I suppose you're wondering why I'm here. It didn't have to end up like this. But I'm really glad with how it turned out. I was so excited to have quiet in the hospital after my accident. For a while, it was really nice. Then it got boring. I can't stand boring. So I left.
Ponyville's a great place for me. There's these six ponies who all seem to like me. It's all so amusing. They think I'm this soft, silent, little sweetie. I'll soon prove them wrong...

NOT a self-insert.
Extra special thanks to EternalShadow54