"The one and only." Came his reply still much to my disbelief.

"H-How I thought you died." I stuttered out.

"Well when we were looking to make sure nothing dangerous was around I wound up in the basement. Then a loud bang went off and the building collapsed on me when I came to I was in a forest outside this big ass city." Kane explained pointing around the city. "As I was hidden I saw you walking to this station. So where are we going?" He asked as I bought two tickets while the train came to a stop.

"A place called 'Ponyville' and if you start making puns I will throw you out of the train." I commented as he was about to make a pun.

We entered the train as these 'ponies' watched our every movement. Finding an empty booth we entered and sat down. Looking out the window I saw mire ponies walking into the station including the Princess.

"Shit.. Look alive private the Princess is coming." I said as she looked at me through the window. Looking back over at Kane I saw he was confused.

"Princess?" He asked.

"Yes these ponies are ruled by a monarch. Now when she gets in here stand up straight and salute. Remember what happened when you didn't the drill Sargent did not go easy." I said with a chuckle as we stood up and saluted when Princess Celestia opened the sliding door.

"Princess." Kane and I said at the some time.

"At ease but may I ask who this is." Celestia said as we still stood up straight.

"Pvt. Kane who I recently thought was dead." I said with a straight face but the same could not be said about Celestia.

"So you lied to me again. Should've known you pulled something again." She said with venom.

"I thought we could work this out as adults 'Princess' but it seems I was wrong. Well you can accuse me all you won't but unlike you I have work to do. Now if you kindly-" I was cut off by Kane.

"Make like a tree and fuck out of here." He almost yelled as I put my hand over his mouth.

"What he meant to say was if there is nothing left to talk about then please leave." I replied calmly as she stared at us and without a word she teleported away leaving Kane shocked as I sat back down.

"Kane you're doing laps around Ponyville when we get there." I said.

"What?! But what if Ponyville is huge!" He said acting like a child.

"That's not my fault if it is you're the one who almost got The Princess pissed at us." I said working on my helmet.

"Actually I think she was pissed before she came here probably because of you." He pointed out.

"Unless you want me to knock you out I suggest you close your mouth till we get there." I said as the over com came on telling us we're leaving to Ponyville but something was still confusing me. Who's head rolled to my feet?

-One train trip later-

Getting of the train was easy as everyone didn't want to get close. Stepping off the platform we looked around to see which way we should go. I could see Kane was wanting to run ahead.

"Kane you still have to run let's say 5 laps. Should be easy." I said as he sighed and started running.

I was about to take a step till I saw something about to hit me side stepping a tackle from a pink blur I summoned a combat knife and got into a stance.

"Owie my head." A pink pony said not seeing a threat in her I put away my knife and helped her up.

"You alright miss?" I asked.

"Pinkiepie but you can call me pinkie and I'm great now that you're here. We can have your welcome to Ponyville party." She said dusting herself off.

"Um thanks? But may I asked what a party is?" When I said this she froze.

"Y-You don't know what a party is?!?! We have to fix this." She said and disappeared in a puff of smoke leaving behind a piece of paper that had an address and a time.

Putting the paper in my pocket I walked into town to look around. As I walked I got strange looks by many people. Walking a little further I saw an open gym.

"Let's hope for some boxing equipment." I said opening the doors. Walking a bit more someone bumped into me causing me to jump back and the person fell onto the ground. Looking at her I could tell she wasn't a pony as she got up and glared at me.

"Do you have any idea who you just knocked down." She more said then asked.

"I didn't knock you down you fell and I don't know you. Are you ok though?" I asked.

"Yeah like I believe you! Just for what you did I chalenge you too a fight." As she said this everyone went silent.

"Don't you think you're jumping the gun I mean fighting someone because of an acident." I tried reasoning with her.

"The names Gilda now get in the ring." She said putting on gloves.

"Did you not hear anything I just said." I deadpaned. She climbed into the ring and went to the left corner. Sighing I went to the right corner and put on gloves.

"Are you ready yet?" Gilda asked still looking pissed.

"Calm down let me get my vest and shirt off." Taking of said items I said her cheeks go red and wings slightly stiffen. "You ok? You're kind of red." I asked fixing the fingerless gloves.

"S-Shut up! I-I'm fine just hurry up." She said as I shrugged.

"Welp, kid this is your last chance once the bell rings I'm not gonna be this kind." I said as I held a soft smile.

"Don't call me a kid! Plus it isn't like you're gonna beat me." She bragged.

"Man, I've given so many warnings." I sighed and put up my guard.

Author's Note

Here's the next chapter and I just couldn't find a name for this one. Next time te match between Gilda and Reaper!