Super Short Clopfics!

Of course you hooked up with Ponyville's resident anthropologist.

At first, you weren't going to, but she said that Bon Bon would be there, too, and you were always up for a threesome.

It wasn't what you had in mind: after you got undressed, Lyra had examined you much like a wolf contemplating its dinner, although the two of you eventually start making out.

While Bon Bon sits on her side of the bed, just watching.

"Bon Bon, look! He's got his fingers inside me!"

Bon Bon gives you a disapproving look.

In the sense that if ants worshiped Ra, they might consider sunlight through a magnifying glass a disapproving look.

This was not how you anticipated a threesome with Lyra and Bon Bon going.