Sugar Belle, on her way home from a weekend with Macintosh and the Apples, finds she's run afoul of a cult of mares who'd wanted Big Mac for themselves. But do they want her head, her place, or are they willing to compromise for some other?

Warning: Gratuitous Mac shippings of a bored, slightly overly analytical writer with too much free time, saucy worded flirtation, slight language and whatever I forgot to mention here.