Equestria Falls

by TKM

Rating: everyone
Tags: Other, Spike, Comedy, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Zecora, Human
Length: 7360

Crossover of Gravity Falls and MLP.

When Dipper finds a map hidden in his great uncle Stan's store the Mystery Shack he discovers that the Everfree forest lies in the depths of Gravity Falls. Realizing that no one has explored this forest, Dipper convinces his sister Mable, his great uncle Stan, and Stan's two employees Wendy and Soos to go on an expedition to be first ones to explore this forest. After making it through the Everfree forest and all the dangerous mythological beast that call the Everfree their home. The five find themselves in Equestria after departing the Everfree forest, and well a lot of random stuff happens can't describe any other way.

Also if anyone wants to do a cover for my story that would be nice.

The one I'm using is a random artwork I found, its not mine credit to whoever made it, but I don't mind replacing it with a cover made for this story.

Also anyone intested in editing my story, I need the help.

Published 2012-07-23 09:14:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-10-06 03:32:56 UTC

Chapter 1.

Today was just like any other day in Gravity Falls, and Dipper Pines was reading his book on the supernatural inhabitants of Gravity Falls, as usual in his Grunkle's Stan store, the Mystery Shack which housed many "Supernatural Items" well which is what his Grunkle Stan says, Dipper knew though that wasn't the case all of those items were just regular items nothing special and definetly not supernatural. Even though it was blantantly obvious that there was nothing supernatural about these items people still flocked to the store to buy them. It didn't suprise Dipper, the population of Gravity Falls did have a serious intellect problem, yeah there were some exceptions, but then again there were more people in Gravity Falls who were obtuse than intelligent. Like for example how the police rushed to see their buddy fit a whole cantelope in his mouth, or the time Old Man McGucket ( The local kook), built a mechanical lake monster just to get the attention of his son. Dipper didn't mind it too much except the time the Sheriif Blubbs and Deputy Derland said he was adorable for thinking he could solve a crime. In the end he solved and the mystery and decapitated Larry King. The adentures that Dipper has shared with his twin sister Mable have been top notch. The two siblings have encountered many things that people say isn't possible, or doesn't exist, like battling kidnapping gnomes, a bunch of wax figures looking to kill their Grunkle Stan out of revnege for locking them in a room, and many other supernatural creatures.

Now Dipper was only twelve years old, and his chin barely passes over a fire hydrant, but still he had the wits to match ducktective. Dipper had long and shaggy brown hair which went passed his ears, he always had a cap on, blue in the back and on the visor, a white front with a blue pine tree. His skin was pale which was strange because he wasn't spending all of his time indoors. Dipper always wore a navy blue vest over a red-orange shirt. He always wore the same outfit it seemed that Mable was the only on that wore different clothes.

Dipper was sitting in the front of the store, no one else was in the room they were all doing their own thing, Mable was sewing a new and definitely ... ,well eye catching sweater, Gruncle Stan was painting some lemons orange so he could sell for a higher price by telling customers, " These are special orange lemons.", Wendy left for the day since it was closing time she was proably hanging out with her friends, and Soos was outside with the goat that always hanged outside the shop and the goat that was eating the cans. Dipper couldn't fully tell what was going on, so Dipper put his book down and walked over to the window to see what Soos was doing.

Soos was one of Gruncle Stans workers, he was at least in his twenties or thirties. Dipper never really asked how old he was. Soos was overweight and sported a double chin, like Dipper he always wore a cap. His face always had little patches of hair and looked like he needed to shave, he also and some buck teeth like a beaver. Soos was a care free and fun loving man baby, and sometimes went on adventures with Dipper and Mable

" Now sit." Soos told the goat in a trying to tempt with a can. The goat just stared at Soos, and Soos stared back into the depths of the goats eyes, ready for an intense staredown.

* 2 seconds later*

Soos blinked.

" Your good goat."

The goat just stood there and took the can out from Soos's hand and started eating it. Soos jumped on top of the goat trying to get can that the goat did not earn. Its was astounding how the goat was still standing up, Soos was a pretty big guy, the goat must be like some sort of super goat. Soos reached out his hand trying to remove the can from the mouth of the goat, the goat just stood still and kept chewing on the stolen can. Soos could not pry the can from the goats food hole no matter how hard he pulled, the goat or can wouldn't budge an inch. Dipper realized his friend was having complications and needed his help. Dipper quickly swung the door open, the door hit the Mystery Shack hard and freaked the goat out. The goat ran away into the forest with the can still in his mouth, Soos went back inside the Mystery Shack defeated my the greatest warrior next to the llama, the goat. Dipper scurried back inside the Mystery Shackand went back to reading his book on the creatures of Gravity Falls.

" Hey Dipper, can you help me out over here Stan wants me to get these boxes I can't reach them. Can you get on my back and help me out?" Soos asks Dipper who was reading his book on the supernatural.

" Dipper."

"Dude."

Then walks in Dipper's sister Mable who was wearing one of her signature turtleneck sweaters, this one was pink with a unicorn white and purple mane sticthed on the front of the sweater. Mable was a random girl, and always uplifting Dipper liked that about his sister, it always nice to have her cheerful attitude it always cheered up Dipper, but other times Mable's personality was to much for Dipper. Mable had long and wavy brown hair the same color has her brothers, and she always wore a headband on her head.

" Hey Soos are you playing the Dipper game?" Mable asked Soos.

" Whats the Dipper game?" Soos aked intrigued at what Mable said.

"We just poke him untill we get his attention."

"Dude thats intense, I'm totally gonna win."

Soos lifted his finger and made his way to poke Dipper, he made contact and slowly pushed Dipper lightly. Dipper tipped over onto his side, he folded his book and laid it on the floor.

"You alright dude." Soos asked Dipper.

" You know that was uneccesary." Dipper insisted.

" Nah, no it wasn't, it got your attention silly." Mable noted

"Yeah I guess your right." Dipper chuckled. "Alright so what do you need help with Soos?"

" Get on my back, I need you to reach something for me."

Dipper did as Soos, he got on Soos's back he climbed up and put his legs around Soos's neck. The first time Dipper couldn't reach the box. The second time Soos held Dipper in his hands and reached up towards the shelf where the box was, this time Dipper could touch the box, but barely his finger just hooked the box and something else, the box fell rapidly down towards the wood floor. Mable quickly arose into action and dived to catch the box from hitting the ground.

"Ducktective would be proud!" roared Mable.

There was also a small canister that fell as well, and when it fell the lid on it popped open and rolled halfway across the room. It seemed to have something inside of it, Dipper looked to see what it was, it was rolled piece of paper, Dipper carefuly unrolled the paper. Mable and Soos were not paying any attention to him they were unpacking and playing with the packing peanut.

"Guys come here." Dipper insisted.

Soos and Mable stopped what they were doing and walked over to Dipper. Looking curiously at what Dipper had in his hands. Mable was chewing on one of the green packing peanuts.

" This doesn't taste like peanuts." said Mable dissappointed. Mable spit out the packing peanut from her mouth and looked to her brother

" What is it?" Soos and Mable asked in unison.

" It's a map." Dipper answered

" A treasure map?" Mable asked. " If it is im gonna be a pirate, and I will have all of my crew wearing sweaters."

" The sounds cool dude can I join?" Soos asked Mable.

"Soos of course you can join."

" It a map for a place called the Everfree forest." Dipper stated.

" The Everfree forest, thats the forest at the most north part of town. No one has ever explored it." Soos told Dipper.

Dipper rolled up the map and put it back in the container for safe keeping. He the strap over his shoulder, and tighten it so he wouldn't lose it.

" Why is that?" Dipper curiously asked Soos.

" Don't know, just no one has dude."

" Well we're gonna be the first to explore it."

" Yay!" Mable exclaimed with joy rolling on the floor.

Hearing all the commotion Grunkle Stan walked into the room to see what all the noise was about. Grunkle Stan was Dipper and Mable's great uncle, Grunkle was sort of a nickname. Stan was sly and looked for anyway to make a buck off his unsuspecting customers. Dipper knew that his Grunkle Stan still cared for him and his sister, even though he made him do outrageous things and dangerous things, like counterfeiting money. Stan was in his sixties, he had gigantic unproportionate ears compared to the rest of his face, he had a really red nose that was in the shape of a raindrop. He usally wears a suit when customers were around, but when they leave he takes it off and walks around in his boxers a white t-shirt, and slippers. Stan wears square glass that puts an eyepatch over, he doesn't have an eye problem its just to fool customers. Also Stan wears a red fez usually with a tan claw on the front, and a black tassle on th back.

" Don't tell Grunkle Stan about the map." Dipper whispered to Mable and Soos,

" What are you guys looking at?" Grunkle Stan asked the three were obviously hiding something. Mable and Soos looked so excited that they were gonna burst with excitement, and Dipper kept shifting his eyes back and forth.

" Nothing." Dipper quickly responded. With his eyes darting left to right, it was painfully clear that Dipper was lying.

" Alright, you kids stay out of trouble. Im going to wa-"

" Dipper found a map!!" Mable blurted out excitedly. Dipper face palmed himself for his sister not keeping a secret

Grunkle Stan walked over and scracthed his chin, and squinted at the container Dipper had tightly strapped to his torso. Grunkle Stan was curious now he wanted to know were that map went to. It was his map after all, he just never bothered to open the container, and it seems he forgot about it.

" Where to?"

" A place called the Everfree forest." Dipper responded answering his Grunkle's question.

" Yeah, me Dipper and Soos are gonna be the first to explore it."

Stan thought for a second, should he accompany his great niece and nephew, along with Soos on their adventure. Maybe they could bond a little the last family fun day wasn't a complete failure, but Stan thought he needed to get closer to his great nephew and niece.

"I'll go with you. It will be fun and we can bond. Also the forest is ever free who and who doesn't love free things, and I can advertise my store to people of whatever sad town we end up in."

" Well the things Mr.Pine the people in Mt. Hood don't have any forest near them." Soos revealed.

" That makes no sense." Dipper said.

" Of course it does, you just have to believe in the magic." Mable chuckled

Dipper shook his head in disbelief at what his sister said, he believed in a lot of things, but what Soos said seemed a little off to him.

" You three we're going to explore that forest tommorow morning." Grunkle Stan told Dipper, Mable and Soos. "Get your things ready."

Now extremely eager, to go adventuring the two twins rushed upstairs to get ready for bed the sun had set and it was getting late. The twins entered the room they shared in the attic of the Mystery Shack. Dipper was restless he just laid down on his bed, staring at the ceiling fidgeting with his hands, thinking about what was in the Everfree forest. Mable was bouncing up and down on the her bed, she was excited as well. The pine twins were equally excited the just showed it in different ways.

" Hey Mable."

" Yeah Dipper." Mable responded emphasizing the yeah.

"You think we should invite Wendy?"

"Why? Are you gonna, make a move on her." Mable said teasing her brother about his crush on Wendy.

" N-no I don't have a crush on Wendy." Stammered Dipper embarressed.

"Thats what they all say." Mable told Dipper.

"I just think we should ask her it would be the nice thing to do. Also she owes me for saving her friends and her from those teenage hating ghosts and doing that lamby dance."

" The smile dip." groaned Mable hugging her stomach.

"Mable get the lights."

"With pleasure."

Mable picked up her grappling hook she got from the store and aimed at the lamp that was at the edge of the room. Even though it was small it was bright enough that Dipper was able to read his book. Mable fired her grappling hook the hook made contact with lamp shattering and turning the light out, it barely missed the window. Grunkle Stan used the glass from the broken lamps to sell to customers saying they were magic crystals. The twins laughed at grappling hook, after they stopped laughing both of them fell asleep, wating for the morning to come and their adventure into the Everfree forest to begin.

Chapter 2.

The next day was here and the rays of the sun hit Dippers faced bolting him out of bed, Mabel woke up as soon as he did. They rushed downstairs with all their things ready to explore the forest with their Grunkle, and Soos, and maybe Wendy. It was an thirty minutes before opening, Soos and Stan were outside packing the car with all the bags. Wendy was in the front room, behind the desk reading one of he magazines. Wendy was at least sixteen and she worked part time at the Mystery Shack it was suprising to Dipper that she was at work this early, she hated working. Wendy was a tall a skinny teenager, with pale skin freckles on her face, and long red hair, so basically she was a ginger, and she always wore a lumberjack hat on her head. Dipper walked over to Wendy to ask her a question, Mabe; just kept elbowing him.

"So Wendy, you should go with us on the adventure." Dipper told Wendy. Wendy lifted her head out of the magazine she was reading and looked at Diper. "You kind of owe me for saving your friends, and doing that lamby dance."

" Sure kid." Wendy responded smiling. "It'll be fun besides its nice to get away from this boring old place."

Wendy picked her magazine back up and started reading again, resting her feet on the counter. She flipped through the pages each page seemed more intresting than the last one. Thats what it loooked for Dipper he didn't get the point of those teen maganzines.

"Shouldn't you pack?" Dipper asked Wendy. "I mean Mable packed over a hundred sweaters."

"You can never go wrong with too many sweaters." Mabel said giggling.

"I'll be fine." Wendy reassured.

"Alright if you say so Wendy." Dipper said little uneasy that Wendy wasn't packing for this epic adventure, into a forest that no one has ever explored.

Mabel and Dipper ran into the kithcen and got some cereal out of the cabinet, just to have a quick snack, Wendy was still in the front room reading he magazine and Stan and Soos were still packing the car. Dipper stood on the chair to reach for some brand cereal, he didn't care what ti was he just needed something to eat. He took a cereal the name was covered by white out, he poured himself and his sister a bowl.

"This cereal looks boring." Mabel noted sadly. "I know what will fix it glitter." Mable started shaking a can of glitter on her cereal.

"*Crunch* Mable I don't *Crunch* think thats healthy." Dipper stated chewing his cereal. Dipper swallowed his food before continuing. "I mean glitter Mable that has to be unsafe.

"You can't have to much glitter."

"Mable-"

"Kids come on the cars ready." yelled their Grunkle Stan from outside.

The twins got out of their seats abandoned their breakfests and ran outside. Everyone else was already in the car, Soos was in the passenger seat and Stan was in the driver's seat. Wendy was in the back sitting in the middle, the whole trunk looked like was gonna explode at any time mostly because with Mabel's abundance of sweaters. Dipper got in the car and sat to the right of Wendy and behind Soos, Mable sat to the left of Wendy and was behind Grunkle Stan.

"Mr.Pines whose looking after the shop?" Soos asked Stan.

"Yeah who is looking after the shop?" Wendy also asked Stan."All of your workers are going on this adventure with you." Wendy pointed to herself and Soos. "And the store opens now."

"Don't worry I have it covered." Stan replied calmly. He pointed to a sack labeled sack of mystery that was suspended by an invisible string, and there was a piece of paper attached to the same kind of string that read.

" I'm now invisible if you want to learn how to be invisible put a dollar into the sack of mystery. I can't speak untill you have become invisible like me."

Sherriff Blubbs walked up to the floating sack of mystery, and inspected closely, well thats what it looked like at least. He wasn't really a proffessional and he always played around, with his deputy. Blubbs leaned in closer to get a better view of the sack.

"Well that makes perfect sense," Blubbs indicated, putting money into the sack.

Dipper turned around and shook his head at the fact people really fall for things like that. Grunkle Stan started the car up and the Mystery Shack kept getting smaller and smaller. The ride to the forest was a fun one, the five sung songs, laughed, palyed games and told stories. It was at least an hour ride. Now wherever they were their was no present just them five, the cheerful attitude died down except for Mable who was till being all bubbly. They passed a sign saying, Everfree forest next right.Stan turned down a gravel road at the end was a little parking area. Stan parked the car and everyone got out. Soos gave everyone their things, Mabel was carrying a gigantic backpack full of just sweaters, Dipper was carrying a satchel filled with esentials for adventure and the container that held the map. Soos was carrying a backpack filled with food, and Stan had his wallet and a bunch of buisness cards.

Dipper got the map out and walked towards the Everfree forest it looked different than the regular forest he was used to, the Everfree forest looked sinister its trees didn't reach the sky and the trees were very skinny. It looked very dark in the Everfree forest.

"Well according to the map we follow this trail." Dipper told everyone else pointing to the trail.

____2 hours later_______

Dipper and everyone else did it they made it through the Everfree forest. It was a really scary place, Dipper was just happy that they didn't run into any creatures. It was pitch black in their as well, Dipper was glad that when the flashlight died that Mabel had some extra glitter to use as a back up to the flask light. Dipper looked around for any sign of civilization, he still didn't believe what Soos said about Mt. Hood not having the Everfree forest in its boundarys. Dipper looked around for something he finally spotted a little cottage.

"Come on guys lets talk to the locals." Dipper eagerly insisted.

EVeryone else except for Mable was sitting down resting from the adventure through the everfree forest who was up and was ready to talk to the locals here.

"Alright Mabel lets go."

"Hold let me put on a new sweater. The monkey will do just nicely."

Dipper and Mable walk up to the door, Mable rapidly starts knocking at the door. The door creaked, enough to let Dipper and Mable know someone was there behind the door.

"Uh... h-h-hello." said the nervous stranger from behind the door.

"Yes hello you see, me and my sister, along with our Grunkle, and our two friends just got out of the Everfree forest-"

With saying that the stranger quickly opened the door and tackled Dipper to the ground, he closed his eyes momentarilly, thinking th worst was coming. Instead he found a pegasus, same size as the goat, with a yellow coat and a pink tail and mane. Mable was holding her hands to contain her excitement, Dipper was more curious than excited, and the creature was just as curious it looked like.

"Y-your a pony." Dipper stated.

"Yes." the pony replied softly and calmly."You said you came out of the Everfree forest, are you hurt, that place is far to dangerous,its filled with...dangerous creatures."

The pegasuses quickly checked Dipper for any injuries he might have gotten. Mabel was still bouncing up and down trying to contain herself.

"Im fine, we didn't run into any creature." Dipper said.

"Well...ok, if you don't mind me asking what are you two i've never seen anything like you two, except for my monkeys and what are your names." The quiet pegasus asked looking curiously at the two twins.

"Well we are called humans. My names Dipper Pines, and this is my sister Mabel." Dipper told the pegasus.

"Dipper no fair your the sidekick you don't do introductions." Pouted Mable.

"So whats your name?" Mable asked giggling.

"Oh my names Fluttershy." Fluttershy said.

"Were are we?" Dipper asked.

"Equestria, why do you ask."

"What in the world is Equestria."

"Its the land ruled by Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, and his populated by pegasus, unicorns, and earth ponys."

"Wait so theres more of you?"

"Um...yes"

Hearing this Mable started bouncing faster than before a lot faster.

"So a town fillled with ponies, I'm taking this alot better than expected."

"Well theres lots of towns, even...citys...I don't like cities that much."

"Hold on I need to get my Grunkle and my friends, I know I just met you and that tis is crazy, but Fluttershy could you watch my sister...maybe?"

"Sure,she reminds me of one my friends." Fluttershy replied smiling.

Dipper walked back to the wheveryone else was sitting down. Dipper had no idea how he was gonna tell them they were in a world filled with ponies that could speak english.

"So, I just talked to the local at the cottage." Dipper told everyone.

"And what happened?" Wendy asked.

"Well it seems that... thewholetownispopulatebytalkingponies." Dipper nervously blurted out.

"What that makes no sense man, ponys can't talk." Soos replied with doubt in his voice.

Stan and Wendy nodded in agreement to what Soos was saying.

"I'm being serious guys come on follow me." Dipper requested.

The four walk back to the Fluttershys cottage, Dipper see's that Mable and Fluttershy are not outside anymore. Dipper knocks on the door lightly just loud enough to get Fluttershy's attention from inside. The door opens and Fluttershy slowly reveals herself hiding behind her mane. Dipper peeks his head in and see's Mabel holding a whitebunny in her lap and a whole less bouncy, but still just as jolly.Dipper takes his head out of the cottage and turns to his Grunkle and his two friends who have their mouths open in disbelief at what they were seeing. A yellow pegasus named Fluttershy.

Chapter 3.

Soos was covering his open mouth with his hand he couldn't take it fully in yet, he couldn't speak, Soos just muttered random sounds. Soos kept staring at Fluttershy who was not giving eye contact and was looking down at the floor. Wendy was the same as Soos, but surprisingly to Dipper she looked more excited than Mabel and Soos combined. Grunkle Stan reacted for two seconds, he had a face of surprise before, Stan quickly regained his composure, now Grunkle Stan was scratching his back.

" This my Grunkle Stan, and these are my friends Wendy and Soos." Dipper told Fluttershy, pointing to everyone as he called their name out.

"Uh-uh...nice..to meet...you." Fluttershy replied.

"Yeah." Stan said dryly.

"So Fluttershy-"

Dipper stopped mid-sentence seeing Wendy picking up Fluttershy and start hugging Fluttershy. Dipper could see that Fluttershy was struggling and accepted the unexpected hug. Wendy realizing that what she did, she let her grasp release from Fluttershy and, put her back down on the ground, embarrassed blushing a dark shade of red

"Sorry... I just always wanted a horse." Wendy told Fluttershy with an apologetic tone.

"Its fine, I really didn't mind."

Soos finally got his composure back and put his hands back down and stopped making those random noise. Dipper knew Soos was easily impressed, the beavers on Scuttlebutt island was an example of how easily impressed Soos could get. Soos was still smiling like a complete fool.

"This has to be the best place of all time." Soos said with tons of merriment in his voice.

"I completely agree with that." Wendy responded.

"Yeah its pretty amazing. Fluttershy, you said their are others like you.Right?" Dipper said.

"Yes,my friends are coming over shortly, I bet they would be happy to meet you. They are all very nice ponies." Fluttershy said.

Hearing this, the grins on the faces on Soos, Mabel, and Wendy grew a lot bigger, maybe you could say that they their smiles grew three times that day. They squeed in delight like school girls, Wendy and Soos holding hands jumping up and down, Mabel erupted from her seat launching the bunny off of her lap, Mabel laid down on the floor and started running around in circles on the floor. Knowing he was forgetting something Dipper looked through his bag, taking out his book on supernatural creatures. Dipper opened up the book up and flipped through all the pages slowly, making sure not to skip any pages, he finally found a page on pegasus's, he looked at it closely and realized that it was... blank.

Dipper looked up from reading his book and noticed everyone else went inside, Grunkle Stan was sitting down on the couch, along with Fluttershy. Soos and Wendy were sitting down on the floor, and Mabel was playing with the creatures in Fluttershy's cottage. Dipper asked Fluttershy if he could ask her some questions on pegasi, since the page was blank, except for the word pegasus underlined on the top of the page. Fluttershy agreed, Dipper using his wits asked hard hitting questions, most of the questions Fluttershy didn't give that much of a detailed answer, only a few words. After asking all of the questions he could think of, Dipper put his book in his bag, satisfied that he least got something down on pegasi in the book.

" So Fluttershy, why do you have all these animals, are you some kind of crazy pony?" Mabel asked Fluttershy.

"Oh...I'm not crazy, I just love animals,thats what special talent is."

"Thats what they all say."

At the door came the noise of knocking, Fluttershy went to get it, everyone else stayed where they were. As soon as Fluttershy opened the door, a pink pony, no wings, or horn, picked Fluttershy off the ground and started swinging the timid pegasus back and forth. There were four more ponies following this pink pony, entering Fluttershy's cottage, they were too busy getting the pink pony off of Fluttershy, to notice Dipper and everyone else. Within the group of the five ponies visiting Fluttershy, there was the pink pony that was hugging Fluttershy a moment ago, two unicorns a white one with a purple mane, that looked very well groomed, a lavender unicorn, with a black straighten mane with two streaks of light red. Another pegasi, this one looked less timid than Fluttershy, the pegasus was cyan-blue, and had a rainbow colored mane. Then their was the other regular pony, this one was orange, and a yellow mane and tail, the ends of which were tied up, also this pony had was wearing a cowboy hat.

"F-f-fluttershy what are those things?" asked the lavender unicorn, appalled seeing five weird creatures in her friends cottage.

"Hey im not a thing I'm Dipper." Dipper answered the lavender unicorn with an annoyed tone in his voice. The five visiting ponies stumbled back up shocked at the fact this creature could speak, all of them besides the pink pony.

"Ah,ah it-it talks." the lavender unicorn replied back shocked, did they not have any other creatures besides pony in this town, or wherever they ended up Dipper wondered, these ponies seemed really shocked seeing them, like the Dipper and the others were the supernatural creatures, because the look on the pony's faces to Dipper didn't really say " We see humans every day".

The five ponies just stood there looking at Dipper and the others, Dipper got used to the whole pony thing already, Grunkle Stan didn't really care, he was telling Fluttershy a joke about a bus or something like that. Mabel, Wendy, and Soos just stood still admiring the five new ponies, Soos, was taking pictures with a disposable camera, the ponies became even more shocked at this foreign device.

" Yes I talk, why is that so surprising?" Dipper asked.

" Because your a monkey, thats why." Blurted out the rainbow maned pegasus.

" Now, Rainbow thats, not very nice." The orange pony said trying to sound apologetic for what her friend just said.

"Quite, Applejack is correct, we can't just go around being rude, to strangers, even though they might look a...little strange, we should still show them the utmost respect." the elegant unicorn added.

" Now say you're sorry, you two." requested the orange pony, she turned to the one she called "Rainbow" and the lavender unicorn, which had a face that said, "Aw hell no, she is not talking about me." "And yes that means you too Twilight."

"Fine, Applejack."

"We are, so sorry." The two ponies said apologetically, or was it was just really good sarcasm. Dipper wasn't sure maybe pony customs were different.

"Its...fine." Dipper replied awkwardly , these ponies were already getting comfortable around Dipper and the others, at least they got used to them.

The five ponies turned turned towards their timid friend. Who was trying to grasp Grunkle Stans humor about buses, hitting people and why that would be funny, to her it just sounded awful. Also Fluttershy wondered what is a bus?

" Now Fluttershy, where exactly did you find these, creatures?" the lavender unicorn asked her yellow pegasus buddy.

"Oh, well uh...you see they came out out of the Everfree forest." Fluttershy muttered.

"WHAT!?" screamed the other ponies obviously shocked at what Fluttershy said.

"What's so bad about that? Is that a bad thing?" Dipper curiously asked.

"Well of course its bad. ITS VERY BAD!" Twilight screamed panting and panting.

" Fluttershy I'll protect you from these... uh whatever they are." Rainbow Dash told Fluttershy stoically.

"Yes Fluttershy darling, come to Rarity." Rarity told Fluttershy in a baby voice.

"Hey I take offense to that. I'm not some kind of beast." Stan retorted to towards the judgemental ponies (I mean how dare they be so judgemental.)

" Yeah we are not some kind beast." Dipper told the ponies agreeing with his Grunkle. Dipper then proceeded to turn his head to see his Gruncle in his underwear and white t-shirt,(which makes no sense I mean two seconds he was fully dressed in a suit, that must be a record or something.) sniffing his armpits that were stained with sweat. Everybody besides Soos started puking in their mouths, not because of the sight , but because of the smell originating from Stan's armpit.

Fluttershy walked over to Dipper and faced her pony friends. " I' ashamed at you guys. Judging these poor-"

"We aren't poor." Dipper interjected.

"-defenseless creatures."

"We aren't defenseless."

"Dipper, why are you saying that? What Fluttershy is saying makes us seem adorable." Mable told Dipper in a cheerful tone.

"But, Mable I don't want to be adorable"

"Fine, you can be a-dipper-able."

"That makes no sen-"

"Thats hilarious. Thats a knee slapper...oh wait I don't have knees." Pinkie Pie interjected laughing hysterically.

After that Pinkie Pie just kept laughing, I mean if I didn't have knees I would be pretty bummed out, Dipper thought to himself, I mean they can bend and stuff thats pretty cool.

"Ok you're right Fluttershy we were too quick to judge." Twilight admitted.

Rarity and Rainbow dash apologized as well but there apologies seemed a lot less sincere than Twilights.

" The thing is what do we do with them?" Twilight asked the other ponies.

"Well we just can't leave ah'm here." Applejack stated.

"Yes, I would feel terrible making Fluttershy deal with all of them." Rarity added.

" I wouldn't mind, but I don't think I have enough space to fit them all." Fluttershy mentioned.

"Well I would ask the Princess's for help but hey are on important business.

Meanwhile

" Luna why are we here I thought we were going on important business?" Celestia questioned her younger sister.

"What do you mean?" Luna answered not paying attention her mind was focusing on something else.

" What do you think I mean? We are playing mini golf, we shouldn't be goofing off we have a royal duty."

" Ha dooty." Luna giggled at her potty humor. " I mean our friend Chuck Norris doesn't think its stupid right Chuck."

"Nope." Chuck Norris replied with a monotone voice.

"See."

"Nope"

"NOPE"

"Why does he keep saying nope?" Celestia asked baffled.

" Just wait." Luna replied.

" Nope .....Chuck TESTA!" Chuck Norris suddenly became a cardboard cut out on a stick and who else but the famous Chuck Testa was holding that stick.

Luna started rolling on her sides laughing like a maniac. Celestia annoyed with her sister pinched her forehead.( Oh wait Pony's can't pinch also do ponies have foreheads."

Meanwhile

"So now what?" Dipper asked.

KEEP READING IF YOU DARE.
Sorry about the long hiatus I will probably start working on the story but chapters will be very short.

To show how sorry I am here are some jokes I made.

What happened to the penguin who had polio then got cured? - He got happy feet.

" Why didn't the screw run away?"- It was just a drill.

Also heres a super special treat my non-pony writing story I'm writing on, well only the first chapter.

Chapter One : Cool Guys Don’t Look at Alabama Pockets.

“Ow my head, where am I and what’s my name?”.

Suddenly out of nowhere a gigantic fucking explosion engulfed the sky.

“HOLY CRAP!!!”.
As the sky was being overtaken by the black, I ran as fast as I could because the explosion was fucking scary. Finally after running in terror I stumbled into a deep and dark cave.

“Sweet a cave, hold on there’s a path here let me see where it leads, because I have nothing better to do.”.
As I started walking deeper into the cave I started seeing writings on the wall surrounded by strongly lit wax candles, written in some kind of red liquid, though most of the writings was faded, I could at least make out one word.

"Lucy, you know what maybe that’s my name.”.
I reached down into by dark blue denim skinny jeans and came to a realization. That one is why the fuck would I wear such ball gripping, semen killing skinny jeans. And that...

“I have a penis, sooooooooooooo that means I’m a guy so Lucy can’t be my name.”

I just kept walking deeper into the depths of the cave, then out of the blue (because it was so black that it was blue) I hear.

“Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.”

“I’m coming stay put.” I told the random voice.

Maybe this person has the deep troubling answers I’m looking for, like what my name is, why I’m wearing such tight skinny pants, and why is it that I’m seeing blue instead of black that just makes no sense to me, absolutely no sense, I just can’t comprehend that. Then while I was running I lost the fuck I gave for two of my questions I wanted answered. As I followed the voice and got closer to it, I started hearing moans and as I got closer the moans got louder and louder and I couldn’t bare to hear the suffering. I had to help whoever was making those cries.

“Don’t worry your hero is here to rescue you stranger...”. I said reassuringly trying to comfort the stranger thinking she was in danger.

“WHAT THE FUCK is going on !?!” I said appalled after seeing the horrid sight, of a girl with blonde hair, short hair, big boobs, blue eyes, and not to forget big boobs that’s very important, very very important. (And no I'm not a pervert, I mean if you saw those melons you'd be like DAMN , those be some huge melons, you could probably feed one hundred stereotypical black people if those babies were actual melons.)

Was being given an Alabama Hot Pocket and trust me it’s really bad and it’s disgusting, and if you don’t know what it is fucking good for you, fucking great for you. The thing giving the girl an Alabama Hot Pocket was a white unicorn with a purple dot on his rear right thigh, and his horn was flimsy, and it was purple with blue spots, and kept flopping around, which really disturbed me because at first I wasn’t sure if it was a penis or a horn.

“ I can't get up but, I want this so badly. That’s right, give me that Alabama Hot Pocket.” yelled the girl in pure sexual thrill.
“Here it comes, oh yeah that feels amazing I’ve been holding this load for days, ugh that feels amazing.” screamed the male unicorn violently.

“Ugh that’s fucking gross” I said. The girl and the unicorn turned their attention to me and stopped their act of indecency.

“Come on Mr. Sparkles, why is it every time we get going somewhere, some random a-hole has to ruin the fun.”
“ I know well I’m still going through with this.” Mr. Sparkles said determined.

“FUCK YEAH!!!” the slutty girl yelled with excitement.

“ Do you have no shame?” I yelled out in disgust trying to look from the horrible sexual act being done behind me.

“No.” both them said together and I could tell they were serious (seriously fucking disgusting) .

“ Well alright well I heard you and I came-”
“ Thats right finish the deed.”

“ Arrrrr I have the POWER rawr .”

“So I decided to come see what was going on-”

“ Your Alabama Hot Pocket is so chunky and steamy.” Now the girl was eating some corn out of Mr. Sparkles Alabama Hot Pocket.

“ You eat that corn ARGH !!!”

“ Then I had the unfortunate opportunity to see you guys doing that-”.
Then I turned around and in retrospect that definitely wasn’t the best thing to do, probably the worst decision I could make in all of my life now I need to hug a million baby seals to forget what I just saw.

“ Ewwwwwww thats fucking gross you guys are horrible do you have no shame.”

Now they just stared back at me with a blank look and I stared back at them and they stared back at me and I kept staring back, then they stared at each other then back me and I still was staring at them not batting one eyelid while staring at them.

“ Oh yeah I already said that, so what are your names.”

“ Listen don’t interrupt me Princess Lucy of the Salriophilia region and you’re lucky beeyatchu that I don’t send you to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.”.
Then I looked at her like she was one crazy beeyatchu and could you really blame me after what she just said.

“ So um tell me Princess how ya gonna send me to the moon.”. I said telling that beeyatchu straight up waving my hands in the air saying “AYO.”

“ Do not insult the princess, and my horn will deliver you to the moon and I will be so happy when I do this because I know this will please my princess.” said Mr. Sparkles.

“Yeah like that floppy and awfully disgusting penis looking horn could send me to the moon.” I said sarcastically, after making that remark I then turned around and saw Mr. Sparkles had turned his horn into a one hundred foot Mahogany tree that breathed fire.

“ What now, BEEYATCHU.” boasted the Unicorn very confident.

“ Well then let me show you my true power” I said. My hands started to sparkle “ Titanium Dildo hands activate.” (Yeah so apparently I have powers, who knew my momma thats who)

“Well your titanium dildo hands are no match for my industrial princess vagina that is operated by-” the princess then turned her head “ pause for dramatic affect, The Jonas Brothers.”.

“ Prepare to be killed .” shouted the Jonas brothers out of the princesses vagina.

“No one likes me” weakly said Kevin.

“ We love you Kevin.” said Nick, Joe, and SpongeBob (because SpongeBob loves Kevin).

“ Prepare to be DESO-TROY-AHED by my vagina.” the Princess said.
The princess charged at me laughing maniacally.
“Bring it on!” I yelled.
I charged back at the princess and upper-cutted my titanium dildo hands into the industrial Princess vagina penetrating into the princess.

“I don’t feel anything.” I told the princess fucking befuddled.

“God damn it are you guys sucking each other’s dicks again?” angrily yelled the princess at the Jonas Brothers.
Then I heard gargling and choking sounds out of the princess’s vagina. “We love you so much Kevin.” Nick and Joe said softly.

“ Heaven.” moaned Kevin.

“ God fucking damn it.” yelled the princess stomping at the ground.

“ You wanna go on an adventure?”. I asked Princess Lucy and Mr. Sparkles.

“FUCK YEA WE DO!!” the princess and Mr. Sparkles said very happily. Then we had a three way. Then when we finished and started walking out of the cave I saw a really pretty flower, but I couldn't go back because those two were blocking my way.
So when we all got of the cave I went back to look at that pretty flower. When I got to the flower it was dead just my gentle touch made it evaporate into the depths of the cave. It made no sense to me the flower just ten seconds ago was radiant with beauty and life and now it’s dead.

“Come on you idiot, we need to start moving stop looking at flowers, you homo.” said the princess insulting me.

“ What I just had sex with you, dumb bitch.” I whispered under my breath, because I didn’t want to deal with those two. Then as I got up from looking at the flower, out of nowhere the Jurassic Park theme started playing and you know what for what’s about to happen, well I’m going to have serious regrets later. (A lot, and lot of regrets.)