Yamcha in Equestria

by Applefai

Rating: teen
Tags: Random, Crossover, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human, Main 6, Other, Tirek, Spike, Queen Chrysalis
Length: 6354

Yamcha wakes up in a strange new world, but how did he get there and why is he there

A story told by Yamcha to his friends. Yamaha wakes up in the beautiful land of Equestria, but there is only one problem, why is he there and how did he get there? It seems his memory is fuzzy on what happened before he awoke. Can he find a way back home?

Proofread and edited by https://www.fimfiction.net/user/328896/Firestorm808

Published 2019-04-18 19:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2019-04-18 19:50:01 UTC

Kamehame-uh?

It all still seems like a dream to me. I mean, I heard Babidi use his spell on me, but it just feels unreal about where he sent me. It was a place that is filled with hope and friendship, and even though their world faces danger, it's not like ours. Although I loved the power I got there, I'm glad to be home because I learned a pretty valuable lesson there. I awoke hearing unfamiliar voices.

"Nurse Redheart, is he gonna be ok?" someone asked. Then many more voices came one after the other.

"We found him unconscious near the Everfree Forest," said another voice as soft as silk.

"It appears he took quite a beatin'," replied another.

"He looks familiar," another chimed in.

"I'm unsure at the moment. I've never seen anything like him before. I'm just surprised that the equipment we have works on him. We just need to wait and see, you're all welcome to stay in here if you wish," answered Nurse Redheart.

When I finally opened my eyes, all I could tell was that I was lying down. I was in a hospital by the looks of it. Usually, I'm not so lucky.

"Oh, thank Celestia you're ok, how are you feeling?" someone asked.

"Oh, I'm fine thanks for-" I was going to reply before I stopped midsentence as I stared there amazed. I had to rub my eyes to make sure I wasn't seeing things.

"Sir, are you alright?"

I still couldn't bring myself to say anything.

The purple pony stepped forward. "Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Twilight Sparkle, and you are?"

I managed to say my name. "I'm Yamcha."

"Well, Yamcha, welcome to Equestria or to be more specific Ponyville.

"Di-did you say Ponyville?" I asked

Twilight nodded. "Yes, I did."

"How'd I get here? The last thing I remember is training for the upcoming World Martial Arts Tournament."

"World Martial Arts Tournament, is that like the Iron Pony Competition?" another pony asked.

"Not really, umm." I sat there not knowing her name.

"Oh, I'm sorry sugar cube, allow me to introduce myself, I'm Applejack. Nice to meet ya.

"I'm sorry I'm just not that quite used to talking ponies," I admitted.

"And what pray tell are you used to talking, darling?" asked another with a curly mane to which I answered.

"Well, sometimes dinosaurs, aliens, a pig, and a cat... Wait a minute." I realized Puar wasn't with me. "Where's Puar?"

The curly-maned pony asked, "Hmm, who's Puar, darling?"

"My friend. He's been with me ever since we met, well besides the time I was dead."

"Woah Woah Woah, if you were dead, then how come you're alive now?" the one with a rainbow mane asked, confused.

"Well," as I was just about to answer a pink hyperactive pony explained introduction me to the rest of them in the process.

"That's easy, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Twilight, this is Yamcha he's from the Dragon Ball universe or dimension whatever you wanna call it. They're the same to me, anyway in Yamcha's world they have these things called dragon balls and if you collect all seven you are granted one or three wishes depending on which ones you use, if it's Kami's earth Dragon Balls you get one wish, and if it's Dende's earth Dragon Balls you get three, you can use them to bring people back to life or anything you want as long as the wish isn't beyond the power of the dragon's creator."

I sat there amazed until I responded with "Yeah, that's pretty much it and who are..."

Before I could finish, she said. "Oh, I'm Pinkie Pie."

As I talked with Pinkie Pie I realized I didn't answer Applejack's question, "Well to answer your question Applejack, the World Martial Arts Tournament is where fighters from all around the globe come to compete for the title of world champion."

Rainbow Dash said, "That sounds awesome."

"It is Rainbow Dash."

"Well, we don't know how to get you back, but once you're released from the hospital, you're more than welcome to stay at my castle until we find out how to send you back," Twilight offered.

"Thank you, Twilight."

When we got to the castle, Twilight said, "Welcome to the castle Yamcha you can stay in one of the guest rooms that we keep open I just hope you don't mind some other guest and resident, ah, here they are, allow me to introduce you to Spike my number one assistant and Starlight my star pupil, she will be assisting me to find a way to get you home."

I said, "nice, to meet you two."

"Huh, pardon me, mister?" Spike said.

"Oh, you can just call me Yamcha, Spike".

"Oh, ok Yamcha, what's it like in your world and what are you like in your world?" he asked.

"I'd like to know as well."

"Oh, ok. Sit down Twilight and Spike, and I'll tell you all about me and my world." The story I told them was this.

"In my world, I'm part of a group called the Z fighters we often help out in battling threats to the earth, I'm actually one of the strongest members and only died once. After I was revived with the Dragon Balls I jumped straight back into action to battle evil androids that were threatening the people of earth, I could have stopped there, but I wanted more of a challenge, so I volunteered to battle Cell after someone already failed. Cell was a bio-android that got his power by absorbing others. I defeated him and saved all my friends and the earth. So yeah pretty much I'm the strongest person in my world and a well-known hero. After I finished my story Spiked said.

"Wow, you're amazing mister Yamcha."

"Ah, I'm not that amazing Spike."

Twilight said, "Well that was a very interesting story, but we should get to work to sending you back, it sounds like they need you there, come on Starlight."

"Oh, coming Twilight."

I chimed in "hold up I'll join you two."

When we were in Twilight's research room Twilight started talking. "Starlight, we need to get Yamcha back to his home universe or dimension whatever you want to call it, do you know a spell that can help?" She asked Starlight

To which she replied "I don't, Twilight time travel is one thing, but dimension or universe travel is hard even for me.

"Maybe Rarity's husband might be able to help." Twilight suggested.

"You know he has a name right?" Starlight asked.

But before I could ask who he was or Starlight could answer, Pinkie Pie appeared and said.

"Oh, he's the author of this story, and he doesn't want to add his OC's name because he's afraid someone will steal it. That's why he didn't add it in his other story."

I was confused as to what Pinkie meant, but Twilight just asked.

"Pinkie, how did you get in here with the door locked?"

"Twilight, I think you and I both know you shouldn't question me."

And all Twilight could say was. "You're right, Pinkie, anyway I'll call Rarity over tomorrow and see if her husband can help."

The next morning Rarity came over, due to Twilight's request.

"Rarity, I'm glad you're here. Starlight and I can't find a way to send Yamcha back to his world." she said, "Do you think your husband can help?"

"I'm sure he can darling, but he's away on business at the moment, and I don't know when he'll be back."

Twilight replied. "Oh, ok thanks though Rarity."

I was unsure if they really didn't find a way to send me back. "Hey, guys you sure you didn't find a way to send me back?"

"Sadly yes, Yamcha," Twilight replied, "We don't even know how you got here." She added. "Do you recall anything else before you awoke here?" she asked me

"Let me think Twilight. I think I recall someone saying in my sleep I need to learn a lesson and the next thing I know I was here."

"A lesson, why didn't you say, so that's what we're all about," Twilight said and before she could say anything else I heard Spike scream.

"TWILIGHT!!!!, I just got a letter from Princess Celestia, Chrysalis is attacking the Crystal Empire," he said in an urgent tone.

A lovely display of skills

I asked curiously. "Chrysalis, Who's that?" To which Twilight responded.

"She's the queen of the changelings a race that used to feed on love, Yamcha, or at least she used to be after my student Starlight defeated her with the help of Thorax, Trixie, and Discord, Starlight offered her hoof in friendship to Chrysalis, but Chrysalis vowed revenge. And now she's come to conquer the place filled with more love than anywhere in Equestria, the Crystal Empire."

"I'd like to help, Twilight what can I do"? I offered then asked.

Twilight responded. "I think it'll be best if you stayed here, Chrysalis can hypnotize anyone, and we don't want to get you hurt, my friends and I can handle it."

"But, Twilight I want to help I want to help not only you but everyone that lives here," I plead.

"I said no, Yamcha!" She said with authority. "Starlight, Spike keep an eye on Yamcha." She said before she left.

A few moments after she left I asked Spike while pacing the floor. "So I'm just supposed to sit here and do nothing, come on how dangerous can this Chrysalis be"?

"She's pretty dangerous mister Yamcha, she once took over Twilight's brother's mind, and she also captured all the princesses at one point," Spike answered.

I said, "Well I don't care how dangerous she is, Spike I'm going to go help them."

"How do you suppose you're gonna get there"? The last train already left, and it's not like you can fly." Spike said before I surprised him. "YOU CAN FLY!?!?" He asked in amazement.

I answered, "Yeah, I fly by manipulating my ki."

"Ki? What's that?" Asked Spike.

"Well, to put it shortly Spike ki is the life energy that everything on earth has." I explained "Well better get a move on." I said flying out a window.

When I got to the Crystal Empire, I found Chrysalis laughing up a storm.

"Hahahaha, it's been a long time hasn't it Cadence and Shining Armor"? I heard her say, "Tell me, did you miss me"? She continued, then went back to monologuing "Hahahaha, no matter pretty soon I'll have all the love in this empire, I should have thought of this before, the Crystal Empire has more love than anywhere in Equestria, if only I waited until it reappeared the first time." She uttered, then who I can assume was Cadence spoke up.

"You won't get away with this, I've already sent a message to Celestia, and she's already sent it on to Twilight by now, her and her friends will stop you."

"Oh, you mean your sister-in-law? Hahahaha, as she can defeat me, last time I had her trapped along with her friends, and since then I've gotten stronger." Chrysalis responded.

Twilight uttered "Oh, really Chrysalis? Why don't we see how this plays out? Come on girls we can defeat her." when she and her friends arrived.

After a few punches and magical laser battle later it looked like a few of the pony friends were losing hope,

"Egggh, Twilight she's gotten stronger I don't think we can defeat her." Said Applejack.

"I think Applejack is right, despite how awesome I am I don't think I can defeat her." Chimed Rainbow Dash.

But Twilight was determined and responded with "Maybe you're right girls, but we shouldn't give up."

That's when I stepped in and said: "Then how about a hand or two"?

"Yamcha?, I told you to stay at the castle" Twilight yelled before she noticed me flying, "wait are you flying"? She asked.

To which I replied with "Yeah I am, but I'll explain later right now I have a villain to defeat. That's when I flew up to Chrysalis and started a conversation like we do here. "So you must be Chrysalis?" I asked. To which she replied with smug laughter and a response.

"Hahaha, so what if I am? It's not like you can do anything, I may not know who or what you are, but you look so weak that fighting you will be a waste of my time, but I need a laugh to tell me who you are." She responded.

Then something snapped, and I startled talking like Mr. Satan. "I'm Yamcha, and I am the world champion and hero of my world, I am the strongest of the Z fighters and can't be defeated anymore, I came back to life with the help of the Dragon Balls and ever since then I've been training," I said. to which she responded with.

"Ok, you sound like a crazy person, no matter, the ramblings of a mad man cannot stop me from conquering this place." She said.

"Oh, don't be so sure about that," I said as I powered up my kaio-ken. "KAIOKEN!!!!" I yelled.

To which she replied "kaio-what, ungggg" I managed to get a blow in. "You dare hit a queen, you lowly grub? You just opened a can of worms you can never close." She responded.

After a few minutes of fighting, I was getting a bit winded, but I said out loud, "I will never give up I may have only known these ponies for a day, but I know they're good and worth defending I know one move that can defeat you, and here it comes." I started powering up my Kamehameha wave "KAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAMEEEEEE." I started yelling.

"And what is this, some trick." She asked.

"HAAAAAA." I finished.

She let out a cry of defeat.

"Ahhhhhhhh, I SHALL RETURN!" She yelled as she flew off in the blast vowing to return.

After the battle, I flew down to tend to the ponies if they were injured. "I think it'll be a while before you see her again," I said.

"Mister Yamcha, that was amazing what was that"? Twilight asked.

I responded with. "That was a kamehameha. It is a ki blast attack I learned from Master Roshi.

To which Twilight replied with, "He must be so proud of you if you're as strong as you say, I'd like to meet the master that trained you so well."

To which I scaredly replied with "That's not a good idea, Twilight."

With curiosity in her eyes Twilight asked, "Why isn't it?"

To which I honestly replied with "Well, Master Roshi is perverted."

She appeared to be a bit distraught but eventually replied with. "Oh ok, well thanks again for coming to help us I guess we could've used your help after all."

To which I humbly said "You're welcome. I always help my friends even if they don't want my help; it's my nature to help those in trouble."

While talking to Twilight, the rulers of the crystal empire came up to us.

"Twilight, aren't you going to introduce us to your new friend?" Asked who I can only assume is Cadence.

"Oh, yes. Cadence, Shining Armor, this is Yamcha." Twilight introduced me to the two royals.

To which I responded as respectfully as I could. "Pleasure to meet you two you must be the rulers here?" I asked knowing the obvious, but I don't think they minded because their response was a warm one.

Shining Armor replied, "We are, and we thank you for defending our Empire and helping my sister.

"Ah, it was no trouble; it was simply the right thing to do." I humbly replied.

"Well nonetheless, we thank you, great and powerful Yamcha." Uttered Cadence.

Which I'll admit went to my head, but I still tried to remain humble. "You're welcome, Cadence, well I better get back to Ponyville with the girls. See ya."

As I was about to fly off, I was stopped by Rainbow Dash.

"Woah Woah woah, you still have to tell me how you're flying bub, you don't even have wings." She said.

To which I replied. "Ah, I fly my manipulating my ki which is the life energy that everything has, Rainbow Dash, although I don't know if your world's inhabitants can use it. I added.

"That sounds, awesome. Hey, how about a race?" She exclaimed then asked.

To which I replied with "A race sounds good, so from here to Ponyville." I asked.

To which she just exclaimed, "You're on!!"

As we raced I felt good, having friends that looked up to me, that didn't laugh at how week I was, I couldn't help, but feel a bit guilty for lying to them about how strong I was, when we arrived in Ponyville, I heard Rainbow Dash say.

"Woah, no one has ever tied with me before you're pretty fast, Yamcha."

To which all I could say at the moment was "You're pretty fast yourself, Rainbow Dash that was a good race, put her there." as I extended my hand to shake her hoof. I could barely make it out, but I could still understand what they were saying. I overheard Twilight say

"Looks like they beat us here girls."

To which I heard Applejack say "What did you expect, Twilight, You know Rainbow Dash is the fastest pony in Ponyville."

To which Twilight sheepishly replied with "You're right Applejack." Before she changed to a more serious tone, "I just hope Rainbow won't take it hard when Yamcha has to leave, it seems she's enjoying having another flying buddy." She finished.

"Well, it might be a while until we can find a way to send him back, Twilight." Applejack reminded her.

"But, what is he gonna eat? He can't eat hay." Twilight asked and said in a worried tone.

"We do have the stuff to make salads, and he can help himself to some apples from the orchard." Applejack said to which I joined the conversation then.

I said, "That sounds great Applejack, but I don't just want to take them, what if I help you with tending the farm?" I said feeling like I should pull my weight.

"I'd appreciate that very much mister Yamcha, thank you." Applejack responded gratefully.

To which I responded with "You're welcome, and please just call me Yamcha." Trying to remain modest.

Apples and lies

When I awoke the next morning and arrived at Sweet Apple Acres, I was surprised to see how they got the apples out of the trees, "So this is how you pick the apples, You just buck the trunk of the tree?" I asked in astonishment.

Applejack said in reply "Pretty much, Yamcha. You're more than welcome to use your hands if you'd like."

To which I answered with "Ah, that's ok, Applejack I have a technique I can use I just have to bring down my power level a bit." I then began to charge my wolf fang fist "WOLF FANG FIST!!! HAAA!!!!" I shouted as an avalanche of apples fell from the tree, "there we go all the apples on this tree is picked and not a bruise on the tree." I said rather impressed with myself.

Impressed, Applejack just asked, "How did you do that?" mouth agape.

To which I replied, "oh, it's just my signature attack, I made it myself while training for the twenty-first world martial arts tournament."

To which Applejack said, "Ah, yeah you told us about that when you were at Ponyville General, so I'm guessing they have one like every year or so?"

To which I started explaining how the system worked when she asked: "Well, not every year, Applejack, before the twenty-first world martial arts tournament it used to be every five years and then after the twenty-first it was held every three years."

Applejack replied, "That's interesting, Yamcha, so have you won any?" she inquired.

To which I replied, "Well, no Applejack, but saving the world is enough for me." That's when a young voiced chimed in.

"Just like my big sister?"

When I turned around and saw a young pony I asked: "Well, who are you little one?"

The little pony said.

"I'm Applebloom, Applejack's little sister. She's saved Equestria like six times." The young pony responded.

To which I replied, "I guess you can say that my world has been attacked and threatened many times. It appears that we can't go long without a threat to Earth, the longest we were kinda at peace was seven years, although we still had crime." I said answering her question.

Applebloom then asked.

"Yamcha, would it be too much to ask you to tell us all the story of how you saved your world multiple times at dinner tonight?" She asked.

To which I humbly replied, "Why no Applebloom, I'll be glad to tell you all the story."

At the dinner, it turns out that Applebloom invited her friends Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle to her the story as well. When they all settled down to hear the story I couldn't find a place to begin.

I started to spin even a bigger yarn.

"Ok, where should I start? I said while trying to think of a starting point, and when I found out, I started telling the tail.

"Before I became a hero, I was a bandit that lived in the desert with my best friend Puar a shape-shifting cat. That all changed when I met Goku and Bulma after that I became a member of the Z fighters and became one of the most hardened members, the only time I died was because I accidentally let my guard down, after I was revived with the Dragon Balls I started training again only to get word of evil androids. I along with the other Z fighters went to the place we were told they would appear, they looked like an old man and a fat mime, but they were still dangerous, I defeated the fat mime which was named android nineteen, but the old man got away, and it turned out he was Dr. Gero. He ended up waking up two more androids that are a half human named seventeen and eighteen, but they turned on him and killed him, they were going to kill my friend Goku with another android named android sixteen.

They would have succeeded, but there was a much more evil android named Cell an android that becomes stronger by absorbing people, and he needed androids seventeen and eighteen to become perfect. I could have just got rid of seventeen and eighteen, but I wanted a challenge, so I let cell absorb them and took him on at the Cell games after someone already failed. It was an intense battle, but I prevailed and defeated Cell with my attack that I created that I like to call the Wolf Fang Fist.

After I defeated Cell, we had seven years of peace and tranquillity until the revival of Majin Buu. He then turned into evil Buu, then again into super Buu then again into Kid Buu, who I defeated all by myself and spared good Buu which is Majin Buu, but that's not my best battle, that one goes when our earth was about to be destroyed by the god of Destruction Beerus.

He came to earth looking for someone he saw in his dream that was foretold to him that he would face one day. When he didn't find who he was looking for and getting mad because he didn't get pudding he threatened to destroy the earth I stepped up to take him on and told if I win he'll leave the earth alone, he accepted, and we took to the air so no one would get hurt. It was a very intense battle. He would knock me down a few times, but I knew that if I didn't defeat him, he would destroy the earth. I had to win no matter what, so I unleashed all the power I had into an attack I share with my master. The attack is called the Kamehameha. I fired the attack with all the power I had and hit Beerus with it after the smoke cleared it appeared Beerus was ok, but then he started to fall out of the sky, even though he threatened to destroy the earth. I couldn't let him die or kill him like Cell or evil Buu, so I saved him from falling and treated his injuries. When he awoke, he was so pleased with my honor that he became a friend to earth and helped defend it from time to time." As I finished my story, all eyes were on me, and all mouths were agape.

Scootaloo finally spoke up.

"Wow, Yamcha that's so cool."

"Why thank you Scootaloo," I replied.

"But how do you handle the fame? I know that if I were that famous, I wouldn't be able to take it." Uttered a red pony with a deep voice.

"Oh, you must be Big Mac," I guessed to which he nodded. "well it does kinda bother me, but sooner or later you don't even notice," I said

An elderly pony then said.

"Well, now I suppose it's about time we go to bed for tonight?", who I can assume was Granny Smith. "Want me to walk you two home Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle?" She asked the two young ponies

"No thanks, Granny Smith. I think we'll be alright." Said Sweetie Belle confirming my assumption. "Well, alrighty then be careful Sweet Belle and Scootaloo." Said Granny Smith.

I then replied, "I better get back to Twilight's castle. See you tomorrow Applejack." I said while I too was leaving.

To which Applejack replied, "All right, see ya tomorrow, Yamcha."

` When I got back to Twilight's castle I went to the room Twilight was in and said, "Twilight, I'm back. Did you find a way to send me back yet?"

To which Twilight just looked down and shook her head before saying, "No Yamcha, I'm sorry it is difficult, and I can't even guarantee that a spell would work considering you need to learn a lesson before you go back."

I stood there kinda disappointed because I missed all of you guys, even you Vegeta, but I also felt terrible for Twilight, she looked like she hadn't slept in days, so I said to her.

"That's ok Twilight, why don't you get some sleep and we'll look into it tomorrow."

To which she replied with "Ok, I hope we'll be able to get you home Yamcha, it appears your world needs you since you're the greatest hero there."

As soon as she said that, the feeling of guilt came back and it hurt so much that I couldn't breathe. How could I continue to lie to these ponies after all they have done to make me feel welcome to their land and help me get home, I decided it was time to come clean and tell them the truth, but I decided to wait until the morning.

Wolf fang fraud

That night I had a dream, but it was a memory or a contact, like how we talk to each other with telepathy, it was what I was doing before I got sent there. It was the cause of Babidi. His words still echo in my mind. He said.

"Well well well Yamcha, it seems like you forgot why I the great wizard Babidi sent you here. Allow me to use this dream to remind you, PAPARAPAPA!!!!!!", he uttered his magic words, and then it all became clear in my dream.

I said, "Stop right there Babidi and Majin Buu, for I Yamcha will defeat you two." To which I heard Babidi reply.

"Oh, not this guy, doesn't he know the audience is watching?"

I didn't even know what he meant, but evidently, we have to follow the script when the audience is watching. He then ordered Buu to fight me.

"Ok Buu fight him." He said with authority.

I got beat up pretty bad. Babidi found a way to keep the audience from seeing that. He then went on to laughing maniacally and said.

"Well Yamcha it looks like you lost and because of your ego, you always play the tough guy, but you're just weak when it comes to fighters like us. So to teach you a lesson I'm going to send you somewhere where you won't be able to leave unless you admit you're weak, that you haven't been the hero you claim to be and if you don't admit it you won't be able to help those you meet. PAPARAPAPA!!!!!!!!!! He uttered his magic words again, and I was whisked away.

I woke up screaming like crazy, and it alerted the attention of Twilight, she came in the room with hustle and asked.

"You ok Yamcha, I heard you screaming."

To which I replied, "Yeah, I'm ok, Twilight, just a bad dream." I looked down and decided to come clean. "Twilight, there's something I have to tell you and your friends," I said in a somber tone.

To which she replied in a kind of worried voice, "Ok Yamcha, what is it?"

I started to tell her sheepishly, "It's that I'm........." Before I could get out the rest of the sentence, I heard Spike yell.

"TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!"

It sounded severe by the tone of his voice.

"What is it Spike, you don't have to make everything sound like the end of Equestria if it's anything major I'm sure we can handle it," Twilight responded.

"Tirek's back, and he's coming to absorb all the magic in Ponyville, it already looks like he's absorbed a good amount of magic based on his size Spike said."

To which Twilight responded.

"Oh, I retract my former statement."

She then began to freak out, she exclaimed to Spike in a worried tone.

"THIS IS BAD!!!.. WHEN DID HE ESCAPE????"

I could sit there and ask, "Huh, who is this Tirek guy?"

To which Twilight responded, "He's pure evil, he absorbs the magic of every earth, Pegasus, and unicorn pony in Equestria and he won't stop until he has the most powerful magic of ponydom, alicorn magic. If we don't defeat him, he could bring an end to Equestria, but with your help, I'm sure we can defeat him again."

To which I responded, "oh, so he's like Cell, does he also change appearance when he's absorbed enough power?"

To which Twilight said, "yes, but we don't have time to discuss it."

To which I responded, "Right I'll be happy to help so where is this guy?"

To which Spike said, "Look out the window and you'll see him."

Upon seeing him, I felt instant fear he looked like a demon centaur which I guess he was. He appeared to be about ten feet tall maybe more. Upon seeing him I was terrified that I lost the urge, to tell the truth, I excused myself in such a dumb way, in other words, I pulled a Mr. Satan, I said.

"Oh, uh, haha, ok I gotta go do something quick I'll fight him when I'm done."

But I didn't return. Instead, I ran and hid in Applejack's barn. I remember saying to myself "Here will be a good place to hide and I don't think they saw me, I'll hide in this barn until Tirek is gone. Hopefully, the Apple family won't mind."

I know it sounds a bit weird, but I could hear their voices even though I was far away, might have been our telepathy, I heard Twilight ask.

"Hey has anypony seen Yamcha?, I thought he was going to help us fight Tirek."

"I haven't seen him Twilight, I was wonderin' the same thing, maybe we should look for him. I'm sure Applebloom will help us." Applejack chimed in.

" Sweetie Belle too." Said Rarity.

"Don't forget Scootaloo." Rainbow Dash said Then I heard Twilight exclaim.

"Ok girls, let's go find Yamcha."

While they were looking Granny Smith found me first, she asked me to what I was doing in here to which I replied.

"I'm hiding from my consequences. I did something so wrong that now I've put all of you in danger." While I was talking to Granny Smith, I heard Applejack say.

"Huh, I found him; he's in my barn talking to Granny Smith."

Twilight responded with, "Thanks Applejack." She then turned her attention to me. "Yamcha I thought you were gonna help us fight Tirek, why in Equestria are you in here?" She asked, and that's when I broke down.

I said in a distraught voice practically crying, "It's because I lied, Twilight. I'm not the hero I claim to be. I lied. I didn't defeat any androids. I got injured when I first met the old man and fat mime. The old man made a hole in my chest which I needed a senzu bean for. Then I was taking care of Goku because he had a heart virus because he didn't take medication that future Trunks gave him for it. I didn't defeat Cell, Gohan did. All I did was stand on the sidelines and got attacked by a Cell Jr. I didn't defeat Majin Buu when he became super Buu I was eaten by him. And I most certainly didn't defeat Beerus, Goku couldn't even beat him, the only reason why he didn't destroy Earth was that he saw something in Goku and he also fell asleep. I lied about being a hero."

After I was done confessing, Applebloom asked, "Even the part of you creating the wolf fang fist?" With a sad look in her eyes.

I replied with, "No Applebloom, that part was true although it looks like I created a new thing, the wolf fang fraud. Please, leave I don't want you to see me cry, I feel so ashamed." as I turned my back to hide my face.

Applejack then came up to me and placed her hoof on my shoulder. She said "Yamcha, don't be ashamed to cry sugar cube, even though I don't like lies, I can't stay mad at you. I can kinda understand why you did it."

When I heard that I kinda felt mad, but I never rose my voice I just turned to her and said, "I'm sorry Applejack, but you don't, in my world almost no one likes me, they kinda bully me, well mostly Vegeta, not even the viewers like me."

Upon hearing what I said Pinkie chimed in, "That's not true, the author of this fanfic likes you you're his favorite character because you have a mullet which he also has."

Which I barely knew what she was talking about, but I knew she was breaking the fourth wall. I just asked, "Really Pinkie?"

To which she replied, "Yup, now come and let us defeat that baddy Tirek."

With a newfound spunk, I said, "Right, let's go."

When we all walked up to Tirek, he was laughing maniacally.

"What is this Princess Twilight? You think this puny thing can beat me?"

He asked to which I suddenly realized and said, "I can because I have no magic for you to steal, Tirek. Now let's fight." He hurt me quite a bit, and while I was on the ground groaning, he said.

"Just give up, there is nothing you can do; you're weak."

But I just got back up and said, "No, no I won't give up, I may be weak, I may not be a hero, but my friends are in danger of you, and even though I'm weak I will not let my friends get hurt EVEN IF IT KILLS ME!!!!" I exclaimed and let out a yell.

When I yelled, I became surrounded by some light I just said, "What, what is this power I feel?, I feel as if my potential has been unleashed now I can protect you ponies. KAAAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAMEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!" I blasted Tirek with the mighty move to which he groaned in agony.

"Ahhhh, you're strong, but you'll still lose." He said to which Twilight responded.

"No, he won't come on girls." And as she said that they changed forms, Rainbow Dash looked like super saiyan three, so I couldn't help but ask.

"Wait, you all can go Super Saiyan?"

To which Twilight responded, "Super what? No, Yamcha, this is called rainbow powered."

After getting the answer, I just said, "Ah, ok now let's defeat him. We all let out a yell and blasted Tirek with everything we had and Tirek just let out a cry of defeat.

Winded all I could say was, "It's over, we won," after we caught our breath.

To which Twilight responded, "And it's all thanks to you Yamcha." To which I corrected.

"No, Twilight, it was all of us." After saying that I began to glow which surprised Twilight, she said.

"Yamcha!! You're glowing!!" To which I replied.

"I guess this means my lesson is learned and it's time for me to return home. Goodbye, my friends, I hope we'll meet again and thanks for the encouragement, you have taught me the best lesson I could learn, that even though I'm weak, I'm still a hero because I'll do anything to protect my friends even if I get killed. I can now be myself in confidence thanks to you ponies, thank you all and goodbye."

And that's where I was. Goku, Vegeta, Krillin, Tien, all of you I told this story to, the things that happened to me were real, and I learned a hero doesn't have to be strong, but willing to sacrifice everything to protect the ones they care about.

And that's when I got the biggest surprise, instead of punching me Vegeta just got up and hugged me saying that he was only hard on me because he considers me a friend.