‘What? Wh- Where am I?’ I thought floating in a void of black but I could make out small things in the black like statues and hedges.

“Hello?” When I said that it echoed in the black.

‘Okay some weird shit is going on’

“Oh hello my young fellow.” Said a voice behind me. Turning around I was met with a… hodge podge of animals all wrapped into one.

“Who the fuck are you?” I asked.

“I am Discord Spirit of Chaos and who are you my young fellow?” Said ‘Discord'.

“My name is Starmaster. Now-” But I was cut off when he said.

“No no no your actual name the one you used before coming here.”

‘How the fuck does he know about that!?’ “It's… Shane. How did you know I'm not from this planet and why do you want to know?”

“Oh I just want to know the one I'm giving my Chaos Magic to before I how do you say? ‘Die’.”

“Dieing!? Chaos Magic!? What the fuck are you talking about!?” I yelled at him.

“*sigh* You see I have grown bored and decided I want to move on to the next life.”

“Next life?”

“Yes you see my young lad I am a Spirit I have no physical form the only thing keeping me together is my Magic but even now it is failing me so I decided to give somepony my magic but all the ponies here are way too peaceful and harmonic so I needed somepony with a different mindset.

“And you just so happen to be the lucky fellow to have that mindset. So do you accept to be taught under me in the ways of Chaos Magic?” Discord offered putting out a claw for me to shake.

“Hmm What would happen if I don't except?” I asked curious.

“Well my Chaos Magic would leak out over the land slowly corrupting it and turning everything Chaotic even the ponies would become Chaotic but they would not be able to control themselves and even start killing each other like savage animals.”

Hearing that I knew I had a big decision to make, no huge decision. “Okay what's the catch? I know that something bad will happen to me.”

“The only bad thing would be you would become immortal. But the Good things are is you would gain all my knowledge and Magic but my magic will most likely battle against your current magic so I will slowly put my magic into you.” He put his claw back out for me to shake.

“So do we have a deal?”

“...Okay but I will have total control over it right?”

“Yes you will have complete control over my Magic.” When he said that I put my hoof in his claw and my mind was filled to the brim with new knowledge that made my head hurt.

“Well you should be waking up soon it was nice meeting you Shane Goodbyyee…” He said fading out of existence.

Shooting up on the couch my head still trying to cope with all the knowledge did not agree and I got a splitting headache.

“Finally your awake do you know how late you've slept in?” Came the purple pony's voice.

“Uuugggghhh. Can ya quiet down a little I have a huge headache and you talking so loud ain't helping.” I said groaning in pain holding my head trying to massage the pain away.

“Oh umm sorry would you like some water?”

“Nah I'll be fine just gotta wait it out even if it hurts like a bitch.”

“Can you please not use that kind of language in my library.”

“Fine I will as long as you keep it down.”

“Thank you.”

“So what's your name?” I asked Twilight. ‘Discord gave me that knowledge.’

‘Hey you're not supposed to be talking to the readers even if it is through thoughts.’

‘What the hell! Who is that?’

‘Look we'll talk about this later right now pay attention to Twilight.’

“...My name is Twilight Sparkle so what's your name?”

“Uhh my name is Starmaster. Nice to meet you Twilight. Hey wait what time is it?”

“It's about 2 hours before midday why?”

“Da- sorry. You see my internal clock is very off. So with me I sleep till almost midday then fall asleep around midnight.”

“Oh umm I'm sorry for that.”

“Nah don't be I had medicine to help me with it but now I've run out.”

“Well my friends should be here soon and umm thanks.” She said blushing slightly.

“Umm for what?” I asked genuinely confused.

“For carrying me to bed last night but you could have been a bit gentler when putting me on your back.”

“Oh umm sorry about that so when should your friends be here?” Just then the door opened to show 5 more ponies 2 of them I know 1 of them I recognize and the last 2 I never saw before but there names were already coming to me.

There was Applejack and Rainbow Dash the ones I have already met. Pinkie Pie the pink pony that gasped at me yesterday then there was Fluttershy and Rarity the ones I have yet to meet personally.

When Rainbow saw me she flew right up into my face. “Hey what's the big deal with you running away last night?”

“Sorry but I didn't want a party.”

“What!? You don't like parties!?” Pinkie appeared on top of me getting right in my face and yelling. Which did nothing to help my headache.

“Aaggh! Shut the buck up! Will you?”

“Language!”

“Hey you can't talk to Pinkie like that.”

“Why ya yellin at Pinkie like that.”

~Meanwhile in Canterlot~

~1sr person Celestia~

‘Another beautiful day another annoying noble complaining about something stupid.’ I thought as a noble was whining about something I didn't care about. ‘I wish something exciting would happen.’ Just then somepony used the Royal Canterlot Voice and yelled.

“WILL YOU ALL SHUT THE BUCK UP!!! I HAVE A BUCKING HEADACHE AND NONE OF YOU ARE BUCKING HELPING! SO SHUT THE BUCK UP!”

Was what he said causing the noble to hold his ears and Luna to wake up. ‘Sister what was that!’ Luna said through our telepathic link.

‘I do not know but it came from Ponyville.’

‘Do you think something's gone wrong?’

‘I'm not sure hold on.’

“Guards prepare a chariot for Ponyville. The rest of Day Court is over until I return.”

‘We shall go to Ponyville to make sure everypony's all right. I am having a Chariot prepared as we speak.’

‘Very well Sister we shall see you there.’

~Back at Ponyville~

~1st person Starmaster~

They sat there stunned when I used the Royal Canterlot Voice on them. ‘Another perk from Discord.’

‘Hey what did I say?'

‘I don't care right now!’

I was huffing from anger not caring about the consequences right now. “Now will you all be quiet?” They nodded. “Will anypony interrupt me while I'm talking?” They all pointed at Pinkie, Twilight, and Rainbow. Which made them adorn annoyed glares at the others.

“Alright will you get off my head please.” Pinkie jumped off and walked to the others. “*Sigh* Look I know you may not like me or know me right now but you must know that I'm only like this because I woke up to a headache and a very loud Twilight.”

That made her get a sheepish smile. “Okay how about this I ask a question then one of you of my choice will ask a question, okay?” They nodded. “Good now what are your names.”

“Ya already met me and Rainbow.” Applejack said.

“My name is Rarity darling and it is a pleasure to meet you even though you use quite vulgar language.”

“I'm Pinkie Pie nice to meet you.” Pinkie actually said that quietly.

“I- I'm Fluttershy.”

“Well nice to meet you all now Twilight you may ask 1 question.”

“Where do you come from?”

“I lived in the city of Baltimare until I was 18 then I went to college in Manehatten for 2 years. Next question goes to Rainbow Dash.”

“Do you have a marefriend?”

“No and I am not looking for a relationship.” That saddened her, Applejack, and Twilight. “Okay next Fluttershy.”

“Oh um do you like animals?”

“As a matter of fact I do like some animals but dogs are my favorite.” This opened her up a little from her shy shell. “Next is Rarity.”

“Wherever did you get that horrendous jacket?”

“Do not ever say that again this jacket was a gift from my brother so you better not try to change it at all or else you will face my wrath. Next question goes to Pinkie.”

“Do you like cake?”

“Hmm depends on what type it is but if it is vanilla then yes that is my favorite but if I eat too much in a single sitting it will give me a massive stomach ache so I limit myself to one piece. Last question Applejack.”

“Why do ya hate your Pa so much? When ya said it at the market place ya sounded like ya hated him with everything ya can.”

“I… Rather not say. Ask a different question.”

“Fine. Hmm why did ya come to Ponyville?”

“Well after living in two different big cities you kinda want to take it slow so I decided after college I would move to the countryside. So what do all of you do in Ponyville jobwise?”

“I'm Princess Celestia's Student and she sent me here to Ponyville to learn the magic of Friendship.”

“I'm on the weather team here in Ponyville but one day I hope to become a Wonderbolt.”

“I work at sugarcube corner with the Cakes.”

“I'm the local fashionista that makes dresses for special occasions like the Grand Galloping Gala.”

“I take care of animals so I'm kinda like a veterinarian.”

“And ah work at Sweet Apple Acres home of the best apples ya will ever have.”

“So Star do you have a place to live?”

“Currently no and I have no job and to make things worse I have no bits.”

“Well you could live with me.” Twilight suggested with a small blush.

“Hmm okay but I will get a job so I can at least pay rent.”

“Oh you don't have to do that.”

“Yes I do I don't like muchin off of other ponies so whether you like it or not I'm paying rent. Now what time is it cause I'm hungry.” As I finished that my stomach growled which cause them to giggle a bit and for me to blush in embarrassment.

“We can head over to Sugarcube corner for some tasty treats.” Pinkie suggested.

“Nah how about a local Café or restaurant?” I said reaching for the door when suddenly I was blasted back by somepony blasting the door with their magic.

“Star!” I heard Twilight, Applejack, and Rainbow cry out in worry.

The door had slammed me into the bookshelf comically but let me tell you it hurt like hell. “Ow.” Was all I said before I blacked out.

Author's Note

Hello everybrony it's me Superspy but for the sake of this I will just be called Spy and not The spy from TF2. And here we have Starmaster but be will just be called Shane during these conversations.

"Hello Shane."

"What the hell? Where am I?"

"Don't worry this is just a limbo I have put us in so we can discuss your punishment."

"Wha- What did I do?"

"You did what only Pinkie can do break the forth wall so as Punishment I will lock you in this Limbo with Pinkie for 48 hours straight and by that time you should wake up. Have fun!"

"What!? noooo!"

"Hi Shane."

"NOOOOOOOO!"