It's hero time! But first ... KEEP THAT PINK GIRL AWAY FROM ME!!

by dracoking of memes

Looks like it's hero time,but did have to be on a Friday?

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I woke up and went to take shower just like I do every morning. Last night was dreamless thankfully but I still didn't know what I was going to do about "Stardust". So I brainstormed some ideas as the water poured down my back. Then it hit me I could just forget documents for Stardust and make up excuses for Cosmic's disappearances. It wasn't the most sound plan but it was all I got and I knew just the alien for the job.

I left the bathroom and got dressed. After that was done I went over to my computer and activated my ultrimatrix. The hologram of Heatblast rose from the matrix but I quickly cycled past him and my other aliens untill a humanoid creature with a long stem like head popped up. I hit the matrix down and felt transformation begin. My hands became wider and skin became black with green circuit-like lines coving on the top while the bottom as well as my underbelly became white. The ultrimatrix became badge on my torso.

"Upgrade!" I shouted when the transformation was complete.

I then changed my body into goop like substance before merging with the computer and doing my thing. I used upgrade's power over technology to quickly forge the neccerary documents and even a birth certificate before sending them to CHS. I also sent a message stating that there had been a mix up in the paper work which delayed the documents untill today and they hadn't been able to get in touch with Stardust in time to stop her from going to school with out the proper verification.

I removed myself from the computer and tapped on the lower part of ultrimatrix hourglass. This caused me to revert to my original form. I then smiled a bit at my handy work. But it did bug me that I was basically lying to the whole school. I shook it off and turned my attention to the problem of how I was going to deal with the Dnaliens now that I know they were in canterlot and most likely after me because of the threat the ultrimatrix brought to their plans. I decided to go on a little alien hunt with a certain place in mind. I then threw on my jacket and walked out the door.

I soon found the place I was looking for, the local mall. Why you may ask? Because due to my previous experiences with their kind I learned they can disguise themselves as anyone with their I.D masks. Which means they can appear to look like humans to trap people and use xenocites to turn them into Dnaliens too. And because the mall has so many people its the perfect place to not only hide a base of operations but to also get new "recruits".

"Ultrimatrix, alert me immediately if you detect any severe genetic damage." I said.

"Notifications updated." It beeped in my voice.

"Alright with that done I can-." I said before being cut off by the ultrimatrix beeping and flashing pink.

" Not again!" I groaned.

I quickly rushed between two of the shops as a pink light engulfed me. I stepped out once again in the form of Stardust Shine.

"Great now I have to deal with this new body and all the attention it seems to attract." I deadpanned.

I walked around the mall looking for any suspicious behavior. It was then I caught of sight of Rarity. She was deep in conversation with a blonde girl who was wearing a Stenson hat. Luckily it didn't seem like she noticed me so maybe I could sneak away before-

"Stardust! Darling over here!" Rarity beaconed with glee when she caught sight of me.

I waved shyly and tried to walk in the opposite direction. Unfortunately Rarity is a lot faster then she looks. She quickly grabbed me by the hand and pulled me to where the other girl was waiting.

" Stardust this is my dear friend Applejack." She said gesturing to the blonde girl. " Applejack this Stardust Shine she's the one I was telling you about.

"It's nice ta meet ya suger cube," Applejack said holding out her hand while giving me a friendly smile.

I took her hand and was about give it a gentle shake when Applejack began to shake it up down vigorously.

"It's nice to meet you too Applejack." I said while prying my hand from hers.

"Oh good now that's out of the way I do believe it would be wise to exchange phone numbers." Rarity said with a smile.

"Sounds good to me." Applejack said cheerfully.

"Um sure." I said handing my phone to Rarity.

She put her number in my contacts and gave it Applejack who did the same. Applejack then returned my phone to me.

"And now for the main attraction: SHOPPING!!!" Rarity squealed in joy.

"Alright calm down now Rares it ain't that excitin" Applejack said while rolling her eyes.

I said nothing as I had returned my attention to the crowd hoping to catch something ,anything, that would seem out of place.

"Darling are you looking for someone?" Rarity asked with a concerned look.

"Huh? Oh um y- I mean no, no I am not." I said fumbling my words around.

"Yer lyin." Applejack said with harden stare.

"Excuse me?" I said trying to play it cool.

" Listen Missy we can do this the easy way or the hard way, I know your lying , and so do you, so make things easy on yer self and tell us the truth." She said face cemented in a harden look.

I look over to Rarity to see she's shaking her head disapprovingly at me.

"Just give up darling Applejack can smell a lie from a mile away." Rarity said twirling the ends of her hair in her fingers.

" Well it's none your business anyway," I snapped angrily but I regretted it immediately.

The two girls seemed taken aback by the remark, but they soon recovered. They were giving me looks that were a mixture of curiosity and worry.

"Darling we are your friends any problems you have are our problems as well ." Rarity said putting a hand on my shoulder in attempt to reasure me.

"She's right sugar cube no matter whats bothering you we're here to help." Applejack said with smile.

"Oh alright you guys the truth is- WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!" I yelled as I pointed before running like hell in the opposite direction.

The girls quickly turned to see what I was pointing at.

"I'm afraid I don't see it could you-" Rarity began as she turned back to see me hauling ass.

"STARDUST SHINE YOU BEST GET YOUR SORRY ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" Applejack roared.

I ignored her and weaved through the crowd. I ducked in between two the shops and kept running as I cycled the ultrimatrix to a tall figure in a cloak. I hit the matrix down and in a flash of pink I was transformed.

"Big Chill!" I shouted as quickly opened my wings, which had been covering me like a cloak, and flew up to the top of one of the stores.

"Got ya Stardust, huh? funny I could have sworn that she went this way." Applejack said to Rarity.

"Don't worry darling we WILL find her and she will have a LOT of explaining to do." Rarity said anger evident on her face and in her voice.

They exited the alley and continued their search for me. I chuckled a bit knowing full they would come up empty handed, for now at least.

"Genetic damage detected" the ultrimatrix beeped.

I looked around quickly. I then turned and saw a huge high breed officer looming over me. I quickly dodged his incoming attack. I then flared out my wings and launched a frost breath attack at my opponent. I then mentally facepalmed as I remembered that that high breed thrive in cold environments.

"Foolish scum. I ,as well as the rest of my glorious race, flourish in the beauty of the cold." He cackled." That attack was nothing more then a pleasant breeze."

I changed my tactics. I quickly breathed on to my hands causing them to be covered in mace-shaped ice. I used my wings to fly into the air, hoping the high ground would give me the edge. But the High breed quick ly opened opened up his own wings, that had at first appeared to be part of his chest. He then followed my into the air. He swooped up towards me claws out stretched. When he got close enough he took a swipe at me. I quickly doged and uppercutted him in the face causing him to recoil a bit. I swooped down for another blow, but he grabbed my arm and threw me into the building leaving an impact crater in the ceiling.

"You have fought well for a vermin, but now you will die!" He declared as he made his way over to me.

"That's what you think." I said as tapped the center of the ultrimatrix badge.

The second I did so four prongs extended from the ultrimatrix in a X shape. This caused a thin circle of white light spread from the ultrimatrix across the rest of my body. Everything the circle touched became a flame red color.

With transformation complete I yelled," Ultimate Big Chill!"

The High breed seemed quite surprised by this sudden change. But before he could react I breathe out a huge burst of flame at him freezing in a block of ice.

"Fire so cold it burns ,cool huh?" I said with a smile before adding," It looks like you won't be hurting anyone for a long time."

After these words left my mouth, I heard cheers come from the right of me. I turn see that a crowd had gathered near the store I was on top of. It was then that I saw a flash light come from the crowd. I tried to find the source of the flash only see a purple haired girl with a magenta stripe in her hair and glasses on face run out of the crowd with a camera in hand.

"Weird." I said to myself before flying off the store and out of the mall.

I flew into an alley near my house before the Ultrimatrix timed out , changing me back into Cosmic Storm.

I left the alley and headed down the street and up the steps of my apartment. I was about to unlock the door when I heard someone shout joy.

"See I told Dashie you owe me 5 bits." Pinkie said with a smug smile.

" Alright here," Rainbow said obviously annoyed as she handed Pinkie 5 bits.

" See Dashie I told you I knew where he lived!" Pinkie said with a big smile.

" Yeah, yeah whatever." RD pouted.

"We're you guys sitting there waiting for me to come home all day?" I asked.

"Not all day just for a few... hours." Rainbow yawned.

"Okay... Well I'm going to bed, see ya tomorrow." I said with yawn of my own.

" So does that mean coming to my party!" Pinkie said getting really close to my face.

"Um yeah, wouldn't miss it." I said. ' also I know for a fact that it would break this girl's if she spent all day setting up a party for one her friends, only to have that friend not even show up' I added to myself.

Pinkie squealed and bounced up in down in joy. Rainbow rolled her eyes before suddenly face palming.

" Dude I totally forgot we haven't shared each other's phone numbers." Rainbow said.

" Oh, right." I said.

We did the whole swapping numbers thing, and then I went to bed.

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