Chapter 1
I don't understand what's worse meeting a ridiculously stupid pony or meeting by far the most evil pony in existence ,*sighs* this is what I get for trying the impossible...,I'm Random Question from the Manehattan Times and I'm currently stuck in the Dark Matter Universe, thanks to this mare who calls herself "Empress Flutterscare"(if your wondering how I even got here,I had found this weird portal thing in my house and had went inside),let me tell you the story of how I ended up in the Dark Matter Universe....
(Ultimare Universe,Random Question's house)
It was a normal day at first and I was just getting out of bed,so after that I got my coffee and bagel, when I was done with breakfast I had went to my room and I looked around for my favorite hat.
"Ugh,where is the gosh darn thing!"I said before eventually finding it in my closet,it was there that I found the weird portal thing as well.
"The Hell...?" I muttered to myself as I checked it out.
"Heh, might as well see what's on the other side of this damn thing."I said as I put on my hat an went into the portal.
Next thing I knew I wound up just outside Canterlot Castle, you could say that I was shocked.
"How in Tartarus did I end up here ?"I said to myself.
I was just about to get closer to the castle,'til I noticed a really frightening sight,it was a mare who looked like if she came from the pits of Hell itself, she had dark pink mane and her body was a darkish yellow, she had dark aura that came out of her eyes and it had covered parts of her body,mane,wings and tail, giving her a really intimidating look, what had scared me the most was the fangs that jutted out of her mouth,she seemed to be the very definition of evil,what made it worse was that she was staring directly at me.
"Well....,your a rare sight,what is your name Changeling?"the mare said.
"M-me?!"I said.
"Yes you." she said.
"I'm Random Question and I work for the-"I said before getting cut off.
"Shut the fuck up! I only asked your name not your gosh darn job!"the mare said.
"W-who are you?"I said.
"I'm glad you asked,I am Empress Flutterscare and this is my castle,now what are you doing here?"Flutterscare said.
"I'm not sure, I was at my house and was lookin' for my hat and then all of a sudden I was here."I said.
The Empress chukles at me and then tells me to follow her,which I did,to tell the truth the guards that were there gave me this "please save us" look as we passed them,since I wasn't in my usual disguise I sent them the traditional Changeling "I don't give a fuck" glare which surprisingly sent them packing.
"You have got to teach me that look,it would help to keep those worthless guards in line."the Empress commented.
"Uh...,sure maybe"I said.
The Empress simply chuckles.
It didn't take long for us to reach the throne room of the castle, it also didn't take long for me to suddenly get tackled by a purple blur.
"Yay! Sparkle got bad guy! Do Sparkle get prize now?"the mare that tackled me said.
"No you fucking idiot,he's our guest,now get off of him!"Flutterscare said.
"Oooooh,oopsie,I sowrry,name Sparkle Duskmoon, what yoyrs?" Sparkle says before getting off of me,she was a lavender colored unicorn with a really messy purple mane,by the way she had spoke, it was pretty clear that she wasn't the brightest star in the galaxy.
"I'm Random Question." I said.
"Kk*giggles*"Sparkle said.
"What are you even doing here? Don't you have somepony else to fucking annoy?"Flutterscare asked the dimwitted unicorn.
"Nope all are busy end no fun,but he seem super fun!"Sparkle says while poiting to me.
"Me...?"I said.
"Yah you fun,yoyre the first ever ponie..."she had suddenly cut off and then said in a much more pronounced tone "that isn't effected by my mind reading, normally I would be use my err...,other side to distract you until I have read your mind and then I would know everything about you,but for some reason your immune!"Sparkle said.
"I'm a Changeling, we block our minds so others cannot force us to betray our queen or get us to spill any info about our hives,Guess it came in handy for once."I said.
"Aww,yoyre no fun..."Sparkle says before leaving the room.
"Good riddance..."Flutterscare said.
I laughed for a bit but I was silenced by a guardspony.
The guard then whispers to me "Are you fucking crazy,Laughter isn't allowed in the Empress's castle."
"Oh,whoops my bad."I said.
"Bah, don't worry 'bout it, your a guest here" The Empress said.
"Ok so what do I do now?"I said.
"Do whatever,I don't care as long as you don't piss me off your fine."The Empress said.
"Err...um...E-empress Flutterscare ?"a nervous voice said,I noticed that the voice belonged to a cyan pegasus, her mane had only three colors in it blue,purple and indigo.
"What is it Darkbow !"Flutterscare said.
"Eep! uh t-that c-changling isn't from this world..."Darkbow said quietly.
"Tell me something I don't already know dumbass."Flutterscare said.
"W-what! You-you knew!"Darkbow said.
"His aura is different from our own yet he isn't on the "good" side,isn't that right Random?"Flutterscare said.
"Huh? Oh right,yeah I never really cared for whose side I was on, as long as I got the intel I needed that's all that had mattered."I said.
"See if you were about as useful as him, we wouldn't have those damned rebels knocking on our door every...FUCKING...MINUTE!!!!"Flutterscare said.
"Eep!"Darkbow says before flying out of the room in fear.
"*sighs* Sorry 'bout that she's one of the few ponies who piss me off."Flutterscare said.
"holy shit..."I said.
"Rotten Apple!" The Empress said.
"Yes empress, you called?"Rotten Apple said in an almost monotone voice.
"Find a way to send this Changeling home and while your at I want to bring our prisoner here."Flutterscare said.
"Understood Empress Flutterscare, I'll see what I can do."Rotten Apple said.
"Good while she's busy with that...*evil chuckle*,Let's have some fun shall we!"Empress Flutterscare said before slowly advancing towards me.
"W-wait what are you-"I was cut of as soon as she put her hoof on my chest,to tell the truth I was horrified.?
"Oh..., did you really think that I was gonna let you leave alive Changeling..,oh goodness no...,he heh heh,now... you just relax,this won't hurt a bit..."Flutterscare says before laughing in an evil way.
All I could say at that moment was "Oh crap...."
Suddenly her eyes had changed,they no longer had the dark aura and then she had just stopped.
"O-oh dear! I'm so sorry,please leave this place and never return, hurry I can't keep the darkness back for long!"Flutterscare said.
I didn't even ask, I had ran as quickly as I could from the castle.
I never knew why she had suddenly let me go but I knew not to question it, I eventually managed to find the portal that had sent me here and was about to leave when I was tackled once more by Sparkle Duskmoon.
"Yay Sparkle get you!"she said.
"What are you doing!?"I said.
"Notin' I having fun!" Sparkle said.
"What?"I said in confusion.
"Yoyre friend right? Sparkle like friend and want em to stay!"Sparkle says happily.
"Sparkle Duskmoon, leave him be,if he wants to go let him." a monotone voice said.
"Aww yoyre no fun Enkip..."Sparkle said.
I thanked Enkip and was finally able to leave, I never want to end up back in that horrible world again...
Author's Note
I don't know what to say....,but at least this story is finally finished.
