Screw the cutie mark necklace, I want the Portal Gun!
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Screw the cutie mark necklace, I want the Portal Gun!
Hello there everyone my name is Devin and I have had a shitty day.”Man this fucking sucks I look like total idiot dressed up like this, it’s very demeaning when everyone thinks you look like a gay clown.” I said to my friend Robert who was dressed as Rick from my favorite show Rick and Morty.
“Well Devin you lost the bet fair and square so you had to go dressed as Rainbow Dash from mlp. If you didn’t want to have to do this you shouldn’t have taken the shitty ass bet.” Said Robert while he had a smug grin plastered onto his face.
I looked out the bus’s window and watched the buildings, cars, and people passing through my view as we got ever so closer to comic con as I could feel people making fun of me and looking at me like i’m an an idiot and feeling humiliated to be me right now. “I hate my life right now.” I can’t help but feel ashamed, and I want to strangle Robert right now but then I would be a terrible friend and I can’t do something like that to a life long friend anyway. So I have to endure my mistake’s consequences and suck it up. I just hope I can meet Kevin Conroy, the greatest batman voice of all time, which would be a dream come true. I looked out and saw comic con coming into view finally. Before thinking of one of the days leading up to this.
The sun had slowly peeked through the curtains in my bedroom, that just so happen to shine right in my face, causing me to stir from some much needed sleep after coming back from the graveyard shift at my job. "I don't want to get out of bed, you stupid sunlight." No matter what I say I know the sun won't leave me alone considering either the sun or the planet would have to break the laws of physics to do so.
Once I finally go to make myself breakfast I turn on my CD player that starts playing my favorite Queen album as the song 'Bicycle Race' comes on while I go to the kitchen and make me some cereal. After eating, I turn off the CD player and grab my phone and headphones for a morning jog. During my jog I remember losing the bet me and Robert made at work, causing me to groan as I thought about having to dress up as Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony. I pushed the thought from my mind as I neared the end of my jog. After several hours I hear my doorbell ring, I open the door to see Robert holding up a Rainbow Dash costume, causing me to groan out of embarrassment.
“I just want to hurry up and get this done and over with as soon as possible.” We walked up to the gate we showed our comic con passes to security.”Well let’s get out there and see some panels or something.” I looked around as we entered the con and saw someone who dressed as the merchant from RE4 standing behind a stand that sold many different things from many different shows, movies, comics, and video games.
“Well I see Nolan North over there I’m going to go get his autograph you can come with if you want, if not than I’ll see you later.” said Robert. But as I was about to leave the merchant spoke to me.
“Hello there stranger would you be interested in this necklace that I have for sale.” as he gestured toward a necklace that looked like Rainbow Dash’s cutie mark. But as I was about to say no I saw a replica of Rick’s portal gun signed by Justin Roiland himself.
“No thanks, could I buy the portal gun replica from Rick and Morty?” I said with the most excitement I had ever had in my life as I couldn’t want it more.
“Well...uh of course that will be $350 for the portal gun stranger um... thank you, now enjoy your time in Equestria .” said the merchant after he handed me the portal gun.
“Wait what do you mean by tha... what the fuck?” I said as I started to get sucked into a green portal that appeared in front of me. “No wait someone help me!” as I was sucked into the awaiting portal to my apparent doom.
I knew then that I would never see my friends and family again and that I was going somewhere very dangerous.
After I had been sucked into the portal I could only remember passing out to the feeling of falling and the sight of a city made of clouds and some bird/horse hybrid flying towards me and apparently shouting for help with a filly falling to her death. It left me with a feeling of foreboding toward myself, the creature, and the city within my sight.
Sound Speed a stallion who’s coat was a baby blue with a rainbow mane, was minding his own business when he saw a cloud suddenly flashed green as a filly who looked almost exactly like a filly version of him falling out of the sky and without thinking dived to rescue her while shouting for help.”There’s a filly falling to her death!” As he neared her he saw her eyes fluttering closed as she neared her fatal impact with the ground, “I can’t let such a young filly die, I’m so close just a little further, I can make it just a little closer! Speed thought as he was flying closer to the filly trying to save her. Speed just barely catching her in time and pulling up from his dive, nearly hitting the ground he started flying back to Cloudsdale and saw two pegasi approaching him and the filly sleeping peacefully in his hooves, he moved a hoof to her neck and feeling her heartbeat and listening to her breathing nearing is ear to her mouth as she gently snored apparently unharmed.
“Sir are you and the filly alright, that was a long fall” said one of the pegasi as they finally made it to Speed’s position and it was clear that they weren’t the fastest pegasi in town as they descended toward Speed.
“We need to get to a hospital, just in case she’s injured in a way we can not see.” said Speed as he started flying toward the Cloudsdale hospital.”I hope she’s okay her folks are probably worried about her, but I want to know what that flash of green light was, I should probably check it out” Speed thought as he neared the cloud she had fallen off of.
“Huh there’s a saddlebag here, it’s must be her’s but there’s nothing here that could have hurt her, well i’d better take the bag with me so she doesn’t wonder where her things are.” He said to himself as he picked up the bag as well as the rainbow maned filly he was already holding as he went to the hospital to drop the filly off. What Sound Speed didn’t know was that the filly wasn’t even a filly at all but was actually a creature from another dimension where the world he lived in was not even real, but entertainment for an audience.
Author's Note
Hello there please rate fairly this my first story. Oh and if your interested please let me know if you could proofread for me if so thank you, if not than thanks for reading.
