The Pony of Chaos

by Bronze Inkwell

The beginning.

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“*sigh* Another shitty day, another shitty night, I just hope my teachers don't give me a fuck ton of homework.”

I say as I got out of bed. Standing up at my full height of 6 ft 4 in, I barely scraped my head against my undersized dorm room. I was 20 years old living on campus of the college I was going to. My roommate got to sleep in cause he didn't have any classes until later while I had mine all day today.

What made this so bad was I had a screwed up internal clock and usually slept to 10 am and went to bed at 1 in the morning, even during my childhood. I always had to take prescription pills every day and night so it would remain normal, but I have recently ran out and now need to go get more at the pharmacy.

“Greeeeat just my fucking luck.” When I looked out the window it was raining, and not just any rain, it was raining with the force equivalent to getting shot with a garden hose at point blank on the Jet setting. I packed up the stuff I would need for today’s classes, made lunch, got dressed in black khaki pants because I Hated jeans, my shirt was grey with a black dragon that was glowing dark purple and spitting out purple flames. ‘This has got to be my most badass shirt I have gotten.’

I quickly ate breakfast and grabbed my raincoat and umbrella along with my fencing suit and sword. Stepping outside the wind was really bad and I could barely see without getting an eye full of rain water, even with the umbrella. Luckily I am always prepared, I reached into my pocket pulling out a pair of swimming goggles. Putting them on I could now see but the water still pounded on the plastic.

I trudged forward though the rain until I came across the front doors to the college. Quickly getting inside I shook off the water on my raincoat and umbrella on the rug where everyone wipes their feet. I got into my first class and saw that it was empty, even the teacher wasn't there yet.

‘Well shit I'm too early oh well at least I can stay here cause I am not going back out there until I have to go to my job.’

I went to the desk in the back and played games on my phone. I was surprised to see that even after 3 hours passed on one was here. ‘Well shit I must of missed the message to where we didn't have classes today because of weather.’

I decided I might be able to get some overtime hours at my job so that just means more money for me. Packing up I left the college and ran to my car. A nice black mustang that had 2 white stripes down the middle.

I start my car and drive to work. 45 minutes later I'm at work. It was a small grocery store that sold everyday items. Getting out of my car and dashing inside I put my raincoat and umbrella in the break room. I put on my uniform over my normal clothes.

I worked until it was around 7pm then went back to my dorm but on my way to my car a gust of wind pulls my umbrella out of my grip. Not thinking, I run after it. I finally caught it but then a bright light from my right makes me turn to see an eighteen wheeler coming right at me!

I'm caught like a deer in headlights and the eighteen wheeler makes impact making me fly through the air. I just close my eyes and await my death… But nothing happened, well, not nothing. Opening an eye I see I'm in some sort of portal or some jizz like that, turning so I can see ahead of me, I see the end approaching rapidly.

I shield my face and when I go through and I land on something hard. Opening an eye I find myself in an old castle that's on it's last legs and can come crashing down at any second.

I tried to stand but my center of balance must have taken the day off today because I fell on my ass. Looking down I saw the source of the problem. I did not have arms and legs, instead, I had forelegs and back legs and instead of feet I had hoofs.

I didn't freak out but instead I was curious about this body. I knew it was equine but I knew I was smaller than even the average pony. Another thing was my colors. Instead of my slightly tanned skin color, it was completely black and instead of my dark chocolate brown hair it was gray but the ends turned red along with my new tail.

I tried to stand on four legs and it was a complete success. I tried to walk the same way I saw horses did when I was younger and while it took a bit of time, I eventually was able to walk.

Walking over to a dirty broken window I saw my reflection and I also had a horn indicating I was a unicorn. I also had my black and grey jacket that had my phone and earbuds with it. I knew I needed three things: Food, water and shelter. Making my first goal to get out of the castle, I walk out of this maze of a castle. I saw a bridge and thought. 'Bridges leads to a path and paths mean civilization.' So going across the bridge my knowledge proved true. So I followed the path.

30 minutes later I came out of the forest and there was still some dirt path to follow so that is what I did. Another half hour later I came across a small town filled with multi colored ponies. Some were unicorns, some were pegasi, and then there were regular ponies. Walking into town I was greeted with a pink pony gasping and running off somewhere.

‘Ok if everyone here will do that I will quickly get pissed.’

Walking into what seemed like the market I smelled something delicious that made my stomach growl. Following the smell I came across a stall with an orange mare with a golden blond mane and tail both in a ponytail style. She also had a brown stetson hat. Walking up my mouth began to water slightly at the sight before me.

Apple. Apple treats everywhere. And they all looked incredibly good. “Well hello there partner lookin for somethin ta eat? Well I have plenty of fresh apple products straight from Sweet Apple Acres.”

I looked up at the mare. She had green eyes and white freckles that made her look kinda cute. “Say, I never seen ya here before partner. Are you new to Ponyville?”

I nodded. “Don't talk much do ya?”

I shook my head in a no. “Kinda like my brother. Well my name's Applejack what’s yours?”

‘Shit I never thought I needed to change my name I have to keep my human identity a secret, else they get suspicious.’

I quickly came up with a name I used when I was a child. “My name is Starmaster, nice to meet you Applejack.”

I held out my hoof to shake hers. “Starmaster huh? Nice name, well since you're new to Ponyville, pick anything you like. On the house.”

I was surprised that she would offer up something like that as if it was nothing but I know running a farm takes a lot of money to keep it up and running so I said. “Thanks, but no thanks, you probably need the money for your farm and I know it costs a lot to run a farm. I used to work on one with my… Dad.”

I said that name with so much venom it could have poisoned Applejack. "Shoot sugarcube, it sounds like you hate your Pa.”

“Hate doesn't even begin to describe it.”

She winced at my cold tone towards my own father. “I'll leave you to it, goodbye Applejack, may we see each other again soon.”

I left without hearing her saying goodbye. I kept walking until I came across a park. Sitting down at one of the benches, I put on my earbuds which was quite difficult using my hoofs. Turning on my phone I saw that it was at 100% and was still charging.

Shrugging it off for later, I had more difficulty turning on my music but once I did I closed my eyes and let my body drift into the sweet embrace that was music and sleep.


Author's Note

Well this is my second story of my channel so i hope you all enjoyed this chap and if any of you have anything to say please do so.

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