RGRE Oneshots
Mystery "Box" (Questionable)
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Implied Eris x Anonymous
”Fluttershy, I’m in LOVE!”
The yellow pegasus yelps as Discord bursts through her door, sending her animals scattering for cover.
”I’ve never felt this way before and it’s so exciting!” Discord gushes, doing loops through the air until he looked like a coiled spring, complete with a comical stretching sound.
Fluttershy sighs and blows a bit of her mane out of her face. “Discord, did you have to-!” Then what the chaos spirit said clicks in her head, making the mare blink. Not a moment later, a blinding smile finds its way to her face. ”Discord, I’m so happy for you! I never thought you’d think that way over another pony!” Fluttershy exclaims happily, her wings beating lightly in excitement. “Who is it?”
”Ah, but he’s not a mare. He’s something a million times better!” Discord almost yells, his smile getting larger. “I can smell it on him. All the mischief and disorder just bubbling beneath his skin, yet, so controlled and ready to be used by a male who ISN’T a sissy. And never have I felt an actual physical attraction before him...” The draconequus brings his hands to his reddening face as steam pours from his ears. “Ohh my the lewd things I’d do to that unique bod...”
Fluttershy found her face getting red too. “A-a stallion? Y-you’re attracted to a s-stallion? But that’s forbidden love!”
Discord clicked his tongue and shook a talon dismissively. “A prissy stallion? I think not. My tastes are far more patrician. No, I want a man. A HUman to be precise. And nothing is off limits to me.”
That stopped the young mare’s steamy thoughts for a moment. ”A human? But the only one is...”
”Anonymous!” The spirit finishes with a red-faced grin. “Just his name makes my heart flutter!” And true enough, a heart shape was beating an outline on his chest. ”Ooohhhhh~” With the back of his hand over his eyes, Discord swoons and ‘faints’ into a fancy loveseat that appears in a puff of smoke.
”But...” Fluttershy bites her lip. “I don’t want to sound offensive, but how are you going to attract him? He seems like he’s only interested in females...”
Discord stands back up, the conjured loveseat vanishing as he puts his fingers to his chin in thought. ”Hmm...” The draconequus hums to himself as he goes over ideas. “Try as I am? No, that’ll fail. Cheesy fated romance thing? Nope. He’s as chaotic as I and would rebel... No, no mind control. I want him to come to me freely." He giggles. “Heh. Cumming freely.” Then his eyes go wide. “That’s it! And it’ll shake things up for me, too. Ol’ Discord, you’re a genius! To avoid not-so-funny confusion, just call me Eris after this, will you Flutters?”
Fluttershy is interrupted from any more lewd thoughts as Discord conjures a full sized mirror in front of himself with a snap of his fingers.
”Hmm, let's see...”
The chaotic spirit snaps his fingers again, turning his whole body an earthy red clay color. He then grabs his face and starts molding it, showing that he is indeed made out of clay.
His long face, after a few abstract mess-ups, replaced with a slim, angular muzzle complete with a saucy, one fanged grin. He pulls his goatee off, stretching it like taffy before mixing with his short mane, creating a full head of long and voluminous hair. Looking down, he ponders his lower body for just a moment before smiling. His hands then pull at his hips, giving them a gentle flare. He does the same to his shoulders, pulling them out just enough to complement the widened hips and making his body an hourglass figure.
By now, Fluttershy has figured out where this was going and could only mutely gape.
The clay Discord-Eris taps his-her? Chin.
Fluttershy decided that “her” fit better for her own sanity.
Putting a thumb in her mouth, Eris blows on it, puffing her now delicate looking cheeks out. With the same sound as a helium tank filling a balloon, a pair of round, perky teats sprout from Eris’ chest. At the same time, her rump fills out just enough to form a gentle curve with the rest of her body. As an afterthought, the tall spirit puffs up the tuft on her chest and pulls it just barely low enough to cover her nipples.
Now the odd spirit has gone from “Hourglass” to “Drop dead gorgeous.”
With a smile, she turns back from clay to her normal colors.
”Oh yes, now he’ll-” The now feminine Discord stops at hearing her own voice. “Oops.”
Her eagle hand goes into her mouth and down her own throat, where the sound of a switch flipping is heard. Pulling the hand out, the curvy chaos personification clears her throat. “One more try...” she says, then grins when her voice comes out rich and husky.
”Now for the most important change.”
With a snap of her fingers... Nothing happens.
The yellow and only slightly mentally scarred witness jumps back when Eris suddenly yelps and crosses her legs.
”Oof,” she almost gags. “T-that was none too pleasant. Note to self: organs all shift upwards with a snatch.”
”...”
Poor Fluttershy can only blink and wonder what she just saw.
”Well well well, who is this fine lady?” Eris grins to herself as she slowly turned in front of the mirror, striking erotic poses. “Get ready, my sweet Anon. Imma beat that dickie up!”
And with that, Fluttershy’s strained mind finally gave her mercy and let her faint.
Author's Note
Man I dont even fucking know
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