A Sphinx and Sex Ed

by Damaskus Seraph

Chapter 1: Meet the Sphinx

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Canterlot Castle

Throne Room

Midnight

Seraph the Sphinx is standing before Princess Luna in the grand throne room of Canterlot Castle. Shaking in fear. He normally would admire the grand architecture and the gold and blue banners now adorning the hall were it not for the fact he is chained and guarded by two guards beside him. His life practically flashes before his eyes as he stares into Princess Luna's Glare. It looking straight into his weak willed soul.

How did this happen you may ask? Well it all started a week ago, when our dear Sphinx here decided it was a great idea to move to Canterlot chasing a job offer at the royal guard...

Flashback Noises

Hailing from the Desert River valley of Sphinxia job offers were limited there to farming its fertile fields, and building random thinks like a pyramid or something. Our dear protagonist Seraph the Sphinx, yes that is his full name, wanted adventure or at least something that wasn't farming in a desert. Having done so for 18 years and not being able to travel around due to his limited financial situation and strict father, But he always dreamed of travelling to Equestria, a place that is much cooler than the deserts of Sphinxia. Not only that, but to join the royal guard and get training in spears and swords just like he dreamed of when he was little. So when he saved up enough for a one way trip to Equestria, he did so in a heartbeat. Taking only the clothes on his back and a few extra bits since the royal guard paid for living expenses.

The ride there was an amazing experience for Seraph, having never left his farm and certainly never having the luxury of being on a train, he stuck his head out like a dog much to the annoyance of passengers and the crew who had to remind him to keep his body parts in the vehicle. And only once having nearly been decapitated from a sign that convinced him to close the window. Having fallen asleep for a better half of the ride after the novelty wore off, the trip went by quicker than he expected. By the time he woke up he could see Canterlot on mountainside as the train exited the tunnel opposite the city. Marveling at its beauty.

Even After arriving in Canterlot Seraph was stunned at the grand scale of the Magnificent city of marble. Buildings as far as the eye can see and the grand castle in the background of it all towering above the rest into the heavens. Seraph took the liberty of roaming around the town to get a feel of the scenery. With only a few detours due to getting lost, Seraph finally managed to get to the royal guard recruitment office, only a few steps away from the gates to the castle. '

I thought it over in his head a hundred times by now, I Am gonna go in there, get signed up for the guard and prove to My father I can make it in the world without being a boring farmer!' He thinks to himself as he rushes into the office.

5 Minutes later

Seraph is sitting outside the guards office on a bench stunned. Thinking it over in his head as his dreams and future crumble around him.

'We only accept ponies..' Seraph repeats the words the guard recruiter said to him after he went up to sign up.

Seraph gets up only to realize he has nowhere to go. He cant go back to Sphinxia, his father would never let this go and not only that he couldn't afford another train ticket, Sure he could fly but that would be a few days of travel non stop. Not to mention he only has a few bits left for maybe a snack, and in Canterlot, everything is more expensive as he realized when he tried to get a cookie at a bakery.

'What now..' Seraph thinks to himself as aimlessly walks around the city as dusk soon approaches. He walks down an alley way not noticing the darker tone until hes already deep in it. Quickly realizing hes in a shady spot of town he turns to go back only to see his path blocked by a group of ponies in hoods.

"Uhh.. Excuse me." Seraph says shyly as he attempts to walk past them only to get shoved back a few inches.

"Look here paws, You want to make some quick cash?" The apparent leader states.

This catches Seraphs attention, considering his current predicament. "Y-yeah, what you offering? A job?"

"In a way.. You see, my client is looking for a rather rare object, and is willing to pay big bits for it. If your willing to get it for me, ill split the dough.." He states cryptically.

"How much are you gonna give me?"

"Somewhere around.. 3 Thousand bits." This really catches Seraphs attention, for he has not seen that much money in his life.

"What do i have to do.."

Flashback Over noses..

Luna clears her throat taking out a parchment with his crimes listed on it. "Seraph the Sphinx, You are accused of Attempting to steal a priceless and dangerous magical artifact from the royal library, How do you plead?"

Seraph stands there shaking, too afraid to speak.

"ANSWER ME!" Luna yells in the Royal Canterlot Voice.

"G-Guilty.. P-Princess.." Seraph says, scared of what punishment he will get.

"Well then, For Attempting to Steal a Dangerous, Priceless Magical artifact you would normally be sentenced to 5 Years in the Dungeons, But an event has come up that you might be interested in." Luna states, smiling lightly at the end. Catching Seraph off guard as he look at the two guards to his side, catching a few smiles as well before they go back to their stoic faces. "Due to this *Cough* Circumstances you may pick your punishment. Either 4 Years in Canterlot dungeon, with 2 Years hard labor, Or.." Luna pulls out another Parchment. "Accept a job as an assistant to a friend of mine teaching at Canterlot university."

This really confuses Seraph. On one hand he can either rot in a prison cell and spend years of his life working to the bone for no pay, or accept a job at a university..

"I Choose the University job.. P-Princess.. Much better than The Dungeon.."

Luna giggling does not help Seraph in his confidence in his decision. "Very well.. You will be escorted to the classroom every day until the semester ends. Then you will be paid and set free." Seraphs eyes widen as he cant believe what hes just heard.

'Only a semester? And then im just set free with money?!' His mouth agape he stands there in shock. "T-thank you y-your majesty" He bows before her.

"Oh dont thank me just yet my little pony heheh.. Guards! Take him to his temporary residence." Luna yells, summoning the next ponies wanting to visit her. Leaving Seraph on his way with the two guards, thinking about what she ment when she said 'dont thank me yet.'...

Next day..

Seraph wakes up in his new bed, Yawning after having a dreamless sleep. Sitting up in his bed he realizes he has pitched a tent in his sleep, looking over to the clock seeing he has Five Minutes until hes supposed to get up he figures he can rub one out before he needs to head out. Sliding so hes sitting on the side of the bed and pushing the blankets off himself he eyes his crotch up, seeing hes fully erect. Smiling to himself as he realizes how hes larger than the average stallion here and would probably get lots of mares if he wasnt nervous and poor.

Quickly dismissing those thoughts as he begins to rub the tip of his member, Feeling over it as he remembers the time he picked up that biology book in the library, and seeing quite how similar Griffon members are to his, It being a rare trait of his family line. Blushing red as he remembers that time, He starts to rubs his balls earning a light moan from himself. He hasn't had release in a while since living in a small house with family. Slowly massaging his large orbs while his right hand starts to rub down the length of his member feeling each ridge as he goes down and up earning more moans from himself.

A Loud knock on the door to his temporary apartment quickly vanquishes any thoughts previoulsly held in the Sphinx's head, as he falls off the bed in shock. "Royal Guard! Its time for you to head out Sphinx."

Seraph Quickly gets up. "Y-yeah sorry just uh.. Getting ready!" He yells back as he gets some cold water from the sink and douses his crotch in it to get rid of his lingering erection, Disappointed that he has again been denied a chance to climax. Quickly Putting on his white clothes and Bronze necklaces, he grabs an apple and starts munching on it for breakfast as he heads out. "Ready i guess.."

"Just follow me, wouldn't want you to be late on your first day." The guard chuckles as he leads Seraph towards the Campus. Seraph still being amazed at the architecture and beauty of the city, wishing he was one of the fortunate ones to be learning at this grand center of learning.

The walk was Longer than Seraph anticipated, Which he spends time imagining himself in this place, Wishing he could just spread his wings and fly around with the Pegasi around, if it were not for the binds placed on his wings to prevent him from flying away from the city. He quickly turns his attention to the building he has entered, seeing many mares around and noticing how mares seem to be more numerous than stallions.

'Heh lucky guys, They probably get laid at least once a week with this amount of gender imbalance' Seraph thinks as he walks past more classrooms. Failing to notice the sign on the classroom he is entering due to him checking out mare's flank as she picks up some dropped books, Silently glad that ponies wear little to no clothing.

The guard pats him on the back as he walks past him. "Good luck, your gonna need it." The guard states with a grin before walking off.

'Huh i thought he was gonna stay at the door to make sure i dont run, then again i cant really get out of the city without my wings..' Seraph thinks to himself as he looks around the empty classroom noticing the amphitheater like set up, with a half circle of seats and a teacher's desk in front of a magic projector screen. No posters or any decorations on the walls surprisingly considering its late in the year. 'Huh, where is the Teacher?'

"Oh hello, your my new assistant am i correct~?" A pony behind him says.

"Y-yes I am i-" Seraph shuts up as he turns around to see who the pony, or should I say, changeling, is. As Former Queen Chrysalis, in all her glory, in a skimpy looking student costume is standing there in the doorway. Giving him a predatory look.

"Wonderful, I was afraid Lulu wasnt gonna accept my request for a volunteer to be an example for the Sex- Ed Class!" Chrysalis states as she walks up to him and puts a hoof under his jaw to close his gaping mouth.

Suddenly it all makes sense as to why Luna was offering this job to him as an alternative, and to why the guards seemed to laugh every time this was brought up...

He just agreed to be an assistant for Chrysalis in a Sex- Ed class...


Author's Note

Ok started this clopfic after I made a sphinx character in ponytown and playing alot of egypt in rome total war.

Ponytown character which is seraph.
https://68.media.tumblr.com/16f4ef88534dcdf8376a2f85a1cdb3f0/tumblr_ovw31rGW481wyusrco1_400.png

Also This story was inspired by "Sex-Ed Changeling Style".

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