"Hey, have the heard the one about the human who came to Equestria and married all the Princesses? What was his name again... Gary? No, his name wasn't Gary! And I'm sure it wasn't Anon, either! Where do you ponies get these stupid... wait now I remember! His name was David! David Silver! Do you wanna hear how this doofus got loved up and turned into a pony? Sure ya do, Trust me, you're gonna LOVE this story..."

Permission was sorta obtained from David Silver to produce this fictional abomination. Sort of in that he kinda rolled his eyes, but didn't tell me not to write it...