Major Wolfrick von Hartmann a German soldier in WWIII, nicknamed "Soldier". A man who achieved the highest kill count in only 5 years, being known for also the most kills done with a shovel and the most kills achieved in a suicide explosion. But, as mentioned above, he is deceased... Or at least was supposed to be. He now inhabits the body of a cute pegasus mare named Derpy with a passionate love for muffins. I suppose you all realize he won't sit still and live a quiet life, right? Nope, he'll become the most dangerous and feared warrior in the history of Equus... And some things better left unmentioned...

Tags will be added and removed according to the progress of the story.

Rated teen for stupid and dark humor and maybe a little gore later, also cursing and suggestive stuff.

That's it, hope you enjoy.

Ahem. I said that's it.

You can stop reading now.

Nothing will happen.

Stop it.

You don't want to listen do you?

This is the end, I promise.

Why don't you trust me?

I swear there isn't anything left!

Stop looking.

PLEASE THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!

Penis

I told you not to look.

You will pay now.

With muffins.

Give me muffins.

I demand a muffin.

You don't want to give muffins do you?

Well I didn't need your muffins anyway!

Hmph!

Stop reading.

I'm serious.

Fuck you.