Life With Benefits

Sitting on the porch of the main lodge I rested my head against Silver Spoon, drifting in and out of sleep as we reminisced about the past in the ember glow of the setting sun. That day in the cabin when we joked about only liking mares from then on out, who would have known that we would be back here as we are. Two mares in love with one another resting next to each other.

Had somepony said that this was going to happen to either of us, I’m sure they’d be missing some teeth. But looking back on how we got to this point makes me smile as I snuggle next to Silver.

I may not had much of a past because I spent much of it trying to get my cutie mark. But there are still some fun times I often like to reminisce from time to time. Like prom night and the first time I stayed at silvers, both were great times I enjoyed.

One more so than the other than I would like to admit. The night i stayed over at Silver’s house was a lot of fun. Though the girls couldn’t make it and Dimond was sick, she and I had so much fun that night.

It was then she and I first began to develop feelings for each other. We had our first kiss then laughed about it, even then we weren’t sure if we were attracted in that way. Both of us were dating new stallions around that time, but even still we felt closer to each other than we did to them.

As a joke around the boys we would often find ways to trick them into doing things for us. It was funny when they helped Big Mac out, I guess it's true what they say about colts. Always wanting to prove themselves.

The best part about it was listening to Big Mac order them around. His calm tone mixed with his strength was enough to make them scared. Though we all know he wouldn’t hurt a fly, they sure didn’t.

The funniest thing we heard him say that day was, “Granny Smith could do a better job while she naps.” Only for us to see her come sleep walking out of nowhere dragging several crates of apples.

Big Mac almost lost his mind trying to figure out how to get her back to her rocking chair. But nothing compared with how we teased them, and often drove them crazy just for laughs. The best moment we had doing that was during a sleepover at Silver’s house.

She had a new camera and we were lucky enough to catch Spike out for a late night stroll. At the time he had taken up stargazing to clear his mind. He often looked back on what if he had remained as the Dragon Lord, or even how Princess Ember was doing.

He still had a crush on Rarity but he wasn’t as awe struck as he used to be in her presence. He was a little calmer than before, according to Zecora the longer he resisted his draconic instincts the wiser he would become. Even Twilight had noticed this when he began calculating theoretical physics.

Not having seen him in so long we were surprised to see how much taller he had become over the years.

As he came over he waved to us, “Scoots, Silver, what are you two doing out here so late?”

“We could ask you the same thing.” I giggled covering my muzzled.

“Ya, heading over to Rarity’s to peep on her as she showers?” He blushed rubbing the back of his head as Silver nudged him with her knee.

He soon smiled as he wrapped his arms around us as he dropped to kneel on one knee, “Why, you mares want to come watch as well?” We blushed in awkward silence looking at him, “Most of the time she sings, but if we are lucky she could be…” He slowly lowered his voice, “laying on her back…” Pulling us in he whispered, “hoof down between her legs…” Silver slipped out covering her ears as Spike laughed at her.

Blushing I stuttered as I looked at him, “A-and t-then w-what does she do?”

Both Silver and Spike stared at me as their jaws dropped, “You can’t seriously want to know if he is peeping on her. I mean you know what she’s doing right?”

“Well I can guess, but what else does she do? Does she fantasize about anypony, or even reach behind herself and-”

“SCOOTS!” Silver shouted stopping me as she pointed at Spike.

“I have no idea what she really does. Her shower is on the second floor and has one window that looks down for ventilation.” He seemed catatonic for a moment as he said that, “I only know this because of the few times I’ve showered there, after helping her gather gems for her dresses.”

Looking at his crotch we noticed a bulge starting to form as it pushed on his scales, “Um… Spike…” Silver waved her hoof in front of his eyes.

“I have seen her walking out of her bathroom…” His cock slowly started to show itself as he went on, “dripping wet in only a bathrobe. She’s still just as beautiful as the day I first met her.”

Poking his slowly rising cock he soon shook his head, “So how big does it get?” Silver asked as she eyed it before he covered himself.

Clearing his throat as he blushed he turned his back, “S-s-so…” He was nervous and trying to calm down, “what did you want me for again?”

Holding out some sexy photos of ourselves we giggled, “We want you to send these to our coltfriends. Just so we can see how long it takes for them to come running.”

He groaned rolling his eyes as he looked back at us, “Really? You want to tease the hell out of…” Shaking his head he blew on the pictures.

As they ignited and turned into smoke he sighed as he turned to walk somewhere, “let me know when you kids are done being cock teases.” He waved his hand walking towards Sugarcube Corner, “When you do, we’ll hang out some time. Maybe talk over some coffee.”

At this hour we knew that Sugarcube Corner was closed, and some rumors were floating around that Spike had been going over to Rarity’s home late at night. There wasn’t any proof, and when some ponies asked Sweetie Belle.

All she could tell anypony was, “I haven’t seen him come by unless Twilight drags him along, or sends him with a dress and a note. Most of the time he’s either running errands for Twilight, gathering gems with my sister, or simply staying in the castle tending to his own work.”

Without any real proof nopony could say if anything was going on. Though the rumors lined up around the times Sweetie Belle was out for the night. So there had to be some truth to it, but at the moment we wanted to have our fun.

Hiding out nearby we waited for only fifteen minutes before the boys showed up. We tried to keep from laughing out loud as they banged on the door. Before long we noticed a flash of light just before the door opened.

As it opened we saw ourselves standing there in sexy lingerie, “That’s not right.” Silver whispered trying not to burst into laughter.

“We couldn’t have come up with anything better.” I snickered watching the boys walk in following our sexy doubles.

As the door shut we rushed to sneak back inside. We could hear them putting on their best moves on them.

“Wow that is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.” I snickered trying not to pound on the door.

Silver hung from my shoulder trying to keep from falling over, “You fall for it every time.”

As they moved in on our counterparts we did what we could to keep calm. Walking into the room we caught them kissing the necks of the mares whom they thought to be us.

Quietly counting down we took a deep breath and shouted in unison as angry as we could, “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?” They quickly turned to look at us, freaking out as they constantly looked back and forth between the two sets of us.

“Just what in Equestria are you doing?” Silver asked trying to keep from laughing.

As the boys stuttered and tripped over their own words as I walked up to them, “How could you do this to us?” I had tears forming in my eyes from how hard I was about to laugh.

We almost felt sorry for them as their dicks dangled between their legs.

Coming up close Silver grabbed her coltfriend’s balls giving them a good hard squeeze making him wince, “This is Mine Discord!”

As they looked back at our counter parts, they watched as they became deformed and began melding into each other. With a popping sound and a flash of light he returned to normal.

Still in the lingerie he took a pose as he laughed, “It’s not my fault that they find me sexier.” The boys ran to stick their heads out the window, vomiting into the bushes Discord snapped his fingers.

Turning back into us he laughed, “What you don’t find me attractive anymore? Are you boys that shallow to find out I have a bigger dick than you?” We couldn’t stop laughing as they continued to vomit into the bushes.

Sliding down the wall one of them groaned, “Not… funny.”

Turning back to normal Discord shrugged his shoulders, “Not my fault you don’t understand satire.”

Just the memory of Silver’s old coltfriend that night and how he reacted still makes me laugh sometimes, “That was not satire…” His eyes nearly popped out of his head as he pointed at Discord while wrapping his hoof around the other stallion, “we don’t know what you could have, and we don’t want to catch it.”

“Tough crowd, am I right mares?” Seeing Discord in a tie still makes me laugh every now and again.

It didn’t take very long before our coltfriends dumped us after that little prank. Some ponies often said they needed a thicker coat, and others quoted how they shouldn’t dish out what they couldn’t take. We weren’t sure about what they meant with the last part till, Silver Spoon and several of our classmates found them peeking in on nearly every mare in the showers.

A joke they claimed it to be, even with several pictures of the mares bathing and having a little harmless fun in the showers. Whipping each other with towels, checking out their own flanks in the mirror, gossiping about random things that didn’t matter, things like that. Cheerilee had them taken before Twilight and her friends to be dealt with for their actions.

Something they came to regret later once their parents were involved. Twilight had them send off for a psychological evaluation, she had hopped that it was just them being colts and the issue could be resolved. Hopefully before it got worse than it already was, their parents were lucky that Twilight and her friends at least kept them out of a legal debate with the parents of the mares they spied on.

No telling what some of them would do, but I knew Silver Spoon’s dad wasn’t going to go easy on them.