Shadow of a Nightmare
Chapter 10- Drunken Weeding
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CHAPTER 10- Drunken Weeding
{Rated M for Language and Mature content}
I slowly opened my eyes at the sound of the door opening. Taking one glance at the clock told me that it was almost ten in the morning. Then I glanced over to the door to see Celestia. She was smiling at me. No, she was smiling at Luna and I. The night before was amazing and now it was looking up.
“Hello Princess Celestia.” It was high time I gave her the respect she deserved. “How are you?”
“Nightmare, I see you and my sister are now joined in harmony?” She smiled.
“That is one way to put it.” I blushed.
“Nightmare, who are you talking too?” I turned my head to see Luna. She was resting her head on my chest.
“Your sister.” My words were the equivalent to a gun shot, and she sprang off of me.
“Oh, Luna, calm down.” Celestia smiled. “I will not judge you about this. In fact, I am jealous that you found love.”
“What?” Luna asked suppressed.
“Come on, Celestia, don’t be jelly,” This made them both laugh. “Anyways, I need to go grab something Rarity made me.”
-Half an hour latter-
Surprisingly, Rarity was a better clothes designer then she was in the show. Before I left the hospital, Rarity dropped off a set of clothing. They were rather comfy, but I need to get back to the task at hand. I would say hoof, but I am no longer a pony.
“Yes.” Rarity started as she opened the door.
“Can I get that ring?” I asked, adding a smile to make myself more friendly.
“Well, darling, you took no extra time getting with Luna,” She smirked at me. “Still, I need to ask one question, before I give it to you.”
“And that is.”
“I have the feeling that you know all about us… and when I say us, I mean all of ponyville.” Her intelligence and perception was frightening.
“Well… Luna told me about all of you.” I lied, and I do think I did a good job of it. “And Luna learned about y all of you from Celestia.”
“Well then, that enplanes it,” She nodded happily. Lying was something I was not going give up on. It was wrong but so was my life. “Now fallow me and I will get you what you need.”
As I fallowed the white mare, my eyes fell upon a darken room that she walked into. Without turning one the lights. I knew what was going to happen, so I was going to mix things up. Looking to my side, I found a ‘two way swinging door.’ The idea came to me, like a moth to a flame. I was always light on my feet, and this allowed me to grab onto the door and swing it around. The lights flashed on, but to everyone shock. I was not there.
“Well, where is her?” Applejack asked.
“I have no idea, he was right behind me…” Rarity said sadly.
“BOO!” I yelled, as I jumped out of the door frame. Swinging it open as I did so. Let’s just say that the screams that came from all the ponies, was fitting for the day. It was Nightmare night after all. “Now that is a chorus of screams.” I joked.
“Hay, Luna, you got yourself a jokester,” Rainbow Dash joked. “And he is strong too.”
“Hi! I’m Pinkie Pie!” The pink pony appeared with a large smile on her face. “Welcome to your thank you party! Do you want some cake?!”
“Yes please, but I still need to get something from Rarity…”
“You mean this?” She asked, handing me a black box. I popped it opened and then snapped it closed. Yes the ring was there and that is all I needed to know.
-Another Half an hour latter-
“WHOOO!!!” I cheered.
“WHOOO!!!” The ponies called out.
Needless to say, these ponies knew how to drink. It was not strong alcohol, but they did get drunk on the fifth or so round. It was extremely entertaining seeing a drunken Twilight trying to hit on an even drunker Big Macintosh. That and seeing Celestia drunk. Now that was a sight to see. If there was any time to take Luna aside and ask her… it was now.
I glanced left and right, and in a matter of moments I spotted her. She was with the only other ‘non’ drunken pony in the room. That pony was Fluttershy. The both of them were looking downward at… something. However, what they were looking at I would never be able to guess. It was Angel and Sixteen huddling together, with two baby bunnies between them. My mouth hit the floor.
And Rarity implied I was fast!
Shaking my head, I decided to ack. Grabbing a empty beer bottle I stood up on the table and knocked my knuckle on the glass. All the ponies in the room looked over to me. “Everypony, I have three thing to say,” I started. “First- I would like to thank Pinkie and Rairty for hosting this party,” The drunken ponies all cheered. “Secant- This is one of the greatest parties that I have ever been two.” They all ‘whooped’ in joy. “And finally…” I glanced over to Luna and squeezed my way over to her. “Luna, I do not know much about love, but thinking of living my life without you is… wrong. And that is why I asked you this.” I bent down on one knee. She looked like she was going to jump in joy at what I was going to ask. “Will… Will you Marie me?” I opened the small black box, to revile a stunning Ruby ring.
Her arms wrapped around me and she cried out, “YES!” I then slid the ring down her horn.
The ponies that engulfed the room, all went, “Aaaaaaa….” at the same time.
It was settled. I was now, and forever will be, connected to Luna. My love.
“DO YOU NIGHTMARE TAKE LUNA TO BE YOUR LOVE?!” It was Celestia’s drunk self that said this.
“Yes.”
“AND DO TOY LUNA TAKE NIGHTMARE TO BE YOU LOVE?”
“Yes.”
“THEN YOU NOW CAN KISS.” We did so. It was amazing. It was like tasting a blueberry. “GRATE! NOW SOMEONE GET THERE PRINCESS SOME CAKE!”
-The next morning-
I found myself, awaking to the sight of Luna. She was sleeping on my chest, and the night before… let’s just say it was round two. Slipping in Rarity’s bed with the pony you loved was a good. The blue ring still glowed on her horn. It was amazing. Sadly, something took my attention. Slowly I placed Luna’s head on the pillow next to me, and walked over to the window. Something kept flying in front of the sun. My mouth hit the floor. It was the dragon, but that was not all. Fire… water… rock… I could not tell you how many of these fucker there where. I turned to my right and pulled my pants on. Next I had to grab Kootetsu, but I had no idea where she was. The town’s siren started to echo through the town, and this made Luna jump to her hooves.
“What is going on?” She asked.
“Excuse me my love, but I am off to do my job,” I gave her a large smile. “But… um… werer is Kootetsu?”
“Downstairs, in the back room.” She returned my smile, with one of her own.
Another day… Another killing spree!
**The* End*
Author’s Goodbye-
I hope you enjoyed this story. Sorry for all the errors and junk. I hope you stay tuned for my next story. I am debating between two different stories at the moments so… When I come around, the new stories will be up. =^_^=
