The Golem

by thathornypony

In Which Twilight Eats Luna's Ass

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Twilight woke suddenly. She thought for a moment that it had all been a dream, but the memories remained too clear. It had definitely happened. But she was glad that at least she had gotten out. Except for one problem. She absolutely no idea where she was. She was in a dim forest. She thought at first she had somehow ended up in the Everfree, but this place was different. The Everfree was strange, but she knew it; she most definitely did not know this place. Even the light had a strange quality to it.

She spread her wings, hoping to fly above the trees and see where she was, but they would not lift her. They felt heavy and stiff. There was no sense in teleporting, since she didn't know where she was or where she was going, so she started walking. Just walking. That was another strange thing: by all rights she should hardly have been able to stand after the fucking she just got. But there wasn't even a hint of soreness.

After some time (she didn't know how long) something changed. At first she couldn't even figure out what it was that had changed, it was just a feeling. Then she realized it was a sound. The forest before had been completely silent, but now she heard something like the rushing of--water! She ran towards it.

Soon she came to a river. It was dark and wide. She couldn't see the other side. Which meant she couldn't cross it. She approached the banks, hoping she would at least be able to get a drink. But the waters were murky. She felt something inside her saying she shouldn't even touch the water. Fortunately, she wasn't at all thirsty. After all that walking?, she thought. She kept moving. She stayed by the river. It was a landmark if nothing else. And she could risk it if she got desperate.

That didn't happen, though. After following the river she didn't know how far, she saw something ahead. As she approached, she saw it a small dock with a boat tied up. Even better, it looked like there were ponies in the boat! She ran towards it, yelling for them not to leave without her.

As she got closer, she realized that she recognized one of them—it was princess Luna! And she was having sex with the other pony in the boat! Twilight stopped running. What, she thought.

She got closer, more slowly now. They didn't notice her. One of them was definitely Luna, she just wasn't sure who that was who was fucking her. He looked old, though, and skinny. Not that that seemed to be any problem for them. He was working away at Luna's plot.

She felt bad for interrupting them, but she really did want to know what was going on. She coughed quietly, "hello?"

The boat nearly capsized.

Twilight was nearly blown backward by the full force of the Royal Canterlot Voice. "HOW DARE YOU DISTURB US IN THIS PLACE, MORTA—Twilight?" Luna suddenly looked very confused, and also concerned. "Twilight Sparkle, what are you doing here?"

"I have no idea!" she said, "I don't even know where here is."

Luna sighed. She looked over at the other pony. "Excuse me a moment, we need to talk," she said. He just shrugged, and sat down, stoking his dick to keep it hard.

Luna lead Twilight a short ways off. "Okay," she said, "long story short, this is the underworld. He," she gestured at the old stallion, "is the ferrypony who takes ponies souls over to the afterlife."

"Sooo," Twilight began.

"You're dead," said Luna. "If you're here, it's because you died somehow. I can come here whenever I want; it's all related to dreaming. In a way. So I come to visit him, as you saw." Twilight chuckled nervously. "And it's a good thing I was here.

"You aren't going to go with him. You may be dead, but you are an alicorn, we're immortal. That means you have to go back to Equestria, to your body. You will need my help to find your way. Because believe me, you do not want to get lost in these woods."

Twilight stammered a little, and said, "Um, okay, that was all kind of sudden."

"Eh, when you're immortal you get used to dying pretty quickly. You're probably going to end up back here many times. Celestia and I certainly have.

"Now, I just have to—ah—finish some business with him. Wait here a moment, and then we'll be off." Twilight watched Luna go back to the stallion. Without even waiting for him to move, she lifted him up in her magic and put him on her back. She then proceeded to pound herself with his dick, as he shook helplessly in her magic. I need to try that sometime, Twilight thought. It wasn't long before he came; he gripped her flanks as best he could, and buried himself as deep in her pussy as possible. Luna, pulled him off of her, set him down, and walked back over to Twilight. "There," she said, "now follow me."

With that, Luna started walking into the forest. Twilight could see cum leaking from her backside. She felt her tail twitching a little at the dock; apparently Luna had neglected to mention that the underworld was a very horny place. She trotted after Luna. "So, do you do that often?," Twilight asked.

"From time to time," was Luna's answer. "But right now I have questions for you. How exactly did you die?" She narrowed her eyes. "Discord didn't have anything to do with it, did he?"

"No, no," Twilight said. She paused for a moment before answering. She suddenly realized how embarrassing her situation was: she had accidentally killed herself with a sex toy. On the other hoof, she had just walked in on Luna getting railed by somepony she had never seen before, and she didn't seem disturbed at all. She was just leaking a little. Twilight couldn't help but keep stealing glances back. At last she decided to just say it. "It was an accident. I may have made a golem, and things may have gotten a little out of control."

"A golem?" Luna sounded worried. "What did you tell it to do? Is Ponyville in danger?"

Twilight stopped suddenly. She had completely forgotten that the golem was still working. She had put enough magic in it that its enchantments would last for a long time. It was probably still fucking her body. Unless, of course,—she got very worried—somepony found her. "I don't think Ponyville is in any danger, but we do need to get back quick," she said. She ran ahead.

"You didn't answer my question," Luna said. "What. is. it. doing."

No way out of it now. "I...I told it to fuck me," Twilight said. "Everything was going great, until I was ready to stop. I guess I didn't put any way of stopping in the command."

Luna was visibly struggling not to laugh. "It's not funny!" Twilight stamped her hoof. "The damn thing broke my neck!"

"For you, maybe. Personally I find it quite amusing," Luna said.

"Well have you ever been fucked to death?" Twilight said.

"Oh yes, a number of times." That wasn't what Twilight had been expecting. "Isn't it fun?"

"You're insane," Twilight muttered. "Nevermind that, came we please hurry. I really don't want Spike to have to find my body. Especially in the state it's in."

"Do not worry too much. Time moves differently here," Luna said, her voice was softer, reassuring. Then, "Also, I see you looking at my hindquarters; make up your mind about what you are going to do, and we can go a great deal faster.

Twilight turned red. "Princess! I-I don't know what you're talking about."

Luna stopped and looked back at her. She raised an eyebrow. "If you say so. I really don't mind. As lovely a time as I had back there, I didn't get to finish." She winked at Twilight. Then she winked at Twilight.

That broke the spell. "Oh... all right." Twilight said, trying not to sound too eager. If she was honest with herself, it wasn't the first time she had thought about doing it. She preferred stallions most of the time; of the rest, Luna's ass was a big part. But she hadn't thought she would ever get to eat it like she wanted outside of dreams. And then she remembered who she was dealing with. It's not fair! she thought, as she approached Luna's moon.

She had thought about it before, and she had been stealing glances at it as they had been walking, but having Luna's ass right in front of her was absolutely exhilarating. Luna didn't have the biggest ass; it wasn't as full and plump as Celestia's, or even her own, but it was a beautiful ass. It was sleek and taught. Sure it wasn't curvy, but that just meant there was nothing to hide her marehood. Twilight admired the colors, too. How the dark blue fur of her thighs became mottled at the edges of her cutie mark, and turned black as it descended into the valley of her cheeks. And then at the bottom, the fur thinned and gave way to bare flesh. The lips of Luna's pussy were blue like the rest of her, a rich deep color, that made the glimpses of pink inside stand out almost shockingly. Twilight could see some white, too. Luna was still full of cum, and it continued to leak out of her. Twilight wanted it. Needed it. All of it. She heard the ass calling to her. Pulling her towards it.

Twilight pressed her muzzle in and inhaled, basking in Luna's musk, in the mixture of arousal and sweat. She could feel herself getting wet, feel her dock twitching. But that wasn't important right now. Right now all she wanted to do was serve her fellow princess. When Twilight finally allowed herself to touch Luna, she dove right in. Her tongue pushed into Luna's folds, eagerly lapping up all the cum that was still in there. The salty taste was a reward for the part of her that was still insisting she was straight. Soon, though, she had slurped up all she could reach, and it gave way to just the taste of Luna. Twilight loved it. She had tasted her own juices, but never another mare before. And there was something different about it, something sweeter. She couldn't get enough of it.

Eventually she had to come up for air. When she did, a little awareness of the outside world returned. She noticed that Luna was breathing heavily. She was too. She admired the royal plot again. It was as beautiful as before, but now a new part caught her eye. Above the pussy, still parted from her tongue, was, Twilight decided the most perfect asshole she had ever seen. She had never seriously considered the anus aas something sexual before. Now a host of new thoughts, each dirtier than the last blossomed in her mind, like that blue flower in front of her.

But there was a question first. "Luna, if we're in the underworld and our bodies are still back in Equestria, what are we right now? Ghosts?"

Luna kept panting for a little while before she answered. "Not really. This is more similar to being in a dream. Why do you aaaassk—"

Luna was cut off, because Twilight had heard the answer she wanted. Which was that they were in dream bodies at that moment. Which meant she could eat the asshole without any worry. So she did. She kissed Luna's puckered hole, wrapped her lips around it, traced that puffy circle, and then, before she could think about it, pushed in. There was something vaguely familiar about the feeling of those tight muscles around her tongue, but it was wholly different from her pussy. It enveloped her more closely. And the shape was different. The tightness continued as she drove in, but then, at the very tip of her tongue, she sensed it opening up, a wider space inside. As she explored thoughts that refused to go away surface through her lust, thoughts of just what she was doing, how much she was loving it. Shame burned in her, but it only served as fuel for the far greater burning, for the need in her nethers.

She also realized that she wanted Luna to cum. That she could not stay there forever, greedily helping herself to whatever she wanted. She wanted to please her princess. So, reluctantly, she kissed Luna's asshole goodbye, and dove again into her lower parts. She hadn't thought it would be possible, but Luna's cunt was even wetter when she returned to it. She could see out of the corners of her eyes, where the juices had run down the insides of her legs. She tasted Luna again. All the unique ways her arousal tasted on the different parts of her body. On her fur, on her lips, on her walls inside.

Twilight was almost done. But she had saved the best for last. Luna was holding herself wide and loose, and Twilight could see perfectly her prize, that magical pink pearl. Luna was inviting her, and Twilight accepted. She caressed it, kissed it, suckled it. Her whole world narrowed to that tiny nub of flesh. Her new destiny was simply to pleasure it and nothing more.

As she lapped at it happily, suddenly something happened. Luna cried out. Her pussy contracted around Twilight's nose, which had pushed inside. Her tongue, which was still hanging out to play with that clit caught a flood of juices released by Luna's orgasm. Luna's ass raised into the air as her front legs buckled. Twilight backed off, though she continued licking up everything that Luna had to give her, the sweet marejuice.

Luna lay on the ground, panting hard."By the stars," she said at last. "We—I needed that. Thank you, Twilight Sparkle." She shook her head, and rose on shaky hooves. "I hope that will have cleared your mind a little."

Twilight stood, catching her own breath. Internally, she was swelling with pride. Not only had she made Luna cum, she had made her cum hard. The way her whole body had shaken, how the cries of pleasure had forced themselves out of her, filled her with joy. She had done all that with only her mouth. She didn't even need to touch herself, just seeing what she had done was all the satisfaction she needed. Although... She looked behind her. The ground was wet where she had been standing, and she felt how wet she was.

But she couldn't stop now. As glorious as Luna's ass was, it still wasn't worth the humiliation of having her body found (but maybe if it was Luna humiliating y—shut up, brain she thought). "Yes," she nodded slowly, "let's keep going."

Trees passed by, but they all looked the same. "See," Luna said, "look how much faster we can go when we're not distracted."

"Sorry about that," Twilight said. "I don't know what came over me. All of a sudden, the only thing I could think about is what a great butt you have."

"There is nothing to be sorry about," Luna said, "My butt is indeed great; I have seen a great many dreams about it; believe me when I say that probably most of Equestria would love to have done what you just did.

"And speaking of dreams, if it's starting to seem like everything here it about sex, I can explain why if you'd like."

"I was kind of starting to wonder about that. Practically the first thing I saw was you and the ferrypony, and then this just happened out of nowhere—I mean, no offense, but I'm not normally into mares at all."

"You could have fooled me," Luna said, "But anyway, as I said before, this place is very like a dream. And so it will change depending on your state of mind, what you were doing when you came here and so on."

"So, since I was in the middle of sex when I 'died'..." Twilight trailed off.

"Pretty much everything you see and do here is going to have to do with sex," Luna finished. "Which is good for us. It is rare that the path back to Equestria is completely clear; there are other things in this forest than just the souls of dead ponies. But like this, they're not likely to give you any trouble that can't be solved by having sex with them. But we're both alicorns, so we shouldn't be bothered too much in general."

"That's... good to know," Twilight said. She was a little nervous. She imagined all kinds of things that might be lurking in the forest. And was just supposed to fuck them? That was what Luna had said, and she could feel her back half aching in agreement. I guess that might not be too bad, she thought, if I wasn't in a hurry. She spoke up, "how long is this path, anyway? Are we getting close to Equestria?"

Luna chuckled, "Dreams, Twilight, dreams. Do not ask 'how long' or 'how far' here, those things do not mean much here. We will reach Equestria when the time is right. Whatever that turns out to mean—it is different every time."

Twilight was starting to get worried. "Isn't there anyway to at least get an idea of how—" She bumped into something. She stepped back, to see the large gate she had just walked into. It was ornate, or had been at one point. Now it was rusted, and overgrown with vines.

"And here we are," Luna said smugly. "Is that soon enough for you?"

"Yeah, yeah," Twilight grumbled, "now how do we get this open." As soon as she said that, the vines began to move. They peeled off the gate and writhed in the air.

Luna stepped back. "Have fun," she waved as the vines wrapped around Twilight's torso and lifted her into the air. "Don't worry," she called into the mass of plants that was growing around Twilight, "they won't hurt you. Just relax, and enjoy yourself."

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