Super Short Clopfics!

You've decided that the sudden appearance of strange red spots on your legs is worth having examined professionally. While you might have been able to ignore them if they'd just stayed below the knee, they're starting to creep ever closer to the groin, and it's probably best to have them looked at before they make it to the party zone.

As usual, you wind up with Nurse Snowheart giving you your preliminary examination. Whether she meant to or not, she's suddenly become the resident expert on human males.

She studies your legs intently, her muzzle occasionally brushing up against your leg hair. At least this time you were able to keep your underwear on, which is a plus.

Finally, she nods, and looks up at you. "You've got fleas."