Our small group were walking to the spa and Rarity was leading us. I got an idea and tapped Rarity on the shoulder. She looked up at me and asked. “Yes Stone?”

“Rarity can I ask a favor of you real quick?”

“Sure Stone what is it?”

“I need you to make me a casual but fancy suit. All I need are a pair of pants and a nice shirt.” I whispered to her making sure Celestia and Luna didn't hear. I looked back and they had a questioning look. I waved back and they faked smiled.

She saw what I was trying to do and nodded but she now had a knowing smile on her face. “Oh I see what your trying to do and do not fear I will do as you ask but how shall we do this I still need your measurements.”

“Hmm good point. Alright got an idea but if this is gonna work we're going to have to get Celestia and Luna away from me so I can do it.” She nodded in understanding and focused back on walking forward.

We got to the spa in a few minutes after mine and Rarity’s private conversation. When we got in there were two ponies that were most likely twins. One was blue with a pink mane and the other was the exact opposite.

When they saw us they stopped what they were doing and bowed down to the rulers. Celestia and Luna rolled their eyes and Celestia said. “Rise my little ponies we are just here to get Stone a job and we thought it would be a good choice to have him learn to be a masseur.”

They stood up from their bow with wide eyes looking at me. They then looked to each other most likely trying to figure out if they heard Celestia right.

“Look if you two feel uncomfortable with having me around then I can go find another job.” I said walking to the door.

“Wait!” Said one of them with a heavy French accent causing me to stop. The pink coated one stepped in front of me. “We are sorry if our silence disheartened you we were just not expecting the Princesses to make such a request.”

“So you're gonna give me a chance?” I said with a raised eyebrow. She nodded rapidly signalling that I was correct. “Thanks Ms. Umm what's your name?”

“My name is Aloe and over there is my sister Lotus.”

“... I swear you ponies have the weirdest names. The only semi normal names are Luna and Lyra.” I said earning a giggle from the former of the two.

“Before you treat any patients we will need to see what you can do. You will do what you know on my sister Lotus. Now if you will follow us we will begin.” Aloe said moving into a room with multiple massage tables.

Lotus jumped onto the table and laid down. I put my hands on her shoulders and began to rub up and down her front legs. I then moved to her back and began to press softly into some places. Then I moved my hands to behind her ears and began to scratch.

Her reaction was almost instant. She began to purr and rub her head all over my hands till one of my hands were under her chin and the other was scratching her cheek. She moaned but not overly so.

I looked to Aloe and her jaw was agape. “H- How are you doing that!?” She asked in wonder.

“I think it has to do with my hands cause from what I've seen nothing here has appendages like mine.” I said holding up one of my hands. But the problem was it was the one scratching Lotus’s chin. She began to whine her displeasure.

“Nooo don't stoooooop. It feels soooo good.” This shocked Aloe, Fluttershy, and Rarity cause they never heard Lotus whine like a child not getting their way. I stopped completely but Lotus began to rub her head all over my hand trying to be pet again. It was honestly adorable but a little pitiful.

I took my hand away then flicked her nose. She reacted as expected and reared her head away from my hand and moving her nose side to side trying to shake her displeasure away. “Ow!” She yelped when I flicked her. “Why in Tartarus did you do that!?”

“You were becoming pretty pitiful and you were whining like a child.” I said bluntly. She looked shocked from this but then it was as if her memories from me petting her came back and she smiled sheepishly while chuckling and rubbing the back of her neck.

“I am terribly sorry about that I don't know what came over me. It was terribly unprofessional of me.” She said an embarrassed blush on her cheeks.

“It's alright just please never do that again, it was kinda weirding me out.” I said with a straight face. Unluckily or Luckily Celestia caught on to this.

“You sound like you've been through weirder.” Celestia said with a smirk.

“Well…”

~Flashback~

~Earth~

It was an average middle school day. Letting bullies pick on me, Checking a book in the library when I have the time to do so, But now it was my favorite time of the school day other than math and the end of the day. Lunch!

I was sitting down eating a peanut butter and Marshmallow fluff Sandwich. I was reading a book called Eragon when my ears randomly took in the words of the outside world. It was girls. And by the sounds of it a large group of them.

I tune into the conversation and this is what I heard or at least a rough summary of it. “So what's your bra size?”

“It's a B-cup but soon I think I will need to upgrade to a C-cup.”

“What about you panty size?”

To say I was weirded out was an understatement. I look up from my book and see they were all around me and some of them had small breasts while some had at least the size of a grapefruit. I was a 12 year old white guy surrounded by busty black woman.

From the looks of it they were in the 8th grade. So a 6th grader like me that didn't even know the most sexual of jokes unless it stepped on my crotch did what any innocently minded guy would do.

“Umm you do know that I'm sitting right here right?” I said making myself presence known. They all looked at me and this is what one of them said.

“This is a A and B conversation so C your way out of it.” Yeah she did that lame joke.

“Well sorry that I'm a guy.” I said under my breath.

~Back to Now~

~Equestria~

“... Let's just say I heard a conversation that I probably shouldn't have.” They looked at me confused until Rarity caught on.

“*Gasp!* They actually talked about that in front of you!” She said with a blush on her white fur.

“Well No… Yes but if you're thinking about bed stuff then you're not thinking about the right thing. They were talking about… private garments.” I tried to use as many large words as possible so Spike could keep his hearing innocent.

(Spike joined them when they past by the Library on the way to the spa.)

“They didn't talk about that then wha-” Now she caught on with an even bigger blush on her face. “My word! That's so barbaric! How old were you when they were talking about this?”

“I was 12 years old so I didn't see what they were really talking about but now I do and I gotta say I'm not ashamed for me accidentally picking up on their conversation. Besides they were kinda hot. But not the girl for me.” I said nonchalantly.

Celestia and Luna let loose a breath that apparently they didn't know they were holding in. Then I remembered something from Earth, my favourite dessert. “Hey Celestia, Luna can I ask you a quick favor?”

“Sure Stone what is it?” Celestia asked.

“Can you go tell Pinkie that I have a favourite dessert that I would like her to make.”

“Pray tell what is this dessert?” Luna asked.

“Pumpkin spice cake with cream cheese frosting on the top and only on the top. None on the sides.”

“Hmm… Quite interesting, I don't think I have tried that kind of cake before.” Celestia said putting a hoof to her chin.

“Although I prefer Ice cream or cookies that does sound good.” Luna admitted.

“Well then if you want to try it can you please go tell Pinkie please.”

“Sure we will be right back.” Celestia said walking out of the spa with Luna by her side. When I made sure they were gone I told Rarity.

“Alright Rarity lets get to your shop quick. I want the surprise ready for the party.” They others looked confused while Rarity nodded her head. She lit her horn and teleported all of us to her Boutique.

She looked a little tired but still went to work. “Alright Darling I need you to strip yourself of your shirt and pants.” I nodded knowing this was going to happen from some movies I've seen before.

I slipped off my Tee-shirt then took off my long sleeve shirt and undid my belt. Pulling that off I pulled down my pants so I was just standing in my black boxers. I put my Tee-shirt back on and gave the shirt and pants to Rarity who took it in magic and floated it over to a table.

“Alright Darling off with the rest.” This I did not expect.

“Umm sorry but I can't.”

“Why ever not?”

“I know the average anatomy of horses and ponies back from Earth. So I also know that mares have longer tails to hide their mare hoods and stallions have sheaths for their ‘precious parts’. While human do have those parts, we however don't have a sheath to hide it.” I could hear something behind me that sounded like something scratching on something.

I turned around and saw Twilight writing on some parchment with a quill. ‘Did she write down everything I said? Creepy, but you gotta admire her dedication to learning.’ I thought.

“Well if I gotta strip to nude then can we at least be somewhere so not everypony will see.”

‘Again with the ‘everypony’ what's wrong with me?’

“Sure Stone let's go over to the fitting room and then I can take your measurements in private.” Rarity said leading me to a side room.

“Twilight I'm sure you won't stop asking me to look at my body later so you come along too.” I said not looking at her. I swear I heard a squeaky toy get squeaked somewhere. When we got to the door I held it open for Rarity and Twilight.

“Ladies first.”

“My, my, I can see why the princesses have took a liking to you in the past darling, you are a good gentle… umm. What do you call it?”

“Gentlemen the term you're looking for is Gentlemen.”

“Right, Gentlemen.”

“Well let's get this over with quick. I don't know how long it'll take them to find Pinkie or how long it will take for them to find me.”

“Of course darling. It really is nice of you to try and dress up for them. Although I don't think that everypony will be happy about this shocking news.”

“Let me guess, you had some bad experience with some noble or royalty?”

Rarity sighs while I step out of my boxers leaving myself exposed. She levitates a measuring tape over to me and starts to take my measurements. “Truth be told yes. It was at last year's Grand Galloping Gala. I thought that at the Gala I would meet my prince charming. But instead I met the Prince of Selfishness.”

“His name was Prince Blueblood and he's Princess Celestia’s and Luna’s Nephew.”

“Let me guess again, he complained about every little thing that didn't go his way like a 2 year old.”

“That is an understatement Darling. He was so brutish that it made me think the diamond dogs that kidnapped me were gentlecolts.”

“Ima gonna take that as an insult to this ‘Blueblood’ character.”

“Please, I wish he never got that title of Prince. He doesn't deserve it.”

“I don't know what happened exactly but I'll make sure that he is served a freezing cold dish of revenge.”

“Thank you darling. Alright all done.”

“Wow that was fast.”

“Being a fashionista is what I live for darling. Although I am curious as to how you and the princesses first met.”

“Can't ask me, remember. No memory.”

“Yes I do know this darling but I am still curious, aren't you?”

“That is true but I want to adjust to living in this… new point of view.” I say putting back on my boxers and Tee-shirt. While it was true I was curious, I however couldn't seem to bring myself to care too much about it.

We walk back out to see Spike asking Rainbow about me.

“So what is he? And why are Celestia and Luna acting different.” Spike asked.

“Well I can answer both of those but I'm a bit skeptical on one of them.” I say causing him to jump slightly.

“Ah! Oh uh. Sorry.”

“It's fine little dude. But next time don't talk behind others back. It's a quick way to lose somepony's trust.” He looks down a little in shame.

‘AGH! AGAIN WITH THE SOMEPONY!’ I yelled in my thoughts. “But to your questions, my name is Stone Tomb but I prefer to be called Tony. I am a human from Earth… at least I think so. I don't really know because apparently I lived on this planet loooong ago, before… Discord was it? Yeah before Discord went on a chaotic rampage or something back then.

“And from what memories that I have gained while I have been here, I was friends with a pony by the name of… Tar Wirl? No no no it was umm…” I think snapping my fingers trying to remember. “Star Swirl! Yeah that's it. He found that tree thing with the elements and I had to go fight Discord so he would get a big head and think nothing could stop him.

“He almost killed me but I somehow had magic and used it to teleport away to Celestia’s personal bedroom at the time. Celestia and Luna were both there and I asked if Star Swirl found the elements and they said yes. Don't remember what happened after that but there is some memory I got while we were still at the tree.

“I remember Celestia and Luna crying. They couldn't remove the elements without the tree dying. Somepony… someone had to replace themselves with the elements. I was the only one with enough magic to do it. I said goodbye and they took the elements.

“Other than that nothing.” I finished. Spike looked up at me with his draconic eyes wide in surprise.

“Wow. You actually fought Discord?”

“I lost control earlier today and started to beat the guy in the face repeatedly with no reason at all. Yeah, I don't think so. Anyway what about you?”

“Me?” He asked.

“Yeah, what's your backstory?”

“Well I was an egg when Twilight hatched me-”

“Wow wow wow back-up! Twilight hatched you! So that's means she's your Mom! Not biologically but adoptively but still she is technically your mom.” The room then became uneasily quiet. I heard the dropping of Twilight’s quill and parchment.

I looked back at the purple Alicorn and her eyes were wide and her pupils shrunk with realization.

“M-Mom?” Spike asked nopony in particular. He was looking down at the floor and he was shaking a bit. I think I saw a tear run down to the tip of his nose.

Twilight wasn't any better. She was looking down in what I think is shame for not realizing what I said sooner. Everypony was looking back and forth between the two waiting to see who would move next.

Spike started to walk towards Twilight his head still down. When he was right in front of Twilight he stopped. Twilight looked up at him her fur was matted from tears and her eyes were puffy and red.

“S-Spike?” Spike looked up at Twilight. Spike then proceed to hug Twilight. Twilight wrapped her front hooves around Spike and sat down returning the hug. They stayed like that for a while and when I looked around even some of the others were crying.

‘Really? Wow you guys are a bunch of softies. It is touching but they been together since Spike was born so if anything Twilight is at fault for being obsessed with her studies. Spike never got the childhood he deserved… wait he's still considered a baby dragon right? So I guess he still got some childhood to go. Lucky.’

While everypony was distracted I went outside to wait for them to finish. I sat down on a nearby bench that was incredibly short so it was like sitting on a squat toilet at school. ‘Curse whoever made them toilets of hell.’

I decided to listen to some music so I pulled out my IPod and earbuds. Putting the buds in my ears and the jack in the IPod I turned on Bad Girlfriend from Theory of a Deadman.

Bad Girlfriend from Theory of a Deadman.

I couldn't help but tap my foot to the beat and move my head up and down to the beat. Soon enough I was singing the song loud and clear. Unknown to me there was a lot of ponies behind me.

“My girlfriend’s a dick magnet, my girlfriend’s gotta have it.”

“She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doin’ shots.”

“Tip the man, he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.”

“Dirty girl, gettin’ down, Dance with guys from out of town, grab her ass, actin’ tough, mess with her she'll fuck you up.”

“No really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin’ back to my place tonight.” I didn't know it but the girls and Spike have come out of the boutique and were listening to me singing along with half the town.

“She likes to shake her ass, She grinds it to the beat, She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth.”

“I like to strip her down, she's naughty til the end, know what she is, no doubt about it, she's a bad, bad girlfriend.” I then wait for the mini guitar solo to end before continuing.

“Red thong, party’s on, I love this song, sing along, come together leave alone, see you later back at home.”

“No really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin’ back to my place tonight.”

“I say no one really knows, just how far she's gonna go, but I'm gonna find out later tonight.”

“She likes to shake her ass, She grinds it to the beat, She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth.” It was around this time that Celestia and Luna showed up but I still didn't notice too entranced by the song.

“I like to strip her down, she's naughty til the end, know what she is, no doubt about it, she's a bad, bad girlfriend.”

“Doesn't take her long to make things right.”

“But does it make her wrong to have the time of her liiiiife? Time of her liiiiife.”

I sing the next part a little quieter. “(My girlfriend's a dick magnet, My girlfriend's gotta have it.)” I then waited out the guitar solo before singing again.

“She’s a gold digger, now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger, future finished, there it went, savings gone, the money spent, I look around and all I see is no good, bad, or ugly, man she's hot and fixed to be the future ex-miss Collonny.”

“She likes to shake her ass, She grinds it to the beat, She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth.” I then wait for the second mini guitar solo to finish.

“She's a bad, bad girlfriend.”

“She's a bad, bad girlfriend.” I then stop singing and let the song finish.

“Man I love this song.” I look back at the boutique and see a sea of blushing ponies.

‘...Today's gonna be one of those days isn't it?’

“Umm did all of you hear that?” They nod.

‘Well shit I think I broke them.’

“Look that was just one of the songs from where I'm from.” This seemed to only brake Twilight out of her trance cause she then started to write that down. I slowly backed away from the probably slightly aroused crowd toward a building that looked like a gingerbread house that would have impressed even those sweets cook guys on Tv.

‘Well this is just great now they all think I'm a perv.’ I thought walking into the building. Hearing a little bell ring when I went inside alerted the employees of the building.

“Welcome to SugarCube Corn- Oh! Hello Mr. Stone how may we help you?” Said a blue mare with a deep pink mane like cupcake icing. She looked to be a little bit on the chubby side but that's to be expected when you work in a sweets place.

“Hello Ms..?” I waited for her to finish for me.

“My name is Mrs. Cake. Mr. Stone.”

“Hmm nice name and kinda fitting with that mane of yours.” She blushed a bit.

“Oh, why thank you.” She said trying to hide her blush. “Would you like to buy something?”

“Sorry can't, don't have any of your guy’s type of cash.”

“Oh that's alright sweetie first one's on the house.” She said cheerfully.

‘Wow really? These ponies are way too damn nice.’ I thought. “I couldn't do that you have a business to run. You do own this bakery correct?”

“Kinda. Me and my husband own this bakery as it doubles as our home. We have a filly and colt that is asleep right now so I can work a little before they get up.”

“Impressive. Wait where is your husband?”

“He's on a business trip outside of Ponyville right now. He should be back in a few days.”

“Hmm well I'm looking for a job and I think I got a part time job at the spa so would it be okay that I get a second part time job here?”

“Why would you need to work? Don't you live with the princesses?”

“Yes and No. Yes, I will live with the princesses but that will be after I spend a few weeks in this town. You know adjusting. But while I'm bunking with Lyra and Bon Bon I want to get a job to help pay rent. Even though Celestia could happily pay the rent. I'm no freeloader. I don't allow others to do stuff for me for free. And if they do, I pay them back one way or another.”

“Hmm I can see why the princesses liked you. You sound like any mares dream stallion.” That actually made me blush a bit.

“Thanks but in all truth I'm not looking for a relationship even with the princesses… at least right now that is I still need to adjust to all of… this.” I said gesturing to everything around me. “And what's worse is that I was this great warrior before I came back here.”

“Came back? From where?”

“From… inside… that crystal tree?”

“THE TREE OF HARMONY! You came from inside the Tree of Harmony!?”

“Well kinda, more like over a thousand years ago I sacrificed myself so the princesses could take the elements out of the tree so they could use them on Discord.”

“Wow. Did you know the elements didn't defeat just Discord?”

“Really? Who else?”

“From what I recall it was only used on Discord and Nightmare moon over a thousand years ago and more recently.”

“Nightmare moon?”

“You really have been gone for a long time huh? Well long ago when Princess Celestia raised the sun and Princess Luna the moon. Everypony worshipped Celestia and played outside in her sun while they hid inside at night away from Luna's starry night sky.

“Luna became jealous of Celestia and turned into Nightmare Moon then tried to make night time eternal-”

“Wow wow wow wait a second there. Did you say night time forever!? Holy shit! She went fucking multi-Genocidal!”

“Multi-Genocidal?”

“Yes! Listen, No day or night cycle means no trees, No trees then goes to them not producing any Oxygen or air, no air means, well, you fill in the rest.” She pondered what I said for a few moments then her eyes went wide and her face went paler than Celestia's fur.

“She could have killed us all. And just by stopping the Moon.”

“Exactly. And if the 'no air' didn't kill you then the tide or the freezing temperatures would.” Her face got some how paler then what is was before.

“And the opposite for the sun. While the trees would get sunlight the cycle of day and night is still needed. The trees would receive too much sunlight and shrivel up and die. So no air again. The heat would burn anything after a while. Soon enough no water.”

“Oh my Celestia. If anything happened to either princess.”

“The world would end, correct.”

“But Celestia raised the sun and moon for a thousand years.”

“And do you think she could that forever? Raising the sun must be pretty taxing. But the sun and moon? And if what you say about Nightmare coming back is true and Celestia wasn't around, then Nightmare must have banished her to the sun. Easily at that. Celestia must have been too weak to fight back and gave in.”

Mrs. Cake was left speechless at that. ‘She would be. Hearing that her ruler gave in because she was weak. I would be speechless too.’

“But what about now?”

“Now? I don't know. Celestia has been lifting the sun and moon so now. The sun would be nothing for her. Imagine lifting weights. She was lifting the biggest set of barbells known to pony kind for a thousand years. Take some of that weight off. Those weights are nothing now.”

“And Luna?”

“Hmm she is an unknown factor. They have been raising the sun and moon even before a thousand years ago. Over time they would become accustomed to the weight they are able to hold. Celestia was going over the weight she is able to hold. And for a thousand years at that.”

“I never thought of it like that.”

“Because, no offense, you guys are too naive to look at the smaller picture. All you ponies see is what is in front of you. You never look for the smaller things that, later on, could become too big a problem to handle.”

“I guess... you're right. Wow I feel like an idiot now.” Mrs.Cake said becoming depressed.

‘Shit. Sad ponies. I don't like them.’ I reached my hand over the counter and put it on her wither. “Look I didn't mean to bring this all on you at once but it's the truth and the truth hurts sometimes. Especially when you've been lied too for most of your life.

“But here's the difference between us humans and you ponies. You can change all of that. Evolve. Become better than what you are now. Human's believed we were on top and in a way we were. Even though we had no magic we had something else. Technology.

“I can't explain all of it but I can show you what I mean.” I said pulling out my phone. “This is a cell phone. It can take pictures, record video, play games, and more.”

“But it's so small how can it do all of that?”

“Microchips. Little boards that have even tinier components all over it. Here I'll show you.” I said turning on my phone and bringing up my gallery. I pulled up a picture of a forklifts Microchip and showed it to her.

“This is a Microchip for a machine called a forklift.” I said pulling up a photo of a forklift. “This is a forklift. A forklift is a powered industrial truck used to lift and move materials over short distances. One forklift can carry 4,000 pounds at a 24 inches load center, but only 2,666 pounds at a 36 inches load center.”

“Wow that's a lot and it's all done by machine?”

“Close but no, a human climbs into the forklift and controls it from the operator cab. There is a bunch of buttons and levers to use and it takes a long time to learn what they all do. I was actually a mechanic for these forklifts.”

“A mechanic? What's that?” I chuckle a little before continuing.

“A mechanic is the one that fixes the machine when it breaks or there is something wrong. But they are usually accustomed to one type of machine. Like I am with forklifts.”

“Wow your race sounds so advanced.”

“Yeah but we're incredibly stupid.”

“Why? You seem pretty smart.”

“Okay so most humans are stupid. The reason for that is, is that we start wars for stupid reasons. If one bunch of people believes in something and one another it can escalate to them killing each other over it. And you know what the worst part is?”

“No but I don't think I want to.”

“History is written by the victors. Not the killing of innocents, not the killing of soldiers, no it's that history is written by the victors.” Now she is confused.

“How is that the worst part?”

“The victors can twist history so they make it out that they were just in there actions and the other side was completely wrong or evil. When behind the scenes that is all wrong. Did anything happen recently where something attack here or another city?”

“Well there was the attack on Canterlot from Queen Chrysalis. She and her changeling army attacked Canterlot because they wanted to harvest us for our love.”

“Right there! That's it!”

“Huh, how?”

“Easy, they attacked because they were starving.”

“Starving!?”

“Yes, you said they freed on love correct? They attacked to feed on that love because they had no choice, you wouldn't give it willingly and you can only keep a hungry man at bay for so long before he decides to do something drastic. You driven that man to madness from not eating, he found an opening to attack and he took it or should I say she?”

“Oh… so it is our own fault.” Said a voice behind me. I whipped around to find Celestia looking guilty as well as Luna and the others with Spike. “I never thought that we were the one's that drove them to attack us. But now I do.”

“Sister what are we going to do? We banished Chrysalis to the Badlands. How are we going to fix this?” I thought a bit about what she said and came up with a crazy idea.

“Send me.”

“What!?”

“Send me. If what you say is true then she will never expect that I came to help her. She doesn't trust you guys but if she were to meet me then she would never know.”

“No! It's too risky! You are not going and that's final!” Roared Celestia.

“Celestia, think about it, who will willingly go after a thought to be villain? Who would want to travel to these ‘Badlands’? Who are you going to send that she could potentially trust? Yourself!? Luna!? Twilight!? Another Princess!? Your head of the guard!? Who Celestia, who!?”

She looked surprised at my outburst as well as everypony there. I was fuming mad at her. She knew I was right but still didn't want me to go. “Think about this ‘Tia’ if you don't send someone soon she's gonna come back and next time it may not be just for food.”

Her eyes widened when she heard what I said. “B-But you just came back to us. Wh-What if sh-she attacks you? Please! Don't go!” Tears were coming down her face now. I was shocked.

‘She's scared… of losing me. Do I really mean that much too her? She would risk everyone's lives just for me? Wow she really does- did love me.’

I was knocked out of my thoughts when I felt something wrap around me. I looked down to see Celestia had her hooves wrapped around my waist and she was looking up at me with tear filled eyes.

“Please don't go, I love you, I don't want to see anything happen to you! I've been alone for a thousand years Stone! With your sacrifice and Luna's banishment! I was alone Stone! I've had nopony to call a friend during that time! I've only recently got Luna back and I just got you back today! And now you're just gonna up and leave me and Luna just like that!? Please! Stay with me! I can't lose you again!”

She yelled falling to the floor sobbing and hiccupping. “Not again.” She said a bit quieter. Now I kinda fell like a dick for making her cry and not being the one she and Luna fell in love with. I knelt down and gently pulled her chin up so we were making eye contact.

“I'm sorry Princess. I'm not the man you fell in love with. I may look like him, I may sound like him, but my mind and his are completely different. I'm sorry I truly am. You seem like a fantastic mare and Luna as well. Any stallion would be lucky to just to be close to you.

“I'm sure the man you fell in love with was extremely lucky to have fallen in love with you and your sister. But you must know that I am not that man. I'm sorry Princess I really am.” The look on her and Luna's face made my heart shatter cause I knew that was the face of a broken heart.

What I didn't see was the hoof slapping me across my cheek. Then Celestia yell at me. “Don't you ever call me Princess! Not Now, Not Ever! You are the man I fell in love with, you are the man my sister fell in love with, you are Stone Tomb! Don't you ever say that you aren't!” I was so surprised by this outburst that I didn't realise she had tackled me to the floor and holding down all my limbs with her hoofs which really hurt.

I heard Luna yell. “Sister! What are you doing! We promised we would let his memories come back on their own!”

“I don't care Luna! I want him back! I Need him back!” With that her horned glowed a bright golden hue and she smacked it to my forehead.

Author's Note

Well shit, it looks like Celestia went bat-shit crazy. And yes Chrysalis will be in this story as well but will she be a villain or turn to the good side? Depends on what happens next.