Fusion was casually trotting through town, looking around for something to do. Ponyville was a nice place and everything, but it wasn’t the most exciting town around. If there was a bacon club then maybe Fusion would have something to do, but as it stands... there was nothing. Fusion daily routine is usually just wake up, go to work, return home, sleep and end of the day. He needed to witness something new, something weird, something… fucked.
Fusion’s trail of thoughts got quickly interrupted as he noticed a minty green unicorn stand by a table in the middle of the pathway that he was walking on. On her table were several books which looked like they were from old ancient times. Next to her book display were was also a sign which read “The Wonders Of Humans”. Due to curiosity in what the fuck a “humans” is, Fusion walked up to the table with an eyebrow raised.
“Umm.. what the fuck is a humans?” Fusion asked the minty green unicorn
The unicorn looked up at Fusion, a huge smile forming on her face.
“A human is a creature that is unknown by us ponies! A human is kind of like an ape” She says, pulling up a self-made drawing she made of a human “except that they have no fur and they look a tiny bit different”
Fusion looked at the drawing.. it looked really really reaaaaally fucking weird… he liked it.
“I wanna know more about humans!” Fusion said excitedly
The unicorn clapped her hooves together.
“Yay! Well let’s start with this” She says, taking a book with her magic and flipping through random pages until she found what she is looking for
The title of the page was called “Fingers”, and it showed several diagrams and pictures of weird sausage thingies.
“These are called fingers, they are what humans have instead of hooves” She said, pointing at the pictures “They allow humans to easily pick up objects since they actually have no magic”
“Wooooow” Fusion gasped “I want those! Where can I buy a fingers?!”
The unicorn giggled, looking at the excited pegasus.
“You can’t buy them anywhere, humans are naturally born with them the same way unicorns are naturally born with a horn”
“Awww…” Fusion’s ears dropped in disappointment, but then quickly perked back up “I HAVE AN IDEA!”
Fusion quickly gave the unicorn a hug and ran off, he had a plan and it was a damn good plan. The unicorn watched him run off, a smile on her face. Finally a pony who understood her obsession, it’s just a shame no pony else shared the same interests.
~A Few Moments Later~
“So now I want those FUACKING fingers!” Fusion yelled excitedly
“Of course” Discord said, wrapping himself all over Fusion “Aaaaanything for my little bacon friend”
Discord wrapped himself all over Fusion like a snake, making Fusion unable to move even a muscle. Discord then disappeared and poked his minimized head out of Fusion’s ear.
“Buuuut I do deserve something for this, don’t I?” Discord said in a sing sung voice
Fusion rolled his eyes, obviously Discord would want something in exchange for a little magic.
“Well I know a guy who makes body pillows, I coooould make a Fluttershy body pillow for y-“
“DEAL!” Discord said excitedly, cutting Fusion off
Discord did always have a secret crush on Fluttershy, but only Fusion has a brain questionable enough to find out Discord’s secret fantasies. Fusion did promise Discord not to tell anypony, even though Fusion constantly tells him to finally confess his weird bestiality love to Fluttershy.
Discord jumped out of Fusion’s ear, doing a front flip and landing expertly onto the ground. Fusion stared at the crazy lizard dragon thing, wondering if Discord may be even weirder than him. It would be a difficult thing to accomplish, but he didn't doubt Discord's weirdness levels. Discord's house alone could crown him several weirdness awards, but at least Fusion was the weirdest horse as far as he knew.
Discord snapped his fingers, a magic aura coming out of thin air and wrapping itself around both of Fusion's front hooves. It felt warm and soft, much like shoving your hoof up a teddy bear's ass. There was something both unnerving and comforting about it. Fusion looked down as his hooves began to glow and wobble around like jelly on crack. His eyes widened as Discord stood back and watched, Discord's mind only fixated on the amazing Fluttershy body pillow he will be getting very soon.
A sudden burst of light caught both of their attentions, covering their eyes from the blinding amount of light that emerged from Fusion's hooves. The magical aura staying around his hooves like a pair of gloves, but it slowly began sinking into the hooves. The aura got smaller and smaller until it was gone and his hooves began to do the jelly effect even harder. Then suddenly... they stopped and 5 weird stick sausage things remained on his hooves.
"F-fingers! Just like I saw in the book!" Fusion exclaimed, both excited and horrified
He felt the joints getting stronger in his new gotten fingers, but still unable to figure out how to move them around. He stared long and hard at them, his mouth gaped open in awe as he took in the beautiful sight.
"Sooooooo, wheres my reward?"
Fusion looked up at Discord grinning as he walked towards him.
"Yea yea, here" Fusion said, pulling out a small note out of his scarf "This note has the pony's address and shit, hopefully you can fi-"
Discord already ran off with the note, love hearts in his eyes as he imagined all of the things he will do with that amazing pillow. Fusion just continued to stare at his new sausages, his eyesight glued to the amazing beauties.
"I just have to try them out... But how?" Fusion said to himself, his head filled with possibilities of what he could do
Suddenly the perfect idea struck his brain, making his smile turn into a devious grin. He had a plan.. but for this... he needed his marefriend.
~An Hour Later~
"Mmmm~ Fusion~" Shiny moaned, her eyes closed as her body started to loosen up "Keep going, it feel soooooo good~"
"I don't plan on stopping anytime soon" Fusion smirked as he looked down at his mare, using his newly gotten fingers on her
Fusion was already in love with his fingers, but it did take Shiny a few minutes for her brain to process what the fuck her stallion was telling her. But Fusion knew that at this point Shiny loved his fingers too. He quickly learned how to control them, but he found it difficult to be able to control one finger at a time. Shiny was in pure bliss right now, she never felt something as amazing as Fusion's fingers in her most sensitive area.
"H-harder please~" Shiny said, blushing slightly
"You got it sweetie" Fusion said, scratching behind her ear harder
Shiny moaned out louder, making Fusion happy that his mare was enjoying this totally innocent and amazing scratch behind the ears. Shiny was sitting by the edge of the bed, and Fusion sat behind her. Suddenly Shiny turned her head around to face him, her cheeks flushing an adorable dark red.
"Whats up?" Fusion asked
"Fusion.. please... finger my pussy"
~Meanwhile at Discord's house~
..Well... the less you know about whats going on there, the better.
