WarMachine

by Barricade Pax

Rating: mature
Tags: Alternate Universe, Comedy, Avengers, Other, Equestria Girls, Science Fiction, Main 7 (EqG), Profanity, Random, Violence, Crossover, Death, Human, Gore
Length: 9750

Went to comicon as WarMachine from "Captain America Civil War" and bought some stuff from The Tinkerer from "Spider-Man Homecoming" and now im in an alternate version of the EqG universe

Theme Song: War Machine by AC/DC

My names Thomas Quill & this year i saved up enough money to go to Comic-Con, i went as WarMachine from Captain America Civil War & bought some stuff from a guy cosplaying as The Tinkerer from Spider-Man Homecoming, now im stuck in an alternate version of the EqG universe... what fun...

Published 2017-11-28 20:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2019-12-29 03:02:30 UTC

MARK I: Displaced

Chap. 1: I Am WarMachine

Im not sure how many times you've heard this, but i dont really care, im a tell you my story anyway.
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My names Thomas Quill i was at comicon, duh, i was going as WarMachine from Captain America Civil War, when i came across a guy cosplaying The Tinkerer. He was selling Roady's solder mounted laser rifle that becomes a taser baton, the only thing missing from my cosplay.

"How much for that?" I asked pointing to my weapon of chose.

"For a matching cosplay, a great one at that, $100" he said.

"Sold!" I responded handing him the money & taking the weapon. "Thanks man" i concluded as i walked away. After i put it on my cosplay i saw a bright light. "Oh son of a-" i tried to say before being knocked unconscious.
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Canterlot High School, Back Field, 2:20PM

"OK... WHAT THE FUCK?!?" i yelled. "where the actual fuck am i?" i asked as i sat up & looked to my left. "im in a school field... why?" i asked. "wait... son of a bitch, that dispersing at comicon shit was real, what the fuck..." i said as i stood up. "Wait, i have a functional HUD... am i in actual WarMachine armor?" i asked.

"You act surprised Sir" said a female voice inside the armor.

"The fuck?, WarMachine's armors never had an A.I." a said.

"Not until you added me Sir" said the A.I. "your not suffering from amnesia, & my scanners dont lie" the A.I. continued.

"Right, um... did i give you a name?" I asked.

"You gave me the designation Karen" said... Karen. 'huh... i got Spidy's A.I., interesting' i thought.

*RING* 'oh shit, schools out' i thought.

"Hey Karen, can you get us the fuck out of here?" I asked.

"Where would you like to go Sir?" Asked Karen.

"Call me Thomas, and the nearest abandoned area" i said.

"Of curse Thomas" she said.
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Abandoned Junk Yard, Just Outside Town, 2:27PM

"A junk yard, really?" I asked.

"It was the only abandoned place within the area" said Karen.

"Whatever" i said. "Karen, can you find our exact location please?" I asked.

"Yes, Thomas" she said. "Location found: Abandoned Junk Yard, Canterlot City, California, U.S.A, Earth Milky-Way-" she tried to say.

"OK, i get it" i said. 'Canterlot City... oh shit, ive somehow been transported to the EqG universe... fantastic...' i thought sighing. "Karen can you find a girl by the name of Sunset Shimmer?" I asked.

"Yes Thomas" said Karen. "Found her" she continued.
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Sunset's apartment, 3PM

*Knock *knock *knock

"Im coming, im coming" said Sunset as she opened her door. "What do yo-" she stopped when she saw me.

"Hello" i said. "My names Thomas" i continued holding out my hand.

"Uh..." said Sunset. I looked to my hand.

"Oh, sorry" i said. "Karen please take of the suit" i continued.

"Yes Thomas" said Karen as my suit opened up & i stepped out.

"Sorry about that" i said holding out my hand again. this time she took my hand, be it hesitantly.

"Uh..." she said pointing to the WarMachine suit.

"Oh, right" i said. "Karen, please park the suit somewhere no one will find it" i said as the suit started walking over to the couch & siting on it. "Really Karen?" i asked.

"No one will find it here" she said.

"What ever" i said. "I apologize for her" i said to Sunset.

"Who are you?" Asked Sunset.

"Im Thomas Quill" i said. "& the voice inside the suit is my A.I. Karen" i continued.

"What is even with that?" Asked Sunset pointing to my suit.

"Oh that, thats my armor" i said.

"Armor for what?" Asked Sunset.

"War" i said. "I am WarMachine after all" i continued.

"Right" she said pulling out her phone.
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Abandoned Junk Yard, 3:33PM

"Where are they?" Asked Sunset.

"Sorry where late Sunset" said Twilight Sparkle as she and the rest of the Human Seven walked up to her. "Whats the problem this time?" she asked.

"Yeah, who's ass do we need to kick?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Actually, this isn't about some villain from Equestria" said Sunset.

"The what is this all about?" asked Rarity as i crashed into the ground, in my armor, doing the super hero landing.

"Him" said Sunset as i stood up.

"Who the hell is this?" asked Rainbow.

"Im WarMachine" i said as the suit started opening, then i walked out. "But you can call me Thomas" i concluded.

"Are you a super hero?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Id actually had to have saved someone for me to be even a hero, so no im not a super hero, but thats what i built this suit for" i said.

"So... your not a super hero, but you want to be a super hero?" Pinkie asked.

"Sounds about right" i said.

"Awesome!" Rainbow said.

"You built this?" Asked Twilight.

"That i did" i said.

"He also built me" said Karen.

"Who said that?" All the girls minus Sunset asked at the same time.

"That would be Karen, my A.I." i said.

"You Made artificial intelligence?!?" Asked Twilight.

"That he did Ms. Sparkle" said Karen.

"How did you know my name?" asked Twilight.

"She ran a background check on all of you, anything & everything thats been made public about you, she knows now" i said.

"Including-" Sunset tried to say.

"Yes, including your Pony Girl Powers" i said.

"Well that cats out of the bag" said Apple Jack.

"What else do you know about us?" asked Rarity.

"Me, not much, but Karen knows everything" i said.

"A A.I. that knows everything about me & my friends, now theirs a scary thought" said Sunset.

"I promise you Ms. Shimmer, that i will not use this info against you & your friends, & the only soul i shall ever give this info to is Sir Thomas" said Karen.

"You shouldn't give it to me with out there permission Karen, that would be an invasion of there privacy" i said.

"Of course Thomas" said Karen.

"So, who has Questions?" i asked.

To be continued...

MARK II: MARVEL

Chap. 2: Displaced

"How has someone like you gone unnoticed for so long?" Asked Rarity.

"Oh, simple really, im from another Earth" i said. "Im what you'd call a Displaced" i concluded

"A Displaced?" Asked Twilight.

"A person ripped from there world and put into another against there will with no way back to there home world" i said.

"You can never go back home?" Asked Fluttershy. "That's awful!" She said.

"Yeah, yeah it is... but on the bright side, i get a chance to start over" i said. "Can never go wrong with a reset button" i continued.

"I can understand that sentiment" said Sunset.

"So, when did you get here?" Asked Apple Jack.

"About 2 hours ago" i said.

"So why did you contact Sunset?" Asked Rainbow.

"Well i looked into her file with Karen, figured shed be the perfect person to talk to about interdenominational travel & the like" i said.

"That's a fair point" said Twilight.

"So what are you gonna do now that your stuck here?" Asked Rarity.

"Do what i made this suit for, be a hero" i said.

"Your a bit young to be a hero" said Rainbow.

"So are you" I said.

"Fair point" Rainbow said.

"So, theirs really no way back to your home?" asked Pinkie.

"Theirs no way back to my world, but there is a way for me to visit other worlds" i said.

"Really, how?" Asked AJ.

"Well i take something i give a shit about focus my energy into it & send it into the void, witch makes infinite copy's of it so other Displaced can find it & summon me" i said.

"How do you know about all of this if you were just Displaced?" Asked Twilight.

"That, is an excellent question" i said. "With a not so simple answer" i continued.

"How so?" Asked Sunset.

"Its complicated" i said.

"Uncomplicate it" said Rainbow.

"Well Displaced, even tho they cant get back to there home world, there autobiography's they write about there adventures as a Displaced, somehow do get back to there home world, we still dont know how" i said.

"That wasn't that complicated" said Pinkie.

"I've got the feeling theirs more hes not telling us" said AJ.

"Well for some reason or another, Displaced are always sent to a version of your world or the world of Equis" i said.

"Wait... so when your Displaced, your either sent to a version of this reality or a version of Equestria?" Asked Sunset.

"That's what i said, yes" i said.

"Why only those 2 worlds?" Asked Rarity.

"Like i said, no one knows" i said.

"Wow... wait, do you have a place to stay?" Asked Pinkie.

"No, no i dont" i said.

"Sorry but i cant bring you home, not sure how Maud will react to me bringing home a strange boy" said Pinkie.

"I cant either, my apartments to small" said Sunset.

"My house is full" said Fluttershy.

"So is mine" said Twilight.

"& mine" said Rarity.

"I cant give you a place to sleep, but i can give you a place to store your armor" said AJ.

"Wait... no, he is not staying with me" said Rainbow.

"Rainbow, you live alone" said Sunset.

"And?" Asked Rainbow.

"Darling, your place is the only one with enough room for him to stay" said Rarity.

"Uh... fine" Rainbow said through gritted teeth.

"Great, ill follow you" I said to AJ as i got back in my armor.
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AJ's Farm, Barn, 4PM

"Thanks for letting me store my suit here" i said.

"No problem partner" said AJ.

"What about Karen, isn't she stuck in that suit?" Asked Rainbow.

"Actually i am not limited to the suit Ms. Dash" said Karen's voice from my smart watch.

"OK then, we ready to go?" Asked Rainbow.

"Yeah, thanks again AJ" i said.

"See yeah latter AJ" said Rainbow.

"Your welcome, see yeah" said AJ.
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Rainbows house, 4:30PM

"Your rooms the first one on the left" said Rainbow.

"Thanks again for letting me stay here" i said.

"Yeah Whatever" said Rainbow heading to her room.

"Nice talk" i said.
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Same Location, 6:30AM

*BRRRRING *BRRRRING *BRRRRING, i could here a faint alarm in the distance.

"Rise & shine mother-fucker" Yelled Rainbow as she burst into the guest room.

"What the fuck?!?" i yelled as i fell out of the bed.

"Ha ha ha... that was priceless" said Dash.

"What time is it?" I asked as i got off the ground.

"7AM" Rainbow said. "Hurry up, well be late for school" she concluded.

"I dont even go to your school" i said.

"Yeah, but i dont trust you here alone" said Dash.

"Fair enough, lest go" i said.

"We dont need to leave right now" said Rainbow.

"We do if i want to stop by the farm and check on my armor" i said.

"Really?" Rainbow asked.

"Yes" i said. "Now lets go, please" i said.

"Fine" said Dash.
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AJ's Farm, 7:15AM

"Howdy y'all" said AJ as we pulled up. "Was up?" She asked as we got out of Dash's car.

"Im checking on my suit before we go to school" i said as i went into the barn. I walked up to my armor and took of the laser gun/taser. "I am WarMachine, who ever finds this weapon must be worthy of my aid, so you tell me... are you worthy?" I said focusing my energy into it. "& away you go" i said throwing it at the wall, but before it collided a portal opened and it went through it. "That was easy" i said before the portal opened up again and my weapon flew out and smashed into my junk. "OW!" i yelled holding onto my junk as i fell to my knees. i eventually got over it & put my weapon back on my suit & walked back out to Rainbow & AJ.

"You OK? We heard you scream out in pain" said AJ.

"Im fine, who's ready for school?" I asked before a portal opened up in front of us. "Never mind, some one found my token" i said. "Karen summon the armor" i said as my armor flew out of the barn & formed around me, like Tony's armor in Iron Man Three. "OK, ill be back in a couple hours" i said as i flew through the portal.

"We never speak of this again" said AJ.

"Agreed" said Dash

To be continued...
In RoadBlock Chap. 11: WarMachine Part I

MARK III: Mane Hero 8; Age of Ultron

Chap. 3: RoadBlock Part II

AJ's Barn, 7:17AM

"It's good to be back" i said as I walked back through the portal & it closed behind me.

"That was quick" said Dash.

"Yeah, you where only gone for 2 minutes" said AJ.

"I was gone way longer then that" i said.

"It's because in the two different dimensions time flows differently" said Karen.

"That makes sense" i said. "So, school?" I asked as i got out of my armor.

"Shit!, everyone in my car now" said Rainbow.
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CHS, 7:30AM

"Made it, with 10 minutes to spare" said Dash as we all got out of the car.

"Your gonna want to go to the office" said AJ.

"Why?" I asked.

"To register as a student" said Rainbow.

"Right" i said.
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Same Location, 7:33AM

*Knock* *knock* *knock*

"Come in" said Celestia as i entered her office. "You here to register?" She asked.

"That i am" i said.

"Name?" She asked.

"Thomas Quill" i said.

"Age?" she asked.

"17" i said.

"Mm-hmm" she said. "OK, hears your schedule" she concluded.

"Really?, It's that easy?" I asked. "Just walk in here, talk to you then boom your a student & can start the same day?" I continued as i started walking backwards to the door.

"Yes, its that easy" she said as i walked through the door.
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Same Location, 7:37AM

I took this moment to look at my schedule.

"1st Period: US History, 2nd Period: English 11, 3rd Period: P.E., 4th Period: Advisory, Lunch, 5th Period: Financial Algebra, 6th Period: Learning Lab, & last but not least, 7th Period: Computer Re-pare, that last one's gonna be fucking awesome!" I said.

*Later That Day, Right Before 7th Period*

OK, so far one of the girls has been in each of my classes: AJ in US History, Rarity in English 11, Rainbow in P.E., Fluttershy in Advisory, Sunset in Financial Algebra, & Pinkie in Learning Lab. 'wonder who's gonna be in my next one' i thought sarcastically walking into my finale class, Computer Repair.
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Same Location, Front Of School, 2:27PM

"So, how was your first day?" Asked Sunset.

"It wasn't half bad" i said as a portal opened up and a token came flying out & hit me in the junk.

"OW!!!, AGAIN?!?" I yelled in pain.

"HA HA, how does that happen twice in the same day?" Asked Rainbow clutching her stomach from laughing to hard.

"OK, who's token is this?" I asked as i picked it up. once i picked it up a portal opened & out drove a Mustang Saleen.

"Who are you?" I asked as it turned into a cop car.

"Oh... Barricade, was up?" I asked as he transformed into a robot.

"What are the odds that your the first Displaced i summoned & im the first Displaced you summoned?" Asked Barricade.

"Practically none existent, but yet it still happened" said Karen.

"You might want to turn back into a regular car before people start asking questions" i said.

"Fair point" said Barricade as he transformed back into his vehicle mode. "Anybody need a ride?" He asked once he was a car again.
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AJ's Barn, 2:57PM

"So does your suit fly to you like Iron Man's or do you have to come here every time you want the suit?" Asked Barricade.

"The suit can fly to me" i said.

"Who's Iron Man?" Asked Dash.

"Imagine my armor, but with way less visible weapons-" i tried to say.

"& the paint job has way more red & gold" said Barricade cutting me off.

"& the pilots an Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist." said Karen.

"What she said" me & Barricade said at the same time.

"Genius?" Asked Twilight interested.

"Billionaire?" Asked Rarity interested.

"Playboy?" Asked Pinkie interested.

"Philanthropist?" Asked Fluttershy interested.

"Calm your tits girls, Tony's in his 50's" i said.

"Oh..." said all 4 girls.

"How long has he been a hero?" Asked Rainbow.

"About 8 years" said Barricade.

"Started when he was 44" i said.

"What took him so long to become a hero?" Asked Sunset.

"Before he was Iron Man Mr. Stark was an egotistical dick, who sold weapons for a living" i said.

"Then he was involved in a terrorist attack & he decided to prevent people from being terrorized, by terrorizing the terrorizers" said Barricade.

"That's an interesting backstory" said AJ.

"How many super heroes are there on your world?" Asked Dash.

"A small army's worth" i said.

"Why?" asked Fluttershy worried.

"There was an idea, called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to, to fight the battles we never could. I wasn't part of that team, obviously, but Iron Man is" i said.

"Who else is part of 'The Avengers'?" Asked Rainbow.

"Well the official team consists of: Iron Man, the real WarMachine... ill explain that latter, & Vision" i said.

"Then you've got The Secret Avengers: Nomad, Ronin, Black Widow, Scarlet Witch, & Falcon" said Barricade.

"Then theirs the honorary Avengers/Secret Avengers: Spider-Man, Black Panther, Ant-Man, & Wasp" i said.

"You also got The Revengers: Thor, Hulk, Valkyrie, & Loki" said Barricade.

"Dont forget The Defenders: DareDevil, Jessica Jones, Luke Cage, & Iron Fist, also honorary member The Punisher" i said.

"& finally you've got The Guardians of The Galaxy: Star-Lord, Gamora, Drax, Rocket, Groot, & Mantis" said Barricade.

"That... is a lot of heroes" said Pinkie.

"26 to be exact" said Twilight.

"Why does your world need that meany heroes?" Asked Rarity.

"On average a city in my world, or the lintier world, or the whole galaxy is threatened 6 times a year" i said.

"Mine's only threatened every 2-3 years" said Barricade.

"Lucky bastered" i said.

"Wait, you said the 'real' WarMachine earlier, what did you mean?" Asked AJ.

"Barricade, our contract is complete" i said as a portal opened up behind him and sucked him through.

"Why'd you do that?" Asked Fluttershy. "It seemed a bit cruel, dont you think?" She asked.

"He didn't need to be here for this part, & maybe a little" i said.

"OK, so about this your not the 'real' WarMachine thing" said Sunset as the Human Seven looked at me.

"Its complicated, but it starts...

To be continued...

Author's Note

& that does it for my two part crossover between my two stories!

MARK IV: Civil War

Author's Note

sorry for the lengthy wait

Chap. 4: Origins

"...back on my home planet" i said. "I was a nerd & my favorite movie franchise known as the MCU, is a super hero film franchise that started with the release of... Iron Man... in 2008" i continued. "The 'real' WarMachine was introduced in Iron Man 2, in 2010" i continued. "The version of his suit i have is from Captain America Civil War, witch was released in 2016" i concluded.

"OK, wait... if the suit is from a movie how do you have it?" Asked Dash.

"That... is an excellent question" i said. "I went to Comic-Con cosplaying as that version of WarMachine, & when i bought something from a guy to complete my costume i got sent to this reality & the suit was the real deal." I concluded.

"Also, i came into existence" said Karen.

"How does that work?!?" Yelled Twilight.

"I have no fucking idea" i said. "I just know that's what happened & that this happens to shit ton's of people on my world" i continued.

"Getting sent to a different world as one of your favorite fictional characters is a normal occurrence on your planet?" Asked Sunset.

"Eyup" i said.

"Being pulled from your universe and sent to another as someone or something else with out any say in the matter... it just sounds so awful" said Fluttershy.

"Meh, could have been worse" i said.

"How so darling?" Asked Rarity.

"Could've been sent to one of the reality's where villains of equestria won" i said.

"People have been sent to those reality's?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah, not pretty... going off of what ive read" i said.

"How meany different versions of our reality our there?" Asked Twilight.

"One for every displaced, plus the original ones" i said.

"Original ones?, plural?" Asked Sunset.

"Yeah, cuss this reality is linked to its equestria, & every version of this reality has its own equestria" i said.

"OH, thats what you meant" said Twilight.

"You know the rest of you haven't said much this entire discussion, you can but in any time" i said.

"We've learned its best to leave all this science and magic shit to Sunset & Twilight" said AJ.

"Fair enough" i said. "Any other questions you wanna ask?" I asked.

"You probably have one of the easiest origin stories ever, your superhero states was just handed to you on a silver plate" said Dash.

"That wasn't a question, but your not wrong" i said. "Besides... to my knowledge, your guys's superhero states was handed to you as well" i continued.

"Touche" said Dash.

"Who was the robot guy? he seemed to no a lot about the fictional world your suit & Karen come from?" Asked Pinkie.

"That was Nathan, he got displaced to a parallel version of this world as Barricade" i said. "& before you ask Barricade is not from the same fictional property as me" i continued.

"OK, does anyone else have any questions?" Asked Dash as a couple moments of silence followed. "No?, OK." she continued. "I have one final question, is Thomas your real name or is that part of the character?" She asked.

"That's actually a reasonable question... im surprised your the one who asked it, but yes Thomas is my real name" i said.

"AJ?, Sunset?" Asked Dash.

"He's telling the truth" said AJ & Sunset.

"Is that one of your powers? or are you just really good at telling when someone's lying or not?" i asked.

"Im the second option there" said AJ.

"& im the first" said Sunset.

"Good to know" i said.

"Do you even know what are powers are?" Asked Rarity.

"if my info is right, You can make diamond shields that can be used as more then just shields" i said. "You throw sprinkles and they explode" i said pointing to Pinkie. "Your super strong & Your super fast" i said pointing to AJ then Dash. "You can talk to Animals, you can read minds, and you can levitate things" i said pointing to Fluttershy then Sunset then Twilight.

"All accurate" said Sunset.

"Karen?" I asked.

"We have protocols in place in case any of them become evil Sir, do not worry" said Karen.

"Your on top of things, good" i said.

"Yeah, well what if you become evil?" Asked Dash.

"The suit has a self destruct feature" i said as the girls looked at me in shock.

"That's... dark" said Rarity.

"The worlds not always sunshine and rainbows, best to learn that the easy way" i said.

"Did you learn that the easy way?" Asked Pinkie.

"Luckily, yes... i did" i said.

"That's a relief" said Pinkie.

"Im gonna go out and scout for crime" i said walking into my suit. "Call me if you NEED me" i said sending a group text of my number to all 7 girls and flying off.

"I really hate that man" said Dash.

"I dont know, he reminds me of someone i know" said Sunset smirking.

"Shove it" said Dash.
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Above The City, 3:27PM

"Incoming text from Ms. Dash Sir" said Karen.

"*Sigh* display it" i said.

*Me and the girls are having a sleep-over at Pinkies, only reason im inviting you is because i dont want you in my house alone*

"She also sent coordinates Sir" said Karen. "Will we be going to the sleep-over Sir?" She asked.

"We dont have much choice Karen" i said.
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Pinkie's House, 7PM

*Knock* *Knock*

"I've got it" said Pinkie as she opened the door.

"I brought Pizza" i said walking in.

"How'd you afford that?, Thought you didn't have money" said Dash.

"Pizza guy gave them to me after i saved him from a mugger" i said. "Hope you guys like Meat-Lovers and Hawaiian" i continued.

"There our favorites!!!" said Pinkie.

"My favorite is actually Veggie, but i do like these as well" said Sunset.

"Guess you have been human long enough to at least tolerate meat" i said.

"What are you guys waiting for?, Dig in!!!" Pinkie commanded.

"Dont have to tell me twice" i said.

To Be Continued...

MARK V: Black Panther

Chap. 5: S.H.I.E.L.D.

Same Location, 5 hours later

"Where are you going?" Asked Dash.

"Shouldn't you be asleep?" I asked.

"Shouldn't you?" She asked.

"Im going on patrol" i said.

"Fine, good riddance" she said as i walked through the door.

"I really hate that girl" i said as my suit flew to me.

"I dont know, she reminds me a lot of someone i know" said Karen.

"Shove it K" i said.
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Above The City, 5 Min. Later

"Police are in pursuit of a Spanish man in a black Dodge Charger" said the broadcast i hacked into.

"That sounds a lot like Robbie Riaz" i said as i started pursuing him as well.

"Pull over now!!!" i heard a cop yell.

"Dont worry copers, ive got him" i said flying over the cop cars and landing in front of the Charger, said car crashing into me & being forced to stop. "Step out of the car Sir" i demanded as he steeped out of the car, & to my... the opposite of surprise... he looked just like the actor that played Robbie.

"I dont want to fight you bro, just fly off like you saw nothin'" he said.

"I would, but then i wouldn't be a good superhero" i said. "Kinda my job to bring you in, sense you broke the law" i continued.

"Im trying to chase down a murderer" he said.

"Are you an official superhero?" I asked.

"Are you?" He asked.

"OK, lets track down a murderer" i said grabbing him by the collar of his shit and flying up.

"WHAT THE FUCK BRO?!?" He yelled.

"Witch way are we going?" I asked.

"That way" he said pointing west.
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5 minutes later

"Down there" he said pointing to an abandoned warehouse.

"Right" i said landing.

"Come out Uncle" he said as a man stepped out of the shadows, a man that looked just like Robbie's Uncle... shit, dont tell me.

"What are you doing here Robbie?" The man asked, oh fuck i was right...

"Im here to send you to hell, where you belong" said Robbie.

"Get it over with then" said Robbie's Uncle, i forgot his name, Robbie pulled a chain out of his jacket in response.

"Ill see you on the other side Uncle" he said as the chain caught on fire and he whipped it around him and Robbie pulled him closer as his skin melted reveling a skull on fire. "You have the blood of innocents on your hands, feel there pain" he said looking into his eyes then letting go of the body as it fell to the ground.

"Well, nice meting you... Ghost Rider" i said as i flew off.
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Above The City, 3 Min. Later

"OK, so i was sent to an EqG world where the marvel hero's exist... but then why didn't the girls know about any of those hero's?" I asked.

"That is an excellent question Sir" said Karen. "Maybe the event of Iron Man haven't happened yet in this timeline" she continued.

"They should of still known Captain America, unless hes a secret in this timeline" i said. "Witch he very well could be" i continued.

"Message from Ms. Dash... says its important" said Karen.

"Display it" i said.

*There's i guy with an eye patch here, says he's looking for you*

"Fuck... tell her im on my way" i said
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Pinkies House, 7 Min. Later

"Im here" i said.

"It's about damn time" Said Nick Fury. "I wouldn't Mo-" he tried to say.

"HawkEye & Black Widow have me in there sights dont they?" I asked.

"How'd you know about them?" Asked Nick.

"I know lots of things Nick, lots of things" i said.

"I doubt that" said Nick.

"Hows Captain Marvel doing?" I asked as his face changed from a smirk to serious in less then a second.

"OK, now i believe you" he said. "Im gonna need you to come with us" he continued.

"Yeah OK, chance to see the Helicariar... why would i pass that up?" I asked.

"Just one question before we leave... how have you kept Captain America a secret?" I asked.

"Ill explain on the way" said Fury.
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Helicariar, 1 Hour Later

"Welcome to-" Nick tried to say.

"Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division... S.H.I.E.L.D. for short" i said cutting him off.

"OK, cut the shit... how do you know all this?" Asked HawkEye.

"Movies & TV shows" i said. "You aware of multiverse theory?" I asked.

"Yes" said Nick.

"I come from a universe ware your all fictional characters" i said.

"Please tell me he's lying Nat" said HawkEye.

"He's not" said Black Widow.

"OK, how'd you get that suit?" Asked Nick.

"Went to comic-con as one of the characters from the universe you guys are" i said.

"If that where true, there'd be another version of you in this universe" said HawkEye.

"Except he hasn't become a hero yet" i said. "Neither has Tony Stark" i said.

"Tony Stark went missing 4 months ago" said Black Widow.

"Sir, Colonel James Rhodes found Tony Stark" said a agent.

"Here we go" i said.
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Helicariar, 2 Weeks Later

Me, Nick, Widow & HawkEye where watching Stark's press confrence

"The truth... the truth is, i am Iron Man" said Stark over the TV.

"& so it starts" i said.

"OK, Thomas... what next?" Asked Nick.

"Now, you guys wait for the event's of Iron Man II to happen, & i go back to my 'friends' in Canterlot" i said.
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CHS, 7:30AM

"Whats that?" Asked Pinkie pointing at me off in the distance.

"That would be awesomeness incarnate" i said landing in front of them.

"Where where you for 2 weeks?" They all asked as i stepped out of my suit & it flew off.

"With S.H.I.E.L.D." i said as a Dodge Charger pulled up next to us, & Robbie got out.

"What you looking at?" He Asked.

"Aren't you a bit old for high school?" Asked Dash.

"Yeah i am, but my Bro ain't" he said walking to the other side of the car and helping his crippled brother out of the car and putting him in a wheel chair.

"Hi" said Robbie's brother.

"What's your name?" Asked Twilight.

"Gabe, Gabe Reyes" said Gabe.

"Be good little Bro" Robbie says as he gets back in his car and drives off.

"Well, Welcome to CHS" said Sunset talking to Gabe.

To be continued...

MARK VI: Homecoming

Chap. 6: Superheros

After School

"Ware are you going?" Asked Dash.

"Patrolling" i said.

"Do you ever stop 'superheroing'?" She Asked.

"Nope" i said as my suit flew to me & i took off into the air.
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Above The City, 3 Minutes Later

"Attention all units, bank robbery in progress, sending coordinates" said the dispatch service i hacked into. after 2 minutes i arrived at the bank and landed in front of it as the robbers tried making a run for it.

"Howdy" i said punching the lead robber in the gut making him go flying back into the bank unconscious.

"How 'bout you 2, how you want to play this?" I asked as the through there weapons into the street. "Smart" i said clonking there heads together, knocking them out. then the cops showed up.

"Holy shit its Iron Man" one of them said.

"Wrong, you can call me WarMachine" i said flying back into the air.

"Everyone is questioning who this mysterious so called 'WarMachine' is-" said the news broadcast before Karen turned it off.

"Wont this cause problems once the 'real' WarMachine shows up?" Asked Karen.

"No, he can just go by Iron Patriot" i said.

"If you say so Sir" said Karen.

"How'd you get a hold of my tech?" Asked Tony from my com-links.

"You know Mr. Stark, thats a long story" i said. "How 'bout we meat up with Fury & talk about it" i said.

"Fury? that little shit" said Tony. "Where do we meat?" He asked.

"Sending coordinates" i said.

"Ill be there" said Tony.
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Helicariar, 30 Minutes Later

"OK Fury, how'd the pipsqueak get my tech?" Asked Tony.

"Multiverse" said Fury.

"So he's me from another universe?" Asked Tony.

"Not quite, im from a universe where your all fictional characters" i said.

"OK, then how'd you get the suit?" Asked Tony.

"Went to Comic-Con as character from your universe, then got sent to this dimension when i bought something from some guy" i said.

"So who where you cosplaying?" Asked Tony.

"WarMachine, Rhodey" i say.

"I give Rhodey one of my suits?" Tony asked.

"Spoilers" i said.

"So your not gonna tell us anything about what happens in the future?" Asked Tony.

"That's right" i said.

"Yeah, whatever... im out of here" said Tony as he left.

"Nick, start preparing the Avenger initiative, you'll need it in a couple years" i say as i leave.
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Sugar Cube Corner, 10 Min. Later

"Whats up girls?, Whats Gabe doing here?" I asked siting at the there table.

"We invited him to join us" said Rarity.

"& by we you mean Twi" i said.

"Yep" said Sunset.

*RING* *RING* *RING*

Gabe pulled out his phone.

"Crap" he said as he answered it. "Before you freak out, im with some new friends at a place called Sugar Cube Corner" he continued. "Uh hu... OK, see you soon big bro" he concluded.

"Your brother on his way?" I ask.

"Yeah, he worries about me a little to much" said Gabe.

"Good, means he cares" i said.

*5 Min. Later*

"There he is" i said as Robbie got out of his car & started walking for the door.

"Who are your friends little bro?" Robbie asked as he walked up to the table.

"This is Twilight, Sunset, Rarity, Pinkie, Rainbow, AJ, Fluttershy, & ... im sorry, you showed up late so i didnt get your name" said Gabe.

"Dont sweat it man, Names Thomas" i said holding out my hand.

"Robbie Reyes" said Robbie taking my hand and shaking it.

*BUZZ* BUZZ*

"Give me a sec" i said answering the call.

"We've got a problem" said Nick's voice.

"What's wrong Nick?" I asked.

"The 'events' of Iron Man II started" he said.

"Shit... im on my way" i said hanging up the phone. "Im sorry but ive got to go" i said leaving.
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Helicariar, 7 Min. Later

"OK, what point are we at?" I asked.

"The beginning still, he just landed in the stadium" said HawkEye.

"OK, Remember what you two need to do?" I asked looking at Nick & Natasha.
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Same Location, 1 Week Later(After The Events of Iron Man II)

"WarMachine, meet WarMachine" said Tony.

"Is he me from the future or some shit?" Asked James.

"Or some shit" i said.

"You familiar with the multiverse theory Rhodey?" Asked Tony.

"Im aware of the concept yes" said James.

"He's from a parallel universe" said Nick.

"One where were all fictional characters" said HawkEye.

"He went to some convention cosplaying as you and got sent here with a future suit of yours" said Natasha.

"OK, thats wired" said James.

"Here" i said handing him an image. "Paint your Armour like that & go by the name Iron Patriot instead" i said.

"I like the sound of that" said James.

"OK, whats next?" Asked Fury.

"Next is Thor"
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Rainbow's House, 10 Min. Later

*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

"You home Dash?" I asked as the door opened.

"What do you want?" She asked.

"I live with you remember" i said.

"Ugh... fine, come in" she said letting me in.

"Thank you" i said. "You know ive been thinking" i continued.

"What about?" She asked.

"That sense you and the girls have super powers that you should do what i do and save people, be heroes" i said.

"Wow... i actually like that idea" she said.

*21 Min. Later*

"Whats this about RD?" Asked AJ.

"Me and Thomas have actually agreed on something" said Dash.

"We think you guys should all become superheros like me" i said.

"Uh... are you sure thats a wise idea?" Asked Rarity.

"Positive" Me and Dash said at the same time.

"OK, where do we start?" Asked Sunset as i smirked.
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Helicariar, 40 Min. Later

"Nick, these girls have super powers" i said.

"That's 7 more super powered people" said Clint.

"This is Rainbow, Fluttershy, Twilight, AJ, Sunset, Rarity, & Pinkie" i said pointing to each of them.

"What are there power's?" Asked Natasha.

"Speed, talking to animals, telekinesis, strength, mind reading, shields, and bombs" i said pointing to them in the same order i introduced them.

"Bombs?" Asked Nick.

"Everything she throws blows up" i said.

"Oh" the 3 shield agents said.

*after a bit of conversation*

"Whats happening to you?" Dash asked me.

"What?" I asked looking down at myself realizing i was glowing. "SHIT!" I yelled.

To be continued...

Author's Note

you can find out what happened when i was 'summoned' at the end over on the story The True Me by Lightningman

MARK VII: Ragnarok

Chap. 7: Assemble: Avengers

*One Day Later*

I popped back into my universe.

"We'll that was a fun little adventure" i said.

"Get summoned by another Displaced?" Asked Rainbow.

"Yeah... lets go with that, he was a pretty cool guy" i said.

"Ware'd that come from?" Asked Sunset pointing to my chest.

"Oh, thats my new logo" i said. "Lightningman, thats the guy who... summoned... me's name, made it for me" i continued.

"Lightningman... cool name" said Dash.

"So what all did i miss?" I asked.

"We started training your friends" said Natasha.

"There quick learners" said Clint.

"You guys come up with super hero name yet?" I asked.

"I did, when im fighting crime call me The Flash" said Rainbow.

"Blatant ripoff, got it" i said. "Anyone else come up with a superhero name?" I asked.

"Wonder Woman" said AJ.

"Blue Lantern" said Rarity.

"*Sigh* OK... what about the rest of you?" I asked.

"We haven't come up with superhero names yet" said Sunset.

"Well, you'll come up with something" i said.

*The Next Day*

"Sir were geting some strange signals from a desert next to a small town in Nevada" said a random shield agent to Phil Coulson.

"It's starting" i said.

"Whats Starting?" Asked Coulson.

"The events of Thor" i said.

*5 Min. Later*

"You look worried" said Nick.

"I am, the events of the MCU didn't happen this fast in my universe... its almost like time is trying to catch up to itself" i said. "Wait... take us to this address" i said popping an address on the dash of the Helicariar.

*1 Day Later*

"Yo Steven!" I yelled knocking on the door to the Sanctum Sanctorum.

"How do you know my name?" Asked Strange.

"I know lots of things Doc" i said. "Im here because certain events started happening later then they should have and now the following events are happening way faster then they where supposed to" i continued. "You know what im talking about, dont you?" I asked.

"I do Mr. Quill" said Strange. "Was wondering when you would show up to talk to me about this" he continued.

"Did this happen because of you saving the world with the Time Stone? or because of me showing up in this world?" I asked.

"An excellent question Mr. Quill" said Strange. "Im not 100% positive which caused the anomaly's with the time line, because they happened at the same time, for all i know both events could be behind this" he continued.

"Is there anyway to fix it?" I asked.

"No, there isn't" Strange said.

"Damn" i said.

"Any other questions you wanna ask?" Asked Strange.

"No, just wanted to know if you knew how this happened and if it could be fixed" i said as i started leaving.

"All i know, is from here on out, things will happen very differently from the way they where supposed to" said Strange as i walked out the door.

*2 Min. Later*

"Find out anything useful?" Asked Natasha.

"Strange thinks that him using a time spell combined with my entry to this world is what screwed with the timeline" i said.

"Makes as much sense as anything else" said Clint. "Thor's back on Asgard" he continued.

"So next would be the events of The Avengers" said Nick.

"Yes, id prepare for that" i said.

*1 Week Later*

Me and the girls where watching the news at Pinkies house

"I repeat there is a blue portal above Stark tower

"Im going there, i always wanted to fight in this battle" i said.

"Where coming with you" said the girls.

"You dont have super suits" i said as i walked out the front door, the girls following me.

"Dont follow me" i said as Karen formed the suit around me and i took off for New York.

*20 Min. Later*

"Hello Lokie" i said landing in the pent house of Stark tower.

"You would be?" Asked Lokie.

"WarMachine" i said.

"You honestly believe that your little squad can defeat me?" He asked.

"Lets Recap: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, two people with incredible weaponized suits of armor, and YOU, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them." i said.

"I have an army" said Lokie

"We have a Hulk" i said.

"I thought the beast had wondered off" said Lokie.

"Your missing the point" said Tony as he landed next to me. "There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damned well sure we'll avenge it!" he said as he's new suit flied to him. "Lets kick some ass Thomas" he finished as we both charged for Lokie. Lokie blasted Tony with his staff as i blasted him with my repulsers.

"Suck on that you Discord wannabe" i said before geting blasted in the chest by his staff.

"Who's Discord?" Asked Tony as we both got back up.

"Lord of chaos in another universe" i said.

"Enough of this!" said Lokie as he jumped onto one of the chitauris cruisers.

"You go after him, ive got the portal" i said as Tony started chasing Lokie and i flew up to the Tesaract.

"OK team, we need to close that portal and keep the aliens as close to the tower as possible" said Captain America.

"The only way to close the portal is with Lokie's staff" i said.

"You heard the man, get the staff" said Cap.

*7 Min. Later*

"Avengers Assemble!" Ordered Cap. as we all ran/flew to him and put a backs to each other.

"Call it Cap" i said.

"HawkEye; get some-ware high, give covering fire. Tony, Thomas; make sure the aliens dont get out of a 4 block radius. Thor; go after your brother and get the staff. Natasha your with me on the ground" said Cap. "Hulk... smash" he said as the hulk grind. "All right team, lets do this" he finished as we split up to take care of our assigned tasks.

*12 Min. Later*

"I've got the staff" said Natasha.

"Dont close the portal, we've got a nuke incoming & i know just where to put it" i said as i garbed onto the nuke and flew it through the portal, as i let go of the nuke i started falling towards the portal again, then i fell through it as Natasha closed it.

"He's not slowing down" said Thor ready to fly up and catch me, but Tony beat him to it.

"Come on, wake up kid" said Tony as the Hulk screamed in my face as i jolted up.

"AH!!... that, was terrifying" i said as everyone laughed. "Who wants to go for shruma, heard there was a great place nearby & ive never tried it" i said.

*Space*

"To challenge them is to court death" said The Other as Thanos smirked.

*Shruma Place*

"Damn thats good food" i said.

"Mm-hmm" everyone agreed.

To be continued...

MARK VIII: Infinity War

Chap. 8: Aftermath

"Any Questions?" Asked Tony.

"Do you expect me to believe this kid knows the future?" Asked Cap.

"You slept for 7 decades in ice only to wake up to fight a demigod with an alien army, me knowing the future is the part that you have a problem with?" I asked.

"Tony's telling the truth Cap." said Natasha.

"As much as it pains us to say it" added Clint.

"This just proves Multiverse theory is right" said Bruce.

"You, kid who sees the future, do we ever have to assemble again?" Asked Thor.

"Yeah, 3 more times. and thats all im saying, dont want to spoil anything" i said.

"That's smart" said Bruce "Dont want us knowing about the future, so we cant ruin it" he continued.

"Witch begs the question, Why did you interfere with the battle against Lokie?" Asked Cap.

"Cuss i wanted to. look, the only thing thats changed because of me helping you is the fact that 7 superheros saved NYC instead of 6" i said.

"OK Quill, whats next?" Asked Fury.

"The events of Thor: The Dark World" i said.

"What?" Asked Steve.

"Multiverse theory, hes from a universe ware where fictional characters" said Bruce.

"So my movies next?" Asked Thor.

"Your second movie" i say.

"Then Tony's 3rd, then Cap's second, then Guardians of the Galaxy, then Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2, then the 2nd Avengers, Then Ant-Man, Then Cap's 3rd movie, then Doctor Strange, then Spider-Man Homecoming, then Thor's 3rd movie, then Black Panther, then Avengers 3, then Ant-Man 2, then Avengers 4 and so on" i said.

"Guardians of the Galaxy?" Asked Tony.

"You dont meet them tell Avengers 3, same goes for Doctor Strange... minus Thor, who meets him in Thor 3" i said.

"Ant-Man?" Asked Cap.

"You all, minus Thor and Hulk, meet him in Cap's 3rd movie... same goes for Spider-Man and Black Panther" i said.

"Nick, did you send in Damage Control?" Asked Tony.

"Yep, there cleaning up now" said Nick.

"Me and Lokie best be off to Asgard, tell we meet again my friends" said Thor leaving.

"Natasha, Clint, you got a mission... Wanna go with them Cap?" Asked Nick.

"Sure" said Cap as him, Natasha, Clint & Nick left.

"You wanna come work with me in Avengers tower?" Asked Tony.

"That does sound fun, sure why not" said Bruce as him and Tony left.

"Well, time to go home i guess" i said.

*20 Min. Later*

"Im home!" I yell walking into Dash's house.

"Surprise!!" Yelled the mane 7(& Spike) as the lights came on.

"You guys didn't have to do this just to welcome me back" i said.

"We didn't, this is your thanks for saving the world party" said Pinkie.

"I didn't do it alone, the Avengers helped" i said.

"Whatever, lets party!" Yelled Rainbow.

*5 Hours later*

"What are you still doing up?" I asked. "We got school tomorrow" i said.

"I couldn't sleep" said Dash. "Cant stop thinking about the fact that i had the powers to help in NYC but i couldn't because i didn't have a costume... why'd you lie about that?" She asked.

"So you where the first to figure out i wasn't worried about people finding out who you really are... didn't expect it to be you honestly" i said. "But your right, i lied, i was really just worried about the timeline... but that makes me a bit of a hypocrite doesn't it" i said.

"Yeah, it does" she said.

"Tell you what, tomorrow after school you and the girls can come with me on my patrol... i may have stolen some communicators from the Helicariar" i said.

"Rarity still has to make our costumes first" she said.

"OK... day after tomorrow you girls can come with me, & as a bonus ill suffer through Rarity making your costumes with you as well" i said.

"That sounds fun... you know i didn't trust you when we first meet, but after watching you risk your life flying that nuke through the portal... i look up to you, you a hero... your my hero" she said.

"That... is really fucking sapy" i said. "Like extreme amounts of sapy"

"Just shut up" she said leaning in to kiss me.

"Whatever you say" i say leaning in as well.

"Whats going on out here?" Asked Pinkie coming out of nowhare

"Nothing!" Me and Dash say at the same time.

"Hu-uh, whatever you say you two" said Pinkie as she went back inside.

"*Sigh*... that killed the moment" i said.

"Yeah..." said Dash. "So costumes tomorrow, and superheroing the next day... that'll be fun" she said.

"We should go back to bed" i said.

"Yep, sounds like a plan" she said.

*In The Morning*

"Whats that smell?" I asked siting up in bed. "Pinkies making breakfast isn't she..." i said geting out of bed and walking to the kitchen.

"Morning sleepy head" said Pinkie.

"How can you function so early like this?" I asked. "You know what, dont answer that" i said.

"Okie dokie lokie" she said.

"*Laughing, as the other girls and Spike wake up and come into the kitchen* your catchphrase is hilarious... and its only because theirs a supervillian named Lokie *More laughing*" i said.

"There is?" Asked Pinkie.

"Yeah, hes the one who lead the attack on New York" i said.

"Oh..." said Pinkie.

"Oh, dont worry about him, hes back on Asgard" i said.

"As-what now?" Asked AJ.

"Dont worry about it, its not important" i said. "Anyway, lets eat" i said.

*CHS 7:35*

"See you guys at lunch" i said as me and AJ left for our class

"See ya ya'll" said AJ walking to class with me.

"See ya" said the rest of the mane 7 and Spike walking to there classes.

*Lunch*

"So you want me to make all of our costumes today after school?" Asked Rarity.

"Yep, so you can go superheroing with me tomorrow" i said.

"Shouldn't we practice being proper superheros first?" Asked AJ.

"It'll be more fun this way" i said.

"That's not reassuring" said Sunset.

"It'll be fun trying to be a superhero" said Fluttershy.

"Do or do not, there is no try" i said.

"Shut up Yoda" said Dash.

To be continued...

MARK IX: Endgame

Chap. 9: Mane Hero 8

*The Next Day After School at AJ's Barn*

"You ready Power Ponies?" I asked snickering.

"HaHaHa... very funny" said Dash holding back her snicker.

"We arnt stealing the name of a comic book team" said AJ.

*30 Min. Later, Ali-way*

"I cant believe you guys are OK with stealing the name of a copyrighted comic book team" said AJ.

"We didn't steal it, we parodied it" i said.

"And we'll do it better" said Dash as i roll me eyes.

"You ready Mane Hero 8?" I asked.

"Lets get this show on the road!" Exclaimed Dash as Robbie's car passed us.

"Will start by following him" i said.

"Robbie?" Asked Sunset. "Hes a criminal?" She asked.

"No, hes Ghost Rider" i said making all of them go pale. "Now lets get going" i said taking off after Robbie's car.

*10 Min. Later*

"Was up Robbie?" I asked as me and the girls showed up in front of Robbie's house.

"You again." He said. "Shield put you up to this?" He asked.

"No, they didn't" I said. "You about to go out and kill some criminals?" I asked.

"I thought you said you didn't care if i killed criminals" he said.

"I dont, im just asking" i said.

"Then whats with the retarded looking death squad?" He asked.

"HEY!" Screamed Rarity. "I'll have you know we made these our selves you uncluttered bastered!" she continued.

"You've got fight, i can respect that" said Robbie. "This your version of the Avengers?" He asked.

"You could say that" i said.

"What, you come to recruit me?" Asked Robbie.

"Nope, just letting you know where not the only vigilantes in the city" i said as me and the girls started to leave.

"Vigilante... sounds better then menace" said Robbie as we left.

*30 Min. Later*

"Whats the plan Hoss?" Asked Rainbow.

"Hoss?" Asked Twilight.

"Horrible boss" i said. "Just another thing we stole from DC" i mutter under my breath.

"OK, that makes sense" said Twilight.

"You go in and tie them up before anyone can blink" i said looking at Rainbow.

"I can do that" said Dash as she went to run of only to be facing the other direction in the next millisecond. "Done" she said.

"Damn... your faster then i thought you where" i said as we all landed in front of the bank RD had just saved and the cops showed up. "Dont worry officers, we took care of it" i said.

"Its WarMachine! hold your fire!" Yelled the sheriff.

"The robbers are tied up inside, you can thank The Flash for that" i said pointing to RD.

"Your welcome" she said.

"So you have a team now?" Asked a random cop.

"That i do" i said.

"Whats your team name?" Asked another random cop.

"Mane Hero 8!" Me and the girls all said at the same time as all present parties that weren't part of the team started laughing.

"Go ahead and laugh it up" said AJ. "Cuss you wont be next time we save your asses" she said making all of them shut up.

"We'll be off then" i said as me and the girls all left.

*2 Min. Later*

"I cant Belive them! we save them and they laugh at us!" Said Rainbow.

"They laughed at our name, they'll get over that" i said.

"I hope so" said Sunset.

"Yeah, that was embarrassing" said Rarity.

"Get over it, our jobs not done yet" i said as i spotted a speeding van. "Stop that van Rarity" i said as she made a shield in front of the Van and it crashed. Once we made it to the van... "Step out of the van please" i said as the driver started to step out.

"Please! you need to help me!" He begged as a chain wrapped around his neck. "NO!" He screamed as he was decapitated and all the girls through up.

"Ghost" i said.

"Machine" said Ghost Rider. "Girls" he continued.

"You sick fuck!" Said Rainbow.

"Calm yourself Flash, Ghost Rider is called the spirit of vengeance for a reason, he kills everyone who deserves to burn in hell & only those people" i said.

"How do you know so much about me?" Asked Ghost.

"That's a long story, one we dont have time for me to tell" i said as police sirens started off in the distance & we all got the hell out of dodge.

*5 Min Later*

"OK, you got some questions to answer Machine" said Ghost Rider.

"All in do time Ghost, all in do time" i said. "Right now you have more criminals to kill & we have more criminals to stop, ill talk to Robbie tomorrow" i continued. "That work for you?" I asked.

"It's good enough" said Ghost Rider.

*10 Min. Later*

"OK girls, do you see anything that needs to be taken care of?" I asked.

"Not yet Darling" said Rarity.

"I dont see shit" said AJ.

"There is a lack of crime at the moment" said Twi.

"Witch isn't a good thing i take it" said Sunset.

"You would be right" i said.

"How could a lack of crime be a bad thing?, Doesn't that mean where doing our job?" Asked Dash.

"Im inclined to agree with Rainbow" said Flutters.

"So am i" said Pinkie.

"Well... normally it is a good thing, but we haven't done much tonight" i said. "Come to think of it neither has Ghost" i continued.

"Why would crime start slowing now?, you guys have been at this for like a month now" said Dash.

"That's the part that worries me... we've already been doing this for so long, why slow now?" I asked.

"That is peculiar" said Twi.

"Well, whatever" i said. "Lets go home, call it a night" i continued.

"Aye, aye Hoss" they all said in response as we all started laughing.

*The Next Morning*

"Rise & shine motherfucker!!!" I yelled in Dash's ear as she jumps out of bed. "That dont feel to good do it?" I asked sarcastically.

"OK you made your point" she said has i helped her to her feet. "Whats on the agenda today Hoss?" She asked steeping closer to me.

"Where not out in the field, so please dont call me that" i said leaning in.

"Will do... Hoss" she said as she leaned in.

"Faust i hate you" i said.

"I hate you to" she said as she kissed me and i kissed back.

To be continued...