Super Short Clopfics!

"I'm up for whatever," you say somewhat confidently. After all, you're in Carousal Boutique, stripped down to just your leopard print banana hammock.

"I'd hoped you'd say that," Rarity says seductively. "It's so rare to find a stallion who's into pegging."

Before you can protest, she emerges from her dressing room sporting an accessory which could best be described as an elephant trunk.

You'd run, but you're firmly attached to the bed with four pairs of fur-lined handcuffs.