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Delinquency

by Daemon McRae
The Rainbooms aren't CHS's only defense against the supernatural. Unfortunately, the alternative spends more time hanging out in abandoned buildings and landing themselves in detention than is normal for any teenager. At least they enjoy their work.

From the unraveled psyche behind The Corner of (Our) Eyes, Eyes Wide Shut, and Schadenfreude, comes a new adventure comedy of horrific proportions!

Ever since Sunset Shimmer, nay, Starswirl the Bearded himself crossed the threshold into the human realm, there have been traces of magic among us. And since that time, there have been those who stood against the creatures of the dark that would seek to do us harm.

Unfortunately, right now 'those' people are a group of high school delinquents who can barely keep out of detention long enough to get the job done. Armed with medium-speed wits, a minimal grasp of magic and monsters (mostly from the internet), and whatever heavy or sharp things they can get their hands on, these boys will stop at nothing to disperse the atrocities that threaten their daily lives.

Suddenly, violently, and all over the frickin' place.

Teen
Incomplete
Profanity
Violence
Dark
Alternate Universe
Thriller
Comedy
Equestria Girls
 
MOO

170017 words: Estimated about 14 hours to read
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59 Chapters:

  1. Level One: Daily Life 2017-08-31 19:52:11 UTC
    2914
  2. Level Two: The Rainbooms 2017-09-04 19:00:46 UTC
    2659
  3. Level Three: Work, or Something Like It 2017-09-06 19:38:15 UTC
    2431
  4. Level Four: Break it Down 2017-09-08 19:27:31 UTC
    3458
  5. Level Five: BOOKS 2017-09-11 19:13:56 UTC
    2800
  6. Level Six: FIGHT 2017-09-13 19:28:11 UTC
    2567
  7. Level Seven: When Your Fan Asks You What That Smell Is, Run 2017-09-15 19:02:03 UTC
    2852
  8. Level Eight: Sunset Shimmer? 2017-09-18 19:30:06 UTC
    2375
  9. Level Nine: From Zero to One Hundred REAL Quick 2017-09-20 19:11:07 UTC
    2793
  10. Level Ten: Cafeteria Meltdown 2017-09-22 19:09:29 UTC
    2519
  11. Level Eleven: Cue the Emergency Sirens 2017-09-25 19:39:46 UTC
    2532
  12. Level Twelve: Choose Your Character 2017-09-29 23:55:34 UTC
    2467
  13. Level Thirteen: Omens 2017-10-02 19:15:19 UTC
    3043
  14. Level Fourteen: Bad to Worse 2017-10-03 20:06:50 UTC
    2756
  15. Level Fifteen: Please Approach the Psychopath From A Safe Distance 2017-10-04 19:22:20 UTC
    2932
  16. Level Sixteen: Regroup 2017-10-05 19:04:36 UTC
    2579
  17. Level Seventeen: Let’s Just Take a Deep Breath, Ki-WHAT THE %&$@ IS THAT?! 2017-10-06 22:57:46 UTC
    3009
  18. Level Eighteen: BOSS BATTLE 2017-10-09 18:56:13 UTC
    2477
  19. Level Nineteen: Not Even My Final Form 2017-10-10 16:37:51 UTC
    2482
  20. Interlude 1-1: Consequences? 2017-10-11 17:14:40 UTC
    2784
  21. Interlude 1-2: PARTY 2017-10-17 16:36:16 UTC
    2569
  22. Interlude 1-3: Things You Shouldn't Say in Polite Company 2017-10-30 14:46:41 UTC
    2649
  23. Interlude 1-4: Candles 2017-11-01 14:22:32 UTC
    9078
  24. Act One: Curtain Call 2017-11-13 15:24:48 UTC
    2474
  25. Act Two: What's My Line? 2017-11-14 15:28:52 UTC
    2563
  26. Act Three: You're Needed on Set 2017-11-15 15:23:56 UTC
    2647
  27. Act Four: Lights? 2017-11-16 15:35:28 UTC
    3299
  28. Act Five: Places, People 2017-11-17 15:33:38 UTC
    2655
  29. Act Six: Scripture 2017-11-18 15:23:38 UTC
    2557
  30. Act Seven: Enter Stage Left 2017-11-19 15:46:26 UTC
    2442
  31. Act Eight: No Flash Photography 2017-11-20 19:40:34 UTC
    3559
  32. Act Nine: Props 2017-11-21 15:26:51 UTC
    3328
  33. Act Ten: Down in Front! 2017-11-22 15:27:03 UTC
    2866
  34. Act Eleven: Read the Fucking Script. 2017-11-29 20:09:56 UTC
    3852
  35. Act Twelve: Understudy 2017-12-03 15:39:54 UTC
    2818
  36. Act Thirteen: No Flash Photography, Please 2017-12-04 15:31:58 UTC
    2276
  37. Act Fourteen: Improv 2017-12-05 15:33:45 UTC
    2648
  38. Act Fifteen: Monologuing 2017-12-07 15:18:03 UTC
    4047
  39. Act Sixteen: Eliciting a Reaction 2018-01-06 05:35:06 UTC
    2383
  40. Act Seventeen: Never Say Good Luck 2018-01-08 18:45:43 UTC
    2252
  41. Act Eighteen: The Alarum 2018-01-23 00:40:34 UTC
    2693
  42. Act Nineteen: Ghost Lights 2018-02-01 00:45:50 UTC
    2472
  43. Act Twenty: Don’t Say the “M”-Word 2018-02-08 02:52:14 UTC
    2838
  44. Act Twenty-One: The Orchestra Pit 2018-02-28 04:50:49 UTC
    2433
  45. Act Twenty-Two: Flashback and Fast-Forward 2018-03-06 22:30:54 UTC
    2741
  46. Act Twenty-Three: The Foil 2018-03-09 20:35:55 UTC
    4601
  47. Interlude 2-1: Bedrest 2018-03-15 19:25:27 UTC
    2496
  48. Interlude 2-2: Shipping and Handling 2018-03-19 19:25:13 UTC
    2977
  49. Interlude 2-3: Closing Time 2018-04-12 20:14:07 UTC
    2942
  50. Essay One: The Biggest of Problems, the Smallest of Men 2018-04-19 19:30:57 UTC
    3194
  51. Essay Two: Psychonauts, or, How I Learned to Love the Screaming 2018-04-23 19:23:40 UTC
    2814
  52. Essay Three: A Lecture in Extradimensional Architecture 2018-04-25 19:59:45 UTC
    2692
  53. Essay Four: The Art of the Pursuit 2018-04-30 19:21:36 UTC
    2446
  54. Essay Five: Rational Discourse in the Face of Fear 2018-05-07 19:25:09 UTC
    2700
  55. Essay Six: The Logic Knot 2018-05-15 19:17:50 UTC
    2415
  56. Essay Seven: How Not to Judge People and Instead Duck for Cover 2018-05-21 19:22:20 UTC
    2981
  57. Essay Eight: The Practical Application of Impractical Situations 2018-05-30 23:00:40 UTC
    2212
  58. Essay Nine: I Told You That Story to Tell You This Story 2018-06-13 19:28:52 UTC
    2541
  59. Essay Ten: A Spiritualist’s Guide to Something Not Right 2018-06-19 18:57:58 UTC
    2438