Spike had awoken to the sound of his phone ringing. He rolled over and hit the end call button.

"Nooo... Hungover... Need sleep." He managed to spit out before going back to sleep only to be awoken by another call. This time he ansewered.

"Whaaaat!?" He yelled at the phone and person calling, only to get silence in response.

"Talk fast or dont talk at all and let me sleep bro!" He said to the person on the other line. Irritation clearly in his voice

"Oh my bad wrong number." Then all he heard was dail tone. He tried to roll over but the anger had all ready woken him up and trying to sleep was futile. He mumbled something about switching his service plan and stood up. he slept over his friends house so he was still in his clothing from the night before. He wore a green shirt with a puprle hoodie, a pair of black jeans and purple shoes. He was 6'2 with emerald green eyes, he had green hair with light green on the sides. He stretched before going into the bathroom to make sure he didnt have anything on his face. He left the residence and walked over to his house.

He forgot his key so he had to knock. He waited until he hear footsteps and the door swung open to reavel a very high purple alicorn.

"Twilight you smoked without me, im hurt." Spike said as he turned away dramatically. Laughing to himself.

"You know if you would stay home for one night we might be able to wake'n'bake together. Its fine though i got more, follow me." She said turning around. Even though spike and twilight were like brother and sister he couldn't help but stare at her ass especially when she wore skinny jeans. She got out her stash, rolled a fat joint and lit it.

Twilight puffed the joint and passed it to spike. He hit it and blew out a smoke ring. He had been smoking since he was 12 and now as an adult it was just a daily routine.

"Aight twi, so whats on the schedule for the day?" He asked passing it back to her. Starting to feel happier.

"Nothing really. I was just gonna watch netflix and get high all day." She said as she put her feet on the atumin and relaxed.

"Your a fucking burn out twi..." He laid down on the couch with his head on her lap and kicked off his shoes.

"And thats what i love about you." He passed her the remote. He was about to suggest something when there was a knock on the door. Twilight turned up the tv and ignored it. Pointing to the door.

"No, twilight dont get up to fast you lazy bitch." He said with a groan as he got up, when he opened the door it was pinkie. She had her trademark smile on.

"Pinkie pie, you wanna toke up?" Spike asked the happy pony. In his opion she needed some to calm her down, or maybe it was because she smoke to much that she was so happy. He had completly lost his train of thought and greeted pinkie pie again only to recieve a confused look from her. She looked at his eyes and realized he was already baked.

"Not today spike i gotta go help rarity with something." Spike and twilight both booed at the same time.

"I just needed to see if you were still coming to help me pick out some new shoes, these ones are ruined." she looked down at her old shoes.

"Totaly, give me a call when you wanna go, ill be here." She hugged spike and made sure to put his face between he D cup breasts.

"Thanks spike, bye." She skipped away humming a tune. Spike went back over to twilight and laid down. When twilight smelled spike she gagged.

"Damn spike what the fuck! You smell like booze and sex! Go take a shower man!" She covered her nose and pushed him away from her.

"Ok damn no need to get violent..." He walked up the crystal stairs and slipped remebering he didnt have shoes on and socks did not have enough grip. He went back down to grab his shoes and saw twilight asleep. A devilish grin plastered on his face. He took out a marker and went to work

2 hours later he had gotten out of the shower and changed into a dark purple tank top, black shorts and black shoes. He got a text from pinkie saying to meet him at the mall.

He woke twi to tell her he would be back later. He laughed when he saw her face.

"Dont go out like that." Spike said with a grin

"Like wha- SPIIIIIIIIIKE!" He ran away from the castle and went to the mall.

When he got there pinkie was sitting at one of the shops eating a slice of pizza.

"Alright pinkie, so what place you wanna stop first?" He asked the pink hair girl and she shrugged and they looked around in different shops for about an hour. They were browsing until she saw a pair of all pink shoes and instanly fell in love. She bought them and threw away her other pair and put them on.

"Well im not going home until twilight is asleep, so what now?" pinkie had the perfect plan.

"I got a bottle of everclear back at my house if you wanna party a little." A suductive smile creeping it way onto her face. Spike blushed.

"Fuck it lets get hammered!" Said spike as they hopped into pinkies car and went up to her house. She opened the door and they went to her room and she pulled out a full bottle of everclear and started drinking. Half way through they smoked a blunt and once they were both suffiecently high and drunk they started to listen to some rap and dance. Spike and pinkie had a dance routine for one of the songs that came on and when it started so did they. But they soon realized they were a little to fucked up for choreography. Then pinkie laid down on her bed and spike sat next to her and they talked for a little. They were discussing politics, how there day was what they did.

"Pinkie by the way what did rarity need you for?" He spit her name like venom, after he had finally told her how he felt she laughed at him saying he was a kid. His heart was shattered and now he refused to even talk to her.

"She needed help with sweetie belle, she got caught with a bag of weed from what we smoked yesterday." Rarity was against weed although she has to pop a Xanax every 5 hours or she cries.

"Why do you guys even talk to her anymore She a whore!?" Just thinking about her made his blood boil.

"If we didn't who would?" She shurruged. Pinkie see he was getting mad and decided to change the subject.

"Spike, have you ever thought about selling weed?" He was a little confused why she brought it up. It was completely off subject and caught him off guard.

"No, can say I have. Why do you ask?" he looked at her as she sat up.

"Well you got almost everyone to start smoking, everyone goes to you to get them weed from your dealers, and nobody would ever suspect you deal. You would make a killing!" he had never thought about it that way before, and it did sound like a good idea and he could use the extra money he thought.

"Hmmm... I'll think about it." he looked at the time and saw it was ten pm and he wanted to get back before twilight locked him out. He got up and hugged pinkie.

"I gotta go before twilight locks me out, I'll see you later." he left and started his walk home. When he got back he saw twilight sleeping on the couch watching Netflix. He went upstairs to his room and laid down but he couldn't fall asleep for he was in deep thought about what pinkie said. It was a good idea. he had his eye on a car for awhile now but couldn't hold a job long enought to get it. It was decided then and there, on one condition he was only going to sell until he had enough money for the car and then that was it. He drifted off to sleep ready for the next day

Author's Note

I had to sub out some words so it could pass moderation so if it seems a little off its because of the words I used