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Farmer Bruener Has Some Ponies

by Georg
When a disaster causes Princess Twilight Sparkle to evacuate most of Ponyville, the inhabitants find themselves in a much different place than expected. The people of Kansas are a little surprised about it too.

During an attack on Ponyville in the middle of the Summer Sun Festival, Princess Twilight Sparkle evacuates the town by teleporting the entire population to safety in Manehattan. It turns out that her idea of safety needs some work. As well as her aim. And spelling.

Meanwhile, on a hot summer day outside of Manhattan, Kansas, Jonagold Bruener had a fairly successful life with few complications. Until while out mowing hay, he had a very strange visitor fall from the sky. And then another. And another. And another....

Editors: Tek, TheMaskedFerret, Peter, BluePaladin42, Edward Becerra

Picture credit: Manhattan Water Tower

Teen
Incomplete
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
Human
 
CO

235661 words: Estimated about 20 hours to read
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39 Chapters:

  1. 1. Oops 2019-04-10 00:58:03 UTC
    1482
  2. 2. Riley County Emaregency Response 2019-04-10 11:52:22 UTC
    1863
  3. 3. Chain of Command 2019-04-11 12:14:52 UTC
    3168
  4. 4. Family Matters 2019-04-12 11:46:09 UTC
    4485
  5. 5. Army Strong 2019-04-13 10:23:19 UTC
    3665
  6. 6. Volunteer Service 2019-04-14 11:51:21 UTC
    4097
  7. 7. Communication Issues 2019-04-15 11:44:24 UTC
    3635
  8. 8. Mass Media 2019-04-16 11:55:18 UTC
    11192
  9. 9. Power Games 2019-04-17 11:43:35 UTC
    5402
  10. 10. Moving Party 2019-04-18 12:04:00 UTC
    5483
  11. 11. Saturday Morning Cartoons 2019-04-19 12:04:50 UTC
    10179
  12. 12. We Can Build It For You Retail 2019-04-20 12:12:54 UTC
    3981
  13. 13. Saturday Night Fervor 2019-04-21 12:02:10 UTC
    7966
  14. 14. A Day of Arrest 2019-04-22 12:17:55 UTC
    7264
  15. 15. Sunday Afternoon Baseball 2019-04-23 12:12:08 UTC
    6231
  16. 16. Call of Duty Too 2019-04-24 11:17:17 UTC
    6050
  17. 17. Sunday Night Movies 2019-04-25 10:30:05 UTC
    4640
  18. 18. Be Prepared 2019-04-26 10:37:56 UTC
    5456
  19. 19. Removing Day 2019-04-27 14:47:14 UTC
    4726
  20. 20. The Best Laid Plans 2019-06-12 11:49:59 UTC
    4438
  21. 21. Pony-People Interactions 2019-06-24 13:36:14 UTC
    7377
  22. 22. Newton's Law 2019-07-17 21:49:17 UTC
    3542
  23. 23. Things Left Unsaid 2019-08-01 02:49:15 UTC
    4625
  24. 24. The Best Plans 2019-08-14 18:02:06 UTC
    6129
  25. 25. Only a Minor Technical Glitch 2019-08-31 15:34:37 UTC
    4845
  26. 26. Wrong Number 2019-09-24 19:58:17 UTC
    8103
  27. 27. Vacation, All I Ever Wanted 2019-10-12 13:54:30 UTC
    6986
  28. 28. Pony Pachinko 2020-01-01 02:09:09 UTC
    4566
  29. 29. Travel Plans 2020-01-15 12:39:25 UTC
    5466
  30. 30. Fore! 2020-02-28 13:08:50 UTC
    7138
  31. 31. Just For Kicks 2020-03-16 02:21:40 UTC
    6913
  32. 32. Politics Writ Large 2020-06-09 12:05:15 UTC
    8060
  33. 33. Close Encounters of the Fuzzy Kind 2020-08-10 20:12:28 UTC
    12134
  34. 34. The People That You Meet 2020-12-05 17:42:24 UTC
    6591
  35. 35. Sunday Night Games 2021-07-19 12:51:49 UTC
    4889
  36. 36. Good Intentions 2021-12-07 13:01:12 UTC
    8610
  37. 37. Manners Maketh Man 2022-04-19 12:21:21 UTC
    7357
  38. 38. Guest Stars 2023-05-31 13:02:19 UTC
    7977
  39. 39. Now You See Them 2024-09-17 12:48:26 UTC
    8950