"Sooo... are we going to get the gag reel going for this or what?" asked the director.

I couldn't help but laugh when Pinkie Pie tried being a Jedi Knight.

"This story never happened," she said as she waved her hand in front of the director.

"This story never happened," the director repeated in a monotone voice.

"There are no gag reels to be shown here," Pinkie said, again waving her hand.

"There are no gag reels to be shown here," the director repeated.

"Next chapter."

"Next chapter."

The rest of us were laughing our off by this point. Twilight was the only one able to form any words when Pinkie finished her mind control.

"Did... that just... ha-happen?" she asked.

"Yep! How do you think I'm able to get Cheese Sandwich to me whenever I need attention?"

Author's Note

My story Relapse is the only fic I've cancelled to date. Hopefully it will be the only one period. I was so bothered by how it turned out that I almost never reread it. That's the reason for "Jedi Pinkie".