Chap. 1: I Am WarMachine

Im not sure how many times you've heard this, but i dont really care, im a tell you my story anyway.
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My names Thomas Quill i was at comicon, duh, i was going as WarMachine from Captain America Civil War, when i came across a guy cosplaying The Tinkerer. He was selling Roady's solder mounted laser rifle that becomes a taser baton, the only thing missing from my cosplay.

"How much for that?" I asked pointing to my weapon of chose.

"For a matching cosplay, a great one at that, $100" he said.

"Sold!" I responded handing him the money & taking the weapon. "Thanks man" i concluded as i walked away. After i put it on my cosplay i saw a bright light. "Oh son of a-" i tried to say before being knocked unconscious.
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Canterlot High School, Back Field, 2:20PM

"OK... WHAT THE FUCK?!?" i yelled. "where the actual fuck am i?" i asked as i sat up & looked to my left. "im in a school field... why?" i asked. "wait... son of a bitch, that dispersing at comicon shit was real, what the fuck..." i said as i stood up. "Wait, i have a functional HUD... am i in actual WarMachine armor?" i asked.

"You act surprised Sir" said a female voice inside the armor.

"The fuck?, WarMachine's armors never had an A.I." a said.

"Not until you added me Sir" said the A.I. "your not suffering from amnesia, & my scanners dont lie" the A.I. continued.

"Right, um... did i give you a name?" I asked.

"You gave me the designation Karen" said... Karen. 'huh... i got Spidy's A.I., interesting' i thought.

*RING* 'oh shit, schools out' i thought.

"Hey Karen, can you get us the fuck out of here?" I asked.

"Where would you like to go Sir?" Asked Karen.

"Call me Thomas, and the nearest abandoned area" i said.

"Of curse Thomas" she said.
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Abandoned Junk Yard, Just Outside Town, 2:27PM

"A junk yard, really?" I asked.

"It was the only abandoned place within the area" said Karen.

"Whatever" i said. "Karen, can you find our exact location please?" I asked.

"Yes, Thomas" she said. "Location found: Abandoned Junk Yard, Canterlot City, California, U.S.A, Earth Milky-Way-" she tried to say.

"OK, i get it" i said. 'Canterlot City... oh shit, ive somehow been transported to the EqG universe... fantastic...' i thought sighing. "Karen can you find a girl by the name of Sunset Shimmer?" I asked.

"Yes Thomas" said Karen. "Found her" she continued.
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Sunset's apartment, 3PM

*Knock *knock *knock

"Im coming, im coming" said Sunset as she opened her door. "What do yo-" she stopped when she saw me.

"Hello" i said. "My names Thomas" i continued holding out my hand.

"Uh..." said Sunset. I looked to my hand.

"Oh, sorry" i said. "Karen please take of the suit" i continued.

"Yes Thomas" said Karen as my suit opened up & i stepped out.

"Sorry about that" i said holding out my hand again. this time she took my hand, be it hesitantly.

"Uh..." she said pointing to the WarMachine suit.

"Oh, right" i said. "Karen, please park the suit somewhere no one will find it" i said as the suit started walking over to the couch & siting on it. "Really Karen?" i asked.

"No one will find it here" she said.

"What ever" i said. "I apologize for her" i said to Sunset.

"Who are you?" Asked Sunset.

"Im Thomas Quill" i said. "& the voice inside the suit is my A.I. Karen" i continued.

"What is even with that?" Asked Sunset pointing to my suit.

"Oh that, thats my armor" i said.

"Armor for what?" Asked Sunset.

"War" i said. "I am WarMachine after all" i continued.

"Right" she said pulling out her phone.
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Abandoned Junk Yard, 3:33PM

"Where are they?" Asked Sunset.

"Sorry where late Sunset" said Twilight Sparkle as she and the rest of the Human Seven walked up to her. "Whats the problem this time?" she asked.

"Yeah, who's ass do we need to kick?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Actually, this isn't about some villain from Equestria" said Sunset.

"The what is this all about?" asked Rarity as i crashed into the ground, in my armor, doing the super hero landing.

"Him" said Sunset as i stood up.

"Who the hell is this?" asked Rainbow.

"Im WarMachine" i said as the suit started opening, then i walked out. "But you can call me Thomas" i concluded.

"Are you a super hero?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Id actually had to have saved someone for me to be even a hero, so no im not a super hero, but thats what i built this suit for" i said.

"So... your not a super hero, but you want to be a super hero?" Pinkie asked.

"Sounds about right" i said.

"Awesome!" Rainbow said.

"You built this?" Asked Twilight.

"That i did" i said.

"He also built me" said Karen.

"Who said that?" All the girls minus Sunset asked at the same time.

"That would be Karen, my A.I." i said.

"You Made artificial intelligence?!?" Asked Twilight.

"That he did Ms. Sparkle" said Karen.

"How did you know my name?" asked Twilight.

"She ran a background check on all of you, anything & everything thats been made public about you, she knows now" i said.

"Including-" Sunset tried to say.

"Yes, including your Pony Girl Powers" i said.

"Well that cats out of the bag" said Apple Jack.

"What else do you know about us?" asked Rarity.

"Me, not much, but Karen knows everything" i said.

"A A.I. that knows everything about me & my friends, now theirs a scary thought" said Sunset.

"I promise you Ms. Shimmer, that i will not use this info against you & your friends, & the only soul i shall ever give this info to is Sir Thomas" said Karen.

"You shouldn't give it to me with out there permission Karen, that would be an invasion of there privacy" i said.

"Of course Thomas" said Karen.

"So, who has Questions?" i asked.

To be continued...