Big Macintosh's Anatomy Problem

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Big Macintosh, Random, Sex, Human, Anon, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Second Person, Romance
Length: 1333

You, a human female are Femanon, or Anon for short. In Equestria you quickly develop a close bond with Big Macintosh. In no time at all, the two of you want to make love together. Unfortunately, Big Macintosh has some anatomy issues.

You, a human female are Femanon, or Anon for short. In Equestria you quickly develop a close bond with Big Macintosh. In no time at all, the two of you want to make love together. Unfortunately, Big Macintosh has some anatomy issues.

Published 2017-09-09 13:00:07 UTC
Last updated 2017-09-09 13:00:07 UTC

His Problem

The moon, belonging to that big dark blue booty pony was high in the sky during a wondrous lavender night. Indeed, the night sky itself was literally the colour of lavender. Near a paved path, through a park, there was a human female, dressed in nothing but a thong and a bra, who was sat down upon a wooden bench. Sitting next to her, just like a human was the large, red stallion known as Big Macintosh.

“Big Mac, you’re one handsome stud.” you said sexfully, giving him bedroom eyes.

“Ah don’t know Femanon. This is happening so fast. Ah mean, we have only known each other for a few days and---” you interrupted him by dramatically tearing your bra off and throwing it aside, revealing your breasts to him in all their glory. “Ah want to cuddle ya so hard!” he shouted.

With that Big Mac lunged forward, burying his head between your tits, moaning and groaning aloud as he slobbered on them.

“Cuddle? Don’t you mean fuck?” you asked in a most confused tone.

“Well Anon, cuddling is how a mare and a stallion make love.” he said, looking up at you with a most bewildered expression.

“But… but... where’s the penis? Please tell me your joking, and you’re just hiding away your penis with censorship magic.” you said in an imploring tone.

“I don’t know what this penis ya speak of.”

“Wait… penises don’t exist here? I-I… how do… you even breed?”

Big Mac sighed deeply. “When a stallion and a mare love each other very much they cuddle and kiss really hard for about ten minutes or so, usually at this point their love matrix magic activates and the mare becomes pregnant."

“...” you said… as in nothing, staring at him with wide eyes and your jaw dropped.

Big Mac gently placed a hoof on your shoulder. “Don’t ya, worry. I’ll take ya slow and gently through this.”

“But… Big Mac… I don’t want cuddles. I want you to stick a dick inside me.” you said in a low voice.

“Ah’m sorry Anon, but I don’t have a dick.”

“Well, could you at least lick me out then?”

“Lick out?” he asked, tilting his head to the side curiously.

“Sit down between my legs and lick out my vagina.”

“Errrr, what is a vagina?”

You sighed deeply. “It’s the thing a human male sticks his penis inside, and then cums insides it to make the woman pregnant.”

“Really?! Let me see!” he shouted excitedly.

With that Big Mac jumped down and sat himself down between your legs.

With a devious smile you began to slowly pull down your underwear to reveal your womanhood to the stallion.

Big’s Mac’s eyes widen comically, and a look of disgust came on his face upon seeing it.

“What is that thing? It smells like a griffon’s fish market!” he shouted.

You growled angrily, before shouting. “Well, at least I have genitalia! Mr. no dick horse.”

“Ah’m sorry Anon. It doesn’t look too weird Ah guess.”

“Are you going to lick me out?” you said in a hopeful tone.

“Ah wouldn’t be a gentlestallion if I didn’t.”

With that Big Mac wrapped his two front legs around your waist, before dropping his head down, and then subsequently beginning to lick you out with his large, equine tongue.

You cried out, moaning aloud as you tightened your legs around his head, shaking uncontrollably in pure bliss. You were happy to hear that Big Mac himself seemed to be enjoying himself as well, judging by the loud moans he uttered licking you out.

The sound of sloppy licking, moans and groans between a stallion and a human filled the air.

His large tongue was like electricity of pleasure flowing through your body. It was just too much, it was like as if he was meant to lick out pussy, even though he didn't know what a pussy was before he met you.

You began to pant hard, your orgasm rapidly approaching already.

“Big Mac! I love you!” you screamed.

With that you began to unleash into him, filling his mouth with your reproductive juices and creams. This shortly followed with a blinding flash. When the light faded, you saw a short horn appeared on his head, and a pair of feathery wings on his back.

“Wha?” he said in utter confusion at his new appendages.

Squealing excitedly, you jumped down off the bench, from there you dropped onto your knees before him to see a massive, long and thick, fully erect, black horse-cock between his legs, topped off with a pair of huge, grapefruit sized balls. His shaft was literally as thick as his own leg, if not slightly thicker.

“Yes! You have a penis now!” you shouted excitedly.

Big Mac looked down to expect his enormous shaft.

“Ah see. Ah also see that’s way too big for yer small little hole.” he said sadly, looking down at you with a look of longing.

You sighed sadly. “You’re right. But at least it’s a start. Maybe someday we’ll be able to have sex. In the meantime, I’m going to worship it.”

“Worship it, what do ya----Aahhhhaa.”

In one quick motion you took hold of his shaft and immediately began to stroke him hard. His shaft was so thick you couldn't even wrap your whole hand around it. His cock was warm and hard to the touch, you could feel his throbbing heartbeat through his shaft.

The fat horse-cock bobbed eagerly in front of your face, begging for more attention, you were only too happy to oblige.

With that, you leaned forward to tenderly kiss the very tip of his shaft. From there, you gently kissed and licked the fat mushroom head of his huge cock with great eagerness. His powerful musk filled your nostrils, smelling faintly of apples, causing you to drool profusely.

You giggled in delight at the sound of low moans and quiet horsey sounds he made.

Big's Mac's legs began to shake like jelly, his wings flapping like crazy and his horns sparking at the tip as you, the woman below him continued to kiss, lick and stroke his shaft.

You continued to kiss, lick and jerk him off for quite sometime, before you tried to do something else.

You opened your mouth wide, attempting to take his thick tip into your mouth, but he was just too ridiculously thick. With a frustrated groan, you went back to merely licking , kissing and stroking his shaft.

On and on, you worshiped his cock, relishing the sounds of his neighs, moans and the taste of his delicious cock. You were in big-cock horse heaven and you were going to make the best of it. Ideas of his huge cock hot-dogging you and rubbing it all over your body flowed through your mind as you worshipped him.

Big Mac’s cock began to twitch hard before you, the stallion uttering a loud neigh, his cock growing several inches, and then exploding a shotgun blast of cum into your face, knocking you back slightly. Like an automatic shotgun with unlimited ammo he shot wave, after wave of his creamy spunk into your face.

Through his repeated spurts of come into your face you opened your mouth trying to swallow as much of it as you could, his sweet seed tasting like apples.

Eventually, he stopped cumming, but at that point you looked like a snowman. You smiled in delight at the sight of his still hard cock, standing tall and proud, and ready for more love.

“Oh, Big Mac. If only I could have your penis inside me.”

Suddenly, your body went through a violent explosion of growth. Your breasts became massive watermelons spheres, your thighs and buttocks bloated outward to become more or less a BBW pornstar’s backside.

“Well, that was convenient.” he said, drooling at the sight of your body.

The End

Author's Note

Just a quickie story, as usual.