Peter Griffin vs Celestia
Peter Grffin vs Celestia
By Jayfeather97
There stood Peter about to get into a fight with the chicken again.
"You son of a bitch," Peter said to the chicken.
Fist raised Peter was going to hit the chicken until he felt himself get pulled into oblivion.
"See you after your two hours of hell fatman." Stewie said with his evil grin holding his dimensional transporter.
Peter woke up to find himself falling from the sky and about to hit into a castle's roof. Peter just watched calmy in a sitting position when he was falling eating a bannana he pulled out of no where. As he hit the castle roof he fell right through and landed on the floor on his face with a thud.
Quickly sitting up he started holding his left knee going "Sssssssss ahhhhhhh, ssssssssss ahhhhhhh, ssssssss ahhhhhhh."
He did this repeatedly breathing in with a ssssssssss and exhaling with an ahhhhhhh.
After a while he just stood up perfectly fine and went to walk around where he was to just slip on his bannana peel, which he dropped with his 'landing', and go through the sssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhh faze again. This time as he was doing this the sun princess had came to investigate the thud she had heard.
The princess had been watching the ssssssssssssssssssss ahhhhhhhhhh coming from the fat man in green pants and a white shirt. He wore glasses and looked like he has two balls hanging from his chin.
When Peter finished with his second ssssssss ahhh faze, Celestia went over and introduced herself, unscared about the human and Peter did to.
When they finished introducing each other they Peter's stomach started growling.
Celestia asked if he was hungry, realising that it was lunch time. Peter replied with a no.
"You are such a liar," Celestia accused him.
"Well everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that."
Peter explained.
Celestia just giggled and took him to her dining area. Celestia has had many encounters with humans coming into her world frequently so it doesn't really make her surprised anymore. They all usually end up going back in about two hours.
Peter followed her also unfazed by the fact a pony with wings and a horn was in front of him. Why was he unfazed?? Because all the shit he's seen doesn't really make this anymore surprising. Stroking his chin he felt something there. Looking down he grasped the balls on his chin and said, "How did these get up here?" putting them back into his underpants.
Celestia and Peter reached the dining area and sat down waiting for their meals. The servants unfazed by the human there brought them their food (they had seen plenty of humans eating there before aswell). It was all vegetarian but Peter still liked it.
Thankful for the meal Peter insisted he was to pay for the meal.
"No no no, you brought me a wonderful meal so take it, here." Peter said pushing the money to her.
"Oh no no your my guest of honor so please take it back." Celestia replied pushing the money back.
"No no, I insist this is also for the damage from the roof." Peter explained pushing the money back to her.
"Oh no no your money is no good here," Celestia explained pushing the money back to him.
"But I feel bad so here take it," Peter pushed the money back to her.
"No please here keep it I insist I invited you," Celestia said a little bit too aggressive pushing it back.
"No I insist," Peter said aggressively holding on to the money whilst pushing it forward so the princess couldn't push it back.
"No keep your money now," Celestia ordered threateningly.
"No I will not I said take it so take it." Peter said through gritted teeth.
"Take it back now or else," Celestia said with enough anger to through you back.
"Or else what?" Peter asked.
Celestia took her crown off and put it on the table.
They both stood there having a stare off they were both directly head to head in height. After 5 seconds Celestia took the first throw by pushing on her hind legs and lifting her right forearm hitting it directly onto Peter head.
"You son of a bitch," Peter exclaimed.
Peter seeing the forearm hit his head, and saying what he said, grabbed it and started punching Celestia in the face causing her to bleed from her lip. Celestia then tried to ram into him with her horn but he grabbed her horn in his arm pit and threw a left hook at her. Celestia got out of his grip and threw her left hoof at him causing him to bleed from his right ear. Peter than dived here and they rolled and tumbled out of the dining room towards the entrance of the castle. The guards came to intervene but Luna who was watching in awe as she saw Peter Griffin, so she ordered them back and brought out a video recorder from no where and started recording it. Whilst they were tumbling and rolling Celestia got a good buck into him causing him to fling from the rolling into the massive doors of the castle which caused them to open. as he was in the air the princess teleported on top of him holding him down so when they hit the floor it would break his back from her being on top of him and the ground being made from tiles.
Peter saw her teleport on top of him and he twisted in the air so he was on top of her. Celestia spotting this, quickly teleported into the sky with him on top of her. As they were falling from the 300 meter drop she opened up her wings so she was pulled on top of him again and started flying around with him under her. He quickly threw a headbutt into her jaw causing it to crack and he quickly climbed till he was on her back and started hit her in the back of her head where her ears were.
Celestia feeling her head being pummeled from behind turned around and bit Peters left hands fingers fracturing some. He quickly withdrew from his assualt and held onto her mane ripping some of her fur out. The princess enraged teleported two metres above ground level and flew as fast as she could. Peter about to lose consciousness from the g-force quickly grabbed a nearby flame torch from on the street posts and burned her left wing setting it on fire. Howling in pain the princess slowed down dramatically, her right wing moving fast to keep her balanced and stop her crashing which didn't work as planned as she crashed into a nearby cart putting the fire out.
Peter crashed with the princess into a cart head first causing his cheeks to bruise purple as well as his right eye. As he got up he picked up a wooden stick which was the cart's leg and and swung it at the princess hit her in the cheek causing her to bruise. The princess then swung he horn at him grazing him across his chest. Peter starting huffing and puffing and so did Celestia both of them about to wear out. They stood for seven seconds apart until Peter threw his stick at her grazing her flank, which the princess retaliated and levitated the cart's wheel into his ribs from the left with extreme force. All the ponies that were watching had ran off and were hiding from the carnage that was happening in front of them. Princess Luna always not far behind them recording the fight with glee.
As soon as Peter got hit in the ribs he lunged and grabbed her horn with his left severly purple bruised hand. and started upper cutting her with his right hand and kneeing her in the face causing several of her white teeth to fall into the pool of blood before her. Celestia quickly causes her horn to glow with magic which burned Peter's hand which injuried it even more somehow. In his state of pain Celestia quickly stabs him in his leg with her horn causing blood to slowly drip from her horn and add it to her own pool of blood. As soon as Celestia stabs him she levitates him up so he can't move and bucks him twice on his ribs.
Peter feeling his pain growing in his chest, resists her magic and grabs her right hind leg and twists it as he's falling from the half a metre he was in the air hoping to dislocate it but the princess manages to get her hind leg out in time. The princess than turns around to blast him with her magic but sees he's not there. Celestia tried to think about it but didnt get the chance when he landed on her back causing her to shoot her contained magic out in an orb pushing both of the to in the air back together. They exchanged blows using their fists and hooves in mid air until they noticed the castle wall coming closer, so in a struggle they tried to over power each other to slam each other into the wall by twisting in the air. Peter saw the wall coming closer as he was about to slam her into the wall and noticed her horn was glowing which normally means shes going to teleport again.
Celestia about to teleport away again noticed Peter and snap her horn with his two arms and chucked it away. The magic instantly stopped and Celestia awaited the fate which she knew was going to be painful. BANG!!!!!!!!!!
She felt her back shatter from the force of hitting the wall, going through it and through another room which was the kitchen. Unable to move due to sheer pain Peter grabbed a pot and hit her across her face with it, several times. Peter just stared at her in her own pool of blood and slowly walked off to the entrance of the Castle and saw the mane six ready to fight him and were and furious. He gave them the one finger salute and as soon as he did Rainbow Dash charged him aiming to hit him where his broken glasses were on his head but to no avail as he was transported back into his own world.
Celestia opened her eyes as Peter walked to what used to be the entrance of the Castle and saw him give the mane six the one finger salute. He laughed hehehehehehehehehehehehehe as he was teleported back to his world.
Next time, she thought intently You will be up against them.
A/N: This is my second fanfiction ever and I believe it is shit. Typed it in two hours but said I would do a story based on this as some friends wanted me to. Please leave your comments about this as I am wondering is this even worth reading.
Thank you V-pony for the idea. Check out his page here, http://www.fimfiction.net/user/V-pony
