey Vinyl!" I said as me and Jazzy entered the store.

"Pinkie?" Asked a voice from around the corner, as i turned around the corner i saw Sonata Dusk.

"SONATA!" I yelled as i hugged her. "How have you and your sisters been?" I asked.

"I've been fine, i dont know about the others... i haven't seen them in a while" she said. "Aria and Adagio got in a fight a couple months ago and Aria left, not to long after Adagio left as well... its just me now" she continued.

"Im so sorry to hear that Sonata" i said as i hugged her again.

"Who's this Pinks?" Asked Jazzy.

"Oh right!" I said. "Jazzy meet Sonata an ex-villain and now my best friend; Sonata meet Jazz, my boyfriend" i continued.

"Nice to meet ya Sonata" said Jazzy holding out his hand.

"Likewise" said Sonata as she grabbed his hand and shook it.

*Canterlot mall, food court*

P.O.V. Lemon Zest

"Im telling you guys, i saw a giant robot once" i said.

"Giant robots dont exist Lemon" said Indigo.

"Im not lying about this" i said. "It was about a month ago, i was on my way home from school and this robot about as tall as this room maybe taller was checking out some apartment window" i continued.

"OK, so if giant robots are real there total pervs, thats just great" said Sour.

"I swear im not lying guys" i said.

"I believe her" said Sugarcoat. "With the right technology someone could easily make a robot like that" she continued.

"Thank you!" I said.

"I still dont think you saw a robot" said Sunny.

"Hey guys!" Said a voice from behind me. I turned around to see Pinkie Pie.

"Hey Pinks!" I said as me and her hugged. "What you doing here?" I asked.

"Me and my boyfriend, Jazz, just decided to come to the mall today" said Pinks.

"Would you think im crazy if i told you i saw a giant robot?" I asked, Pinks and Jazz's faces going cold.

"You saw one to?" Asked Sonata.

"Yes i did!" I said.

"Scrap..." said Jazz.

To be continued...

Chap. 15: Dread

*Sunset and Barricades apartment, after the first phase of MCU movies*

"This universes version of phase one aint that bad" i said.

"Im glad you like my universes version of this series, that means tomorrow we can watch phase two" said Sunset.

*Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

"Primus damn it" i said as i looked at my holophone.

"What is it?" Asked Sunset.

"Six more people know about us" i said.

"Son of a glitch" said Sunset.

*Autobot base, 20 min later*

"What the fuck happened?" I asked.

"Well, me and Pinks went to the mall and ran into these six, Lemon over there said she saw a giant robot and Sonata reviled that she did as well and me being the kind harted Bot that i am, i couldn't just lie to them... so i told them"

"Primus damn it" i said. "Your big heart will get somebody killed someday" i continued.

"With all do respect Sir, i think he did the right thing telling us" said Sunny Flare.

"With all do respect Ms. Flare, i dont give a damn" i said. "PRIME!" I yelled as Optimus pulled into the junk yard.

"I got the message as well Barricade" said Prime.

"And even tho honesty is the best policy, you should not have told them" said Prime.

"She said she saw a robot looking into an apartment, i was worried she had seen a Con that had located Barricade and Sunset's residence" said Jazz.

"So thats what the Cons have been up to for two months, they've been spying on us" i said.

"That is a trouble-sum revelation" said Prime. "We must gather the others, no one is safe" said Prime.

*After everyone got to base*

"OK, what do we do about the new recruits?" Asked IronHide.

"I Belive it best for all humans that know of our secret to stay at base, if the Cons know of all your living arrangements they will be there as often as possible... it would only be a mater of time tell they made a move" said Prime.

"I think thats a terrible idea" i said.

"You dare question an order from Optimus?" Asked Magnum.

"Yes, i do" i said. "Prime, with all do respect, that plan sucks so i think i should come up with a plan and we can execute that one" i said.

"Well, lets hear you idea Barricade" said Prime.

"It's simple, we act like we dont know there watching us" i said, and before Magnum could say shit i continued... "If they dont suspect anything then we can catch them off guard when they make there move" i said. "Take out seven Cons in one go" i continued.

"That is indeed a better plan" said Prime. "And what of the new six, they will need guardians as well" Prime continued.

"I've already got the perfect matches for all of them" i said. "Blaster & Lemon Zest, Hound & Indigo Zap, Arcee & Sour Sweet, Drift & Sunny Flare, Cogman & Sugarcoat, Blurr & Sonata" i continued. "I think those are pretty good matches" i finished.

"Im inclined to agree with you Barricade" said Prime.

"So where gonna have giant robot guardians to protect us from evil giant robots?" Asked Lemon. "AWESOME!" She and Sonata yelled.

"Alright guardians, take your partners home and keep a good eye out" said Prime.

*Indigo's house*

"It's probably a good thin i live on the edge of town, people would question the big military truck" said Indigo to Hounds Holoform. "Well, im gonna go inside" she said as she got out of Hounds alt mode.

*Lemon's house*

"You wanna come inside Blaster?" Lemon asked the boombox in her passenger seat.

"Why not?" Asked Blaster as Lemon grabbed him and got out of her car.

*Sonata's apartment*

"Thanks for the ride Blurr" said Sonata.

"NoProblemSonata" said Blurr.

"You wanna come inside?" Asked Sonata as she got out of Blurr's alt mode.

"Sure,WhyNot?" Asked Blurr as his holoform got out of his alt mode.

*Sour's house*

"Thanks for the ride Arcee" said Sour as she got off her alt mode.

"No problem Sour" said Arcee.

"You wanna come inside?" Asked Sour.

"Sure" said Arcee as she activated her holoform and followed Sour inside.

*Sunny's house*

"Thank you for the ride Drift" said Sunny.

"It would have been a dishonor to not drive you home seeing as i am your guardian" said Drift.

"I'll see you in the morning Drift" said Sunny as she walked inside.

*Sugarcoat's house*

"Thank you for the ride" said Sugarcoat.

"You are most welcome my laddy" said Cogman.

"Dont call me that, call me Sugarcoat" said Sugarcoat as she got out of Cogman's car/alt mode

"As you wish Sugarcoat" said Cogman, also getting out of his car/alt mode.

"I do have a question" said Sugarcoat. "Why are you the only one that does that weird head thing?" She asked.

"Im what you would call a Headmaster" said Cogman.

*Sunset and Barricades apartment*

"We still watching Phase two tomorrow?" I asked.

"You know it" said Sunset.

"Primus im tired" i said. "I think we should go to bed" i continued.

"I couldn't agree more" said Sunset as she took of her shirt walking to our room.

*The next morning*

"I slept until Lunch again didn't I?" I asked as i opened my eyes.

"Yep" said Sunset from the kitchen.

"Well, theirs nothing like waking up to your cooking" i said as i kissed her on the cheek.

"Thank you" she said before she kissed me, me kissing he back. "Now sit down, its almost ready" she said.

"Dont gotta tell me twice" i said as i sat down. "What you making anyway?" I asked.

"Tacos" she said.

"Sounds great" i said.

"I would hope so, if they didn't you wouldn't be getting any" she said as she putt some tacos on a plate and putt it in front of me. "Now dig in" she continued.

"Again, you dont have to tell me twice" i said as a knock came from the door. "I'll get it" i said as i got out of my chair and walked to the door, i opened it to reveal someone i dont know.

"Hello Barricade" said the the man.

"Nitro" i said. "What do you want?" I asked.

"I've come to warn you, as much as i want you dead, that's really all i care about anymore, but the Decepticons want to take over this world and kill all life on it... that doesn't sit well with me" he said. "The Decepticon thats been spying on you for the past month is going to make his move today, you shouldn't bee here when he makes it" he continued as he turned around and left.

"Well shit" i said as a giant waist stepped in front of the door and the walk way.

"You will die Barricade!" Yelled the Con as my holoform diapered and i transformed.

"You know, you've got some real anger issues Dreadbot" i said.

"I'll fucking kill you, it was Megatron's last order before he disappeared" he said as he charged me.

"You need to cool down" i said as i grabbed his fist and kicked him in the stomach. "Angry doesn't make you look good" i said as i kneed him in the face. "Given you dont look good period, but still" i said as i flipped him over my shoulder and on to his back. "Your dumber then StarScream" i said as i stepped on his neck. "My only regret about killing you is that im gonna have to deal with your sister wanting revenge" i said as i applied more pressure. "Goodbye" i said as i crushed his neck under my foot.

"He dead?" Asked Sunset from the railing.

"Cant come back from that" i said.

"Good, we got called to base" she said.

"Roger that" i said as i picked her up and transformed into stealth mode. "To base it is then" i said.

To be continued...

Chap. 16: Traitor!

*Autobot base*

"Im assuming all of you got attacked by a Decepticon?" I asked.

"That's right" said Wheel Jack, Twilight, IronHide, AJ, SideSwipe, Rainbow, Hot Rod, Rarity, Jazz, Pinkie, Bumblebee, and Fluttershy.

"Well, that happened faster then i thought it would" i said. "But my plan still worked, the Decepticons fell for our counter trap" i continued as a portal opened. "Im needed else ware" i said as i walked through the portal, it closing afterwords.

*2 hours later*

"Im never going back to that universe, ever" i said as i walked back into my world from a portal, it closing afterwords.

"Who was that universe's Displaced?" Asked Sunset.

"It was a Deadpool Displaced... never again" i said. "Anyway, what did i miss?" I asked.

"Not much, the rest of the Bots and there partners are here now" said Twilight.

"That's it?, How long was i gone?" I asked.

"Two hours" said Pinkie.

"And you guys did nothing?" I asked.

"No, we discussed our game plan to destroy the Cons" said Magnum as he walked up to me. "A very important meeting you missed because you where off in another reality playing superhero" he continued.

"Fuck you to Magnum" i said.

"ITS MAGNUS!" He yelled.

"Frankly my dear i dont give a damn" i said.

"I outta court marshal you" said Magnum

"Id like to see that" i said.

"Just because Prime likes you doesn't mean i cant try" said Magnus.

"Do or do not, there is no try" i said.

"That's it" said Magnum as he turned and left.

"Well shit" i said.

"You didn't think that through did ya?" Asked Sunset.

"Nope" i said.

"If you get kicked of the Autobots im sticking by your side" said Sunset.

"Thanks, but i wont be kicked off" i said.

"I hope not" said Sunset.

*Team meeting, 1 hour later*

"With the death of seven Decepticons the rest of there armada is more likely to strike back, so we must be more aware of our surroundings then ever before" said Prime.

"What's the plan Boss Bot?" I asked.

"The plan Barricade is there is no plan" said Prime. "Your wait it out plan worked last time, we will wait for the Decepticons to strike and ambush them when they try to ambush us" said Prime.

"That's like twelve percent of a plan" i said. "Last time we knew ware they where going to strike, this time we dont" i continued. "For your plan to work we would need surveillance of the entire city" i said.

"Im way ahead of you Barricade, i had Omega hack into the city's mainframe and now he serves as our eye in the sky" said Prime.

"That's actually pretty smart" i said.

"Dont seem so shocked" said Prime.

"Yes Sir" i said. "It's good to know we have no way of being ambushed, unless one of us is a traitor" i said. "But the only one who could be is me and im no Decepticon spy" i continued.

"Im still not sure of that" said Magnum.

"No one asked you Magnum" i said.

"I really fucking hate you" said Magnum.

"I hate you to buddy, but now isn't the time for this scrap" i said.

"Barricade is right Magnus" said Prime.

"Fine" said Magnum.

"I think that does it for today, your all free to go home" said Prime.

*Sunset and Barricades apartment*

"So, we still watching phase two today?" Asked Sunset.

"You fucking know it" i said.

*Nemasis*

"Lord SoundWave, the ambushes failed... all of the Cons we sent out are dead" said a random solider.

"How did are SNEAK attack fail?!?" Asked SoundWave.

"Scans indicate that theirs more Autobots staying with humans" said the solider. "We think one of them spotted one of our spies" said the solider.

"Damn it!" Yelled SoundWave. "You guys had one job!, ONE!" he continued. "And you fucked it up!" He finished.

"That human excuse would make sense to an extent, but Dreadbot's last known message said he spotted someone talking to Barricade before he ambushed him" said StarScream. "Im willing to bet we have a traitor" he continued.

"As much as i hate to say it, you might be right StarScream" said SoundWave.

"Dont seem so shocked" said StarScream.

"Shut up StarScream" said SoundWave. "ShockWave!" Yelled SoundWave.

"Yes?" Asked ShockWave as he entered the room.

"Gather up all of the Decepticons, we've got some interrogating to do" said SoundWave.

*One hour later*

"LISTEN UP DECEPTICONS!" Yelled SoundWave. "It has come to my attention that we most likely have a spy in our midst" he continued. "After the death of all seven Cons we sent to spy on the Autobots, the idea cant be ignored" he continued. "If you reveal yourself now, your death will be painless" he finished.

"Before you lie to us, you should know ive developed a device that will tell us if your lying" said ShockWave.

*One hour later*

"OK, its come down to you Three" said SoundWave. "One of you is the traitor" he continued. "Baserker, i very highly doubt you would give information that would lead to the death of your brother... your free to go" he continued as Baserker stormed out of the room. "Primus have pity on Barricade" he continued. "One of you is the traitor" he continued. "Which is it?" He asked.

"Lord SoundWave, i am shocked you could even think your brother a traitor" said Onslaught. "Sure he's not the most loyal Con, but he would never side with a filthy Autobot" he continued.

"You saying your the traitor?" Asked ShockWave.

"I would never betray the Decepticons" said Onslaught.

"Truth, you may go" said ShockWave.

"Yes Sir" said Onslaught as he left.

"I honestly cant say im surprised" said SoundWave looking at Nitro.

"Im surprised you figured it out so fast" said Nitro.

"So he admits it" said ShockWave.

"So, how are you gonna kill me?" Asked Nitro.

"Oh, were not gonna kill ya" said SoundWave. "Were gonna put a bomb in you" he continued.

"And you will be our new spy" said ShockWave.

"Of fucking course you are" said Nitro.

*Sunset and Barricades apartment*

"So, thoughts on phase two?" Asked Sunset.

"I thought it was great, your version of Guardians of the Galaxy is just as kick ass as mine" i said as portal opened. "That better not be Peter again" i said.

"Have fun" said Sunset as i went through the portal.

To be continued... on The God, The King, & The Avenger

Chap. 17: Omega Bomb

"That was an awesome adventure" i said coming back through the portal.

"Yeah, who'd you meet this time?" Asked Sunset.

"Godzilla, King Kong & Gipsy Avenger" i said before my phone cut me off.

*RING* *RING* *RING*

"Yellow" I said answering the phone.

"Nitro's here and he's saying he wants to switch sides" said Prime.

"Copy that" i said as i hung up the phone.

"What's going on?" Asked Sunset.

"Nothing good" i said.

*Autobot Base*

"Alright Nitro, what are you doing here?" I asked.

"Like i told Prime, i want to switch sides" said Nitro.

"The Con's figure out that you warned me about Dreadbot?" I asked.

"Yes" said Nitro.

"Why am i not surprised" i said. "How'd you get away from them?" I asked.

"Im faster then the two who figured it out" said Nitro.

"Your brothers?" I asked.

"Yes" said Nitro.

"You are faster then both of them, but not as strong or smart" i said. "So i ask again, how did you get away?" I asked.

"You want to know how i escaped?" Asked Nitro. "It wasn't easy, i had to shoot out ShockWave's eye and fly the fuck out of there at mach three" he said.

"I call bullshit" i said.

"Were kinda just ignoring your friends" said Nitro.

"There leaving this interrogation to me, as per my request" i said.

"There never gonna jump in?" Asked Nitro.

"Nope, now tell me the fucking truth" i said.

"You want the fucking truth?" Asked Nitro. "The fucking truth is after they figured me out the put a bomb in me and sent me to spy on you lot" said Nitro as the light coming from his chest turned red. "I'll see you in hell" he said as the bomb started to go off.

*5 seconds later*

"What the fuck? How am i still alive?" I asked.

"YourWelcomePartner" said Blurr rally fast.

"Thanks Blurr" i said as i walked up to Nitro's severed head and held it up to my face.

*Nemasis, 3 minutes ago*

"Do you think he's gonna tell him?" Asked ShockWave.

"He hates Barricade, if he tells him we have to blow him up as well as Barricade... i think he's gonna tell him" said SoundWave.

"I think your right" said ShockWave.

*just less then three minutes later*

"And he told him, activate it" said SoundWave as ShockWave activated the bomb.

"And now two traitors are dead" sad ShockWave.

"Good riddance" said SoundWave.

'Thanks Blurr' said Barricade through the live transmission coming from Nitro's severed head.

"You've gotta be fucking kidding me" said SoundWave.

"That is a problem" said ShockWave.

"I am aware of that!" Yelled SoundWave.

*Autobot base*

"YouThinkThereListening?" Asked Blurr.

"Yes i do" i said. "And I've got a message for you SoundWave, and probably you to ShockWave" i continued. "Now that you assassination attempt has failed, you've killed your brother for no good reason, and that's unforgivable... even if it was Nitro, if i wasn't gonna kill ya both before i definitely am now" i said as i ripped out the transmitter.

*Nemasis*

'-I definitely am now' said Barricade before the transmission lost signal.

"FUCK!!" Yelled SoundWave.

"Shit" muttered ShockWave.

"Activate Trypticon" said SoundWave.

"Are you sure?" Asked ShockWave.

"You heard me, evacuate the ship and activate Trypticon" said SoundWave.

*Autobot base*

"There gonna launch an attack now, everyone get to your battle stations" i said, but no one listened.

"You heard the bot!" Yelled Prime.

"And Hot Rod" i said.

"Yeah?" Asked Hot Rod.

"Activate Omega Supreme" i said.

"Why?" Asked Hot Rod.

"Because the Nemasis is Trypticon" i said making everyone freeze.

"Scrap" they all said as they continued doing what they where.

"Come and get us SoundWave" i said.

"Barricade" said Prime.

"Yes Sir?" I asked.

"You make a great leader" said Prime. "I want you to hold onto this, cant let it get into enemy hands" he said as he opened his chest and gave me the matrix of leadership.

"You expect to die?" I asked.

"No, but just in case" he said as he went to go get ready.

"This is gonna be fun" i said as i put the matrix into my chest.

*10 minutes later*

"BARRICADE!!" Yelled SoundWave as him, ShockWave and Trypticon walked up to the base.

"SOUNDWAVE!!" I yelled sarcastically as me, Optimus and Omega walked up to meat them.

"OMEGA" said Trypticon.

"Trypticon" said Omega.

"Ware are the rest of your useless Con's?" I asked.

"Not here, just us six" said SoundWave. "Three V three" he continued.

"Omega" i said as Omega shot at SoundWave and ShockWave. "It's just the big guys" i continued. "Our fight is at a later date" i finished.

"Fine" said SoundWave as him and ShockWave left.

"You've got this right?" I asked Omega.

"OMEGA SUPREME WILL CRUSH TRYPTICON" said Omega.

"Cool" i said as me and Prime went back into the base.

"WHO'S GONNA THROW THE FIRST PUNCH?" Asked Trypticon.

"FLIP A COIN?" Asked Omega sarcastically as he punched Trypticon in the face.

"I GUESS YOU GET FIRST PUNCH" said Trypticon as he recovered and bit down on Omega's arm.

"LET GO OF ME YOU MECHAGODZILLA DRAGON ZORD RIPOFF!" Yelled Omega as he repeatedly punched Trypticon in the head. "WHY WONT YOU LET GO!" He yelled. "SCREW THIS" he said as he turned his second hand into a giant gun and shot Trypticon off of him.

"OW! YOU SON OF A GLITCH!" Yelled Trypticon as he turned around and slammed his tail into Omegas side knocking him off of his feet and onto the ground. "NOW YOU DIE!" He yelled as he stepped on Omegas chest.

"NOT SO FAST!" Yelled Omega as he pushed Trypticon off of him and kicked him in the face. "I BELIEVE IT IS YOU WHO IS GONNA DIE" said Omega as he aimed his gun at Trypticon again. "ANY LAST WORDS?" He asked.

"ALL HAIL SOUNDWAVE" said Trypticon as he transformed into the Nemasis and flying away, knocking Omega off of his feet.

"Shit!" I yelled. "You alright Omega?" I asked.

"OMEGA SUPREME IS OK" said Omega.

*Nemasis*

"You fucking lost?" Asked SoundWave.

"HE'S MORE AGILE THEN I AM, YOU SHOULDN'T BE SURPRISED" said Trypticon through a terminal screen.

"Damn it!" Yelled SoundWave.

To be continued...

Chap. 18: Stealth Mission

Author's Note

I'm back bitches! Did you miss me? It doesn't matter because I'm back! Regular updates won't start again until about three weeks from now, but I'm back none the less!

Chap. 18: Stealth Mission

"That was interesting to watch" said Hot Rod.

"I can't believe that SoundWave agreed to those terms" said Iron Hide.

"Honestly neither can i" i said as me and Omega walked back to base.

"Wonder why he did" said Bee.

"And were all right there with you on that one" said Springer.

"It is indeed strange" said Prime.

"Stranger things have happened" i said. "Trust me on that one" i continued.

"We'll do just that" said Sunset.

"Sooner or later there gonna try again" said Iron Hide. "We should be ready for them" he continued.

"Me Grimlock agree with southern robot" said Grimlock.

"UmSir's" said Blurr. "YourProbablyGonnaWantToTakeALookAtThis" he continued pointing to a monitor.

"What is it?" Me, Magnus and Prime asked as we walked over to him.

"Oh shit" i said once i saw the monitor.

"What is it Barricade?" Asked Prime.

"Yeah Con, what is it?" Asked Magnus.

"It's Trypticon, he's gone into battle station mode" i said. "He's getting ready to fire on these coordinates" i continued. "We need to evacuate the junk yard right now" i concluded as i went back over to the rest of the Autobots.

"ToLate,He'sFireing!" Yelled Blur.

*10 seconds later*

"What the fuck just happened?" Asked Sunset.

"I don't know" i said as i looked around and saw Blurr on his knees. "What's wrong Blurr?" I Asked him.

"ITried,IReallyDid,ButICouldn'tSaveThemAll" said Blurr.

"What do you mean couldn't save them all?" Asked Hot Rod.

"ITriedToGetThemAllOutButIWasn'tFastEnough" said Blurr.

"Who did you manege to save?" I asked.

"Optimus,Bee,You,IronHide,Jazz,SideSwipe,HotRod,Arcee,AndBlaster,IDon'tKnowIfAnyOfTheDinoBotsSurvivedOrNot" said Blurr.

"Me Grimlock still functioning" said Grimlock as he dug him self out of the ground.

"As well as me Scorn" said Scorn as he dug himself out of the ground as well.

"Me Strafe also OK" said Strafe as he flew down and landed next to the other DinoBot's.

"What about Omega? Is Omega OK?" Asked Arcee.

"OMEGA SUPREME STILL FUNCTIONS ARCEE" boomed Omega.

"So Hound, Crosshairs, Ratchet, Wheel Jack, Ultra Magnus, Springer, Kup, and Slug are dead" i said. "FUCK!" I yelled louder than Omega talks.

"This loss will be mourned at a later date" said Prime. "For now, we take the battle to them" he continued pointing to where the blast came from.

"I like that plan" said IronHide.

"As dose me Grimlock" said Grimlock.

"And me Strafe" said Strafe.

"Me Scorn also want to rip apart some Decepticons" said Scorn.

"We can all agree on that" said Hot Rod.

"Im not sold on that being a good idea" i said. "I want to rip them a new one as well, but we need to plan this out or even more of us are gonna die" i continued. "We need to plan first, attack second" i concluded.

"As much as i hate to admit it, the child is right" said Drift.

"We should plan out are attack" said Arcee as Bee pulled me aside.

"How do you think the girls will react to this?" Asked Bee in a whisper.

"I don't know, but im dreading it" i said.

"Should we go and tell them now or wait for the attack to be over with?" Asked Bee.

"If we wait for the attack to be over, there might not be anyone left to tell them" i said. "Go, i'll tell the others where you went and bring Sunset with you" i said as i walked back over to the others and Bee got Sunset, transformed and drove off.

"Where's Bee/Sunset going?" Asked IronHide/Arcee.

"To tell the girl's what happened" i said.

"What's the plan Boss Bot?" I asked.

"We need to decide if were gonna lure them down here or go up to them first" said Prime.

"They think were all dead" said SideSwipe. "Let's use that" he continued.

"There gonna come down here to make sure were all dead" said Jazz. "We can work with that" he continued.

"Wait for them and ambush" said Blaster. "I like it" he continued.

"HowLongTellTheyGetHere?" Asked Blurr.

"Not long" i said. "They'd already be on there way by now" i continued.

"So we gotta move fast" Hot Rod. "Let's get moving then" he continued.

*5 minutes later*

"Any life signal's ShockWave?" Asked SoundWave.

"No, but Barricade knows are tactics, so he could of warned them we were coming" said ShockWave. "So the could be cloaked" he continued.

"Fair point" said SoundWave. "Everyone spread out and look for them" he continued.

"When do we attack?" Whispered SideSwipe.

"We have to take out as many drones as we can first, everyone that's good at stealth got that?" I whispered.

"Loud and clear" responded Hot Rod, Arcee, and SideSwipe.

"This won't be easy, there's 36 of them after all" I said. "On my mark your gonna take out the two close to the junkyard entrance Hot Rod, got that?" I asked.

"Copy loud and clear, moving into position" said Hot Rod.

"OK Arcee get into position to take out the three furthest away" I said.

"Copy that" said Arcee.

"OK SideSwipe get ready to take out the one in the middle of the junkyard" I said as SideSwipe left to do as I said.

*2 minutes later*

"Everyone ready?" I asked looking at my tablet that let me see all life signal's.

"Yep" replied Hot Rod, Arcee, and SideSwipe.

"OK on my mark... Mark" I said as six of the Decepticon life signal's disappeared. "Perfect" I said.

*20 drones later*

"OK, 10 left everybody" I said.

"Let's speed this up, there all closing in on the others location" said Arcee.

"You heard the lady, Hot Rod take care of the two on the east side" I said. "SideSwipe the three on the west side" I continued. "Arcee the three to the north, and I'll take care of the two to the south" I concluded.

Once we where all in position.

"OK on 3" I said. "1... 2... 3" I said. Six seconds later ten Decepticon drones where dead. "Good job team, let's meet back up with the others" I said.

*3 minutes later*

"OK, all the drones are delt with" I said. "That just leaves StarScream, SoundWave and ShockWave" I continued.

"Good work Barricade" said Prime.

"Don't congratulate me yet, we still got three to go" I said.

"Well then let's go get them" said IronHide readying his canons. Everyone readying there weapons in response.

"Hey Barricade we got a situation" said Bee over the radio.

"What is it Bee?" I asked.

"Us" said SoundWave through Bee's radio.

"Scrap" me and all the Autobots with me said.

To be continued...

Chap. 1: So It Begins

Author's Note

This is my first story ever!, criticism is welcome, but please dont hate on me to much.
"Now... shall we begin?"
Ps. I have actually seen all 4 EqG movies, my character has not. It makes it more fun
Now edited by Magnus Orion

Chap. 1: So It Begins

"This is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, now just take a minute, sit right there, & I'll tell you all about how I became-...crap I can't come up with a good parody on the spot like this...anyway, my point was I'm gonna be telling Y'all the story of how I ended up in an alternate version of the EqG universe! now our story starts on Earth, well...our Earth"

Comic-Con 2018

I was at San Diego Comic-Con 2018, I'm here because...well if I'm being honest I'm a huge fucking nerd, so this shit is fun to me. I was cosplaying as Transformers 5 The Last knight Barricade.

Barricade is my favorite Decepticon from the 'Bayverse', as fans & haters alike call it. I was passing the ‘Merchant's Hall’ as I liked to call this section of the Con, where you can by all sorts of crap from all sorts of people.

"You there!" Said a mysterious voice. I look to my right and see a man cosplaying as the Transformers Animated Swindle

"I see your missing some important parts of your costume." he said. "I think I have exactly what you need!" He finished.

"Yeah, what's that?" I asked.

"Your weapons of course!" He exclaimed. He then pulled out a fake Nightstick, pistol, wrist mounted taser, and...I don't know what you call it, but it goes on the left arm of my costume. A pair of fake brass knuckles, one saying punish the other saying enslave, and a couple pairs of fake handcuffs.

"Wow...how much do you want for all of this?" I asked.

"let’s say, 667 bucks," he said. I replied with an "Okay," and handed him the money. I then put the weapons where they would normally be on my costume.

"Thanks man!" I said as I started to leave, only to be consumed by a bright light. "What the f-!"

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The next thing I know, I'm waking up inside of a parked car. "What… the… FUCK… just happened?" I asked myself. "Okay, I'm in a car… where the fuck did I get a car from? Better yet how did I get in this car?" I ranted as I got out of the car. To my shock it was a customised blue Ford Mustang Saleen. "Ok... what? Where the fuck did you come from? Where the fuck am I? Where exactly is here?" I asked myself. I got back into the car, and saw that the key was already in the ignition. I turned the key and heard the car roar to life. "Okay, I don't care how this happened, or even what happened… but I like it!" I said as I pulled out of the parking lot, and onto the road. "This is gonna be fun!" I said.

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I pulled up to a place called, judging by the sign, Sugarcube Corner. "Strange name, but I'm starving, so who cares," I said as I got out the car and walked up to the register.

"What can I get for you deary?" Asked a blue skinned… wait what? A woman… with blue skin. I then noticed everyone here was Technicolored.

"I'll have a strawberry shake… to go, if that's possible." I said.

"Of course deary. Pinkie, one strawberry shake to go!" She said.

"All right Mrs. Cake!" A voice from the back said. It was probably only a minute before a pink skinned girl walked out with my shake. "Here you are mister, that'll be 2 bucks! By the way, are you new in town?" She asked.

"Yes, yes I am. My name’s Nathan, what's yours?" I asked.

"Pinkie Pie!" She chirped happily. "Wanna hang out when my shifts over?"

"Uh… sure?" I said.

"Great!" Pinkie said, going to the back room.

"Is she always like that?" I asked.

"Yes..." was all Mrs. Cake said.

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I waited for about 10 minutes before Pinkie came out in normal clothes instead of her uniform. "All right, let's go!" She said as we left. I walked up to my new car. "This is your car?" She asked.

"Yep, I got it recently." I said.

"Awesome!" Was all she said as we got in.

"So...where to?" I asked.

"I'll tell you as we go." She said.

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We eventually pulled up to a...school. "Why are we at a school?" I asked.

"Because this is where my friends meet up, come on, come meet them!" She said too enthusiastically for my taste.

We walked up to 6 girls that, along with Pinkie, I assume range from 17-19 years old. "Hey guys!" Pinkie said.

"Sup/howdy/hello/hi Pinkie/Pinks," said the six girls at the same time.

"Who's the dude?" Asked the blue skinned rainbow haired girl.

"He’s a new friend, Rainbow." Pinkie said.

"What's yer name?" asked the orange skinned girl.

"My name’s Nathan, nice to meet you all." I said.

"Applejack, nice to meet ya too." The orange girl said.

"Rarity, and it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance darling," said the alabaster white girl.

"Sunset Shimmer." Said the yellow orange skinned girl with red and gold hair.

"Twilight Sparkle," said the purple skinned girl. It was at this moment that I realized, don't know why it took me this long, but I was in the EqG world! I never watched the movies, as they didn't really interest me, but that's definitely where I am!

"My name’sFluttershy." said the yellow girl.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" I asked.

"My name’s Fluttershy." she said again.

"I’m sorry, what?" I asked again.

"My name’s Fluttershy." She finally said loud enough for me to here.

"Oh… like I said, it's nice to meet you all," I repeated.

"That your car?" Rainbow asked me while pointing at my Mustang.

"Yes, yes it is." I said.

"Awesome," was all she said.

"So what brings you to our fair city in the first place?" Asked Pinkie.

"...boredom," I responded.

"That’s a good one!" She said, laughing.

"Pinkie, I’m serious," I said.

"Oh..." was all she said.

"So are you out of school then?" Asked Twilight.

"If by out you mean dropped out, then yeah, I'm out." I said.

"Oh… okay… but maybe I could tutor you!” She said, an excited look on her face.

“I’d rather not,” I replied, Twilight happy expression quickly dropping.

"Play any sports?" Asked Rainbow.

"Nope." is all I said.

"Do you like animals?" Fluttershy asked.

"Depends on the animal." I said.

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We probably conversed for about an hour before the girls decided to split up for the night. I got back in my car and started driving. Eventually I saw what appeared to be a… roadblock? Once I pulled up to it though, the roadblock wasn't what was on my mind. The only thing on my mind was "Who the fuck blows the front of a bank in?!?"

To be continued...

Chap. 4: Autobites Vs. Decepticreeps

I didn't get an ounce of sleep last night, in case the rest of Mohawk's gang showed up.

"He must just be there scout... just like i thought watching the movie" i said. "Oh fuck, i hope Megs ain't here... don't want to deal with that" i finished.

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The whole day at school today i just waited for lunch to roll around, i was so happy once it did.

"Girls-" i tried to say.

"Ahem" said Spike.

"& Spike, we need to talk" i said.

"About what?" Asked Sunset.

"A problem" i responded.

"What kinda Problem?" asked Rainbow.

"...the threat against humanity type" i said.

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After school we, me & the girls + Spike, went back to the junkyard. I was currently sitting on my hood.

"Ok, what's so dangerous, that it threatens the entire world?" Asked Sunset.

"Decepticons" i replied.

"Decepti-Whats?" Asked Rainbow.

"Decepticons... evil cybertronians, my speci-... my new species" i said.

"Wait... there are more of you?" Asked Sunset.

"Kinda... they arent... whats a good word for it... oh i got it, they aren't displaced like me, they've been in this universe the whole time" i said.

"How is that even possible?!?" Asked Twilight.

"I don't know, it just is" i said.

"Ok, how meany Decepticons are we talking about here?" Asked Sunset.

"With luck, 5 maximum" i said.

"Without luck?" Asked Rainbow.

"6 minimum" i said.

"Wait, how does adding one Decepticon make this that much worse?" Asked Twilight.

"Because that one would be Megatron, leader of the Decepticons" i said. "I personally hope he's not here" i finished.

"Ok, who do you thinks here?" Asked AppleJack.

"Well the one i saw last night was Mohawk, if he's here so is the rest of his crew" i said.

"& who's that?" Asked Pinkie.

"Decepticons Onslaught, DreadBot, Berserker & Nitro" i said.

"Ok what are they like, we need to be ready for when they show up" said Sunset.

"Mohawks a reckless punk, Onslaughts i sargent in the Decepticon military, DreadBots a reckless psycho, Nitros captain of the Decepticon air force & also leader when Megatron ain't around & finally Berserker... he's... how do i put this?... hes... hes a vampire..." i said. All the girls just looked at me for awhile.

"Your... your joking... right?" Asked Pinkie.

"About Berserker being a vampire? I wish i was joking" i said. We sat there for about ten minutes so they could take that bit of news in.

"Ok i think we've had enough time to take that in" said Sunset. "Now, you said the evil Cybertronians were called Decepticons, what about the good ones?" She finished.

"There called Autobots" i said. "Autobots Vs. Decepticons, or if you go of the slang terms given to each team by the opposite team, Autobites Vs. Decepticreeps" i said.

"Which team was the character you got turned into on?" Asked Rainbow.

"...Decepticons... more specifically the team of Decepticreeps well be fighting" i said.

"One of your favorite fictional characters is a villain?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah" i said nonchalantly.

"Are you insane?" Asked Rarity.

"Kinda, yeah" i replied.

"Ok, in the world you now have the pleasure of coming from, how long has this... civil war been going on?" Asked Sunset.

"They never specifically say in the universe im now from, but in other versions of it the war's been going on for 70 million years, but in the version i'm from less than 65 million years, but most likely over 40 million" i said.

"40 million years..." said Twilight.

"Minimum" i added.

"Wow..." said the girls & Spike.

"So... who was the original Cybertronian?" Asked Sunset & Twilight.

"The original two Cybertronians where Primus and Unicron... both of which where guys, before one of you make an Adam & Eve joke... if there names are even still Adam & Eve in this world" i said.

"No offense, but your species is mechanical in nature... how where those two made?" Asked Rainbow.

"The Allspark... i cube that creates mechanical life like Cybertronians, built by Quintessa... she's a really evil bitch" i said.

"Wait, the alien that is pretty much responsible for your species is evil?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah, ain't that a bitch" i answered. "Worst part is she killed all the dinosaurs to make the Allspark" i finished.

"She's the reason the dinosaurs went extinct?!?" They all asked.

"Yeah, like i said, real evil bitch" i said.

"Wha... i..." Twilight mumbled. With that the girls decided to leave so they could go home & take all this in.

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5 minutes later

"You can come out Mohawk... i know you're there" i said seemingly to no one.

"You always were a better scout than me" Mohawk said as he came out of hiding.

"I was always better at a lot of things then are entire crew" i said.

"No, no... my crew, you left" he said.

"I thought it was Nitro's crew now... he seemed like the best choice... after me & Megatron of course" i said.

"You're trying to piss me off aren't you?" he asked.

"Yes, yes i am" i said.

"You're a real dick you know that" said Mohawk.

"Hey... i'm not 100% a dick" i said.

"What ever helps you sleep at night" said Mohawk.

"What do you & the guys want with this planet?" I asked.

"You know i'm glad you asked that cuss i wanted to take this time to tell you our evil plan" said Mohawk as he jumped at me. I quickly transformed & grabbed the bugger by the throat.

"Nice try, but you gotta be quicker than that" i said mocking him.

"Your... a... dick..." he choked out.

"& your a prick" i said squeezing his neck tighter. "Now there's two ways this plays out, 1. You go back to base & tell the rest of your friends to never leave it again or 2. I fucking kill you right now, which do you want to do?" I asked threateningly.

"..." he tried to say.

"I'm sorry, what was that?" I asked mockingly.

"..." he tried to say again.

"One more try, what was that?" I asked again.

"I... choe-" he tried to say.

"You choose option 2, how noble of you" i said as i squeezed his neck to nothing. Next thing i knew his head landed between my feet, then i dropped his body.

To be continued...

Author's Note

Do you guys think i should add the gore tag because of that last scean? If yes then i will.