A Monster in Equestria

by SinsofScratch

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Tragedy, Slice of Life, Human
Length: 7743

One day I woke up from a nightmare, only to find im in a new world

One day I woke up from a nightmare, only to find im in a new world surrounded by equine people. Will i find out how i got here? Or get some nice pony action?

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-07-20 06:37:51 UTC

Chp1: A new start

“You’re a monster!” these words have been playing around in my head for some time now. It’s been months sense our little break up. I don’t know exactly what made me monstrous. I always tried my hardest when it came to her. And one day she tries to end it so I get upset and say some things I now regret… But don’t get me wrong, I am over her; have been for a long time. Just tired of being alone is all.

It has been a long day; I should have never taken the job “Heavy lifters needed!” I have always liked lifting things for my family or friends but to lift all day kind of takes the fun out of it. I never knew exactly what I was lifting. Just heavy packages loading them into heavy boxes carrying to the heavy truck so they can sell them at the heavy stuff store. I guess you could imagine. My arms grew tired and my head was stuck in the past, thinking of what was and what could be. Thinking of how things were so simple and so easy then. SLAM “MOTHER FUCK” I screamed. All I dropped was a small package but a 4 foot drop onto my foot didn’t feel good I assure you.

“Ha that’s the first time I’ve heard you talk!” one of my co-workers laughed. I gave a slight smile to acknowledge him. It’s true I was never one to talk to people that I figured I would never get along with. And working at a warehouse lifting doesn’t exactly introduce you to people that I would get along with. I looked at my watch finally it was nine and I could go home. I finished what I was doing and walked to put my gloves away. As I made my way to the glove filled bin, my co-workers passed me. I then realized that not only was I limping, my shoe was leaking blood.

Getting home would be a challenge, seeing how I had no ride or the ability to drive; I’d have to limp all the way to my apartment. Walking there usually wasn’t a problem, five to fifteen minute walk. But this would be a nightmare. So I asked a few of the guys that worked around. No offers to drive me home, no sympathy. I had no choice but to rough it out.

It was cold out, well as cold as it gets in Texas… Limping home was no easy task especially sense the pain was kicking in now more than ever. The blood and the cool air made my foot feel freezing. It had been ten minutes I was getting tired. The entire time thoughts of rage raced through my head. Not one of those mother fuckers could have given an injured kid a ride home? Soon I was beside myself and started talking aloud. Well… cursing aloud.

“Hey man do you need some help?” someone called. Oh thank god I thought finally something goes right today. Then I saw him, he was a sketchy looking man with a small friend next to him. “Uhh no thanks” I called back “Almost home actually, but thank you” I tried saying as calmly as possible. I tried correcting my limp, but it was useless. They soon were by my side. Damn it shit, shit, shit I thought.

Without saying a word the man tried tripping me. In an instant I jumped over his sweeping leg. Then the shorter man grabbed me by the coat, I popped him in the nose with my elbow, blood spraying in the air. “Now you’ve done it!” The larger man yelled, pulling out a knife. As he worked to flick the blade out, I hit his groin with my knee. He yowled in pain, as I grabbed his knife from his fist, the shorter man found my dropped wallet on the floor. I held out the knife threatening them. “Let’s go! There is at least a hundred dollars in here!” the shorter man yelled as he ran away. The other man soon followed.

I finally made it home, slamming open my door. Trudging through the house in pain, I was too tired to eat, drink or anything. I would worry about the wallet in the morning right now I just wanted this day to be over, I cleaned my foot off, plopped into bed, and fell asleep almost instantaneously.

“You monster!”  They roared

“No but I didn’t….” I tried to explain

“Liar” They accused

“You have to believe me I didn’t touch her!”

“Murderer!”

“I did nothing!!”

“Get him!!”

“Auugh” I woke up sweating, my heart pounding like never before. My foot still hurt and I had a terrible headache. A comforting hand touched my chest. I felt safe and closed my eyes drifting back to sleep. Wait a hand?! I tried not to panic. I leaned up slowly not to wake the stranger next to me. I looked to see what I could not believe. A anthropomorphic being laying by my side. I studied her tan fur move up and down as she inhaled and exhaled sleeping heavily. She laid against me, her arm stretched across my chest her legs twisted between mine.

I looked up into my surroundings. It was hard to see because it was so dark but from what I could tell the ceiling was made of straw. Wooden walls accompanied by wooden furniture that filled the room, could it be? I leaned to get a view out the window to see houses of similar design. Where am i?

“What the hell?” I whispered out loud. I began to sweat and my heart was beating against my chest so hard it hurt. I tried my best to slither out of the trap that was this equine monster next to me. When she stirred, I froze instantly. She flipped over allowing me to freely escape. I took one step off the bed and *creeeeek* damn wooden floors.

“Huh, what?” She said in a sweet voice flipping back over to see what the noise was. I dared not turn back to see her. “Something wrong sweet heart?” She asked. Sweet heart? I thought. “Err umm… NO! heh heh” I managed to say. Smooth… “Oooo k that was the worst lie I’ve ever heard” she awkwardly. “Yeah… but no really, just going to go for a walk really.” I said smoothly. “Oh? I’ll come with you!” she said removing her covers. I turned to say no and that’s when I saw her revealed breast small but not flat. “I umm... uhh I should go alone, I got to get something’s out of my head.” It wasn’t hard to make eye contact with her big ghost eyes; they were alluring to say the least. “Oh alright, well back to bed with me then, see you in the morning?” She kissed my cheek. “You know it” i said like an idiot.

I walked down stairs trying to make as little sound as possible, not to wake my pony “girlfriend”? I don’t know what to call her at the moment; maybe things will make more sense in the morning. I opened the door the cool night breeze filled the air and a aroma of fresh cut grass filled the air. You looked outside to a full moon that enveloped most the sky, providing enough light for me to see as if it was day. The house was part of chain of cottages surrounded by a peaceful little creek. As crossed the little bridge that seemed so tranquil, my pony companion yelled out the window “where are you going naked like that?” I looked down to see my manhood hanging in the air. “Shoot” I yelled. Amidst all the excitement I didn’t seem to notice the lack of clothing. I hurried my way inside.

“You must really be out of it tonight” she said seeming very worried. “Here why don’t you just lay back down and we can talk about it” she suggested. “I don’t know about that right now, im feeling a bit lost.” I admitted. She made her way to me and grabbed my hand “Then let me find you” she smiled kindly. “You don’t know the truth behind those words” I said hanging my head in shame.

I accepted her offer heading back up stairs. She led the way holding my hand still. Her behind was swaying side to side with her tail doing the same.  Normally id notice but this was so weird, this anthropomorphic talking creature that cared so much about me, why? And this place so old timey, yet so lovely. I couldn’t explain it but I was happy to be here.

“Now what’s wrong?” She started. I fumbled for words and the best I could come up with was “I don’t know who I am”. She giggled “Is that all? Everypony feels that way every once and a while, but why are you so down?”. “Down?” i asked “No I don’t think you get it I honestly don’t know who I am, and what im doing here, and where “here” is” I tried explaining. Her face dropped “Are you serious? You know who I am don’t you?” I averted her eyes trying to spare her feelings I dare not answer that question. Her hand let go of mine.

Tears began to form on her face, she knew I wasn’t lying. “Ok no problem we will just take you to Twilight or even Zecora they will make you better!” she assured me. “Who?, Honestly” I grabbed her hand again “I am who I am now and I’d rather my memory stay intact, and if it comes back it comes back.” It always scared me to lose memory and tonight was a nightmare. “But what about us?” she said just before breaking down crying. I grabbed her and pulled her close and tried my best to comfort her. “Honestly I don’t have anyone else and it’ll take some work, but maybe things could go back to the way we had them” I assured her. “You really think you could fall in love with me again?” she murmured. “I think I’m already starting to” I said kissing her fuzzy cheek.

We laid together all night, telling stories and getting to know one another. “And that’s when he hopped on the tables and started dancing” I said laughingly. She began to laugh too, her laugh made me smile. Like her touch it made me feel at ease. “Hey are we still naked?” I asked amidst her laughter. “Huh? Oh uhh yes sorry forgot you’re the new you.” She said somewhat disappointed. “Well the sun is up anyhow” she said as she got up and stretched naked by the window. I couldn’t help but watch, and something tells me she knew I was watching.

Well let’s get dressed then. She walked to the dresser and pulled out her each of her clothes. I laid in the bed watching her hum to herself grabbing the first thing out of the drawers and placing them on the bed. “Hmmph?” she turned to see me watching with a smile on my face. “Oh uhh” I shook the smile off quick and got up. She giggled and went back to what she was doing. “Anything I should know before I get dressed?” I asked. “Oh well, you have a very important job, but I figured you could take the day off.” “Maybe I should know what It is?” She got nervous “Well promise you won’t freak out” “Freak out? Am I a prostitute or something?” I joked “A what?” she asked clueless. “It’s someone who…” I looked at her innocent face and decided not to say it “makes jokes for a living”. “Oh” she said, looking both ways awkwardly. “Well more like a defender of Equestria” she said. “A what?!” my draw dropped.

She had finished putting the last of her clothes on. She wore a yellow hoodie and grey capris. It wasn’t until now that I noticed a horn sitting atop her head and purple streaks running down her solid black hair that the left side ran down to her cheek, while the right ran down to her neck. The sides of her face had elfish type swirls complimenting her enormous ghost like eyes. What I wanted to say… Oh my gosh you look stunning! What I ended up saying “You look nice” she smiled, blushed a little and made her way down stairs.

I opened what seemed to be my dresser. I opened it and found nothing but a black jacket with red buckles all over it. And black cargo pants. I put them on and made my way down stairs finding my unicorn companion at the table eating. I sat down and joined her. “So I never asked, what do I call you?” She looked me in the eyes quite sweetly and said “People call me Lily Fae, but you always called me Lilz” she her eyes averted mine by looking down. “Well Lilz…” I started, she smiled. “What are you going to work today?” she giggled “No silly I don’t work”. “Oh, so I bring home the bacon?” she looked confused obviously never hearing the expression. “The what? If by bacon you mean money then not exactly”. “So how do we live?” I asked “We Celestia herself gave us this cottage and all the funds we need to live for our good deeds.” “Our what?” I was amazed. “We may have saved Equestria a time or two” she boasted. “Well now that’s a little tough to swallow” I admitted.

Defender of Equestria? Saved the world numerous times? Who was I? And what exactly is this place? “Hey, uhh, Lilz” I scratched the back of my neck. “I was wondering if you weren’t busy today then we might go out somewhere nice so I can make this all up to you?” she almost squealed with excitement. “You mean like a first date?” she brought her hands together and started nodding her head. “We never had time for a first date when we first met!” I raised an eyebrow “Yeah? Well here is my offer” I asked again. “Yes, yes a thousand times yes!” she yelled in glee. “So when is a good time?” I began to ask. But she grabbed my hand and we went running out the door.

As we walked through town there was plenty of Pony people, gardening, selling things at the market. As we walked by each one of them dropped what they were doing and waved at us, each one of them smiling ear to ear.  “Heh ponies sure are friendly around here” I said nervously. “They love you, you have saved each and every one of them from chaos!” she assured me. “Chaos?” I thought out loud. Who am I to save this world I don’t even know from plunging into chaos?

Suddenly a pink pony appeared in front of us “Howdy there Lily Fae! I don’t often see you two out together very much! Oh I know it’s a special day! Where are you heading? Huh? Huh? I hope it’s somewhere nice!” She said in a high pitched voice that can only be described as comical. Lilz calmly waited for her to finish and said “Yes Pinkie it is a special day and we are on our way to somewhere very nice” she said in a lovely patient voice. “Okey dokey, I’ll leave you two be then!” Then she started hoping down the road from the way we came. Lilz looked at me hysterically “You don’t even remember pinkie? She is a hard one to forget I assure you” she giggled.

We started crossing the bridge that took us out of what Lilz called Pony Town. “Where are we heading to” I asked? “The usual spot” she said. She lead me off the road into a thicket of trees. I followed her deeper and deeper into the woods. “Here we are she said” Moving a branch leading the way to a grove. We walked into the grove I watched her skip through the grass, with the light shining down through the trees. I took a step into the grove when it struck”

“Your reign of tyranny is over Discord!” I yelled.

“No not back to the stone anything but that!” He pleaded

I stood over him with sword in hand.

“I had something worse in mind” I swung my sword down when it was interrupted by spell.

“What is this Lily Fae? You know what has to be done.” Still trying to bring the sword down on Discord.

“No she shouted, this isn’t what I taught you!” she cried out

My eyes widened, and I let go of the sword. Letting it fall to the side.

“Ha, you’re not so strong now without your sword are you?” Discord laughed trying to slither away. But I caught him by the throat and started choking him. Discords antlers began to glow and soon he changed places with me. He was choking me now. I got my arm free and reached to grab for his face. My fingers landed in his eye socket, it immediately began spewing blood. He tripped and fell off the cloud we were standing on and we plummeted tward the grove below us. Suddenly the elements of harmony appeared. Loyalty snatched me out of the air. And Magic created a portal just as discord was about to hit the ground casting him to somewhere, where he couldn’t hurt any pony.

A sudden rush of emotion came over me I didn’t know what I was feeling. “Lily Fae, I… I saw something.” She made her way to me “What?” I grabbed her hands and kissed her like I had done so many times before. She started kissing back. I used a bit of tongue, rubbing it against her lips asking to come in. She welcomed me in with her tongue wrapping around mine. Soon I was rubbing her flank, her eyes opened to see what my intentions were but she couldn’t care less. She wanted this as bad as I did, and I wanted it bad.

I zipped down her hoodie, as she began to undo the buckles on my jacket. Kissing and exchanging saliva, during the entire process of undressing. Soon we were down to just our underwear. I reached behind her back and pinched the back of her bra and flicked my fingers, undoing it with ease. I put my hands around her waist, while she put her hands around my shoulders. We stood there staring into each other’s eyes.”Lilz I…” she put her finger to my lips “I love you too” And we began to kiss again. I pulled her in tight. Letting her hardened nipples touch my bare chest.

I kneeled down and had her spread her legs a bit. I put my mouth to her panties and began licking and sucking. Within moments her panties were wet and dripping and she was moaning for more. I eased my head away from her crotch and began using both hands to run up and down each leg starting in the middle rubbing further and further away from the middle of her inner thigh to her knee and crotch. Once I reached her womanhood. I stopped rubbing her thigh and placed my thumb where I her clitoris would be, and index wrapped around private parts. I began licking between her panty line and her waist as I rubbed her sex slowly.

She ooed and awed at my handy work, placing one hand on the back of my head and her other hand cupping her perky breast. That’s when I started to pull down her panties allowing her to lift her petite legs one at a time to slide them off. I stood holding the panties in hand noticing they are extremely moist from her womanhood. I gather some on my finger and begin to lick it off. She gave me a pouty face and said “I don’t get any?” I gathered more and waved my finger in front of her elongated nose. She grabbed my wrist stopping my teasing motion and put my finger in her mouth. Her head began to move back and forth sucking and licking. No doubt the size of my member was getting larger and larger.

I pulled my finger free and looked her up and down. She stood there with her own finger in her mouth. Her head tilted forward looking up at me with her big white eyes. Her tan fur stood tall and her tail was tucked between her legs that were pushed together hiding her thin vigina then her hooves stood inverted and wobbly. She blushed and made her way toward me.

She knelt down gently grabbing my manhood along the way rubbing it slowly, along the underside. The cloth rubbed against the fulcrum of my penis. I looked down to see her looking up at me with her black hair covering some of her ghost eyes. She peered through looking for confirmation on what she’ll do next. I rubbed my hand against her neck. Up and down her throat, hoping she would get my message. Her eyes closed and she began to moan while she rubbed her clit. “Hey! No cheating” I complained.

She then grabbed my penis and began to slowly twist. With her other hand she began to take off my boxers (because boxers are so much better than briefs). Soon we had them off, and my member stood strong and proud. She began to play with my testicles in one hand while the other went back to pleasuring herself.

Her head leaned forward; she placed her mouth on the side of my shaft and began to lick the underside. This forced some “Ahhs” out of me. Soon her mouth slid over and began to lick the tip of my penis. She licked more and more until she slowly slid it into the back of her mouth. I placed my hand atop her black hair and grabbed the back of her skull giving a slight force to her head as she sucked and licked my manhood.

Her moans from pleasuring herself gave a vibration that tingled my penis. She continued sucking, deeper and deeper. Untill finally she opened her eyes and looked at me. I tilted my head, (my way of asking what). Thats when she slid my whole dick deep into her throat until her lips kissed my base. She began to moan, sending tingles throughout my body. I couldn’t help but to “Ahh” as she pulled her head away taking a deep breath with all sorts of saliva webbing from my dick to her mouth.

“That was amazing” I admitted. “Hmmph I know how to please my man” she said with pride. That’s when I got on my knees as well and tackled her. “Your man?” I said with a raised eyebrow. “You mean you’re the proud owner of all of this?” I motioned up and down my body. She giggled “No, just this” she pointed to my heart. And before the emotion from such sweet words could kick in “and this” she grabbed my dick and began to rub.

“Nuh uhh” I shook my head. “It’s my turn” I pinned her arms down and went to work. I started by kissing her, our tongues playing with eachother. Then I made my way to her neck. It was different from what I was accustomed to, I can really lick fur I thought. So I began to munch on her neck. She shivered at each nibble. I then made my way to her ear. And began nibbling, as I whispered “Until you can’t stand it anymore, im not giving you any of it.”. Before she could say anything I forced my finger into her mouth and allowed her to suck. With my other hand I began to rub her waist line as my head moved ever so slowly down munching along the way. She moaned and shivered at my touch. She was in my control now.

I munched down her chest, when I finally reached her breast. Her fur tickled against my chest as it stood high from what I could only guess was extreme arousal. I lifted my hand from her waist line and began to slowly rub her breast as my mouth began to nibble at her breast, spiraling, slowly making my way to the nipple. When I finally did, I began to lick her naked nipple and slowly I wrapped my mouth around it. And began to suck, if that nipple wasn’t hard before (which it was) it was definitely as hard as diamond now. I freed her nipple from the contents of my mouth still having my tongue lick her pleasured nipple, she moaned with extreme pleasure and her hand made her way to her vigina. I didn’t allow it and placed her hand behind her head. “Breaking already?” I asked “Tisk tisk, I didn’t know it was going to be this easy.” She responded with a cutesy whimper. And I went back to work on her second breast.

After both breasts were as hard as plastic I made my way down her belly. I began to slowly scratch her belly with the tip of my finger nails. Her fur stood as each finger raked her belly. “Oh sweet Celestia that feels so good” she exclaimed. I allowed my hands to continue their work on her belly while my head moved further down. I could sense a sigh of relief that I was finally to her womanhood. But i refrained myself and gave her clit a quick peck with my lips and went down to her groin. “Oho that’s soooo mean” she cried out.

I began to munch on her inner thigh, from here I could smell the sweet wetness of her naked vigina waiting for me. But I took my time, I used both hands to once again rub her thigh as the moved closer and closer to her womanhood. Finally they were there, her legs twisting and turning with pleasure and anticipation. “I don’t know if you’re ready for this” I said teasingly. “Just do it you asshole” she yelled.

I lifted her rump of the grass, and placed my head between her legs licking her asshole, curling my tongue so I could get as deep as possible. “What are you doing” She moaned, her toes curling as she pressed my head further between her legs. I released my tongue from her anus “I thought you said do it in your asshole?” I joked and began to lick her clit. Her legs stiffened with pleasure. I used my index finger to rub up and down her vigina gathering all her mucus. I then place my index finger inside her, deeper and deeper. I hooked my finger on the way out to make the biggest impact, as my finger burst free a pop noise sprung out. And she had no choice but to moan once more.

Now with my wet finger I slowly plunged into her anus once more, going deeper and deeper while she moaned with more and more pleasure. Soon I was as deep as my finger could go, and started rubbing her smooth insides. “More” she cried out and I began to nibble her clit, while hooking my finger and widening her ass hole. After a couple seconds of this she screamed spewing her white milky substance down my neck.

She panted for a while. I leaned back onto my knees to examine my work. She laid there in the grass, cupping her breast, legs squirming as she caught her breathe. “Cute” I said mockingly, as I rubbed her essence off my neck. Her eyes caught site of this. And she leaped instantly tackling me. She started licking my neck. When she whispered “My turn”

After she soothingly licked herself off my neck, she placed both feet at the sides of my waist. Squatting over me she took hold of my dick with her magical unicorn powers. Tingling it in any way possible, guided it into her womanhood. She sat sliding my penis deep into her vigina. We both made a sound of pleasure at the same time. She began to twirl her hips, stirring my dick inside her. She placed her hands on my shoulders, and began her dirty work.

She lifted herself still squatting over me, just high enough so my penis didn’t slide out and back down she slammed over and over again each time more pleasurable then the last. My body pulsed with pleasure. I put my hand on her shoulder, and other on her waist, and flipped her laying her back in the cushioning grass. I began to thrust; her cries of joy filled the grove. Deeper and deeper I thrusted, each time twisting on my way out. Her legs wrapped around my back.

After a while of thrusting and twisting I took one of her legs off my back and placed it on my shoulder allowing me to go much deeper than before. Before long she was screaming my name and finally “Im going to cum again” she exclaimed. Her horn glowed with tremendous power. That’s when I notice I was too. I Thrusted harder than before, each thrust making a smacking sound as our flesh smacked against one another. “Oh please” she cried out. And all at once, she curled up against me, biting my neck as my manhood released itself all in her sex. My dick pulsing, to which im certain she could feel every little thing. My warm cum inside her mixing with hers as it shot up inside her and my burning member inside her pulsing, still slowly rubbing against her insides. I could feel her wrapping around it, I could also feel her heartbeat hitting my dick each thump like a little tap.

She panted some more and could hardly speak, but she managed to say. “Well… how about that?”. “Eeyyup” I said jokingly. I began to slide it out, when she called out “No please, just leave it in” And I did. We laid there in the grove side by side. Me inside her as she caught her breathe. “Let’s just stay like this forever” she claimed. “Fine by me” I kissed her cheek. “Welcome to Equestria” she whispered before she fell off to sleep.

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Thank you so much for reading! This is my first attempt of writing a fan fiction. And i wanted something i could be passionate about. I already figured my next fan fic would be more of a slice of life, with some nice gory action in it. If you liked it please follow! And maybe there will be more to come?

Love and the World

My second attempt at writing a pony fan fiction. No clopping this time though >_< sorry.

All I could see was red when she said those words. She stood in the doorway across the room, her eyes looking away at something else. I couldn’t contain it much longer. “Look at me” I said under my breath. She shook her head and turned to walk out the door way. “LOOK AT ME” I roared while slamming my fist to the already broken table, breaking it in half. This got her attention. “Really Darius?” she said trying to keep calm. I now stood in front of her breathing heavy, unable to say a word. “You monster” she cried. My instincts took over I roared at her. Her hair flowing back as the wind of my rage pressed against her. I was calm now… “Your right, you don’t deserve me.” And I walked past her, never seeing her again.

“Darius? Darius!? WAKE UP!” Lilly Fae pushed me out of bed, my body slamming against the wooden floor. “Huh? What?” I looked around the room for any sign of danger. But of course there was just Lilly Fae looking down at me from atop the bed. She giggled looking down at me. I then pulled her head closer and kissed her. “Good morning to you too honey” I full heartedly said.

Our relationship has been wonderful the past week. Apart from the few times she missed the old me.  But she was always seemed to look on the bright side of things. As all ponies do I suppose? She was happy I was alive and healthy. And I was happy to be out of my dull life and into this magical world. Who wouldn’t give up everything to be somewhere magical? I often thought.

Lilly Fae was already dressed, and ready to go, while I sat on the floor completely naked. “Get dressed, we are going to be late for the patrol” she ordered. Lilly has been helping me with my work, and reintroducing everyone to me. “It’s your job not only to be everyone’s hero, but their friend as well” She told me on my first day. “Yes ma’am” I saluted, and got dressed in my buckled coat and cargo pants.

We walked out the door, into Ponyville hand in hand. The smells of fresh hay and cider filled my nostrils. We walked across our little bridge, and into the street. Ponies were everywhere, doing their daily routines sweeping, bartering, galloping, sharing and even singing. As I walked by they all waved, I challenged myself to remembering their names as I greeted them. “Hello Carrot Top!”. “Hi there Mr. and Mrs. Cake.”. “Derpy how is it going?”. “Snips, Snails staying out of trouble?” “Doctor” I nodded my head as he passed by.

“Your doing so well” Lilly commented. And I was, being here only a week if I couldn’t name a pony, I could at least recognize them. Although it was still weird to see these “Ponymorphs” as I called them. They didn’t exactly have long faces like horses, but short round snouts. They had colorful fur and on their… Ahem “flanks” they had what was called a cutie mark representing that ponies special features. Of course it was obscene for it to be shown, but usually they wore something to represent it. For Lilly Fae it was a white rose. Not a Lilly which I always found to be weird but I supposed she was named before the cutie mark appeared.

Lilly and I made our way to the bazaar where we were going to by our groceries so different then going to a grocery store, yet so much more eventful and lively. Every pony went here to buy just about anything. As I started explaining a grocery store to Lilly we ran into the element of generosity. “Rarity” I took her hand and kissed it gently. She blushed “Oh my, what a gentleman!” she exclaimed. “Such kindness from the hero of Ponyville!” she said. “Are you kidding?” I asked. “You’re an element of harmony! I should be groveling at your feet” I joked. Lilly was getting annoyed with the flattery. “So Rarity what brings you to the Bazaar?” Lilly asked. “Oh just getting this and that” she pawed the air left and right. “You know Rarity I’m am extremely grateful for the outfit you made me!” I said. “Oh that old thing? That was ages ago darling, come by some time and I will make you a new one” She winked and turned waving goodbye.

I was such an idiot, as she walked off I thought how kind was she? Realizing I had just been charmed I slowly turned to Lilly to see her big ghost eyes watching me with her arms crossed. “Uhh hi Lilz” was all I managed to say before she kicked me in the shin. “Idiot” she murmured as she walked off.

“I guess I’m on my own” I said to myself scratching the back of my head. I made my way back home, it would be getting dark soon. Maybe I could set up a nice dinner for her, before she got home. Then I thought about the groceries, “ehh she can get them herself besides that kick to the shin really hurt”. “Help” I heard Sweetie Belle scream.

I instantly ran toward the scream, “what could it be?” I thought to myself. Of course, when I saw it I wasn’t exactly surprised. Diamond Tiara was tugging at her mane, and had her cornered back behind a hay barrel. “Tiara! Stop Stop Stop!” I hollered at her. She kept at it viscously intent to pull out every last hair. I grabbed her hands gently as not to pull anymore of Sweetie Belle’s hair. I pried open her hands and leaned back against Tiara so that she didn’t grab anymore hair. I had them both separated now, both too tired and small to fight back.

“Tiara” I started in a stern voice, “Why were you pulling on her mane?”. “She and her friends keep getting away with their blank flanks! Always causing trouble and being so… uncool!” She whined. “Tiara, that’s no reason to cause any violence” I started before she interrupted me with. “You’re one to talk! All you do is look for trouble!”  “Tiara, I do it to save people from further harm, not to punish them”. She wiggled free and started off “That’s not what my daddy says” she called as she disappeared around the corner.

“Thanks Mr. Human” Sweetie Belle said with relief. “She is enemy number one of the cutie mark crusaders! I just didn’t know she would strike so soon!” She explained. I was worried now “Belle, I’m going to tell Ms. Cherilee about this, I want you to keep your distance from Tiara for a while ok?” “Yes sir Mr. Human Sir!” I smiled gave her a pat on the head, and walked her home.

By the time I got home I was exhausted, I crossed the happy little bridge, and trudged to the front door and opened it. As the door opened I noticed candle light, and the table was set. “Oh! Your home! I haven’t quite got everything set up” Lilly blushed. “I was going to put on a dress but…” I stopped her there with a finger to her lips. “No need, you look stunning…” She rewarded me with a peck to the cheek. I pulled out her chair and presented her seat. “Madam Lilz” I joked to lighten the mood. She rolled her eyes and took the seat. I poured her some cider, and joined her.

“How come your home so early?” she asked. “Early? I’d say im late to be exact.” i said sternly, but as a joke. “I figured you’d be off flirting with more ponies” her words stung. “Well now, it so happen I did run into a nice young filly” I started “I even saved her from her demise” I poked my salad (oh did I mention there was salad at the table?) and plopped it in my mouth. She raised one eyebrow “Oh? Who would that be?” tensed up and all jealous. “Sweetie Belle” I laughed. She joined my laughter and we laughed for some time.

“Oh yes it was quite horrible.” She started. “They were everywhere, it was so out of hand they ate everything!” she exclaimed. “But they’re so little how much could the possibly eat?” I asked “Well human” she poked my chest from across the table. “You’re not on earth anymore” she teased. But her face shot with pity. “I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to…” “No, no your fine, to be honest if I had an option in the first place I would choose to be with you over everything I owned on earth.” I admitted. Besides I never really thought of my missing my family much or anything. “What are you trying to say?” she blushed. “I think you know what im trying to say, but you just want me to say it.” I crossed my arms refusing to say the words. “Pleeaaasseee” she begged. I just looked the other way, teasing her. That’s when she jumped across the table spilling salad all over the room. “Say it!” she yelled, trying to pry open my mouth. We were laughing for what seemed like hours. And when we settled down she kissed me on the lips and finally out with the words. “You mean the world to me”

We laid on the floor kissing each other, and exchanged sweet words, when we heard sudden loud shrieking. We both stood at attention, looking at the window to find black smoke rising from the town hall. “Let’s go!” Lilly yelled. “No you stay here!” I commanded. “Darius we are a team remember?” She reminded me. I looked at her with great concern. “Let’s go then” I started running.

As soon as I opened, the door I noticed what sort of trouble we were in. The sky was on fire and screams of panic filled Ponyville. A boulder slammed into our bridge that crossed the creek leaving it in ruin. I looked back to Lilly Fae and nodded. We sprinted through the streets, our eyes tearing up from the smoke. No time to stop for breath, we held our heads low and made our way for the town center dodging panicked civilians as they ran against us.

Finally we were close to the town hall. Lilly and I hid behind a toppled over hay cart. We peered over to see what lay before us. There was a Female Gryphon dressed head to toe with armor holding the Mayor hostage. The town hall itself was guarded by two Gryphon crossbowmen. I looked down at the steps to find the Elements of Harmony fallen and beaten badly. I turned to Lilly “Alright this looks bad, but were going to do it like we practiced ok?” She was panicking, she was already tired and out of breath. And to top it all off what seemed to be catapults were pulverizing the city around us.

“Lily” she looked at me. “For this world and the next” I pointed to her heart. A tear rolled down her cheek, and she nodded. “Ok babe hang in there; like we practiced!” And I was off, leaving her behind the toppled over cart.

With all the commotion about it was easy to sneak into the back of town hall. I made my way up the stairs to the first balcony were the crossbowmen where. The first guard was looking down at the armored Gryphon. I checked the other guard, he was looking away. Now was the time to make my move. I looked down to where the toppled over cart was and nodded my head. I sneaked up behind the first guard. And before he could squawk I stomped on him back paw while flipping him back. Lilly’s conjuring magic created a baton in my hand to knock the guard unconscious. He was down, and I made my way to the other guard. The batons magic had worn out disappearing in my hand. I sneaked up behind the other guard, using a rod Lilly had conjured for me, to choke him out. He struggled a bit, but with his last motion he shot his crossbow, landing next to the armored Gryphon.

“Who dares shoot at me?” she squawked, looking up to see me throw the guard to the ground. Her eyes narrowed beneath her helmet. “The human” she laughed. “Not even the precious Elements of Harmony could stop me. I will get my revenge on Ponyville, and top it all off I place you head on a pike right next to that bitch Pinky!” “You can still return to where you came from Gryphon release the mayor!” “What do you think I am? A fool?” She leaned down to kill the mayor when all of a sudden a rock hits the armored Gryphon in the head knocking her back a few steps away from the mayor. That’s when I sprinted toward her. She thrusted at me with her spear. But Lilly created a staff in my hands as I flipped through the air. Laying the staff down against the spear landing on it  and rolling under the armored Gryphon.  When I reached her feet a dagger spawned in my hand, I then plunged it into the Gryphon’s paw spewing blood on my face. I quickly got up picking the staff up on the way. I then stood over her, staff in hand as I pressed it against her neck.

“Do you yield Gryphon?” I asked pressing the staff deeper into her neck. “Gilda the Great never yields”. My staff’s magic then wore out, disappearing into dust and the dagger shortly along with it. She then flapped her wings and kicked me off. “I’ll be back ponies, and next time I do ill bring the whole Gryphon Kingdoms with me!” She cursed as she flew away.

I looked to see if the mayor was alright. I was surprised to see the Cutie Mark Crusaders surrounding her and Sweetie Belle with a sling shot in hand. I gave the girls a quick thumbs up and looked to toppled over cart to see Lilly Fae unharmed and making her way to help. A shot of relief hit my chest. “Are we safe now?” Apple Bloom asked innocently. I shook my head “We still need to take out those catapults” I admitted. But as I said that over our heads flew the Wonderbolts wearing their Royal Cavalry outfits. “Look! The Royal Legion is here!” Scootaloo called out. I was worn out, and the second shot of relief hit me so hard I fell to my knees.

Gilda’s thirst for murder was a failure. She killed no one, but caused serious harm to almost every pony. And her maniacal tactics with the fly-in catapults ruined the entire city. Thanks to my “valiant” efforts the day was saved, and the mayor and Elements of Harmony were safe. Relief efforts began on Ponyville immediately, saving lives and providing rations. As well as providing temporary housing. The mayor worked together with Twilight Sparkle and her brother Shining Armor General of the Royal Legion. Everything was going to be alright. But Gilda the Gryphon still remained at large.