LEGO Equestria Girls: Bloopersby Chronicler06ChaptersLEGO Equestria Girls (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 2 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 3 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 4 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls (Blooper Reel) “What kind of place is this?” asked Princess Twilight Sparkle as she looked around at all the strange sights and sounds of the city around her. Twilight and Spike jumped a little when one young individual rode by on his skateboard, laughing excitedly as he zoomed past them. But then his skateboard suddenly jerked to a stop and he was sent flying off onto the sidewalk. Twilight and Spike immediately rushed over to the fallen skateboard rider. “Are you okay?” asked Twilight with concern. “I’m fine,” replied the skateboarding kid as he got up and walked over to his skateboard. When he picked it up, he noticed that one of the 2x2 tiles that made up the sidewalk was sticking out on one side. Everyone immediately realized that the kid had been thrown off because his skateboard had smacked into that loose part. “I guess somebody will need to fix the sidewalk over here,” remarked the skateboarder kid. Spike smiled as he walked over to the loose tile and then stomped down on it, pushing it back into place. “There! Problem solved!” declared Spike with pride. Twilight couldn’t help but giggle at that. The seven members of Canterlot City’s new LEGO Team were seated inside a spaceship they had just custom built out of debris from their previous spaceship. Rainbow Dash was in the pilot’s seat, and although she already got the spaceship hovering over the lunar base’s landing pad, she was struggling to find the button that would raise the landing gear. “Hmm… maybe this one will raise the landing gear,” said Rainbow Dash before she pressed a random button. That button caused the emergency escape hatch in the roof to open, and since they were out in the vacuum of space, this caused the air inside to spaceship to immediately start rushing out. Thankfully, everyone already had their seatbelts on, so they didn’t have to worry about getting sucked outside — although Applejack and Spike had to hold their hats down to avoid losing them. Rainbow Dash quickly pressed that button again and the hatch closed up. Rainbow let out a sigh of relief and said, “That was way too close.” She then turned to one of the film cameras inside the spaceship and asked, “Can we cut this part out? I don’t want people to see how I almost took us all out because of a silly mistake.” Just outside of Trixie’s castle, as the battle raged on all around them, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were using a catapult they had just assembled from the wreckage of the siege machine. Their intended target was obviously the walls of Trixie’s castle. As Applejack climbed up onto a small raised platform beside the catapult’s flinging arm, Rainbow Dash loaded a Lego boulder into the bucket. Applejack then jumped off the platform and intended to stomp down on the flinging arm to launch the boulder, but she jumped a little too far forward and ended up slipping off the side of the arm and hit the solid ground in an awkward position. Rainbow immediately ran around the catapult over to where Applejack had fallen. “You okay?” asked Rainbow as she helped her friend up. “Ah’m alright,” replied Applejack as she slowly stood up. She looked over at the catapult, then scoffed and quipped, “Too bad we don’t have some fleshy giant who could just flick this thing with a finger.” Princess Twilight Sparkle and rookie police officer Flash Sentry were standing in front of the safety vault inside the police station, with Twilight holding her magical crown. Spike suddenly rushed into the room with a panicked look on his face — due to seeing Sunset Shimmer inside a vehicle parked right outside the police station — while also carry an empty box. “I thought I told you to keep your hands off the donuts!” scolded Flash. “WHERE ARE MY DONUTS!?!” shouted someone in the room Spike had just come from. “And that is why,” added Flash. “Better start running, kid.” Spike immediately dropped the empty box and began running away while screaming. “Hey! Take the box with you!” exclaimed Flash as he picked up and tossed the empty box towards the fleeing Spike. “I don’t wanna get blamed for something you did!” Twilight simply sighed and facepalmed. Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were gathered in the briefing area of Canetlot City’s LEGO Team Headquarters building. The arrival of the final member of their new team was announced by the steading beeping of a forklift as it slowly moved forward. “Just packing a few necessities,” said Rarity. Behind her, as the forklift came to a stop, it suddenly began to tip forward, causing the operator to let out a yelp of panic. By the time everyone’s attention was on the forklift, it had tipped forward far enough that Rarity’s luggage tumbled off, and with all of that excessive weight suddenly gone, the forklift quickly dropped back down onto its base with a hard impact. “Ow! There goes my coccyx…” groaned the forklift operator. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie burst out laughing while Applejack playfully remarked, “Wow, Rarity. Ya actually managed to overload the forklift! Now there’s a first.” Back at the rebuilt spaceship hovering over the lunar base, Rainbow Dash continued to struggle finding the correct button for raising the landing gear. “Let’s see… how about… this one?” said Rainbow as she pushed another random button. That button caused a disco ball to lower from the ceiling and start rotating. Lights began spinning around the room as some funky music also began to play. Most of the team simply looked around with confused expressions, while Pinkie Pie happily danced to the beat in her seat. “Why would a spaceship even have a feature like that?” asked Applejack in confusion. Rainbow hit that button again, shutting off the music and retracting the disco ball. “Aww…” moaned Pinkie in disappointment as she slumped in her seat. “Can we cut this part out, too?” asked Rainbow as she faced one of the film cameras inside the spaceship. “This is starting to get a little ridiculous.” Princess Twilight Sparkle stood in front of the gatehouse into Prince Shining Armor’s castle. She had been about to rush through when the gate suddenly closed right in front of her. “Halt!” said a guard from atop the gatehouse and aiming his pike down at Twilight. “Who goes there?” Twilight looked up at the guard and replied, “My name is, uh… Starlight… Glimmer!” “Cut!” shouted the director from behind the film cameras. “You were supposed to say ‘Starlight Sparks’!” Twilight giggled nervously and responded, “Sorry. I kinda forgot my line and tried to improvise.” She paused as a thought occurred to her, then she added, “Although ‘Starlight Glimmer’ does sound like an interesting name. Do you think we could introduce a character with that name in a future episode of the main series?” “Eh, we’ll consider it,” replied the director. Pinkie Pie flew a hang glider directly towards one of the large windows on the side of Canterlot City’s LEGO Team Headquarters building. For this scene, she was going to slam into that window, slowly slide down it with squeaky noises, then get picked up by a giant claw that would drop her inside the large room with the rest of the newly formed team. However, when she hit that window, she ended up smashing right through it, sending bits of glass flying into the room. Pinkie quickly lost control of the hang glider and crashed to the floor. As everyone rushed over to check on her, Pinkie got up effortlessly from the shattered wreckage of her hang glider and quickly said, “I’m okay, everyone! I’m alright! Don’t worry!” As everyone visibly relaxed to see that she was okay, Pinkie looked up at the shattered window and remarked, “Wow… I think we’re gonna need a stronger window for this scene.” Between takes, Rocky and Mugsy were leaning their backs against the brick-built cage — which was completely empty at the moment — and each of them were holding a mug of coffee in their hands. “Boy, Rocky, we sure did catch a lucky break, didn’t we?” remarked Mugsy. “You said it, Mugsy!” agreed Rocky with a grin. “Just two guys tryin’ to make ends meet, turnin’ to the ol’ life of crime ‘cause we ain’t no good at nothin’ else. Then as soon as we get busted, some film producer comes along an’ bails us out in exchange for givin’ us a minor role in some new series, all because we got this ‘real world experience’ he was lookin’ for.” “And now we’re making so much money doing fake crimes, we can make a good living without having to do the real deal ever again,” added Mugsy contently. Rocky chuckled and remarked, “Who says crime never pays?” “Not us!” cheered Rocky and Mugsy simultaneously. They then tapped their mugs together and both took a sip of their coffee. Once again inside the custom spaceship hovering over the lunar base, Rainbow Dash was still struggling to figure out which button would raise the landing gear. “Sooner or later, I’m gonna figure this out,” grumbled Rainbow as she glanced over all the buttons on the console in front of her. “Let’s try… this one.” As soon as Rainbow pressed that next button, the airbag inside her flight controls suddenly deployed, causing her to get smacked in the face and thrown back into her seat. Fluttershy immediately removed her seatbelt and rushed over to check on Rainbow. “Are you okay?” she asked worriedly. With her face still against the airbag, Rainbow let out a muffled groan. As the airbag began to deflate, she pressed down on it with her hands. Once her face was free, she asked, “Why is there even a button for this thing? I thought it was supposed to be automatic in a crash.” Pinkie Pie — the one who had built this custom spaceship — giggled nervously and confessed, “I, uh, kinda thought it’d be funny.” The rest of the minifigs aboard the spaceship grumbled in disapproval. “It’s all fun and games until someone takes an airbag to the face,” scolded Rarity. As the cast and crew prepared to get ready for the next scene, the director sat in his chair and took a sip from his mug of coffee. Princess Twilight Sparkle held her script in her hands as she walked over to the director and asked, “Um, excuse me? Am I reading this correctly? Do you really want me to refer to Pinkie Pie in this scene as Oinkie Pie?” The director looked closely at the part of the script Twilight was pointing out. “Uh, nope. That is a typo,” replied the director as he took out a pen and scribbled over Twilight’s script to correct the error. “Sorry about that.” Twilight’s question was apparently overheard by the rest of the cast, because Pinkie Pie immediately burst out laughing and exclaimed, “Best typo ever!” As she continued laughing, she at one point even managed to snort like a pig. Rainbow Dash chuckled and remarked, “If somebody got this on camera, then it’s totally going into the blooper reel.” “Oh, I got it alright,” confirmed the cameraman from behind the film camera that was being used at the moment. “Nice!” remarked Spike pleasantly. “Wings? I’m thrilled that’s all I’ll be dealing with back in Equestria,” said Princess Twilight Sparkle as she and Spike walked towards the interdimensional portal back to Equestria. However, rather than pass through the barrier, they ended up smacking into a solid wall. After rubbing her face from the mild impact, Twilight glanced back and asked, “Did someone forget to flip the intangence switch on this wall?” “Whoops! My bad!” called out one of the technicians behind the camera. Once she saw the technician correct the mistake, Twilight pressed her hand against the wall and smiled as she watched it pass right through the wall like it wasn’t even there. “It’s amazing how certain special effects can be achieved with the right kind of technology,” she remarked. “And to think that some people believe CGI is the only way to go. This right here is proof that a movie can be made as authentic as possible.” Author's Note This chapter is for bloopers of only the first story, so you can expect three more chapters for each of the other stories (even though I'm already finished with them all, I'll be adding them only once a week). For the one where Twilight calls herself "Starlight Glimmer" instead of "Starlight Sparks", keep in mind that I had originally written that chapter back in mid 2014 when none of us had even heard of Starlight Glimmer (who was first introduced at the start of Season 5, almost a year later), so with such a remarkable coincidence, I decided that I just had to make a reference to it that would be fitting for a blooper reel. The "Oinkie Pie" typo is one that I've actually made occasionally while writing this series (though I would always quickly notice the error and correct it), but considering the context of who it is and what the typo word means, I just couldn't resist making a blooper featuring that particular typo (as for why it's such an easy mistake to make, let's just say the arrangement of letters on the keyboard also helped give us the slang word "pwned"). LEGO Equestria Girls 2 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 2 (Blooper Reel) The three Dazzlings had just arrived via helicopter at the LEGO Team Headquarters building in Lego City. “I can’t believe we are now so close to total victory,” stated Adagio Dazzle smugly. “I can’t believe we actually got a pilot to take us here without us having to sing to him,” remarked Aria Blaze. Sonata Dusk excitedly added, “And I can’t believe we actually get to meet… um…” Her voice fell as she struggled to remember her line. “What was his name again? It was right there on the tip of my tongue.” As Sonata continued muttering to herself in confusion, Aria rolled her eyes and Adagio facepalmed. A scene atop the LEGO Team Headquarters building in Lego City had just finished with the girls laughing at Spike’s remark about how putting so many levers on his flying stage would make him “look cool”. With the scene now finished, Pinkie Pie couldn’t resist flipping more levers and pressing more buttons to see what other sound effects there were on this machine. Beep-beep! Honk! Ring-ring! Awooga! Bzzzt! Woo-woo! Pinkie Pie giggled and excitedly exclaimed, “This is so much fun!” The next random lever she flipped caused a car alarm noise to suddenly start wailing very loudly. Pinkie was so startled by that sudden noise that she accidentally ripped that lever right off the wall. She quickly struggled to fit it back onto the wall to try shutting it off, but her panicked state combined with the very loud noise made that very difficult. “That was a really bad idea!” she hollered over the noise. In the interrogation room of LEGO Team Headquarters, Sunset Shimmer was being held in place by robbers Rocky and Mugsy with the three Dazzlings standing in front of her. Behind her back, she held a screwdriver that she had just discretely used to unlock the handcuffs on her wrists. “Then how about a demonstration?” asked Sunset with a confident smile. Adagio frowned and raised an eyebrow. Sunset dropped the screwdriver and tried to pull her arms apart… only for them to remain bound together behind her back. After a few tugs, she slumped her shoulders and sighed, then, with an embarrassed smile, she remarked, “Looks like I accidentally relocked the handcuffs.” The three Dazzlings, the two robbers, and even her six friends restrained against the wall all laughed at Sunset’s misfortune. With that embarrassed smile still on her face, Sunset turned to the crew behind the cameras and said, “I don’t wanna go through all that trouble with the screwdriver again, so let’s just use the key on these cuffs and we’ll reshoot from there. Inside the master control room of LEGO Team Headquarters, as Pinkie Pie struggled to yank the trashcan off from over her head, Applejack ran into the middle of the room, jumped over the guardrail, and walked up to the central console. An image of a digital Lego head and face suddenly appeared on every display screen in the room and spoke, “I am the computer.” Applejack stopped and raised an eyebrow. “Huh. Talkin’ compuper.” She then suddenly blurted out, “BLEH! Ah meant computer!” Behind Applejack, Pinkie Pie giggled, then effortlessly removed the trashcan from over her head and assured her friend, “Aw, don’t worry. You’re hardly the first person to make that mispronounciation.” In the construction yard in Bricklyn, Pinkie Pie was halfway finished building her party bus when Applejack suddenly told her that no one else on the team would want to use that to stop the Dazzlings. “Oh, snickerdoodles!” Pinkie cried out in frustration as she tossed away a yellow 1x4 brick in her hands and gave a single solid kick to the side of her incomplete party bus. When nothing happened after a few seconds, Pinkie kicked the side of the unfinished bus again. After a few more seconds with still nothing, she kicked the vehicle again. It was supposed to completely fall apart after just one kick, but as she kept kicking it again and again, there was still nothing happening to it. As her four friends in the scene and the three Dazzlings started laughing, Pinkie turned to the cameras and pouted with a small smile. “How about that?” she remarked. “Failing to fail! You don’t see that happen very often.” The cast and the crew laughed even harder at that remark. Inside one of the guest rooms in LEGO Team Headquarters, a disguised Rarity and Fluttershy were helping the three Dazzlings pick outfits for them to wear for the concert they would be performing to all of Lego City later that night. The disguised Rarity stood with Aria while pulling some green silk out of a box. Using her disguised voice of a very think French accent, she said, “Per’aps zis would be your—” Rarity suddenly chocked and coughed a few times. Fluttershy and the three Dazzlings quickly turned to Rarity to see if she was okay. Once Rarity’s coughing fit was over and she was breathing normally again, she said with her normal voice, “Apologies. That absurdly thick accent is really taking its toll on my throat.” With her voice noticeably beginning to get a little hoarse, she turned to the crew behind the cameras and asked, “May I please have some water?” Back on the helipad on the LEGO Team Headquarters building, Sonata was still struggling to remember the name she was supposed to say. “I’m pretty sure it started with a K,” muttered Sonata to herself. “Was it Kevin? No… Um… Was it Kyle? No, I’m sure it wasn’t that… Or was it? I’m so confused…” As Sonata kept rambling, Adagio was checking something on her phone while Aria was snacking on a donut. While Captain Storm Wave’s ship, the Hurricane, was docked at Puerto Pieceo, two imperial guards had been inspecting the ship and ended up taking possession of a chest full of treasure, despite the captain’s vocal protests. “Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day,” said one of the guards as they carried the chest along the plank from the ship to the dock. However, halfway along the plank, one of the guards suddenly slipped and dropped his grasp on the chest. His partner was unable to hold the heavy chest by himself and it slipped out of his grasp. The treasure chest tumbled to the water below and sunk to the bottom of the harbor. As the second guard crouched and stared down at the lost treasure, the one who had slipped managed to stand up again and remarked, “Good thing that wasn’t real treasure, eh?” When none of the cast or crew said anything in response, the second guard stood up and looked around at everyone in confusion as he asked, “Wait… was that actually real treasure?” As both imperial guards stared down at where they had dropped the treasure, the one who has slipped muttered, “Oh blimey…” Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy all stood on the ferry dock after just arriving in the city of Bricklyn. Not knowing what lay ahead, they had agreed to proceed carefully. “Stay close to each other,” advised Rarity, “and try not to draw too much attention to yourselves.” Frrrrrt! Applejack blushed in embarrassment and apologetically said, “Ooh, sorry. That came out the wrong end.” As the stench quickly hit, all four of her friends quickly fled the scene while saying various exclamations of disgust. “Gas mask!” shouted Pinkie Pie in panic. “I need a gas mask!” Rather than run, Applejack stood in place and waved her hat around as she said, “Hoo-wee! What a stench!” Once she put her hat back on, she glanced around and realized that she now stood completely alone. “Oh boy…” she muttered. She then turned to the cameras and suggested, “Maybe Ah should drink some soda an’ we’ll just pretend it stinks.” In the Old West town of Appleloosa, a convertible car known as the Dazzlemobile was accelerating right towards a horse-drawn wagon that had stopped sideways in the middle of the dirt road. The wagon had been slightly rebuilt with parts from the railings to make a ramp on the side of it that was facing the oncoming vehicle. However, instead of going up the ramp, the car plowed right through the wagon, smashing it to pieces, along with the people inside that wagon. The six girls of Canterlot City’s LEGO Team ran out from behind one of the background buildings and stared in shock at what had just happened. “Whoopsie,” said Pinkie Pie. “Guess I didn’t build that ramp strong enough.” “Goodness…” said Fluttershy in shock. “It’s a good thing Rarity insisted on using dummies for this shoot. That could’ve been really bad for us.” “Yeah, no kidding,” muttered Rainbow Dash as she picked up the detached dummy’s head that was wearing a rainbow hair piece identical to her own. As the Dazzlemobile came back around and slowed to a stop, Sunset turned to the three girls riding in it and said, “Sorry, stunt people, but it looks like it’ll be a while before we’re ready to try this again.” “Thank goodness,” remarked the driver in a voice that was definitely not that of Adagio Dazzle. As she removed that massive orange and yellow hair piece from her head — exposing her true hair piece of brown shoulder-length hair — she added, “You have no idea how much this crazy wig is chaffing me.” Inside the interrogation room of LEGO Team Headquarters, Sunset Shimmer had just picked up a red crowbar and was about to begin the big fight against some security guards. However, as she swung the crowbar back to make her first strike, she accidentally smacked the camera behind her and knocked it over to the floor. The camera was still functioning, but it now had a cracked lens, the video had occasional static, and the audio was occasionally garbled. “Oh! Sorry! Sorry!” exclaimed Sunset frantically. “Didn’t mean to do that! Aw shoot! Is this gonna come outta my paycheck?” Back on the helipad on the LEGO Team Headquarters building, Sonata was still struggling to remember that one name she was supposed to say. “Was it Kenny?” mumbled Sonata to herself. “No, I don’t think so… Um… Was it Carl? No, I’m sure that starts with a C…” Beside her, Adagio and Aria were looking away with very bored looks on their faces. “Oh! Now I remember!” Sonata suddenly exclaimed excitedly. Adagio and Aria quickly turned to their companion. “His name also had a J in it!” exclaimed Sonata cheerfully. Both Adagio and Aria groaned in frustration. Sonata tapped her hand against her chin as she once again thoughtfully muttered, “Now let’s see… What kind of names start with K and have a J in it? Hmm… is it Kenji? No, I’m sure it wasn’t Japanese…” Aria suddenly roared and furiously shouted, “That does it! I’m going to my trailer!” She then stormed off the scene. Once Aria was gone, Adagio sighed and rolled her eyes, then turned to the crew behind the cameras and grumbled, “This is just ridiculous. We’ve been at this for fifteen minutes and made virtually no progress whatsoever. Let’s just write the guy’s name on a cue card for the next shoot.” “But what if I mispronounce it?” asked Sonata. “Then we’ll just roll with it!” snapped Adagio. She sighed and turned away as she grumbled, “Really, Sonata, if you keep blowing the film’s budget like this, then we’ll never get to make a second appearance in this franchise.” Author's Note For the part where Sonata struggled to pronounce Kjeld's name, I took it a step further here by having her completely forget his name (complete with a meta joke on why we possibly haven't seen the Dazzlings make a second appearance in the series). The "compuper" mispronunciation comes from the game Lego City Undercover, where two different people say it multiple times. (In addition, I added some irony to that blooper by having Pinkie mispronounce the word "mispronounciation", so that was a deliberate misspelling I did there.) Also, I'm sorry if you didn't appreciate seeing a fart joke among these bloopers, but I was running low on ideas and just couldn't think of anything better to use instead. LEGO Equestria Girls 3 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 3 (Blooper Reel) In the scene where Abacus Cinch was arrested, the gathered group confronted her as she refused to acknowledge her crimes. “Do we need to spell it out for you?” Sugarcoat spoke up. “You manipulated Twilight into releasing all the stolen magic and turning into a power-cwaz— crath— cray— quaahh?” Everyone started laughing as Sugarcoat babbled nonsense after flubbing her line. Even Sugarcoat herself couldn’t resist joining in the laughter, once she managed to stop trying to continue her line. “Sorry,” apologized Sugarcoat with a smile. “Spoke a little too fast there. Just need a bit more rehearsing and I’m sure I’ll nail it down.” Inside the Pick-A-Brick warehouse, the LEGO Team of Canterlot City had just arrived. Flim and Flam slid on their feet into the aisle in front of them from opposite sides. They prepared to begin their showy greeting by throwing their arms out wide. However, before they even had a chance to speak, they both ended up smacking each other right in the face. The six girls and the film crew couldn’t help but laugh at that silly mishap. As the two brothers rubbed their faces, Flam chuckled and remarked, “Now there’s an epic fail if there ever was one.” “You said it,” agreed Flim with a smile. “Perhaps we should cut the hand gestures and just say our lines.” Flam shrugged and replied, “Fine by me.” At the arctic outpost, Twilight was now facing off against Rarity. Twilight had picked up a can of soda and vigorously shook it around. “Oh, let’s just say…” began Twilight. She then pointed the can at Rarity and finished, “It’s a science experiment.” Twilight popped the top of the can… and nothing happened. Twilight sighed and grumbled, “And the soda’s flat.” The film crew behind the cameras began laughing at that unexpected result. Twilight smiled at the crew as they continued laughing, then held out the opened can to them and offered, “So who wants flat soda? Anyone?” In the region of Dinosaur Island, two jeeps were speeding along a dirt trail through the jungle. The first jeep was driven by Sunny Flare with Twilight riding in the passenger seat, while the pursuing jeep was driven by Applejack with Rarity riding in the passenger seat and Pinkie Pie riding in the backseat. However, as the jeeps continued down the trail, they eventually hit a particularly wet patch of ground and they began sinking into the mud. Both drivers stomped on the accelerator, but the wheels just kept spinning in place and the jeeps were unable to go anywhere. Applejack looked over the side to see how far the vehicle had sunken into the mud and muttered, “Oh boy… looks like we’re stuck.” Twilight sighed, then turned to the crew behind the cameras and grumbled, “I told you guys it was a bad idea to film this scene so soon after a rain storm.” As Twilight spoke, Pinkie Pie hopped out of the second jeep, only to have her feet sink into the mud, and she struggled to pull her legs free. “Better call in some interns,” suggested Sunny Flare. “Something tells this might take a lot of effort to resolve.” As Pinkie continued struggling to pull herself free, she eventually lost her balance and ended up flopping face-down into the mud. Splat! Deep inside the mine, Sunset Shimmer and Indigo Zap were dueling with crowbars. Sunset had jumped over one swing from her opponent and then stuck her feet onto the studs of a large plate that was resting sideways against the cavern wall. As she now stood sideways along the wall, she smirked and asked, “Does your Shadowbolts training program include SNOT walking?” Indigo responded with a wicked grin and simply said, “As a matter of fact…” She jumped up and tried to stick her feet onto the wall of studs, but couldn’t make them stick and ended up falling onto the wooden platform below. She quickly got back up and tried again, but still couldn’t stick to the wall. She growled in frustration as she got back up again. This time, she tried sticking only one foot onto the wall, and after furiously stomping her foot on it a few times, she finally managed to make it stick. She then took her other foot off the platform and stuck it onto the wall. “There!” she exclaimed with satisfaction. “Made it work!” Sunset glanced over at the director behind the cameras, then turned to Indigo and apologetically said, “Actually, the director’s saying it’s a no-go. As funny as that was, I’m guessing it took away the shock factor this scene was supposed to have, so it looks like we’ll have to try this again.” Indigo slumped and growled, “Aw, f—” The clip ended before Indigo could finish saying that word. In another scene in the arctic outpost, Pinkie Pie had just ponied up and was beginning to levitate off the floor. “Oooh, floaty!” she remarked cheerfully. Suddenly, one of the hidden wires holding her up snapped, leaving her suspended by only one of those wires. The sudden change of expression on Pinkie’s face showed that it was not a pleasant experience. “Owie, owie, owie! Somebody get me down!” exclaimed Pinkie as her voice gradually became more strained. “This harness is really digging into places that I shouldn’t mention on camera!” In downtown Canterlot City, Sunset slowly emerged from the impact site on the side of City Hall. She took a step forward, slipped on the rubble under her feet, and reached her hands forward towards a banner on the side of the building. However, Sunset was unable to grasp onto the banner and plummeted straight down to the street below. Thankfully, she ended up landing safely onto a large airbag that cushioned her fall. As she sat up on the slowly deflating airbag, she let out a sigh of relief and remarked, “Good thing the safety team insisted on putting this crash mat right here.” In yet another scene in the arctic outpost, Rarity was continuously spraying air freshener around as she approached the bathroom. Once she reached it, she pulled the door closed and slapped a large sticker onto it. That sticker was supposed to have a biohazard symbol on it, but Rarity gasped in shock when she saw that it instead showed a portrait of herself with a caption the read, “Odor of Rarity.” Rainbow Dash immediately burst out laughing. After a few seconds of clutching her sides in laughter, she pointed at Rarity and shouted, “Gotcha!” Rarity clenched her fists and growled, then furiously shouted, “RAINBOW DASH!” On a large ship in the middle of the ocean, most of the LEGO Team from Canterlot City had just arrived onto the deck and saw most of the Shadowbolt agents were attempting to steal one of the two submarines stored on the deck. Standing atop that sub was Sour Sweet, currently with her sour face showing. “Buzz off, Loser Team!” she spat at the opponents. “You’re here on a mission and we’re not gonna stop us!” “Cut!” shouted the director from behind the cameras. “You got it backwards! It’s supposed to be, ‘We’re here on a mission and you’re not gonna stop us.’” “Oh gimme a break!” exclaimed Sour Sweet. “I’m doing the best I can!” “Well maybe if you actually practiced your lines, you wouldn’t be so prone to making simple mistakes like this,” retorted the director. “It’s not that hard.” “I’ll show you hard!” snapped Sour Sweet as she grabbed the tool that was meant to be thrown at a lever later in the scene and then chucked it at the film crew. “Whoa! Watch it!” someone shouted behind the cameras. The tool ended up striking the camera. The image became distorted as it was knocked over, then turned completely to static as it landed on the deck. At City Park, the five Shadowbolt agents had just reassembled their various vehicles into one massive vehicle in hopes of using it to rip open a door to an underground chamber where the LEGO Team was trapped. Once Lemon Zest had backed up the vehicle into position, Indigo Zap grabbed a steel cable and tied one end to the door, then tied the other end to the vehicle’s rear axle. Once the cable was secured, she banged her hand against the side of the vehicle and backed off. As Indigo Zap, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, and Sunny Flare stood on the sidelines, Lemon Zest stomped on the accelerator and the massive vehicle began to speed off. However, as soon as the cable was pulled taut, one end of it suddenly snapped off and whipped right across the waists of the four girls standing nearby, separating their legs from their torsos and tossing them across the ground. Lemon Zest quickly got out of the vehicle and ran over to help her teammates. Thankfully, they were all okay and it was simply a matter of retrieving and reattaching their legs. “Whoa. Good thing we’re made of Lego,” remarked Sunny Flare as she stood her legs upright, then hauled her torso up onto her legs. After reattaching her legs to her torso, Sugarcoat stated, “We may have to rethink the details of this scene. That incident was probably not suitable for the intended audience.” Indigo Zap, with some assistance from Lemon Zest, was the last of the group to get her legs reattached. “Yeah, that was too extreme for PG,” agreed Indigo. Lemon Zest added, “Yeah, that was like… PG-X.” The four other girls stare blankly at Lemon for a moment, then all five of them suddenly burst out laughing. Sour Sweet — having switched to her sweet face so she could laugh with the others — remarked, “Okay, that just made this clip worthy for the blooper reel.” Rainbow Dash was walking down the sidewalk along one of the streets of Canterlot City. She stopped when she noticed that she was now standing right beside Sunset Shimmer’s convertible car, parked on the side of the road. Rainbow glanced around, then once she was sure no one was watching, she hoped into the driver’s seat and turned on the engine. With a mischievous chuckle, she shifted the car into drive, then pulled it out of the parallel parking spot. Rather that zoom off with it, what she did instead was make a hard left and started doing donuts right there in the middle of the road. As the tires squealed and smoke began billowing out, she let out loud whoops of joy as she spun around and around. “WHOOOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH! HAH-HA-HA-HA-HAH!” At City Park in Canterlot City, Pinkie Pie was standing alone in front of the statue that held the interdimensional portal to Equestria. Suddenly, another identical Pinkie Pie emerged from the portal. The two Pinkies greeted each other with a smile and a wave. Then they both removed their heads, traded their heads, and then placed their new heads onto their bodies. They both quickly checked to make sure everything felt right, then they both smiled and nodded to each other. The visiting Pinkie’s body with native Pinkie’s head then turned around and walked through the interdimensional portal. The native Pinkie’s body with visiting Pinkie’s head then turned to the camera with a grin on her face and winked. Author's Note Quite a lot of short ones in this part, but I'm sure you still found them just as funny as the others. The "PG-X" remark was inspired by a bit from the commentary of the Lego Movie (when they mention a scene that was cut, Will Arnett, the voice of Batman, remarked that it was "too extreme for PG... PG-X," and everyone immediately laughed). And in the last two, which are more like funny random moments, there's Rainbow Dash demonstrating how desperate she was to have a car like Sunset's, and then there's the two Pinkies doing what we saw in the "Friendship Games" bloopers with a bit of a Lego twist. LEGO Equestria Girls 4 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 4 (Blooper Reel) At the gate behind the Rich Cultural Center in Lego City, a large white truck rolled up to the guard shack and came to a stop. The security guard inside the shack leaned out of the window, gave a hard look towards the driver’s window on the truck, and firmly requested, “State your business.” The window rolled down and Timber Spruce stuck his head out, but rather than the false glasses and mustache he was supposed to have, he instead wore a red tribal island mask as he spoke in a deeper voice, “Ook, ah, ook, ah!” The security guard broke his stoic expression and couldn’t resist laughing. Behind the cameras, the cast and crew on the scene also laughed at Timber’s act of humor. Timber laughed along with everyone as he removed the mask and said, “Sorry, I couldn’t resist!” After a little more laughter, he continued to smile as he pointed the mask at one of the cameras and said, “I’ll use the real disguise for the next take, I promise.” At the hemlock outpost in the Dark Forest, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were in the middle of their sparring match. As their swords and shields kept clashing, Applejack began to get the upper hand and Rainbow Dash was forced to take a few steps backwards. However, as Rainbow Dash walked backwards, she suddenly stumbled and fell over onto her back. Having dropped her sword and shield when she fell, she held up her hands as she sat up and assured everyone, “I’m alright! I’m okay! Just tripped over myself.” The crew behind the cameras began to laugh, and even Applejack and Rainbow Dash couldn’t help but chuckle as well. In a later scene in the Dark Forest, the LEGO Team members were on one side of a bridge while Trixie and her army were on the other side. Spike was carrying a spear as he ran onto the bridge and stopped right in the middle of the span. He then raised the spear high over his head and hollered at the top of his lungs, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!” He then slammed the end of the spear down onto the bridge right in front of his feet. For a few seconds, everyone stared at Spike as he stood perfectly still on the bridge. As more seconds passed by, Spike began to relax his stance as he looked around in confusion. He gaze soon focused on a particular part of the bridge just a few steps behind where he stood. “Whoops. Hit the wrong brick,” stated Spike as he walked over to the point of interest. He stopped in front of one particular brick that was a darker shade of grey than most of the other Lego bricks that made up the bridge. “This is the brick that’s supposed to trigger the bridge collapse,” he pointed out as he tapped the end of his spear on that brick. As some of the cast and crew began to laugh, Spike smiled as he added, “Whoever built this prop bridge did a good job of hiding the trigger, but maybe a little too well considering I just completely missed it.” Spike’s quip caused everyone on the scene to laugh. At the Wonderbolts Lunar Headquarters, the LEGO Team of Canterlot City and fellow team members Gloriosa and Timber were gathered in a lounge as Luna Playwell arrived after finishing the last of their interviews. “Thank you very much for your cooperation, everyone,” stated Luna. However, as she continued, she noticeably slowed down at certain parts, as if struggling to remember what she needed to say. “I shall… assign some researchers to look into the… data and information I have collected, and will inform you of any… interesting discoveries we make.” There was little bit more for her to say, but she decided to stop there as she could see from everyone’s expressions that her attempt was far from ideal. Behind the camera, the director said, “Well, at least you got all the words correct. Just pick up that pacing a bit more and we should be good on this scene.” “Not to worry,” assured Luna. “I’m confident I’ll get it right for the next take. After all, I am a fropessional.” She then immediately realized that she completely flubbed saying “professional” and facepalmed in frustration. That reaction caused all of the cast and crew to burst out laughing. In the Dark Forest, as Rob N. Hood made his sudden introduction, Spike yelped and leaped into Fluttershy’s arms. However, Fluttershy wobbled and lost her balance, falling over backwards with Spike landing on top of her. As Spike got up off of her, Fluttershy spoke up, “Sorry, everyone. I guess I still need some practice for that move.” In Lego City while it was under attack by the corrupted Gloriosa Daisy, Twilight had just freed Timber Spruce from a bramble cocoon. Timber gestured at the plasma blade in Twilight’s hand and remarked, “That’s pretty cool.” Twilight giggled and smugly responded, “You like my new toy?” Timber suddenly snickered at that line. When Twilight stopped and gave him a questioning look, he said, “Sorry, it’s just… the wording of that line doesn’t seem right.” “What do you mean?” asked Twilight as she raised an eyebrow in confusion. Timber awkwardly responded, “Well, you see… considering the shape and size of that object, and with you calling it your new toy… let’s just say some guys are gonna interpret some innuendo out of that.” Twilight glanced down at her plasma blade handle, then looked up at Timber again and muttered, “I don’t get it.” Timber ignored her as he turned to the director behind the camera and asked, “Can we try to reword that line? I’d like to avoid giving the audience any dirty ideas.” As Timber walked away towards the director, Twilight followed him and said in exasperation, “No, seriously, I really don’t get it!” At the conference room in the Crystal Castle, President Business was among the people seated at the conference table. After Filthy Rich tried to defend his efforts, President Business argued, “What is ridiculous is that you were persistent enough to offer them that much, and they still refused the offer! That to me is a big red flag that says, ‘Not for sale! Go away and never bug us again, or we’ll sue your pants off!’” President Business took a sip from his mug off coffee, but then suddenly started chocking on it. Thomas Playwell seated beside him got up and took a step toward him, but he held up his hand and wheezed, “Don’t worry, I’m fine.” After a few more violent coughs, President Business relaxed and assured everyone, “It’s okay, everyone. I’m alright.” He then looked down at the coffee he had spilled all over the table, then sighed and grumbled, “Though I am frustrated at wasting so much perfectly good coffee.” He held up his mug and added, “And this is the outrageously overpriced kind, too!” At the gala at the Rich Cultural Center, Rarity had managed to meet Chase McCain and the two of them were having a pleasant conversation. Suddenly, a guy with orange hair and wearing a black police uniform walked onto the scene with a huge smile on his face. “Hey there, Chase! How’s it going?” he greeted cheerfully. “Oh! Hey, Frank,” greeted Chase politely. “I just happened to meet Rarity here. She’s one of the girls from that LEGO Team out of Canterlot City. You know, those girls who always save the world from magical monsters?” Rarity giggled and remarked, “Oh, Chase, you flatterer…” The cheerful police officer, Frank Honey, rushed over to stand very close to Rarity and excitedly greeted, “It is a real honor to meet you! Okay, so maybe you’re not my favorite member of the team, but still, you girls are awesome!” Rarity recoiled from Frank’s close proximity, then turned to the camera and asked, “Must we go through with this? He seems like an unnecessary extra.” “I’m gonna have to concur,” said Chase as he gently pulled Frank away from Rarity. “No offence, Frank, but I only signed up for a cameo in this film. Something tells me a guy like you probably won’t make the cut.” Frank lowered his head in disappointment and moaned, “Aww, but I was so looking forward to this!” He instantly perked up again as he added, “I even wrote a song to go with it!” Frank inhaled, but before he could get a note out, Rarity suddenly slapped her hand over his mouth. “For the love of Ole, please don’t,” scolded Rarity. At the LEGO Team Headquarters building in Lego City, Sunset, Twilight, and Spike were trying to use the Jump-Gate to get into the city. Sunset had just used her laser blaster to clear away all of the brambles that blocked the gateway, but those brambles had quickly grown back to once again block the gateway. “Oh come on!” shouted Sunset furiously as she threw the laser blaster down onto the floor. However, when that laser blaster bounced off the floor, of all the directions it could have gone, it ended up striking Spike right in the groin. Spike immediately grunted in pain as he grasped his groin and collapsed to the floor, then continued groaning in pain. Everyone in the room winced at Spike’s rotten luck. Sunset visibly cringed, then after a few seconds of staring at him in shock, she barely managed to say, “Sorry…” In the Dark Forest at night, Sunset and Twilight were trapped in a cage after being captured by trolls from Trixie’s army. Sunset was picking the lock on the cage and had asked Twilight to provide a diversion by any possible means. “Speaking of knights,” spoke Twilight to the trolls paying attention, “have you ever heard of a certain knight who wears armor as dark as the night?” She suddenly stopped and mumbled to herself, “Oh, wait, that’s a little early on the pun.” She then sighed in frustration and grumbled, “Oh, who am I kidding? This is pointless.” Twilight turned to the camera and spoke up, “Seriously, why am I using bad comedy to distract trolls? I mean, practically every line I’ve got in this scene is just preposterous! Especially that one where I literally point out a distraction! Who writes this stuff anyway?!” Sunset simply sighed in frustration and banged her head against the bars of the cage. The LEGO Team of Canterlot City were gathered in the briefing area of the local LEGO Team Headquarters building, ready to receive their next mission assignment. However, as Celestia Playwell began tapping buttons on the console, a tone rang from the computer’s speakers and a pop-up window came up on the display screen that read, “A fatal error has occurred.” Celestia desperately kept tapping buttons, but each time, the same tone would ring out and another pop-up identical to the first came up. By the time there were a dozen “fatal error” pop-ups on the screen, Celestia sighed in frustration, then turned to the crew behind the cameras and requested, “I think we’ll need to call in an IT specialist. This doesn’t look good…” As everyone began to realize that the technical issue would probably take a while to resolve, Rainbow Dash turned to the camera and asked, “Does this mean we get the rest of the day off?” On the streets of Canterlot City, Sunset Shimmer walked over to her custom-built convertible car. She opened the door, climbed into the driver’s seat, shut the door, and then started the engine. As Sunset made some adjustments, Pinkie Pie slowly rose up from her hiding place in the car’s backseat. With a naughty grin on her face, she slowly reached her arm out towards Sunset. However, just before she could touch her, Sunset tapped a seemingly random button on the dashboard and the seat Pinkie was in suddenly shot up out of the car, taking Pinkie with it. Pinkie screamed as the ejector seat carried her up into the air and then plummeted down onto the sidewalk beside the car. She groaned as she sat up and looked over at Sunset. Sunset glanced back at Pinkie with a smug smile and simply said, “Nice try, Pinkie.” She turned her attention forward and stomped on the accelerator. With a squeal of the tires, the car sped off down the street. Pinkie Pie silently watched the car zoom away. With yet another attempt to force Sunset to look inside her mind ending in total failure, Pinkie snapped her clawed hand and grumbled, “Drat!” Author's Note And that's the last of these bloopers. Luna calling herself a "fropessional" obviously comes from the original Equestria Girls bloopers. Hopefully, I kept a certain blooper tame enough to keep the E rating for this story. And yes, like Chase McCain, Frank Honey is from the game Lego City Undercover. And of course, just like the last of the Equestria Girls bloopers showed Sunset seeing Pinkie's mind again, I had the last of these bloopers show yet another failed attempt by Pinkie to get Sunset to see her mind.
LEGO Equestria Girls (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls (Blooper Reel) “What kind of place is this?” asked Princess Twilight Sparkle as she looked around at all the strange sights and sounds of the city around her. Twilight and Spike jumped a little when one young individual rode by on his skateboard, laughing excitedly as he zoomed past them. But then his skateboard suddenly jerked to a stop and he was sent flying off onto the sidewalk. Twilight and Spike immediately rushed over to the fallen skateboard rider. “Are you okay?” asked Twilight with concern. “I’m fine,” replied the skateboarding kid as he got up and walked over to his skateboard. When he picked it up, he noticed that one of the 2x2 tiles that made up the sidewalk was sticking out on one side. Everyone immediately realized that the kid had been thrown off because his skateboard had smacked into that loose part. “I guess somebody will need to fix the sidewalk over here,” remarked the skateboarder kid. Spike smiled as he walked over to the loose tile and then stomped down on it, pushing it back into place. “There! Problem solved!” declared Spike with pride. Twilight couldn’t help but giggle at that. The seven members of Canterlot City’s new LEGO Team were seated inside a spaceship they had just custom built out of debris from their previous spaceship. Rainbow Dash was in the pilot’s seat, and although she already got the spaceship hovering over the lunar base’s landing pad, she was struggling to find the button that would raise the landing gear. “Hmm… maybe this one will raise the landing gear,” said Rainbow Dash before she pressed a random button. That button caused the emergency escape hatch in the roof to open, and since they were out in the vacuum of space, this caused the air inside to spaceship to immediately start rushing out. Thankfully, everyone already had their seatbelts on, so they didn’t have to worry about getting sucked outside — although Applejack and Spike had to hold their hats down to avoid losing them. Rainbow Dash quickly pressed that button again and the hatch closed up. Rainbow let out a sigh of relief and said, “That was way too close.” She then turned to one of the film cameras inside the spaceship and asked, “Can we cut this part out? I don’t want people to see how I almost took us all out because of a silly mistake.” Just outside of Trixie’s castle, as the battle raged on all around them, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were using a catapult they had just assembled from the wreckage of the siege machine. Their intended target was obviously the walls of Trixie’s castle. As Applejack climbed up onto a small raised platform beside the catapult’s flinging arm, Rainbow Dash loaded a Lego boulder into the bucket. Applejack then jumped off the platform and intended to stomp down on the flinging arm to launch the boulder, but she jumped a little too far forward and ended up slipping off the side of the arm and hit the solid ground in an awkward position. Rainbow immediately ran around the catapult over to where Applejack had fallen. “You okay?” asked Rainbow as she helped her friend up. “Ah’m alright,” replied Applejack as she slowly stood up. She looked over at the catapult, then scoffed and quipped, “Too bad we don’t have some fleshy giant who could just flick this thing with a finger.” Princess Twilight Sparkle and rookie police officer Flash Sentry were standing in front of the safety vault inside the police station, with Twilight holding her magical crown. Spike suddenly rushed into the room with a panicked look on his face — due to seeing Sunset Shimmer inside a vehicle parked right outside the police station — while also carry an empty box. “I thought I told you to keep your hands off the donuts!” scolded Flash. “WHERE ARE MY DONUTS!?!” shouted someone in the room Spike had just come from. “And that is why,” added Flash. “Better start running, kid.” Spike immediately dropped the empty box and began running away while screaming. “Hey! Take the box with you!” exclaimed Flash as he picked up and tossed the empty box towards the fleeing Spike. “I don’t wanna get blamed for something you did!” Twilight simply sighed and facepalmed. Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie were gathered in the briefing area of Canetlot City’s LEGO Team Headquarters building. The arrival of the final member of their new team was announced by the steading beeping of a forklift as it slowly moved forward. “Just packing a few necessities,” said Rarity. Behind her, as the forklift came to a stop, it suddenly began to tip forward, causing the operator to let out a yelp of panic. By the time everyone’s attention was on the forklift, it had tipped forward far enough that Rarity’s luggage tumbled off, and with all of that excessive weight suddenly gone, the forklift quickly dropped back down onto its base with a hard impact. “Ow! There goes my coccyx…” groaned the forklift operator. Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie burst out laughing while Applejack playfully remarked, “Wow, Rarity. Ya actually managed to overload the forklift! Now there’s a first.” Back at the rebuilt spaceship hovering over the lunar base, Rainbow Dash continued to struggle finding the correct button for raising the landing gear. “Let’s see… how about… this one?” said Rainbow as she pushed another random button. That button caused a disco ball to lower from the ceiling and start rotating. Lights began spinning around the room as some funky music also began to play. Most of the team simply looked around with confused expressions, while Pinkie Pie happily danced to the beat in her seat. “Why would a spaceship even have a feature like that?” asked Applejack in confusion. Rainbow hit that button again, shutting off the music and retracting the disco ball. “Aww…” moaned Pinkie in disappointment as she slumped in her seat. “Can we cut this part out, too?” asked Rainbow as she faced one of the film cameras inside the spaceship. “This is starting to get a little ridiculous.” Princess Twilight Sparkle stood in front of the gatehouse into Prince Shining Armor’s castle. She had been about to rush through when the gate suddenly closed right in front of her. “Halt!” said a guard from atop the gatehouse and aiming his pike down at Twilight. “Who goes there?” Twilight looked up at the guard and replied, “My name is, uh… Starlight… Glimmer!” “Cut!” shouted the director from behind the film cameras. “You were supposed to say ‘Starlight Sparks’!” Twilight giggled nervously and responded, “Sorry. I kinda forgot my line and tried to improvise.” She paused as a thought occurred to her, then she added, “Although ‘Starlight Glimmer’ does sound like an interesting name. Do you think we could introduce a character with that name in a future episode of the main series?” “Eh, we’ll consider it,” replied the director. Pinkie Pie flew a hang glider directly towards one of the large windows on the side of Canterlot City’s LEGO Team Headquarters building. For this scene, she was going to slam into that window, slowly slide down it with squeaky noises, then get picked up by a giant claw that would drop her inside the large room with the rest of the newly formed team. However, when she hit that window, she ended up smashing right through it, sending bits of glass flying into the room. Pinkie quickly lost control of the hang glider and crashed to the floor. As everyone rushed over to check on her, Pinkie got up effortlessly from the shattered wreckage of her hang glider and quickly said, “I’m okay, everyone! I’m alright! Don’t worry!” As everyone visibly relaxed to see that she was okay, Pinkie looked up at the shattered window and remarked, “Wow… I think we’re gonna need a stronger window for this scene.” Between takes, Rocky and Mugsy were leaning their backs against the brick-built cage — which was completely empty at the moment — and each of them were holding a mug of coffee in their hands. “Boy, Rocky, we sure did catch a lucky break, didn’t we?” remarked Mugsy. “You said it, Mugsy!” agreed Rocky with a grin. “Just two guys tryin’ to make ends meet, turnin’ to the ol’ life of crime ‘cause we ain’t no good at nothin’ else. Then as soon as we get busted, some film producer comes along an’ bails us out in exchange for givin’ us a minor role in some new series, all because we got this ‘real world experience’ he was lookin’ for.” “And now we’re making so much money doing fake crimes, we can make a good living without having to do the real deal ever again,” added Mugsy contently. Rocky chuckled and remarked, “Who says crime never pays?” “Not us!” cheered Rocky and Mugsy simultaneously. They then tapped their mugs together and both took a sip of their coffee. Once again inside the custom spaceship hovering over the lunar base, Rainbow Dash was still struggling to figure out which button would raise the landing gear. “Sooner or later, I’m gonna figure this out,” grumbled Rainbow as she glanced over all the buttons on the console in front of her. “Let’s try… this one.” As soon as Rainbow pressed that next button, the airbag inside her flight controls suddenly deployed, causing her to get smacked in the face and thrown back into her seat. Fluttershy immediately removed her seatbelt and rushed over to check on Rainbow. “Are you okay?” she asked worriedly. With her face still against the airbag, Rainbow let out a muffled groan. As the airbag began to deflate, she pressed down on it with her hands. Once her face was free, she asked, “Why is there even a button for this thing? I thought it was supposed to be automatic in a crash.” Pinkie Pie — the one who had built this custom spaceship — giggled nervously and confessed, “I, uh, kinda thought it’d be funny.” The rest of the minifigs aboard the spaceship grumbled in disapproval. “It’s all fun and games until someone takes an airbag to the face,” scolded Rarity. As the cast and crew prepared to get ready for the next scene, the director sat in his chair and took a sip from his mug of coffee. Princess Twilight Sparkle held her script in her hands as she walked over to the director and asked, “Um, excuse me? Am I reading this correctly? Do you really want me to refer to Pinkie Pie in this scene as Oinkie Pie?” The director looked closely at the part of the script Twilight was pointing out. “Uh, nope. That is a typo,” replied the director as he took out a pen and scribbled over Twilight’s script to correct the error. “Sorry about that.” Twilight’s question was apparently overheard by the rest of the cast, because Pinkie Pie immediately burst out laughing and exclaimed, “Best typo ever!” As she continued laughing, she at one point even managed to snort like a pig. Rainbow Dash chuckled and remarked, “If somebody got this on camera, then it’s totally going into the blooper reel.” “Oh, I got it alright,” confirmed the cameraman from behind the film camera that was being used at the moment. “Nice!” remarked Spike pleasantly. “Wings? I’m thrilled that’s all I’ll be dealing with back in Equestria,” said Princess Twilight Sparkle as she and Spike walked towards the interdimensional portal back to Equestria. However, rather than pass through the barrier, they ended up smacking into a solid wall. After rubbing her face from the mild impact, Twilight glanced back and asked, “Did someone forget to flip the intangence switch on this wall?” “Whoops! My bad!” called out one of the technicians behind the camera. Once she saw the technician correct the mistake, Twilight pressed her hand against the wall and smiled as she watched it pass right through the wall like it wasn’t even there. “It’s amazing how certain special effects can be achieved with the right kind of technology,” she remarked. “And to think that some people believe CGI is the only way to go. This right here is proof that a movie can be made as authentic as possible.” Author's Note This chapter is for bloopers of only the first story, so you can expect three more chapters for each of the other stories (even though I'm already finished with them all, I'll be adding them only once a week). For the one where Twilight calls herself "Starlight Glimmer" instead of "Starlight Sparks", keep in mind that I had originally written that chapter back in mid 2014 when none of us had even heard of Starlight Glimmer (who was first introduced at the start of Season 5, almost a year later), so with such a remarkable coincidence, I decided that I just had to make a reference to it that would be fitting for a blooper reel. The "Oinkie Pie" typo is one that I've actually made occasionally while writing this series (though I would always quickly notice the error and correct it), but considering the context of who it is and what the typo word means, I just couldn't resist making a blooper featuring that particular typo (as for why it's such an easy mistake to make, let's just say the arrangement of letters on the keyboard also helped give us the slang word "pwned").
LEGO Equestria Girls 2 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 2 (Blooper Reel) The three Dazzlings had just arrived via helicopter at the LEGO Team Headquarters building in Lego City. “I can’t believe we are now so close to total victory,” stated Adagio Dazzle smugly. “I can’t believe we actually got a pilot to take us here without us having to sing to him,” remarked Aria Blaze. Sonata Dusk excitedly added, “And I can’t believe we actually get to meet… um…” Her voice fell as she struggled to remember her line. “What was his name again? It was right there on the tip of my tongue.” As Sonata continued muttering to herself in confusion, Aria rolled her eyes and Adagio facepalmed. A scene atop the LEGO Team Headquarters building in Lego City had just finished with the girls laughing at Spike’s remark about how putting so many levers on his flying stage would make him “look cool”. With the scene now finished, Pinkie Pie couldn’t resist flipping more levers and pressing more buttons to see what other sound effects there were on this machine. Beep-beep! Honk! Ring-ring! Awooga! Bzzzt! Woo-woo! Pinkie Pie giggled and excitedly exclaimed, “This is so much fun!” The next random lever she flipped caused a car alarm noise to suddenly start wailing very loudly. Pinkie was so startled by that sudden noise that she accidentally ripped that lever right off the wall. She quickly struggled to fit it back onto the wall to try shutting it off, but her panicked state combined with the very loud noise made that very difficult. “That was a really bad idea!” she hollered over the noise. In the interrogation room of LEGO Team Headquarters, Sunset Shimmer was being held in place by robbers Rocky and Mugsy with the three Dazzlings standing in front of her. Behind her back, she held a screwdriver that she had just discretely used to unlock the handcuffs on her wrists. “Then how about a demonstration?” asked Sunset with a confident smile. Adagio frowned and raised an eyebrow. Sunset dropped the screwdriver and tried to pull her arms apart… only for them to remain bound together behind her back. After a few tugs, she slumped her shoulders and sighed, then, with an embarrassed smile, she remarked, “Looks like I accidentally relocked the handcuffs.” The three Dazzlings, the two robbers, and even her six friends restrained against the wall all laughed at Sunset’s misfortune. With that embarrassed smile still on her face, Sunset turned to the crew behind the cameras and said, “I don’t wanna go through all that trouble with the screwdriver again, so let’s just use the key on these cuffs and we’ll reshoot from there. Inside the master control room of LEGO Team Headquarters, as Pinkie Pie struggled to yank the trashcan off from over her head, Applejack ran into the middle of the room, jumped over the guardrail, and walked up to the central console. An image of a digital Lego head and face suddenly appeared on every display screen in the room and spoke, “I am the computer.” Applejack stopped and raised an eyebrow. “Huh. Talkin’ compuper.” She then suddenly blurted out, “BLEH! Ah meant computer!” Behind Applejack, Pinkie Pie giggled, then effortlessly removed the trashcan from over her head and assured her friend, “Aw, don’t worry. You’re hardly the first person to make that mispronounciation.” In the construction yard in Bricklyn, Pinkie Pie was halfway finished building her party bus when Applejack suddenly told her that no one else on the team would want to use that to stop the Dazzlings. “Oh, snickerdoodles!” Pinkie cried out in frustration as she tossed away a yellow 1x4 brick in her hands and gave a single solid kick to the side of her incomplete party bus. When nothing happened after a few seconds, Pinkie kicked the side of the unfinished bus again. After a few more seconds with still nothing, she kicked the vehicle again. It was supposed to completely fall apart after just one kick, but as she kept kicking it again and again, there was still nothing happening to it. As her four friends in the scene and the three Dazzlings started laughing, Pinkie turned to the cameras and pouted with a small smile. “How about that?” she remarked. “Failing to fail! You don’t see that happen very often.” The cast and the crew laughed even harder at that remark. Inside one of the guest rooms in LEGO Team Headquarters, a disguised Rarity and Fluttershy were helping the three Dazzlings pick outfits for them to wear for the concert they would be performing to all of Lego City later that night. The disguised Rarity stood with Aria while pulling some green silk out of a box. Using her disguised voice of a very think French accent, she said, “Per’aps zis would be your—” Rarity suddenly chocked and coughed a few times. Fluttershy and the three Dazzlings quickly turned to Rarity to see if she was okay. Once Rarity’s coughing fit was over and she was breathing normally again, she said with her normal voice, “Apologies. That absurdly thick accent is really taking its toll on my throat.” With her voice noticeably beginning to get a little hoarse, she turned to the crew behind the cameras and asked, “May I please have some water?” Back on the helipad on the LEGO Team Headquarters building, Sonata was still struggling to remember the name she was supposed to say. “I’m pretty sure it started with a K,” muttered Sonata to herself. “Was it Kevin? No… Um… Was it Kyle? No, I’m sure it wasn’t that… Or was it? I’m so confused…” As Sonata kept rambling, Adagio was checking something on her phone while Aria was snacking on a donut. While Captain Storm Wave’s ship, the Hurricane, was docked at Puerto Pieceo, two imperial guards had been inspecting the ship and ended up taking possession of a chest full of treasure, despite the captain’s vocal protests. “Thank you for your cooperation and have a nice day,” said one of the guards as they carried the chest along the plank from the ship to the dock. However, halfway along the plank, one of the guards suddenly slipped and dropped his grasp on the chest. His partner was unable to hold the heavy chest by himself and it slipped out of his grasp. The treasure chest tumbled to the water below and sunk to the bottom of the harbor. As the second guard crouched and stared down at the lost treasure, the one who had slipped managed to stand up again and remarked, “Good thing that wasn’t real treasure, eh?” When none of the cast or crew said anything in response, the second guard stood up and looked around at everyone in confusion as he asked, “Wait… was that actually real treasure?” As both imperial guards stared down at where they had dropped the treasure, the one who has slipped muttered, “Oh blimey…” Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy all stood on the ferry dock after just arriving in the city of Bricklyn. Not knowing what lay ahead, they had agreed to proceed carefully. “Stay close to each other,” advised Rarity, “and try not to draw too much attention to yourselves.” Frrrrrt! Applejack blushed in embarrassment and apologetically said, “Ooh, sorry. That came out the wrong end.” As the stench quickly hit, all four of her friends quickly fled the scene while saying various exclamations of disgust. “Gas mask!” shouted Pinkie Pie in panic. “I need a gas mask!” Rather than run, Applejack stood in place and waved her hat around as she said, “Hoo-wee! What a stench!” Once she put her hat back on, she glanced around and realized that she now stood completely alone. “Oh boy…” she muttered. She then turned to the cameras and suggested, “Maybe Ah should drink some soda an’ we’ll just pretend it stinks.” In the Old West town of Appleloosa, a convertible car known as the Dazzlemobile was accelerating right towards a horse-drawn wagon that had stopped sideways in the middle of the dirt road. The wagon had been slightly rebuilt with parts from the railings to make a ramp on the side of it that was facing the oncoming vehicle. However, instead of going up the ramp, the car plowed right through the wagon, smashing it to pieces, along with the people inside that wagon. The six girls of Canterlot City’s LEGO Team ran out from behind one of the background buildings and stared in shock at what had just happened. “Whoopsie,” said Pinkie Pie. “Guess I didn’t build that ramp strong enough.” “Goodness…” said Fluttershy in shock. “It’s a good thing Rarity insisted on using dummies for this shoot. That could’ve been really bad for us.” “Yeah, no kidding,” muttered Rainbow Dash as she picked up the detached dummy’s head that was wearing a rainbow hair piece identical to her own. As the Dazzlemobile came back around and slowed to a stop, Sunset turned to the three girls riding in it and said, “Sorry, stunt people, but it looks like it’ll be a while before we’re ready to try this again.” “Thank goodness,” remarked the driver in a voice that was definitely not that of Adagio Dazzle. As she removed that massive orange and yellow hair piece from her head — exposing her true hair piece of brown shoulder-length hair — she added, “You have no idea how much this crazy wig is chaffing me.” Inside the interrogation room of LEGO Team Headquarters, Sunset Shimmer had just picked up a red crowbar and was about to begin the big fight against some security guards. However, as she swung the crowbar back to make her first strike, she accidentally smacked the camera behind her and knocked it over to the floor. The camera was still functioning, but it now had a cracked lens, the video had occasional static, and the audio was occasionally garbled. “Oh! Sorry! Sorry!” exclaimed Sunset frantically. “Didn’t mean to do that! Aw shoot! Is this gonna come outta my paycheck?” Back on the helipad on the LEGO Team Headquarters building, Sonata was still struggling to remember that one name she was supposed to say. “Was it Kenny?” mumbled Sonata to herself. “No, I don’t think so… Um… Was it Carl? No, I’m sure that starts with a C…” Beside her, Adagio and Aria were looking away with very bored looks on their faces. “Oh! Now I remember!” Sonata suddenly exclaimed excitedly. Adagio and Aria quickly turned to their companion. “His name also had a J in it!” exclaimed Sonata cheerfully. Both Adagio and Aria groaned in frustration. Sonata tapped her hand against her chin as she once again thoughtfully muttered, “Now let’s see… What kind of names start with K and have a J in it? Hmm… is it Kenji? No, I’m sure it wasn’t Japanese…” Aria suddenly roared and furiously shouted, “That does it! I’m going to my trailer!” She then stormed off the scene. Once Aria was gone, Adagio sighed and rolled her eyes, then turned to the crew behind the cameras and grumbled, “This is just ridiculous. We’ve been at this for fifteen minutes and made virtually no progress whatsoever. Let’s just write the guy’s name on a cue card for the next shoot.” “But what if I mispronounce it?” asked Sonata. “Then we’ll just roll with it!” snapped Adagio. She sighed and turned away as she grumbled, “Really, Sonata, if you keep blowing the film’s budget like this, then we’ll never get to make a second appearance in this franchise.” Author's Note For the part where Sonata struggled to pronounce Kjeld's name, I took it a step further here by having her completely forget his name (complete with a meta joke on why we possibly haven't seen the Dazzlings make a second appearance in the series). The "compuper" mispronunciation comes from the game Lego City Undercover, where two different people say it multiple times. (In addition, I added some irony to that blooper by having Pinkie mispronounce the word "mispronounciation", so that was a deliberate misspelling I did there.) Also, I'm sorry if you didn't appreciate seeing a fart joke among these bloopers, but I was running low on ideas and just couldn't think of anything better to use instead.
LEGO Equestria Girls 3 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 3 (Blooper Reel) In the scene where Abacus Cinch was arrested, the gathered group confronted her as she refused to acknowledge her crimes. “Do we need to spell it out for you?” Sugarcoat spoke up. “You manipulated Twilight into releasing all the stolen magic and turning into a power-cwaz— crath— cray— quaahh?” Everyone started laughing as Sugarcoat babbled nonsense after flubbing her line. Even Sugarcoat herself couldn’t resist joining in the laughter, once she managed to stop trying to continue her line. “Sorry,” apologized Sugarcoat with a smile. “Spoke a little too fast there. Just need a bit more rehearsing and I’m sure I’ll nail it down.” Inside the Pick-A-Brick warehouse, the LEGO Team of Canterlot City had just arrived. Flim and Flam slid on their feet into the aisle in front of them from opposite sides. They prepared to begin their showy greeting by throwing their arms out wide. However, before they even had a chance to speak, they both ended up smacking each other right in the face. The six girls and the film crew couldn’t help but laugh at that silly mishap. As the two brothers rubbed their faces, Flam chuckled and remarked, “Now there’s an epic fail if there ever was one.” “You said it,” agreed Flim with a smile. “Perhaps we should cut the hand gestures and just say our lines.” Flam shrugged and replied, “Fine by me.” At the arctic outpost, Twilight was now facing off against Rarity. Twilight had picked up a can of soda and vigorously shook it around. “Oh, let’s just say…” began Twilight. She then pointed the can at Rarity and finished, “It’s a science experiment.” Twilight popped the top of the can… and nothing happened. Twilight sighed and grumbled, “And the soda’s flat.” The film crew behind the cameras began laughing at that unexpected result. Twilight smiled at the crew as they continued laughing, then held out the opened can to them and offered, “So who wants flat soda? Anyone?” In the region of Dinosaur Island, two jeeps were speeding along a dirt trail through the jungle. The first jeep was driven by Sunny Flare with Twilight riding in the passenger seat, while the pursuing jeep was driven by Applejack with Rarity riding in the passenger seat and Pinkie Pie riding in the backseat. However, as the jeeps continued down the trail, they eventually hit a particularly wet patch of ground and they began sinking into the mud. Both drivers stomped on the accelerator, but the wheels just kept spinning in place and the jeeps were unable to go anywhere. Applejack looked over the side to see how far the vehicle had sunken into the mud and muttered, “Oh boy… looks like we’re stuck.” Twilight sighed, then turned to the crew behind the cameras and grumbled, “I told you guys it was a bad idea to film this scene so soon after a rain storm.” As Twilight spoke, Pinkie Pie hopped out of the second jeep, only to have her feet sink into the mud, and she struggled to pull her legs free. “Better call in some interns,” suggested Sunny Flare. “Something tells this might take a lot of effort to resolve.” As Pinkie continued struggling to pull herself free, she eventually lost her balance and ended up flopping face-down into the mud. Splat! Deep inside the mine, Sunset Shimmer and Indigo Zap were dueling with crowbars. Sunset had jumped over one swing from her opponent and then stuck her feet onto the studs of a large plate that was resting sideways against the cavern wall. As she now stood sideways along the wall, she smirked and asked, “Does your Shadowbolts training program include SNOT walking?” Indigo responded with a wicked grin and simply said, “As a matter of fact…” She jumped up and tried to stick her feet onto the wall of studs, but couldn’t make them stick and ended up falling onto the wooden platform below. She quickly got back up and tried again, but still couldn’t stick to the wall. She growled in frustration as she got back up again. This time, she tried sticking only one foot onto the wall, and after furiously stomping her foot on it a few times, she finally managed to make it stick. She then took her other foot off the platform and stuck it onto the wall. “There!” she exclaimed with satisfaction. “Made it work!” Sunset glanced over at the director behind the cameras, then turned to Indigo and apologetically said, “Actually, the director’s saying it’s a no-go. As funny as that was, I’m guessing it took away the shock factor this scene was supposed to have, so it looks like we’ll have to try this again.” Indigo slumped and growled, “Aw, f—” The clip ended before Indigo could finish saying that word. In another scene in the arctic outpost, Pinkie Pie had just ponied up and was beginning to levitate off the floor. “Oooh, floaty!” she remarked cheerfully. Suddenly, one of the hidden wires holding her up snapped, leaving her suspended by only one of those wires. The sudden change of expression on Pinkie’s face showed that it was not a pleasant experience. “Owie, owie, owie! Somebody get me down!” exclaimed Pinkie as her voice gradually became more strained. “This harness is really digging into places that I shouldn’t mention on camera!” In downtown Canterlot City, Sunset slowly emerged from the impact site on the side of City Hall. She took a step forward, slipped on the rubble under her feet, and reached her hands forward towards a banner on the side of the building. However, Sunset was unable to grasp onto the banner and plummeted straight down to the street below. Thankfully, she ended up landing safely onto a large airbag that cushioned her fall. As she sat up on the slowly deflating airbag, she let out a sigh of relief and remarked, “Good thing the safety team insisted on putting this crash mat right here.” In yet another scene in the arctic outpost, Rarity was continuously spraying air freshener around as she approached the bathroom. Once she reached it, she pulled the door closed and slapped a large sticker onto it. That sticker was supposed to have a biohazard symbol on it, but Rarity gasped in shock when she saw that it instead showed a portrait of herself with a caption the read, “Odor of Rarity.” Rainbow Dash immediately burst out laughing. After a few seconds of clutching her sides in laughter, she pointed at Rarity and shouted, “Gotcha!” Rarity clenched her fists and growled, then furiously shouted, “RAINBOW DASH!” On a large ship in the middle of the ocean, most of the LEGO Team from Canterlot City had just arrived onto the deck and saw most of the Shadowbolt agents were attempting to steal one of the two submarines stored on the deck. Standing atop that sub was Sour Sweet, currently with her sour face showing. “Buzz off, Loser Team!” she spat at the opponents. “You’re here on a mission and we’re not gonna stop us!” “Cut!” shouted the director from behind the cameras. “You got it backwards! It’s supposed to be, ‘We’re here on a mission and you’re not gonna stop us.’” “Oh gimme a break!” exclaimed Sour Sweet. “I’m doing the best I can!” “Well maybe if you actually practiced your lines, you wouldn’t be so prone to making simple mistakes like this,” retorted the director. “It’s not that hard.” “I’ll show you hard!” snapped Sour Sweet as she grabbed the tool that was meant to be thrown at a lever later in the scene and then chucked it at the film crew. “Whoa! Watch it!” someone shouted behind the cameras. The tool ended up striking the camera. The image became distorted as it was knocked over, then turned completely to static as it landed on the deck. At City Park, the five Shadowbolt agents had just reassembled their various vehicles into one massive vehicle in hopes of using it to rip open a door to an underground chamber where the LEGO Team was trapped. Once Lemon Zest had backed up the vehicle into position, Indigo Zap grabbed a steel cable and tied one end to the door, then tied the other end to the vehicle’s rear axle. Once the cable was secured, she banged her hand against the side of the vehicle and backed off. As Indigo Zap, Sugarcoat, Sour Sweet, and Sunny Flare stood on the sidelines, Lemon Zest stomped on the accelerator and the massive vehicle began to speed off. However, as soon as the cable was pulled taut, one end of it suddenly snapped off and whipped right across the waists of the four girls standing nearby, separating their legs from their torsos and tossing them across the ground. Lemon Zest quickly got out of the vehicle and ran over to help her teammates. Thankfully, they were all okay and it was simply a matter of retrieving and reattaching their legs. “Whoa. Good thing we’re made of Lego,” remarked Sunny Flare as she stood her legs upright, then hauled her torso up onto her legs. After reattaching her legs to her torso, Sugarcoat stated, “We may have to rethink the details of this scene. That incident was probably not suitable for the intended audience.” Indigo Zap, with some assistance from Lemon Zest, was the last of the group to get her legs reattached. “Yeah, that was too extreme for PG,” agreed Indigo. Lemon Zest added, “Yeah, that was like… PG-X.” The four other girls stare blankly at Lemon for a moment, then all five of them suddenly burst out laughing. Sour Sweet — having switched to her sweet face so she could laugh with the others — remarked, “Okay, that just made this clip worthy for the blooper reel.” Rainbow Dash was walking down the sidewalk along one of the streets of Canterlot City. She stopped when she noticed that she was now standing right beside Sunset Shimmer’s convertible car, parked on the side of the road. Rainbow glanced around, then once she was sure no one was watching, she hoped into the driver’s seat and turned on the engine. With a mischievous chuckle, she shifted the car into drive, then pulled it out of the parallel parking spot. Rather that zoom off with it, what she did instead was make a hard left and started doing donuts right there in the middle of the road. As the tires squealed and smoke began billowing out, she let out loud whoops of joy as she spun around and around. “WHOOOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! YEAH! HAH-HA-HA-HA-HAH!” At City Park in Canterlot City, Pinkie Pie was standing alone in front of the statue that held the interdimensional portal to Equestria. Suddenly, another identical Pinkie Pie emerged from the portal. The two Pinkies greeted each other with a smile and a wave. Then they both removed their heads, traded their heads, and then placed their new heads onto their bodies. They both quickly checked to make sure everything felt right, then they both smiled and nodded to each other. The visiting Pinkie’s body with native Pinkie’s head then turned around and walked through the interdimensional portal. The native Pinkie’s body with visiting Pinkie’s head then turned to the camera with a grin on her face and winked. Author's Note Quite a lot of short ones in this part, but I'm sure you still found them just as funny as the others. The "PG-X" remark was inspired by a bit from the commentary of the Lego Movie (when they mention a scene that was cut, Will Arnett, the voice of Batman, remarked that it was "too extreme for PG... PG-X," and everyone immediately laughed). And in the last two, which are more like funny random moments, there's Rainbow Dash demonstrating how desperate she was to have a car like Sunset's, and then there's the two Pinkies doing what we saw in the "Friendship Games" bloopers with a bit of a Lego twist.
LEGO Equestria Girls 4 (Blooper Reel)LEGO Equestria Girls 4 (Blooper Reel) At the gate behind the Rich Cultural Center in Lego City, a large white truck rolled up to the guard shack and came to a stop. The security guard inside the shack leaned out of the window, gave a hard look towards the driver’s window on the truck, and firmly requested, “State your business.” The window rolled down and Timber Spruce stuck his head out, but rather than the false glasses and mustache he was supposed to have, he instead wore a red tribal island mask as he spoke in a deeper voice, “Ook, ah, ook, ah!” The security guard broke his stoic expression and couldn’t resist laughing. Behind the cameras, the cast and crew on the scene also laughed at Timber’s act of humor. Timber laughed along with everyone as he removed the mask and said, “Sorry, I couldn’t resist!” After a little more laughter, he continued to smile as he pointed the mask at one of the cameras and said, “I’ll use the real disguise for the next take, I promise.” At the hemlock outpost in the Dark Forest, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were in the middle of their sparring match. As their swords and shields kept clashing, Applejack began to get the upper hand and Rainbow Dash was forced to take a few steps backwards. However, as Rainbow Dash walked backwards, she suddenly stumbled and fell over onto her back. Having dropped her sword and shield when she fell, she held up her hands as she sat up and assured everyone, “I’m alright! I’m okay! Just tripped over myself.” The crew behind the cameras began to laugh, and even Applejack and Rainbow Dash couldn’t help but chuckle as well. In a later scene in the Dark Forest, the LEGO Team members were on one side of a bridge while Trixie and her army were on the other side. Spike was carrying a spear as he ran onto the bridge and stopped right in the middle of the span. He then raised the spear high over his head and hollered at the top of his lungs, “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!” He then slammed the end of the spear down onto the bridge right in front of his feet. For a few seconds, everyone stared at Spike as he stood perfectly still on the bridge. As more seconds passed by, Spike began to relax his stance as he looked around in confusion. He gaze soon focused on a particular part of the bridge just a few steps behind where he stood. “Whoops. Hit the wrong brick,” stated Spike as he walked over to the point of interest. He stopped in front of one particular brick that was a darker shade of grey than most of the other Lego bricks that made up the bridge. “This is the brick that’s supposed to trigger the bridge collapse,” he pointed out as he tapped the end of his spear on that brick. As some of the cast and crew began to laugh, Spike smiled as he added, “Whoever built this prop bridge did a good job of hiding the trigger, but maybe a little too well considering I just completely missed it.” Spike’s quip caused everyone on the scene to laugh. At the Wonderbolts Lunar Headquarters, the LEGO Team of Canterlot City and fellow team members Gloriosa and Timber were gathered in a lounge as Luna Playwell arrived after finishing the last of their interviews. “Thank you very much for your cooperation, everyone,” stated Luna. However, as she continued, she noticeably slowed down at certain parts, as if struggling to remember what she needed to say. “I shall… assign some researchers to look into the… data and information I have collected, and will inform you of any… interesting discoveries we make.” There was little bit more for her to say, but she decided to stop there as she could see from everyone’s expressions that her attempt was far from ideal. Behind the camera, the director said, “Well, at least you got all the words correct. Just pick up that pacing a bit more and we should be good on this scene.” “Not to worry,” assured Luna. “I’m confident I’ll get it right for the next take. After all, I am a fropessional.” She then immediately realized that she completely flubbed saying “professional” and facepalmed in frustration. That reaction caused all of the cast and crew to burst out laughing. In the Dark Forest, as Rob N. Hood made his sudden introduction, Spike yelped and leaped into Fluttershy’s arms. However, Fluttershy wobbled and lost her balance, falling over backwards with Spike landing on top of her. As Spike got up off of her, Fluttershy spoke up, “Sorry, everyone. I guess I still need some practice for that move.” In Lego City while it was under attack by the corrupted Gloriosa Daisy, Twilight had just freed Timber Spruce from a bramble cocoon. Timber gestured at the plasma blade in Twilight’s hand and remarked, “That’s pretty cool.” Twilight giggled and smugly responded, “You like my new toy?” Timber suddenly snickered at that line. When Twilight stopped and gave him a questioning look, he said, “Sorry, it’s just… the wording of that line doesn’t seem right.” “What do you mean?” asked Twilight as she raised an eyebrow in confusion. Timber awkwardly responded, “Well, you see… considering the shape and size of that object, and with you calling it your new toy… let’s just say some guys are gonna interpret some innuendo out of that.” Twilight glanced down at her plasma blade handle, then looked up at Timber again and muttered, “I don’t get it.” Timber ignored her as he turned to the director behind the camera and asked, “Can we try to reword that line? I’d like to avoid giving the audience any dirty ideas.” As Timber walked away towards the director, Twilight followed him and said in exasperation, “No, seriously, I really don’t get it!” At the conference room in the Crystal Castle, President Business was among the people seated at the conference table. After Filthy Rich tried to defend his efforts, President Business argued, “What is ridiculous is that you were persistent enough to offer them that much, and they still refused the offer! That to me is a big red flag that says, ‘Not for sale! Go away and never bug us again, or we’ll sue your pants off!’” President Business took a sip from his mug off coffee, but then suddenly started chocking on it. Thomas Playwell seated beside him got up and took a step toward him, but he held up his hand and wheezed, “Don’t worry, I’m fine.” After a few more violent coughs, President Business relaxed and assured everyone, “It’s okay, everyone. I’m alright.” He then looked down at the coffee he had spilled all over the table, then sighed and grumbled, “Though I am frustrated at wasting so much perfectly good coffee.” He held up his mug and added, “And this is the outrageously overpriced kind, too!” At the gala at the Rich Cultural Center, Rarity had managed to meet Chase McCain and the two of them were having a pleasant conversation. Suddenly, a guy with orange hair and wearing a black police uniform walked onto the scene with a huge smile on his face. “Hey there, Chase! How’s it going?” he greeted cheerfully. “Oh! Hey, Frank,” greeted Chase politely. “I just happened to meet Rarity here. She’s one of the girls from that LEGO Team out of Canterlot City. You know, those girls who always save the world from magical monsters?” Rarity giggled and remarked, “Oh, Chase, you flatterer…” The cheerful police officer, Frank Honey, rushed over to stand very close to Rarity and excitedly greeted, “It is a real honor to meet you! Okay, so maybe you’re not my favorite member of the team, but still, you girls are awesome!” Rarity recoiled from Frank’s close proximity, then turned to the camera and asked, “Must we go through with this? He seems like an unnecessary extra.” “I’m gonna have to concur,” said Chase as he gently pulled Frank away from Rarity. “No offence, Frank, but I only signed up for a cameo in this film. Something tells me a guy like you probably won’t make the cut.” Frank lowered his head in disappointment and moaned, “Aww, but I was so looking forward to this!” He instantly perked up again as he added, “I even wrote a song to go with it!” Frank inhaled, but before he could get a note out, Rarity suddenly slapped her hand over his mouth. “For the love of Ole, please don’t,” scolded Rarity. At the LEGO Team Headquarters building in Lego City, Sunset, Twilight, and Spike were trying to use the Jump-Gate to get into the city. Sunset had just used her laser blaster to clear away all of the brambles that blocked the gateway, but those brambles had quickly grown back to once again block the gateway. “Oh come on!” shouted Sunset furiously as she threw the laser blaster down onto the floor. However, when that laser blaster bounced off the floor, of all the directions it could have gone, it ended up striking Spike right in the groin. Spike immediately grunted in pain as he grasped his groin and collapsed to the floor, then continued groaning in pain. Everyone in the room winced at Spike’s rotten luck. Sunset visibly cringed, then after a few seconds of staring at him in shock, she barely managed to say, “Sorry…” In the Dark Forest at night, Sunset and Twilight were trapped in a cage after being captured by trolls from Trixie’s army. Sunset was picking the lock on the cage and had asked Twilight to provide a diversion by any possible means. “Speaking of knights,” spoke Twilight to the trolls paying attention, “have you ever heard of a certain knight who wears armor as dark as the night?” She suddenly stopped and mumbled to herself, “Oh, wait, that’s a little early on the pun.” She then sighed in frustration and grumbled, “Oh, who am I kidding? This is pointless.” Twilight turned to the camera and spoke up, “Seriously, why am I using bad comedy to distract trolls? I mean, practically every line I’ve got in this scene is just preposterous! Especially that one where I literally point out a distraction! Who writes this stuff anyway?!” Sunset simply sighed in frustration and banged her head against the bars of the cage. The LEGO Team of Canterlot City were gathered in the briefing area of the local LEGO Team Headquarters building, ready to receive their next mission assignment. However, as Celestia Playwell began tapping buttons on the console, a tone rang from the computer’s speakers and a pop-up window came up on the display screen that read, “A fatal error has occurred.” Celestia desperately kept tapping buttons, but each time, the same tone would ring out and another pop-up identical to the first came up. By the time there were a dozen “fatal error” pop-ups on the screen, Celestia sighed in frustration, then turned to the crew behind the cameras and requested, “I think we’ll need to call in an IT specialist. This doesn’t look good…” As everyone began to realize that the technical issue would probably take a while to resolve, Rainbow Dash turned to the camera and asked, “Does this mean we get the rest of the day off?” On the streets of Canterlot City, Sunset Shimmer walked over to her custom-built convertible car. She opened the door, climbed into the driver’s seat, shut the door, and then started the engine. As Sunset made some adjustments, Pinkie Pie slowly rose up from her hiding place in the car’s backseat. With a naughty grin on her face, she slowly reached her arm out towards Sunset. However, just before she could touch her, Sunset tapped a seemingly random button on the dashboard and the seat Pinkie was in suddenly shot up out of the car, taking Pinkie with it. Pinkie screamed as the ejector seat carried her up into the air and then plummeted down onto the sidewalk beside the car. She groaned as she sat up and looked over at Sunset. Sunset glanced back at Pinkie with a smug smile and simply said, “Nice try, Pinkie.” She turned her attention forward and stomped on the accelerator. With a squeal of the tires, the car sped off down the street. Pinkie Pie silently watched the car zoom away. With yet another attempt to force Sunset to look inside her mind ending in total failure, Pinkie snapped her clawed hand and grumbled, “Drat!” Author's Note And that's the last of these bloopers. Luna calling herself a "fropessional" obviously comes from the original Equestria Girls bloopers. Hopefully, I kept a certain blooper tame enough to keep the E rating for this story. And yes, like Chase McCain, Frank Honey is from the game Lego City Undercover. And of course, just like the last of the Equestria Girls bloopers showed Sunset seeing Pinkie's mind again, I had the last of these bloopers show yet another failed attempt by Pinkie to get Sunset to see her mind.
