The Peacekeeper

by Bronze Inkwell

Rating: mature
Tags: Other, Romance, Sex, Profanity, Adventure, Violence, Princess Celestia, Death, Human, Main 6, Tirek, Princess Luna, Gore, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Dark, Alternate Universe
Length: 17934

A young man on a plain camping trip is suddenly thrust into the future but apparently he's been there before.

Young 24 year old Stone went on a camping trip using vacation time so he could go. The reason why he wanted to go was so be could get a peace of mind from the chaos that is his job. What he didn't expect to find was a tree made of crystals.

Now he is sent back into Equestria... Wait a minute. BACK!?

Is Stone really his name or is it part of a different name he has?

Will he learn to control the power of Harmony? Or will it tear him apart from the inside?

One of the rulers has claimed he was her and her sister's mate!

What will this new life bring for the young human?

Let us see. Shall we?

Published 2017-10-04 13:30:06 UTC
Last updated 2018-01-05 15:25:32 UTC

The camping trip

I woke up in my tent to the soothing sound of the river. Putting on a new set of clothes I get ready for the morning. Them clothes being black jeans, dark red long sleeve shirt, my special jacket, and my steel toe boots. Getting out of the tent it was very chilly outside so I decided to light a fire.

After getting the fire set up I put up the stand so I could cook with my pan and make myself a breakfast burrito. Said burrito when finished consisted of eggs, sausage, and shredded cheese.

I sat down and ate leaving the fire to slowly burn away every once in awhile an air bubble would pop creating a loud crack/pop sound. When I was done I put the dirty dishes in a steel grate basket for washing later.

Deciding to go for a hike I doused the fire with a bucket of sand. Wait what am doing? Hi my name's Stone but everyone calls me Tony. I work as a mechanic for a forklift company the best part is that we have the coka cola company as one of our clients so sometimes we get free coke products.

I was an adopted child with only my first name and nothing else no last name no hospital history it's as if I appeared out of thin air. But I don't let that bother me or at least I try. I was adopted at the age of 7 or what they presumed to be 7.

My family was nice I had a caring mother and father that supported me throughout my school years but all good things don't last. One night when I was riding my bike home from school I was a senior but still only had a bike. Suddenly a police car raced past me along with an ambulance and fire truck their sirens wailing.

I thought nothing of it till they turned onto my street. Now I turned down the street going as fast as my bike could go. What I saw horrified me. My house was… Burning, on fire, ablaze, whatever you want to call it. I tried to run into the house to get to my parents but a policeman stopped me.

I kept trying to break free but he held strong. The roof soon collapsed in on itself and it was then that I knew they were dead. I stopped struggling and collapsed crying my eyes out… I shook my head of the painful memory focusing back on getting ready.

I grabbed a few protein bars, a water bottle and a few other snacks namely a chocolate bar, an apple, a pack of mini Reese's, and a bottle of Sprite. I put that all in a backpack and slung it on my back. I grabbed my hatchet, belt, phone, and Ipod along with it's headphones. Putting the belt on and snaking the belt though the holster for the hatchet.

I also grabbed my staff/walking stick. Now that I was ready I began my trek through the woods.

30 minutes later I was sitting down on a log eating my apple and drinking some water. Standing back up again I restarted my hike through the woods. Well I would have if I didn't start sliding down a cave. Ripping my hatchet out of it's sheath I put the blunter end into the ground behind me.

I slowly came to a stop but now my back hurt a fuck ton. I tried to move back up but it was way too steep for me to climb back and I still had some cave to go down. I got out my phone but it had no bars. ‘Fuck!’ I mentally cursed myself for having this shitty luck.

Having no way left to go I continue my way down the cave getting darker and darker. Soon it was pitch black I was about to pull out my phone and turn on the flashlight when a soft blue glow appeared below me getting brighter and brighter as I continued my way down.

When I the slope finally leveled off I was standing at the cave equivalent to a doorway into a huge cavern. The glow was almost blinding now. Sheathing the hatchet I stepped through the doorway and what I saw amazed me.

It was a tree made of crystal! But something caught my eye. There were 6 different colored gems inside of it. One on each branch but that was only five of them the sixth was in the center and it was an amethyst but a six pointed star in shape.

Right below the amethyst was what looked like a carving of the sun and crescent moon. I don't know what willed me to do it but I started walking up to the tree until I was right at the trunk. I reached my hand out and put my hand right between the sun and moon.

When I did I started to lose feeling in my legs but I was still standing. Looking down my legs were becoming small little orbs that were traveling up and into the tree. It was then that common sense kicked and I started to panic.

I tried pulling my arms away but my arm stayed put. I kept trying and trying but nothing would work soon all that was left was my head, chest, and arms. I yelled for help but I knew it wouldn't come. Soon my entire body was absorbed by the crystal tree.

~Millions of years later~

~mlp season 4~

~Princess Twilight Sparkle part 2~

I awoke to the voices of females and more than 6 by the sounds of it. While I couldn't make out any sentences because they were very muffled I could still hear them. I tried to stand cause I was laying on my side. But when I moved the talking stopped.

I sat up but I felt way to dizzy to stand. So I tried to shake the dizziness away but that only made things worse. I sat completely my hearing slowly returning along with my sense of balance and direction. It was then that I made out something from behind me but I only got parts.

“S...ne?” Said a beautiful voice.

‘Wait did it say what I think it said?’

“Stone… You?” Said the same voice but it sounded pleading almost like it wanted my name to be the… She did say my name! I turned my head but I couldn't look back completely so I tried to stand up.

It worked… for a couple of seconds that is. My knees were weak and I was about to fall but a golden glow encased my body. I was now floating a few centimeters off the ground. I was so surprised at what was happening that I didn't hear the clopping of hooves till they were right in front of me.

Looking up I saw the face of a snow white mare with an ethereal mane her eyes a beautiful magenta color compared to my mixed matched eyes that were jade green and sapphire blue.

Then she did the last thing I would ever see. It spoke.

“Stone? Is that really you?”

Author's Note

Duhn duhn duuuuuuh! Surprise Cliffhanger moefoes!
Hey guys hopefully you like this chapter and yes I'm hoping on taking this somewhere.

I may or may not put the Equestrian Star Warrior on hiatus right now until I get a good idea for it cause I think I put myself in a between a boulder and a hard place with it.

This will be my third story but I have plans to make another crossover by the end of this month so keep an eye out for it.:rainbowdetermined2:

I'M YOUR WHAT!?

“Stone? Is that really you?” Was what the white horse said and honestly I think my mind broke. “......................... Okay I understand what's going on this must be some kind of vivid dream shit.”

The talking pony in front of me was completely white. Like if you compared snow and her, she would come out whiter than it. Her mane was a flowing spectrum of color almost like a rainbow aurora borealis.

She had big wings the same color as her fur. She had a long horn as well. About an entire foot at least. Her eyes were big magenta orbs that were a lot bigger than a normal pony or horse.

When I said that her face saddened considerably. “You don't remember me?”

Okay I know I heard that voice from before but where?..... Wait a minute this one has the same voice as the alabaster woman from my dreams. But how?

“You seem… familiar almost but I can't tell from where.”

That seemed to add anger to her saddened state. “Come on Stone stop bucking around I know you know me… know us.”

She said that last a little quie- “US!? What the hell!? I never met you before and now you're saying that I was your boyfriend or husband or something like that! Oh my God my dreams have some fucked up shit in them.”

Now tears were coming to her eyes. “Stone please remember, it's me Tia. Your sunshine? Your Celly? Please remember.”

Tears were streaming down her face now. Even if this thing wasn't real and only a dream I hated when woman cried. I stuck my hand out and softly started to pet her mane. When my hand touched her mane her eyes sprang open and her head snapped up to look me in the eyes a small gasp escaped her lips.

She dropped me on the ground in her surprise but thankfully my legs were working again. “Hey don't cry everything'll be alright.”

My brain then decided to give me the mother of all headaches and I gripped my head in pain. I staggered backwards and I looked up and let out a blood curling scream of agony. Suddenly my vision went white even though my eyes were shut tight from the pain.

~Flashback~

“Don't cry Tia everything will be alright.” I said lightly stroking her cheek.

“Stone please there has to be another way.” Celestia said holding the hand that was on her cheek with a hoof. Luna sat in the background tears streaming down her face and sobbing a little bit.

“I'm sorry Tia but if you take away the elements the tree will die, it needs something to keep it alive until the elements have to be placed back.”

“But why does it have to be you! Why can't it be somepony else!?” Celestia said now holding my hands with both of her hooves.

“Celestia, you and me both know it would take hundreds of your ponies to keep this tree alive for even a few minutes. It has to be me. I have the same amount of magic you and your sister together maybe even more! I'm doing this. Go, stop Discord and try to brighten everyday you can with your smile.” I say with a small smile of my own.

She comes forward and hugs me, her wings joining the hug. Instantly I feel her tears stain my shirt. “I'll miss you, both of us will miss you, everypony at the castle will miss you. Please don't go. I need you.”

“And your ponies need you, not some ‘ape’ to rule over them. Please do this for them. When the elements return I promise to come back. And when I do I want you to make me remember our love and if that can't happen then make me love you and your sister again. Understand.”

That was more of a command than a question. I lied to her since I didn't know if the tree would bring me back after the elements were returned.

I feel her nod her head through her sobs. She steps back and I look over to Luna who is crying like no tomorrow which for me there may not be one. I walk over to her and get down on one knee and pull her into a hug bringing her head to my chest but still careful of her horn.

She was a midnight blue alicorn with a mane and tail of the night sky. Her eyes were a beautiful teal color that went along well with the rest of her fur color.

“Lulu always remember that your nights are beautiful and important. Don't let anypony tell you other wise okay?” Her breaths were ragged but still nodded into my chest. I let go and turned to walk to the tree.

I put my hand on it and closed my eyes. I felt myself get pulled into the tree while Celestia and Luna pulled out the Elements.

~Flashback end~

I regained consciousness to see 8 mares looking down on me with worry. Two of them I now recognized as Celestia and Luna the other 6 were a mystery to me. My head still felt like it went through hell and back but I pushed through the pain. “Ugh my head.”

Celestia and Luna looked happy that I was alright more so than everypony else… ‘Wait everypony? Where did that come from?’ I mentally shook the thought away and blamed it on the headache. Celestia's horn glowed and lowered it to my forehead.

When it connected the pain instantly went away but I still had a dull throb. “Umm thanks Celes-” I stopped short but realized my mistake too late. I heard them gasp and then I was hug tackled by an alabaster and midnight blue blur.

Now I was sandwiched between the two happily sobbing alicorns. I reached my arms back so I could pet their flowing manes. When I put my hand through them they felt like the softest of silks. I sat there in silence while the alicorns continued to nuzzled me.

I began thinking about my predicament and why I had that memory. At least it was a memory… right? I continued to pet them until a purple alicorn spoke up. “Princess Celestia, Princess Luna who is this… thing?”

That must've been a trigger for Luna as she suddenly stopped nuzzling me and glared daggers at the purple pony. I could feel the air drop a few degrees and Celestia put her hooves on my ears covering them.

I was confused by this until Luna yelled. “HE IS NOT A THING TWILIGHT SPARKLE! HE IS OUR MOST TRUSTED FRIEND AND MINE AND OUR SISTER'S MATE! AND HE WILL NOT EVER BE CALLED ANYTHING OF THE LIKE IN WHICH YOU JUST CALLED HIM!”

If Celestia hadn't covered my ears I think I might have gone deaf. The purple pony called Twilight looked at Luna with fear and me with shock. “He's your mate!?” The other 5 ponies shouted in surprise and in sync how they did it in sync I have no idea.

‘Wait a minute…’ “Mate!? I had sex with you two!?” I asked pointing at Luna and Celestia. They looked back at with a confused look plastered to their muzzles.

“Yes Stone don't you remember?” Said Celestia.

“No!” I said now standing. “All I remember is me, you, Luna and this tree here and hey didn't this thing have different shapes for the umm what was it? Oh yeah the Elements of… something.” I said losing my train of thought.

Celestia giggled at me and Luna face… hoofed? “Stone please try to take this matter seriously.” Said Luna in an exasperated tone.

“Sorry umm lets see. I remember Celestia was crying and so were you. The tree had those Element things you needed for something or someone called ‘Discord’. Then I said some goodbyes and put my hand on the tree and that's all I remember aside from that.”

They looked slightly disappointed that I couldn't remember more. “Please Stone try to remember more.” Celestia pleaded.

“I don't think it's that simple maybe I have to trigger certain events here like seeing something from the past and saying something that was a key point like I said before and more recently. ‘Hey don't cry everything'll be alright.’ but more in the heat of the moment.”

They seemed to accept this before Twilight spoke up. “Hold on how come when I drank the alicorn elixir I didn't see him there as well?”

“I… don't know. But it had to be something.” Celestia responded now puzzled by this.

“Okay let's figure this out later right now I don't want to sit here and stay in this cave. Problem is I can't fly through the hole like some of you can.” They seemed puzzled by this.

“Hole? By whatever do you mean?” Asked a white unicorn with a dark purple stylized mane and tail.

“Well when I first found this” I pointed at the tree. “I was on a camping trip as a small vacation and not only that it was the perfect camping spot. A small stream near the tent makes such a soothing sound it makes me feel so calm it's almost like I'm asleep.”

“Anyway after breakfast I went out on a hike and around 30 minutes later I was resting but after I got back up the ground failed beneath me and I slid down a long hole. I was going very fast so I took out my hatchet and put the blunter side into the wall so it slowed me down a bit. When I reached the bottom there was a cavern and inside it was this tree.”

“Except the gems on the branches were more gem like and had a different shape then these. Except the center one it wasn't there at all. I walked up to the tree and put my hand in between the sun and the moon then I got… absorbed? But yeah that's pretty much what happened.”

Celestia and Luna looked confused. “Stone the tree is a pure mystery. We are not sure what it did but maybe while you were in the tree it planted false memories.” Celestia reasoned.

“Well that's not right because I still have the same backpack from the trip and the hatchet. So maybe it did some time shit to me. It's probably the most reasonable explanation.” I suggested.

“We do not know but we do know this. You are back and to us that is all that matters.” Luna said nuzzling my chest. I scratched her behind the ear causing her to sigh in bliss and push her head into my hand. It was adorable. I even thought I heard her purr like a cat.

“Hehe well let's get out of here it's kinds depressing.” I said stopping my ministrations on Luna much to her disagreement. “Twilight I don't know how to get out of here so lead the way.” I said to the purple mare. She nodded and led us out of the cave into some dense woods.

I looked up at the sky and saw the unexplainable. “Umm guys I'm not sure if things work around here differently but I'm pretty sure the sky isn't supposed to look like that.”

They look to see that the sky is half day and half night. “Oh right almost forgot about that.” Celestia said with a glow of her horn. Luna joined her with a glow of her own horn and soon the moon set and the sun went into the middle of the sky. My mind was blown to say the least.

“W- wha- b- b- bu- How!? You just moved the sun and moon how the hell did you do that!?” and they responded with.

“Magic.”

“Oh yeah of course whenever the unexplainable happens you just shrug it off and say ‘magic’. Ya no I ain't believin that shit.”

We walked through the woods Luna and Celestia sticking to my sides and looking out into the forest/short jungle as if watching out for some unseen danger. “Hey you two alright? You look like your dogs growling at nothing.”

“Stone do you know what's in this forest.” Celestia said.

“No. should I know?”

“This forest is filled with monsters, very dangerous and deadly monsters. For example: Manticores, Hydras, Cockitraces, Timberwolves. But that is still the small amount that lives here.”

“Oh umm yeah let's GTF outta here.” I said picking up my pace almost to a jog.

Once we were out of the forest I was meet with a very colorful land almost cartoonish technicolor. I looked around and took a deep breath. “Aaaahhhhh this has to be the cleanest air I have ever breathed in.”

They all giggled. We continued to walk for a little while until a small village came into view. “Hey Celestia what's that over yonder.” She looked where I was pointing and said.

“That's Ponyville it's where Twilight and her friends live.”

“Hmm you know now that you mention it I never was properly introduced to Twilight’s friends.”

“Oh yeah your right.”

“Hey Twilight.” I called out catching up to them. “You know it just dawned upon me that we were never properly introduced. My name is Stone or just Tony.” I said holding out my hand for a hand/hoof shake.

“Oh umm well my name is Princess Twilight Sparkle nice to meet you Mr. Stone.” She said accepting my hand/hoof shake. Twilight was a lavender mare, her mane was a dark blue with a pink and purple highlight running through it. Her eyes were a dark amethyst.

“Please call me Tony I don't like all that Mr or sir stuff not really my forte so to speak.”

“Ah'm Applejack nice ta meet ya Tony.” The orange mare greeted. Applejack had a southern accent with a Stetson hat to go along with it. Her eyes were emerald green with white freckles on her cheeks.

Her mane was a pale gold almost like straw but silkier and it was tied in a ponytail along with her tail. When she shook my hand it felt like I just grabbed a Jackhammer that was already turned on.

“I'm Rainbow Dash the fastest Pegasus in Equestria. Nice to meet you Tony.” Rainbow Dash said doing a few tight loop-da-loops in the air. She had a sky blue fur color but her mane and tail were the colors of the rainbow. She had magenta eyes similar to Celestia's but her’s had a certain determination in her eye.

“I'm Rarity darling and it is a pleasure to meet the princesses coltfriend. But may I ask that I make you some clothes darling yours are simply… horrid and not smell wise but the stuff you have on your legs looks nice but they have dirt and other dirty things on them.”

She was a white unicorn with like I said before a dark purple stylized mane and tail. Her eyes were a sapphire blue and her accent was one of a modern Englishman.

“... I honestly can't tell if your trying to be nice and want to make me some clothes since I will be living here from now on or you're trying to insult my clothing.” She realized how what she said must have sounded to me and she was very quick to apologize.

“I'm dearly sorry Tony I didn't realize how that must have sounded to you.” (See, told ya.)

“It's alright but next time think before you speak you might just end up hurting someone's feelings. And as for you making me new clothes I have no objection to it but let's get to a more proper setting first. Oh wait… Shoot I don't have any money to pay you with.”

“Tis not a problem darling I will do this free of charge.”

“What!? But don't you need the money for supplies and everything?”

“It will be fine deary. Besides I like to think of this as a new challenge. Oohhh just imagine all the clothing styles to go with your eyes- darling what is wrong with eyes!?”

Everyone looked to me then to my eyes. “What? My eyes have always been green and blue. They were always like for as long as I can remember.”

“Tony your eyes must have changed cause now they are rainbow colored.”

“... WHAT!? Rainbow colored!?” I whip out my phone and go to the camera app. I switch it over to face view and I find my eyes now are the color of the rainbow… ‘Huh they don't look half bad in fact they kinda look cool.’

I feel a hoof on my shoulder and I turn to see the worried face of Luna. “Stone are you alright?” She asks.

“Yeah but this” I point towards my eyes. “is definitely not supposed to look like this. My right is supposed to be blue while my left is green. Now my eyes are the rainbow spectrum. Although it does kinds look cool. You gotta admit that.”

“Stone this is serious something could be very wrong with you.”

“Well do you know any kind of sickness that can make people's eyes go rainbow then I think I'm fine. I swear you ponies worry too much.” I said while going back to walking down the path.

“Or you don't worry enough.” Luna says probably thinking I couldn't hear her but I'm not gonna let her know I cou- “I heard that.”

‘What the Fuck mouth you weren't supposed to say that!’ I thought mentally scolding my own mouth. ‘Why am I so honest all of a sudden what's wrong with me?’

I continued down the path trying to ignore the conversation they started. I start to feel thirsty so I stop and take my pack off. Kneeling down I set the backpack down and reach in for my Sprite.

Pulling out the bottle I uncap it and take a slow swig as to not make it lose its fizz. “Hey what's that?”

“Gah!” I choke on my drink from the sudden pink pony that appeared right besides me. I feel a hoof pat my back helping me with the coughing. “*cough cough* tha-*cough cough*-nks.” I continue to do that for a little more until I don't feel the need to cough again.

“Who the hell… did that!?” I said trying to regain my breath.

“Sorry I didn't mean for you to choke on your drink.” Said the pink pony but her mane was no longer poofy. It was straight along with her tail. Her usually bright pink fur is now a dull pink. All around she looked very depressing.

“It's fine just don't sneak up on people when they're taking a drink.” I say trying to cheer her up. It helps a little but she doesn't go back to being her bubbly self.

“Hey why don't you take a sip of my drink will that make ya feel better?”

She nods and I hold up my Sprite for her to drink. She takes it with her hoofs and brings it to her lips. She tilts back some to let the liquid go down the bottle and into her mouth. Once it touches her tongue her eyes widen and her mane is poofy again. How no clue.

Her fur has earned back it's bright and vibrant pink.

“Wow Stony that was awesome! It was so bubbly and fizzy! What's it called?”

“Umm. Soda? But the name of this specific one is called Sprite. Do you guys not have soda or something?”

“No but I would like a taste.”

“We would like one as well.”

“If it's as awesome as Pinkie says then I want to try it as well.”

“While it does seem kinda brutish I am curious as to how it tastes.”

“I want to see if it's tastier than my family's signature apple cider.”

“I would like a taste as well so I can compare your drink to those we have here.”

“Umm I would like a taste as well… that is if you don't mind.”

“*sigh* Fine you all get a sip but I don't think I have enough for all of you. Come over here Celestia you get the first one.” She got a small and clapped her hooves together in happiness. It was adorable.

“Now I must warn you if you feel the need to burp you must let it out. If you contain it it will go out your nose and trust me when I say it hurts. A lot. Like you have a miniature sun in each of nostrils.” Now that made them look slightly worried.

“Okay Celestia come on over.” She walked to me although a bit hesitant.

“Okay now just bring the bottle to your lips and take a sip.” She did as she was told and her eyes did the same thing Pinkies did.

“Oh my that was delicious Stone it's as Pinkie said it was.”

“Let us try sister.” Luna grabs the bottle and takes a sip. This keeps going with different responses until the butter yellow Pegasus takes her sip and hands me back the bottle which is now 3/4ths empty.

“Stone can I have another sip please.” asks Celestia with puppy dog eyes.

“Fine but no more I like this as well. And until I figure out a way to make more I will not let anyone drink anymore.” I hand Celestia the bottle and she takes another sip. Her mane falters a bit and becomes a tiny bit more… staticky? No straighter, yeah that's it. Like a small bit of electricity rushed through her mane.

“Umm you alright Tia your went all rigid for a second there.”

She snapped out of her daze and looked right at me. “Y- you said my name.” Now she was walking closer to me. Her smile was growing larger and larger each step she took.

“Yeah so what's the big deal?”

“No you said the shortened version… one of my pet names.” Now she had a blush on her cheeks.

“Uh Tia are you alright? Wh-!” She leaped at me which caused me to fall on my back on the dirt road and she started to kiss me. Now she was trying to french kiss me. ‘Hmm do I let this happen or do I go off on her… screw it I already kissed her in another life.’ I opened my mouth and let her tongue in and I must say she is an excellent kisser.

~Meanwhile in the crystal empire~

~Cadence pov~

I was sitting on my throne listening to the noble crystal ponies. ‘Now I know how aunty feels.’ Suddenly a powerful surge of love washed over me and I could tell it was my aunties’s love but a small bit of something I don't recognise. My husband Shiny noticed how my eyes were unfocused.

“Court is on break I need to talk with my wife.” boomed Shining. The throne room quickly emptied out. Once it was empty Shining spoke to me. “Honey what's wrong? You seemed to space out for a second there.”

“Huh wha? Oh sorry Shiny but I feel a powerful disturbance in the love force, a good disturbance but a disturbance nevertheless.” He gave me a confused look.

“Love force?”

“Yes something to do with aunty Celestia and Luna which is strange since Celestia told me that her and Luna would only love one being. But he was gone and he may not return but it appears he has.”

“How long ago was there ‘lover' alive?”

“Before Discord first became a problem over a thousand years ago.”

“WHAT!? He must be an Alicorn or Dragon to live that long ago and still be alive today!”

“Yes but she told me that he was a species that has never before been seen on Equus.”

“So an alien?”

“Yes but when they defeated Discord he seemingly disappeared from the planet. But if the third love magic I feel is him then he has returned but he doesn't seem to love them like he should it's… but still slightly noticeable. It also seems to be growing, slowly but still growing.”

~Back to Stone and the others~

~1st pov Stone~

Hey lips are incredibly soft and her tongue was playing with mine. I never kissed a girl before now so I don't really have anything to compare this to but this was… heavenly. She also tasted a bit like vanilla with a banana aftertaste but hey I have no objections to that.

I started to kiss her back. I put a hand in her mane and softly stroked it. My other hand went behind her head so I could kiss her harder. We didn't stop or separate till we needed to breath and when we did separate we were both heavily panting for air.

“Well that was… unexpectedly good.” I say panting for breath. I hear more hoofsteps and I look over to see Luna wanted a kiss as well. “Let me guess yo-!”

She started to kiss full force and went straight for the french kiss. Luna tasted a bit different than Celestia. Instead of the vanilla with a banana aftertaste Luna tasted like blueberries and a slight chocolate aftertaste.

Luna was an excellent kisser as well but a little sloppier than her sister. Probably from not having kissed anyone else for a very long time. Speaking of time how long ago was that memory?

When we broke apart from the kiss we were both panting. “We have… missed thee… dearly our lover.” Luna breathlessly said.

A giggle escaped Celestia. “Sister your tongue is slipping.”

“We ar- I am sorry sister it is just I haven't seen him for so long.”

“So have I Luna, so have I.”

“Actually I wanted to ask about that, how long was I gone?”

“You have been gone slightly over a thousand years.” Luna said.

“... Forget I asked.” They giggled at that.

“Well let's get going and are you guys alright?” The girls wore heavy blushes covering their entire face.

“P- Princess Celestia P- Princess Luna!?” Twilight said trying to fight her blush. Once they realised what they did and in front of who, they too were blushing.

~Skips forward~

Minutes later we arrived at town. During that time I also met the last 2 ponies and they were named Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy. Fluttershy was a butter yellow pegasus with a slightly pale pink mane.

All the ponies cheered when they saw the princesses and the other 5 ponies. But when they saw me they went dead silent. If I dropped that overused metaphorical pin it would have been heard from the other side of town.

“... Uh Hello.” They didn't move.

“Alright I give up one of you try to explain my being here.” I said crossing my arms. Celestia and Luna tried to stifle a giggle behind a hoof.

“Ponies of Ponyville” Said Celestia in an amplified voice. “I would like to introduce you to Stone the only human in Equestria. He has been here in the past and he sacrificed himself so we could use the Elements of Harmony on Discord so long ago.”

“Now I want you to treat him with the same respect you would treat me and Luna for he is our dearest friend… and our lover.”

Author's Note

Oh shit Celestia putting it right out there ain't she.

Hello everyone it is me Superspy and I am sorry about the Equestrian Star Warrior but I've been hit bye the idea block so now I want you the fans of said story to give me ideas on what I should do and don't worry I will put down the name of whoever's idea I will use.

Secondly the story Pony of Chaos will most likely be updated within the next 2 weeks so keep an eye out for it.

And I want to say thanks for all the faves and likes of these stories I really appreciate it. Also to my friends Kaiju4ever and Vibrant_Emotion they have been helping with my stories so go visit them as well cause they have some good stories as well but yeah thanks and all that and I will see you all in the next chapter. Goodbye.:moustache:

Old enemies can become new friends... Or not.

“...he is our dearest friend… and our lover.” Celestia finished telling the crowd. All of their gazes slowly went from her to me. I was still trying to wrap my head around the fact that Celestia just told an entire town that I was her and her sister's mate.

I knew that news travels fast but when you tell an entire town, well I'm expecting the news to spread from town to city to countries.pretty soon the entire world would know. I was knocked out of my stupor by a loud cheer from the town of ponies.

They were rearing up then striking the ground and it almost sounded like they were clapping. ‘Their happy? One would think that they would have flipped out over something like this. Apparently not.’

I looked among the sea of ponies and saw a tall figure moving closer. Again somehow I recognise the shape but not the name. It was a chimera but it was still too far away for me to tell whether it was male or female.

When it looked in my direction it disappeared. Only to reappear inches from my face. “Hello again mister Stone it has been sometime hasn't it?” I took a step back in alarm. I knew from it's voice it was male but he seemed familiar somehow.

I looked over his entire body but when reaching his head my head exploded once again in pain. “GRRAAAAAHHHHH!” I yelled in through my pain, my hands on my head clutching it. I fell back but I kept thrashing, kicking, and going from side to side.

~Flashback~

“Well aren't you a peculiar fellow. What might you be hmm? Let me guess a mutated diamond dog? Or a monkey mutated from my Chaos? Please tell me I'm dieing to know.” Said Discord as I stood at the bottom of his thrown.

I was decked out in armour from that Celestia and Luna made for me. I had a sword with a crescent moon shaped guard. The blade was gold and was enchanted with one edge with a flame enchantment the other an ice enchantment. There was a mini sun embedded in the moon guard.

I also had a shield with my sword. (It had this shape and had Celestia's cutie mark with Luna's inside it.)

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My armour consisted of a chestplate of dark blue steel, leggings were also dark blue, The helmet was golden with wings on each side side of the helmet. I had chainmail underneath my chestplate and helmet.

“Discord you have committed crimes against the peace of Equestria, now you will be punished.” I raised my sword in a defensive position.

“Oh so Sunbutt and Moony have sent their little attack dog to defeat me hmm?” This made me growl out in anger and slowly made my way up to him.

“Don't talk about my Marefriends Discord! Or should I call you Discy?” That made him glare down at me.

“You know I've been very tolerant with Tia and Lulu with killing my minions but I've had it up to here with you. I think it's time I got rid of you. Hmm I think you would make a nice minion.” He snapped his fingers and my helmet glowed.

“Hmph I figured you would try to mind control me so I had my helmet enchanted by Celly, Luna, and Starswirl themselves with a prototype mind protection spell. Star came up with the spell and my marefriends provided the magic. And it looks like it works.” I said with a smirk. This made him growl deeper.

“You're gonna wish you were never born freak!” He said summoning his own sword with a snap of his fingers. He swung at me and blocked with my shield and swung with my own sword and slashed him across the stomach with the fire side. His fur was now charred black around the area I slashed.

“Your one to say anything Discy what in tartarus are you anyway?” I asked sidestepping another slash. “You look like an a pony had an orgy of multiple animals.” This made him cry out in rage and swing blindly at me. I took advantage of this and slapped him with my shield.

With him stunned I slashed again but this time with the ice side. I hit his claw arm and cut it clean off. The arm froze along with area in which his arm used to be. “You little nuisance you'll pay for that.”

“Dude my name's not ‘nuisance’ it's Stone Tomb. But everypony calls me Stone or Tony. But for you it's Tomb. Only my enemies are allowed to call me by that name. So far you've actually my favorite bad guy so how about this? I let you go and you revert the land back to the way it used to be.”

He answered by snapping his lion paw and regrowing his lost limbs along with healing his burned cut. “I don't think you're in any offer to propose an offer child.” He snapped his fingers and a Hydra appeared behind him.

“Attack him my pet.” He smirked evilly. The Hydra reared it's 4 heads back and attacked me. I sidestepped the 1st head and back stepped the 2nd head before jumping onto it. I ran up the neck pulling my sword through and up its neck behind me the neck opening up to reveal the inside of it.

“You do know I know the Hydra’s weakness. The head needs to be cut off to regrow and add the heads but just cutting it will kill the head. Learned that from the last few I killed.” I had run all the way up the neck and was now on the main body. The neck I cut was singed and burnt from using the flame side.

I raised the blade and thrust it down into the Hydra’s back and twisted it. The 3 heads left screeched in pain. Ice was spreading from where I had thrust the blade. The eyes of it melted and burst out in flames.

I jumped off the Hydra knowing it was truly dead. “Well that was easier than before I'm starting to think your growing soft Discord. This fight is getting boring and I haven't even needed to resort to my magic yet.”

My magic pool was huge but even now it was overflowing from not having used it in quite awhile. “How about you do us all a big favour and just give up Disco- AAAAARRRRGH!” Discord used the distraction to cut along my back. His claw and talon went right through my armour and created a lattice cross on my back, blood slowing leaving the wound.

Discord chuckled walking in front of me. “My my it seems my constant watching of you has proved useful. As seen from my hidden monstrosities I have learned that you weakest points are your back and that you stupidly never look up.”

“Buck you Discord.”

“Oh such vulgar language. Do you mind keeping that down for the viewers watching this?”

“W- what?”

“Don't you know I've broadcasted our entire little endeavor to the castle of the two sisters. Say hi to the folks at home would ya? This might be the last time they see you.” He said grabbing my sword.

I looked up to the castle and saw a huge screen flying over the castle. Tears began to stain my cheeks as they fell down my face. “You bastard. Why do you do this? For your own twisted pleasure?” I focused my thoughts on Luna and Celestia. “To brake my marefriends, to destroy their hearts?”

“Oh very good guesses and yes those last two are correct.”

“Then your gonna kill me with the weapon they made for me? Heh nice ironic touch.” I quipped.

“Nah I'm gonna keep this as a trophy, I'm gonna kill you the most painful way possible so your marefriends get an earful of your screams of pain.” He said pulling at my hair.

“You will be stopped Discord.”

“Oh and by who? By you? I don't think so. Now say goodbye Stone Tomb.” He raised his paw and blasted a huge beam of chaotic magic at me. Luckily I teleported last second but left my armour behind as to make him think he killed me.

I teleported to the castle and into mine and my marefriends room. They gasped when they saw me and rushed to me to embrace me. I happily returned the hug. Then Luna slapped me with her hoof. “Never do that to us again Stone! Ye scared us half to death!”

I chuckled rubbing the spot where she hit. “Sorry but I had to make it look as real as possible so he didn't expect anything. Sorry about the armour it was really good. But enough chit chat we need to hit him when he thinks he's all high and mighty. Does Starswirl now where they are?”

~Flashback end~

I opened my eyes to see familiar ponies looking down at me. I sat up and rubbed my head with my eyes closed. “Ugh how long was I out?”

“You kept tossing, turning, and muttering names like Starswirl and ours.” Said Celestia her features looking at me worriedly.

“Welcome back from the dead Stone Tomb.” I heard Discord-

I got up swirled around and punched Discord right in the face. “Fuck you Discord! You tried to fucking kill me you asshole!” I punched him with every word I said. I punched him until he fell on his back then I knelt on his stomach and made to punch him again.

But this time I was stopped with Celestia's and Luna’s magic encasing me and stopping me from moving. I struggled against it but I was lifted off the Chimera. “What are you two doing! He needs to be exiled from Equestria! He needs to pay for what he did to me and you!”

“Stone stop! He's been reformed! Please stop this!” Hearing Celestia's fearful voice I stopped struggling and looked to her. I saw fear and worry in her eyes… fear from me? I went still and just looked at her.

I looked around at the other ponies and saw just pure fear come from them. I looked down at my hands realising what I did. I collapsed to my knees and cried into my hands. I felt their magic release me as I was set on the ground gently.

Next I felt Tia and Luna begin to hug me from both sides. “Shh it's alright Stone we're here for you.” I soon felt their wings join the embrace while they rubbed my back with their hooves.

“I- I‘m sorry, I‘m sorry.” Was all I said through my pitiful sobs. They nuzzled the side of my face while I cried. I don't know how long we've been like that but when I stopped I looked at Celestia then at Luna then back at the ground.

“I'm sorry’ that memory was of me battling Discord. I got cocky and he hit me from behind or I let him? I don't know. Then I kept talking about somepony named ‘Starswirl’. I was in battle armour and had an enchanted sword. Then it ended with me faking my death and asking if Starswirl found the ‘elements’.”

“Stone that was a memory from when you first confronted Discord.”

“It's… confusing… I said I had magic but I only used teleportation. And that was to escape Discord's magic attack that would have killed me. All my memories are blending in. I can't really tell what's my memories or what's not.”

“Then when I saw Discord I… don't know I attacked him but I didn't mean to… if that makes any sense.” I said finishing my rant.

“It's alright we're here to help you.” Celestia comforted kissing me on the cheek.

“Yes we will do our best to help you fit in Stone.” Luna said kissing me on the other cheek.

I looked at them and hugged them both whispering. “Thank you.” I let them go and stood up. I looked at Discord and saw him rubbing his nose. I went over to him and I saw him tense up. I stopped within arms length of him. I stood there for a second until I raised my arm up for a handshake.

He closed his eyes and raised his arms as if to block a hit but when one didn't come he lowered his arms and opened his eyes. “Hey how about we start over. Hi I'm Stone sorry about punching you earlier I… wasn't myself. What's your name?”

He stood still then reached out his claw and gripped my hand. “Umm hi my name’s Discord.”

“Nice to meet you Discord or is it re-meet? You know what, doesn't matter sorry about earlier and like I said I wasn't myself. I hope we can become good friends cause you don't seem that bad of a guy.” I said finishing the hand shake.

“Uh yeah me too. About the friends thing that is.” I nodded and walked back over to Celestia and Luna. What I didn't see was him lean down and say to Fluttershy.

“Fluttershy can you please explain what happened down in that cave.”

“Okay but later… if that's okay with you that is.”

“So what now?” I ask Celestia.

“Well you might want to ask Pinkie that.”

“Umm okay? Pinkie what are we gonna do now.”

“We're gonna PARTY!”

“Party? But that will probably take days to prepare an entire town for a party.”

“Nope I'm the ultimate party planner of Ponyville. Just wait a few hours and we can get this party started.”

“Umm alright but if I can make a suggestion.”

“Yeah what is it Stony?”

“Can we have the party at sunset? It's my favorite time of day. The colors in which the sky turns when you're on the beach. Man that was the best. The sun comes right off the water. The smooth crashing of the waves. Can't get any better than that.”

“Alright Stony.” With that she sped off to prepare a party. Of what kind I don't know.

“Well now that's taken care of I guess. If I'm gonna live here I think a tour would be a good way to show me where everything is.” I suggest.

“That's a good idea Stone but you're gonna be living in the castle with us.” Said Celestia.

“Hold up, castle? Where is it?”

“It is up on mount Canterlot.” Luna pointed to a mountain behind me. I turn around and see a mountain with a city attached to the ledge.

“Huh… well that's… cool. But isn't that kinda unstable?” I ask.

“Neigh it is perfectly structurally safe.” Luna said.

“If you say so but can I live down here for the first few weeks so I can get used to all of… this.” I said gesturing to everything around me.

“Of course Stone.” Celestia said. “But we are gonna assign guards to protect you alright? Some ponies might not be too agreeable to you being our coltfriend.”

“Okay I'm alright with that. But where will I live? And no I don't want you forcing anypony to take me in.” I said with a stern tone at the last part.

“You can live at my place Stone. And not only that you can teach me about the what the past was like.” Said Twilight. I was about to say something when I was tackled by a mint green unicorn. Who instantly grabbed my hand and started looking at it with wonder.

“See Bon Bon it's a human! A real human! And everypony called me crazy.” Said the minty unicorn.

“Lyra get off of him he's the princess’s coltfriend! You practically tackled the prince of Equestria!” Said a beige mare with a pink and dark blue mane that ended in a swirl. Her eyes were a light cyan color.

The mare that must be named Lyra was a mint green unicorn with a white stripe going through her mane. The rest of her mane was a darker shade of the mint green her fur was. Her eyes were a beautiful golden amber in color.

Lyra got off but never let go of my hand. “And his hand Lyra.”

“But Bon Bon it's a human! A real human! Look at these hands, look at the fingers. I knew they existed but nopony payed attention to me.” Lyra said back to Bon Bon.

“Umm not to be rude or anything but can you please release my hand.” I said to the minty mare.

“*Gasp!* You can talk! Bon Bon he can talk! Mr. Human what was Earth like!? What did human woman look like!?” She said a gleam in her eye.

“Okay umm Lyra was it? I will answer your questions when you let go of my hand and I find a place to live here.”

“You can live with me and Bon Bon in our house.”

“What!? Lyra we can't just bring him to our home like he's some kind of animal, no offense Mr. Stone. Lyra has always said humans exist but nopony believed her so this is pretty much the highlight of her life.”

“It's fine… Bon Bon was it? If Lyra is offering then I might as well at least give her a chance. It might also give me a chance to meet some ponies. So lead the way Bon Bon.”

She probably wasn't expecting my response but lead the to her and Lyra’s house. When we got there Bon Bon opened the door and allowed me to go in first.

I went inside after ducking down first. Luckily I was able to stand up inside. It was a simple house. The living room consisted of a couch, a coffee table, a bookshelf filled with books. The kitchen had everything you would find in a normal kitchen except a dishwasher.

I said I would stay here with Lyra and Bon Bon if they would like that. Lyra was ecstatic and Bon Bon was happy that Lyra was so happy. They slept in different rooms so I said I would sleep on the couch. “No you can sleep in my bed.” Lyra offered.

“No I'm perfectly fine sleeping on the couch, you sleep in your own bed.”

“No you are our guest you're sleeping in my bed.”

“Fine but you're sleeping in there with me.” This made her blush furiously.

“Bu- b- w- wh- b- why!?” Lyra spluttered out.

“That way neither of us has to sleep on a couch. That and you ponies are very soft.” I said nonchalantly. She stammered a response but I didn't pay attention.

“Okay now I need a job and I don't think you ponies have forklifts yet do you?” I asked Celestia who responded with.

“What's a fork-lift?”

“Never mind. But now I'll need to find a new job.”

“What about a masseur?” Luna asked. We all looked in her direction confused.

“Umm not that I don't like the option but why?”

“You used to massage us when we had a stressful day of listening to nobles. Your fingers felt sooo~ good~ on our backs.” Luna said with a small blush thinking back.

“Well I don't know one thing about massaging a person much less a pony.”

“That's fine Stone darling I know two ponies who would love to teach you.” Rarity said.

“Then let's go meet them.” I said stepping toward the door only to have my head meet the door frame. “Ow.” I said rubbing my face. “I don't suppose you guys know a spell that can enlarge a room or something.”

“Nope sorry.” Celestia said.

“It's fine I suppose, just need to remember to lower my head when going in and out of rooms or buildings.” I said crouching out the door.

Author's Note

Well looks like Stone Tomb is going job hunting.

Discord might hold a grudge against Stone for a while.

Hello everyone and welcome to the new chap of the Peacekeeper. Yes I know 'Stone Tomb' isn't all that original.

I will be putting the Equestrian Star Warrior on Hiatus for a while until I have an idea for it.

The Pony of Chaos will have a bit of a delay on it's next chap.

The next chap for this varies.

Getting a Job

Our small group were walking to the spa and Rarity was leading us. I got an idea and tapped Rarity on the shoulder. She looked up at me and asked. “Yes Stone?”

“Rarity can I ask a favor of you real quick?”

“Sure Stone what is it?”

“I need you to make me a casual but fancy suit. All I need are a pair of pants and a nice shirt.” I whispered to her making sure Celestia and Luna didn't hear. I looked back and they had a questioning look. I waved back and they faked smiled.

She saw what I was trying to do and nodded but she now had a knowing smile on her face. “Oh I see what your trying to do and do not fear I will do as you ask but how shall we do this I still need your measurements.”

“Hmm good point. Alright got an idea but if this is gonna work we're going to have to get Celestia and Luna away from me so I can do it.” She nodded in understanding and focused back on walking forward.

We got to the spa in a few minutes after mine and Rarity’s private conversation. When we got in there were two ponies that were most likely twins. One was blue with a pink mane and the other was the exact opposite.

When they saw us they stopped what they were doing and bowed down to the rulers. Celestia and Luna rolled their eyes and Celestia said. “Rise my little ponies we are just here to get Stone a job and we thought it would be a good choice to have him learn to be a masseur.”

They stood up from their bow with wide eyes looking at me. They then looked to each other most likely trying to figure out if they heard Celestia right.

“Look if you two feel uncomfortable with having me around then I can go find another job.” I said walking to the door.

“Wait!” Said one of them with a heavy French accent causing me to stop. The pink coated one stepped in front of me. “We are sorry if our silence disheartened you we were just not expecting the Princesses to make such a request.”

“So you're gonna give me a chance?” I said with a raised eyebrow. She nodded rapidly signalling that I was correct. “Thanks Ms. Umm what's your name?”

“My name is Aloe and over there is my sister Lotus.”

“... I swear you ponies have the weirdest names. The only semi normal names are Luna and Lyra.” I said earning a giggle from the former of the two.

“Before you treat any patients we will need to see what you can do. You will do what you know on my sister Lotus. Now if you will follow us we will begin.” Aloe said moving into a room with multiple massage tables.

Lotus jumped onto the table and laid down. I put my hands on her shoulders and began to rub up and down her front legs. I then moved to her back and began to press softly into some places. Then I moved my hands to behind her ears and began to scratch.

Her reaction was almost instant. She began to purr and rub her head all over my hands till one of my hands were under her chin and the other was scratching her cheek. She moaned but not overly so.

I looked to Aloe and her jaw was agape. “H- How are you doing that!?” She asked in wonder.

“I think it has to do with my hands cause from what I've seen nothing here has appendages like mine.” I said holding up one of my hands. But the problem was it was the one scratching Lotus’s chin. She began to whine her displeasure.

“Nooo don't stoooooop. It feels soooo good.” This shocked Aloe, Fluttershy, and Rarity cause they never heard Lotus whine like a child not getting their way. I stopped completely but Lotus began to rub her head all over my hand trying to be pet again. It was honestly adorable but a little pitiful.

I took my hand away then flicked her nose. She reacted as expected and reared her head away from my hand and moving her nose side to side trying to shake her displeasure away. “Ow!” She yelped when I flicked her. “Why in Tartarus did you do that!?”

“You were becoming pretty pitiful and you were whining like a child.” I said bluntly. She looked shocked from this but then it was as if her memories from me petting her came back and she smiled sheepishly while chuckling and rubbing the back of her neck.

“I am terribly sorry about that I don't know what came over me. It was terribly unprofessional of me.” She said an embarrassed blush on her cheeks.

“It's alright just please never do that again, it was kinda weirding me out.” I said with a straight face. Unluckily or Luckily Celestia caught on to this.

“You sound like you've been through weirder.” Celestia said with a smirk.

“Well…”

~Flashback~

~Earth~

It was an average middle school day. Letting bullies pick on me, Checking a book in the library when I have the time to do so, But now it was my favorite time of the school day other than math and the end of the day. Lunch!

I was sitting down eating a peanut butter and Marshmallow fluff Sandwich. I was reading a book called Eragon when my ears randomly took in the words of the outside world. It was girls. And by the sounds of it a large group of them.

I tune into the conversation and this is what I heard or at least a rough summary of it. “So what's your bra size?”

“It's a B-cup but soon I think I will need to upgrade to a C-cup.”

“What about you panty size?”

To say I was weirded out was an understatement. I look up from my book and see they were all around me and some of them had small breasts while some had at least the size of a grapefruit. I was a 12 year old white guy surrounded by busty black woman.

From the looks of it they were in the 8th grade. So a 6th grader like me that didn't even know the most sexual of jokes unless it stepped on my crotch did what any innocently minded guy would do.

“Umm you do know that I'm sitting right here right?” I said making myself presence known. They all looked at me and this is what one of them said.

“This is a A and B conversation so C your way out of it.” Yeah she did that lame joke.

“Well sorry that I'm a guy.” I said under my breath.

~Back to Now~

~Equestria~

“... Let's just say I heard a conversation that I probably shouldn't have.” They looked at me confused until Rarity caught on.

“*Gasp!* They actually talked about that in front of you!” She said with a blush on her white fur.

“Well No… Yes but if you're thinking about bed stuff then you're not thinking about the right thing. They were talking about… private garments.” I tried to use as many large words as possible so Spike could keep his hearing innocent.

(Spike joined them when they past by the Library on the way to the spa.)

“They didn't talk about that then wha-” Now she caught on with an even bigger blush on her face. “My word! That's so barbaric! How old were you when they were talking about this?”

“I was 12 years old so I didn't see what they were really talking about but now I do and I gotta say I'm not ashamed for me accidentally picking up on their conversation. Besides they were kinda hot. But not the girl for me.” I said nonchalantly.

Celestia and Luna let loose a breath that apparently they didn't know they were holding in. Then I remembered something from Earth, my favourite dessert. “Hey Celestia, Luna can I ask you a quick favor?”

“Sure Stone what is it?” Celestia asked.

“Can you go tell Pinkie that I have a favourite dessert that I would like her to make.”

“Pray tell what is this dessert?” Luna asked.

“Pumpkin spice cake with cream cheese frosting on the top and only on the top. None on the sides.”

“Hmm… Quite interesting, I don't think I have tried that kind of cake before.” Celestia said putting a hoof to her chin.

“Although I prefer Ice cream or cookies that does sound good.” Luna admitted.

“Well then if you want to try it can you please go tell Pinkie please.”

“Sure we will be right back.” Celestia said walking out of the spa with Luna by her side. When I made sure they were gone I told Rarity.

“Alright Rarity lets get to your shop quick. I want the surprise ready for the party.” They others looked confused while Rarity nodded her head. She lit her horn and teleported all of us to her Boutique.

She looked a little tired but still went to work. “Alright Darling I need you to strip yourself of your shirt and pants.” I nodded knowing this was going to happen from some movies I've seen before.

I slipped off my Tee-shirt then took off my long sleeve shirt and undid my belt. Pulling that off I pulled down my pants so I was just standing in my black boxers. I put my Tee-shirt back on and gave the shirt and pants to Rarity who took it in magic and floated it over to a table.

“Alright Darling off with the rest.” This I did not expect.

“Umm sorry but I can't.”

“Why ever not?”

“I know the average anatomy of horses and ponies back from Earth. So I also know that mares have longer tails to hide their mare hoods and stallions have sheaths for their ‘precious parts’. While human do have those parts, we however don't have a sheath to hide it.” I could hear something behind me that sounded like something scratching on something.

I turned around and saw Twilight writing on some parchment with a quill. ‘Did she write down everything I said? Creepy, but you gotta admire her dedication to learning.’ I thought.

“Well if I gotta strip to nude then can we at least be somewhere so not everypony will see.”

‘Again with the ‘everypony’ what's wrong with me?’

“Sure Stone let's go over to the fitting room and then I can take your measurements in private.” Rarity said leading me to a side room.

“Twilight I'm sure you won't stop asking me to look at my body later so you come along too.” I said not looking at her. I swear I heard a squeaky toy get squeaked somewhere. When we got to the door I held it open for Rarity and Twilight.

“Ladies first.”

“My, my, I can see why the princesses have took a liking to you in the past darling, you are a good gentle… umm. What do you call it?”

“Gentlemen the term you're looking for is Gentlemen.”

“Right, Gentlemen.”

“Well let's get this over with quick. I don't know how long it'll take them to find Pinkie or how long it will take for them to find me.”

“Of course darling. It really is nice of you to try and dress up for them. Although I don't think that everypony will be happy about this shocking news.”

“Let me guess, you had some bad experience with some noble or royalty?”

Rarity sighs while I step out of my boxers leaving myself exposed. She levitates a measuring tape over to me and starts to take my measurements. “Truth be told yes. It was at last year's Grand Galloping Gala. I thought that at the Gala I would meet my prince charming. But instead I met the Prince of Selfishness.”

“His name was Prince Blueblood and he's Princess Celestia’s and Luna’s Nephew.”

“Let me guess again, he complained about every little thing that didn't go his way like a 2 year old.”

“That is an understatement Darling. He was so brutish that it made me think the diamond dogs that kidnapped me were gentlecolts.”

“Ima gonna take that as an insult to this ‘Blueblood’ character.”

“Please, I wish he never got that title of Prince. He doesn't deserve it.”

“I don't know what happened exactly but I'll make sure that he is served a freezing cold dish of revenge.”

“Thank you darling. Alright all done.”

“Wow that was fast.”

“Being a fashionista is what I live for darling. Although I am curious as to how you and the princesses first met.”

“Can't ask me, remember. No memory.”

“Yes I do know this darling but I am still curious, aren't you?”

“That is true but I want to adjust to living in this… new point of view.” I say putting back on my boxers and Tee-shirt. While it was true I was curious, I however couldn't seem to bring myself to care too much about it.

We walk back out to see Spike asking Rainbow about me.

“So what is he? And why are Celestia and Luna acting different.” Spike asked.

“Well I can answer both of those but I'm a bit skeptical on one of them.” I say causing him to jump slightly.

“Ah! Oh uh. Sorry.”

“It's fine little dude. But next time don't talk behind others back. It's a quick way to lose somepony's trust.” He looks down a little in shame.

‘AGH! AGAIN WITH THE SOMEPONY!’ I yelled in my thoughts. “But to your questions, my name is Stone Tomb but I prefer to be called Tony. I am a human from Earth… at least I think so. I don't really know because apparently I lived on this planet loooong ago, before… Discord was it? Yeah before Discord went on a chaotic rampage or something back then.

“And from what memories that I have gained while I have been here, I was friends with a pony by the name of… Tar Wirl? No no no it was umm…” I think snapping my fingers trying to remember. “Star Swirl! Yeah that's it. He found that tree thing with the elements and I had to go fight Discord so he would get a big head and think nothing could stop him.

“He almost killed me but I somehow had magic and used it to teleport away to Celestia’s personal bedroom at the time. Celestia and Luna were both there and I asked if Star Swirl found the elements and they said yes. Don't remember what happened after that but there is some memory I got while we were still at the tree.

“I remember Celestia and Luna crying. They couldn't remove the elements without the tree dying. Somepony… someone had to replace themselves with the elements. I was the only one with enough magic to do it. I said goodbye and they took the elements.

“Other than that nothing.” I finished. Spike looked up at me with his draconic eyes wide in surprise.

“Wow. You actually fought Discord?”

“I lost control earlier today and started to beat the guy in the face repeatedly with no reason at all. Yeah, I don't think so. Anyway what about you?”

“Me?” He asked.

“Yeah, what's your backstory?”

“Well I was an egg when Twilight hatched me-”

“Wow wow wow back-up! Twilight hatched you! So that's means she's your Mom! Not biologically but adoptively but still she is technically your mom.” The room then became uneasily quiet. I heard the dropping of Twilight’s quill and parchment.

I looked back at the purple Alicorn and her eyes were wide and her pupils shrunk with realization.

“M-Mom?” Spike asked nopony in particular. He was looking down at the floor and he was shaking a bit. I think I saw a tear run down to the tip of his nose.

Twilight wasn't any better. She was looking down in what I think is shame for not realizing what I said sooner. Everypony was looking back and forth between the two waiting to see who would move next.

Spike started to walk towards Twilight his head still down. When he was right in front of Twilight he stopped. Twilight looked up at him her fur was matted from tears and her eyes were puffy and red.

“S-Spike?” Spike looked up at Twilight. Spike then proceed to hug Twilight. Twilight wrapped her front hooves around Spike and sat down returning the hug. They stayed like that for a while and when I looked around even some of the others were crying.

‘Really? Wow you guys are a bunch of softies. It is touching but they been together since Spike was born so if anything Twilight is at fault for being obsessed with her studies. Spike never got the childhood he deserved… wait he's still considered a baby dragon right? So I guess he still got some childhood to go. Lucky.’

While everypony was distracted I went outside to wait for them to finish. I sat down on a nearby bench that was incredibly short so it was like sitting on a squat toilet at school. ‘Curse whoever made them toilets of hell.’

I decided to listen to some music so I pulled out my IPod and earbuds. Putting the buds in my ears and the jack in the IPod I turned on Bad Girlfriend from Theory of a Deadman.

Bad Girlfriend from Theory of a Deadman.

I couldn't help but tap my foot to the beat and move my head up and down to the beat. Soon enough I was singing the song loud and clear. Unknown to me there was a lot of ponies behind me.

“My girlfriend’s a dick magnet, my girlfriend’s gotta have it.”

“She's hot, can't stop, up on stage doin’ shots.”

“Tip the man, he'll ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.”

“Dirty girl, gettin’ down, Dance with guys from out of town, grab her ass, actin’ tough, mess with her she'll fuck you up.”

“No really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin’ back to my place tonight.” I didn't know it but the girls and Spike have come out of the boutique and were listening to me singing along with half the town.

“She likes to shake her ass, She grinds it to the beat, She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth.”

“I like to strip her down, she's naughty til the end, know what she is, no doubt about it, she's a bad, bad girlfriend.” I then wait for the mini guitar solo to end before continuing.

“Red thong, party’s on, I love this song, sing along, come together leave alone, see you later back at home.”

“No really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's comin’ back to my place tonight.”

“I say no one really knows, just how far she's gonna go, but I'm gonna find out later tonight.”

“She likes to shake her ass, She grinds it to the beat, She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth.” It was around this time that Celestia and Luna showed up but I still didn't notice too entranced by the song.

“I like to strip her down, she's naughty til the end, know what she is, no doubt about it, she's a bad, bad girlfriend.”

“Doesn't take her long to make things right.”

“But does it make her wrong to have the time of her liiiiife? Time of her liiiiife.”

I sing the next part a little quieter. “(My girlfriend's a dick magnet, My girlfriend's gotta have it.)” I then waited out the guitar solo before singing again.

“She’s a gold digger, now you figure out it's over, pull the trigger, future finished, there it went, savings gone, the money spent, I look around and all I see is no good, bad, or ugly, man she's hot and fixed to be the future ex-miss Collonny.”

“She likes to shake her ass, She grinds it to the beat, She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth.” I then wait for the second mini guitar solo to finish.

“She's a bad, bad girlfriend.”

“She's a bad, bad girlfriend.” I then stop singing and let the song finish.

“Man I love this song.” I look back at the boutique and see a sea of blushing ponies.

‘...Today's gonna be one of those days isn't it?’

“Umm did all of you hear that?” They nod.

‘Well shit I think I broke them.’

“Look that was just one of the songs from where I'm from.” This seemed to only brake Twilight out of her trance cause she then started to write that down. I slowly backed away from the probably slightly aroused crowd toward a building that looked like a gingerbread house that would have impressed even those sweets cook guys on Tv.

‘Well this is just great now they all think I'm a perv.’ I thought walking into the building. Hearing a little bell ring when I went inside alerted the employees of the building.

“Welcome to SugarCube Corn- Oh! Hello Mr. Stone how may we help you?” Said a blue mare with a deep pink mane like cupcake icing. She looked to be a little bit on the chubby side but that's to be expected when you work in a sweets place.

“Hello Ms..?” I waited for her to finish for me.

“My name is Mrs. Cake. Mr. Stone.”

“Hmm nice name and kinda fitting with that mane of yours.” She blushed a bit.

“Oh, why thank you.” She said trying to hide her blush. “Would you like to buy something?”

“Sorry can't, don't have any of your guy’s type of cash.”

“Oh that's alright sweetie first one's on the house.” She said cheerfully.

‘Wow really? These ponies are way too damn nice.’ I thought. “I couldn't do that you have a business to run. You do own this bakery correct?”

“Kinda. Me and my husband own this bakery as it doubles as our home. We have a filly and colt that is asleep right now so I can work a little before they get up.”

“Impressive. Wait where is your husband?”

“He's on a business trip outside of Ponyville right now. He should be back in a few days.”

“Hmm well I'm looking for a job and I think I got a part time job at the spa so would it be okay that I get a second part time job here?”

“Why would you need to work? Don't you live with the princesses?”

“Yes and No. Yes, I will live with the princesses but that will be after I spend a few weeks in this town. You know adjusting. But while I'm bunking with Lyra and Bon Bon I want to get a job to help pay rent. Even though Celestia could happily pay the rent. I'm no freeloader. I don't allow others to do stuff for me for free. And if they do, I pay them back one way or another.”

“Hmm I can see why the princesses liked you. You sound like any mares dream stallion.” That actually made me blush a bit.

“Thanks but in all truth I'm not looking for a relationship even with the princesses… at least right now that is I still need to adjust to all of… this.” I said gesturing to everything around me. “And what's worse is that I was this great warrior before I came back here.”

“Came back? From where?”

“From… inside… that crystal tree?”

“THE TREE OF HARMONY! You came from inside the Tree of Harmony!?”

“Well kinda, more like over a thousand years ago I sacrificed myself so the princesses could take the elements out of the tree so they could use them on Discord.”

“Wow. Did you know the elements didn't defeat just Discord?”

“Really? Who else?”

“From what I recall it was only used on Discord and Nightmare moon over a thousand years ago and more recently.”

“Nightmare moon?”

“You really have been gone for a long time huh? Well long ago when Princess Celestia raised the sun and Princess Luna the moon. Everypony worshipped Celestia and played outside in her sun while they hid inside at night away from Luna's starry night sky.

“Luna became jealous of Celestia and turned into Nightmare Moon then tried to make night time eternal-”

“Wow wow wow wait a second there. Did you say night time forever!? Holy shit! She went fucking multi-Genocidal!”

“Multi-Genocidal?”

“Yes! Listen, No day or night cycle means no trees, No trees then goes to them not producing any Oxygen or air, no air means, well, you fill in the rest.” She pondered what I said for a few moments then her eyes went wide and her face went paler than Celestia's fur.

“She could have killed us all. And just by stopping the Moon.”

“Exactly. And if the 'no air' didn't kill you then the tide or the freezing temperatures would.” Her face got some how paler then what is was before.

“And the opposite for the sun. While the trees would get sunlight the cycle of day and night is still needed. The trees would receive too much sunlight and shrivel up and die. So no air again. The heat would burn anything after a while. Soon enough no water.”

“Oh my Celestia. If anything happened to either princess.”

“The world would end, correct.”

“But Celestia raised the sun and moon for a thousand years.”

“And do you think she could that forever? Raising the sun must be pretty taxing. But the sun and moon? And if what you say about Nightmare coming back is true and Celestia wasn't around, then Nightmare must have banished her to the sun. Easily at that. Celestia must have been too weak to fight back and gave in.”

Mrs. Cake was left speechless at that. ‘She would be. Hearing that her ruler gave in because she was weak. I would be speechless too.’

“But what about now?”

“Now? I don't know. Celestia has been lifting the sun and moon so now. The sun would be nothing for her. Imagine lifting weights. She was lifting the biggest set of barbells known to pony kind for a thousand years. Take some of that weight off. Those weights are nothing now.”

“And Luna?”

“Hmm she is an unknown factor. They have been raising the sun and moon even before a thousand years ago. Over time they would become accustomed to the weight they are able to hold. Celestia was going over the weight she is able to hold. And for a thousand years at that.”

“I never thought of it like that.”

“Because, no offense, you guys are too naive to look at the smaller picture. All you ponies see is what is in front of you. You never look for the smaller things that, later on, could become too big a problem to handle.”

“I guess... you're right. Wow I feel like an idiot now.” Mrs.Cake said becoming depressed.

‘Shit. Sad ponies. I don't like them.’ I reached my hand over the counter and put it on her wither. “Look I didn't mean to bring this all on you at once but it's the truth and the truth hurts sometimes. Especially when you've been lied too for most of your life.

“But here's the difference between us humans and you ponies. You can change all of that. Evolve. Become better than what you are now. Human's believed we were on top and in a way we were. Even though we had no magic we had something else. Technology.

“I can't explain all of it but I can show you what I mean.” I said pulling out my phone. “This is a cell phone. It can take pictures, record video, play games, and more.”

“But it's so small how can it do all of that?”

“Microchips. Little boards that have even tinier components all over it. Here I'll show you.” I said turning on my phone and bringing up my gallery. I pulled up a picture of a forklifts Microchip and showed it to her.

“This is a Microchip for a machine called a forklift.” I said pulling up a photo of a forklift. “This is a forklift. A forklift is a powered industrial truck used to lift and move materials over short distances. One forklift can carry 4,000 pounds at a 24 inches load center, but only 2,666 pounds at a 36 inches load center.”

“Wow that's a lot and it's all done by machine?”

“Close but no, a human climbs into the forklift and controls it from the operator cab. There is a bunch of buttons and levers to use and it takes a long time to learn what they all do. I was actually a mechanic for these forklifts.”

“A mechanic? What's that?” I chuckle a little before continuing.

“A mechanic is the one that fixes the machine when it breaks or there is something wrong. But they are usually accustomed to one type of machine. Like I am with forklifts.”

“Wow your race sounds so advanced.”

“Yeah but we're incredibly stupid.”

“Why? You seem pretty smart.”

“Okay so most humans are stupid. The reason for that is, is that we start wars for stupid reasons. If one bunch of people believes in something and one another it can escalate to them killing each other over it. And you know what the worst part is?”

“No but I don't think I want to.”

“History is written by the victors. Not the killing of innocents, not the killing of soldiers, no it's that history is written by the victors.” Now she is confused.

“How is that the worst part?”

“The victors can twist history so they make it out that they were just in there actions and the other side was completely wrong or evil. When behind the scenes that is all wrong. Did anything happen recently where something attack here or another city?”

“Well there was the attack on Canterlot from Queen Chrysalis. She and her changeling army attacked Canterlot because they wanted to harvest us for our love.”

“Right there! That's it!”

“Huh, how?”

“Easy, they attacked because they were starving.”

“Starving!?”

“Yes, you said they freed on love correct? They attacked to feed on that love because they had no choice, you wouldn't give it willingly and you can only keep a hungry man at bay for so long before he decides to do something drastic. You driven that man to madness from not eating, he found an opening to attack and he took it or should I say she?”

“Oh… so it is our own fault.” Said a voice behind me. I whipped around to find Celestia looking guilty as well as Luna and the others with Spike. “I never thought that we were the one's that drove them to attack us. But now I do.”

“Sister what are we going to do? We banished Chrysalis to the Badlands. How are we going to fix this?” I thought a bit about what she said and came up with a crazy idea.

“Send me.”

“What!?”

“Send me. If what you say is true then she will never expect that I came to help her. She doesn't trust you guys but if she were to meet me then she would never know.”

“No! It's too risky! You are not going and that's final!” Roared Celestia.

“Celestia, think about it, who will willingly go after a thought to be villain? Who would want to travel to these ‘Badlands’? Who are you going to send that she could potentially trust? Yourself!? Luna!? Twilight!? Another Princess!? Your head of the guard!? Who Celestia, who!?”

She looked surprised at my outburst as well as everypony there. I was fuming mad at her. She knew I was right but still didn't want me to go. “Think about this ‘Tia’ if you don't send someone soon she's gonna come back and next time it may not be just for food.”

Her eyes widened when she heard what I said. “B-But you just came back to us. Wh-What if sh-she attacks you? Please! Don't go!” Tears were coming down her face now. I was shocked.

‘She's scared… of losing me. Do I really mean that much too her? She would risk everyone's lives just for me? Wow she really does- did love me.’

I was knocked out of my thoughts when I felt something wrap around me. I looked down to see Celestia had her hooves wrapped around my waist and she was looking up at me with tear filled eyes.

“Please don't go, I love you, I don't want to see anything happen to you! I've been alone for a thousand years Stone! With your sacrifice and Luna's banishment! I was alone Stone! I've had nopony to call a friend during that time! I've only recently got Luna back and I just got you back today! And now you're just gonna up and leave me and Luna just like that!? Please! Stay with me! I can't lose you again!”

She yelled falling to the floor sobbing and hiccupping. “Not again.” She said a bit quieter. Now I kinda fell like a dick for making her cry and not being the one she and Luna fell in love with. I knelt down and gently pulled her chin up so we were making eye contact.

“I'm sorry Princess. I'm not the man you fell in love with. I may look like him, I may sound like him, but my mind and his are completely different. I'm sorry I truly am. You seem like a fantastic mare and Luna as well. Any stallion would be lucky to just to be close to you.

“I'm sure the man you fell in love with was extremely lucky to have fallen in love with you and your sister. But you must know that I am not that man. I'm sorry Princess I really am.” The look on her and Luna's face made my heart shatter cause I knew that was the face of a broken heart.

What I didn't see was the hoof slapping me across my cheek. Then Celestia yell at me. “Don't you ever call me Princess! Not Now, Not Ever! You are the man I fell in love with, you are the man my sister fell in love with, you are Stone Tomb! Don't you ever say that you aren't!” I was so surprised by this outburst that I didn't realise she had tackled me to the floor and holding down all my limbs with her hoofs which really hurt.

I heard Luna yell. “Sister! What are you doing! We promised we would let his memories come back on their own!”

“I don't care Luna! I want him back! I Need him back!” With that her horned glowed a bright golden hue and she smacked it to my forehead.

Author's Note

Well shit, it looks like Celestia went bat-shit crazy. And yes Chrysalis will be in this story as well but will she be a villain or turn to the good side? Depends on what happens next.

MPD

I saw… Blackness. Endless Blackness. I tried to look around but there was nothing but blackness. I last remember being pinned down then Celestia slamming her horn to my forehead. But I felt no pain. ‘Why don't I feel anything?’

‘Because your in your mindscape right now.’

“Gah! What the fuck!? Who said that!? Who are you!?”

‘Relax Tony, I'm you.’

“How the hell can you be me, only I'm me.” I heard the voice chuckle a little but then I concentrated on it and found that it had my exact same voice.

‘Let me rephrase that, I'm the past you.’

“Past me? Wait a minute. Stone Tomb!? How are you in my head!? Get out!”

‘No can do Tony because now we're gonna have to share this body.’

“Share? Share!? This is my body!”

‘Yeah it is but it's also mine since this was the body I had when I first came to Equestria.’

“When you first came?”

‘Yes unlike you I came to Equestria from an actual Earth. One that had Equestria as a show for younger crowds. It was called My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I was a Brony before I came to Equestria. I know all about Celestia and Luna and I knew about Nightmare Moon and future villains.’

“Wow wow wow wow WOW! I'm gonna stop you right there. I came from Earth or this is Earth just millions of years in the future. I had my own life, my own job, I had a family… Kinda.” He chuckled a bit more before saying.

‘No you didn't. You see while I was in the Tree, Faust decided to try and give me a second try in life but she de-aged me too far and turned me into a baby. Which instead of giving me a second chance. The body gave way to you. A new mind. A new person with their own personality. But I still stayed, just pushed to the side and chained to a dark corner. But thanks to Celly I'm free again.’

“So everything I know is a lie?”

‘Not quite, but close to yes. Though I do see something… Special, about you. You have a magic that's more powerful than mine. And my magic is stronger than Celly’s and Luna’s magic combined. You have Harmony magic. Very powerful but can only be used on beings that threaten the peace of Equestria.

‘Not even my magic could hope to fight yours. Though therein lies the problem. Our magic is connected to our soul. We have two different souls. But we are still one body. Your magic and mine are now fighting like they are diseases to each other. They will not cooperate unless you allow me to share this body.’

“What happens if I don't?”

‘This body will create a huge explosion of magical energy. Destroying everything for miles. But magic will be abundant here. A ponies magic will double when they step inside the fallout zone. Too much for their body to handle. They soon die from magic overload. Only Alicorns would be able to live inside the fallout zone.’

“Okay, Magic Nuke is bad.”

‘No dip Sherlock.’

“Come on, give me a break. I mean we are a literal walking Nuke here.”

‘True, true, but that is only if you are willing to share this body.’

“Doesn't really seem I have a choice. Alright you can stay, but how will this work? Will you just randomly pop in whenever?”

‘No no nothing like that. I will kinda be your subconscious, just a lot louder and clearer. And I will take control when you allow me to. Also we will be waking up soon. Any more questions before we wake up?’

“Yeah could you make yourself a body in here, kinda weird talking to nothing.”

‘I thought you would never ask.’ With that a haze entered my field of vision. It formed into a lookalike of me just a bit bulkier and had armor on. The armor was like the armor he wore in the memory of him fighting Discord.

“Damn you look good in that armor.”

“Thanks, now let's rejoin my marefriends. Shall we?” With that my mindscape turned white.

~Ponyville Hospital~

~Time 8:30 AM~

My eyes opened to a bright light that made me block my eyes with my arm. When I moved my arm I felt a light tug on it. When I looked down I saw I had an IV needle in my arm. ‘Da hell? Was I out so long that they moved me to a hospital?’

I felt two weird… somethings, on my back and on my head but I didn't pay any attention to it. ‘Probably just the medicine or the bed.’ I thought to myself.

‘Quite possibly, and from my Celestial clock it's around 8:30 AM but from the lights we must be in a hospital and Celestia would have taken you to the nearest one so this is most likely Ponyville Hospital. And the weird things is because of how much magic is in this body.

‘My human body could barely hold my magic, but with the addition of yours it is now adapting to it and changing you to be an Alicorn. Expect the process to be very slow and I will try to dull the pain by taking most of it. I don't want to but I must. Any one person to take this transformation head on by themselves would end up killing themselves cause the pain would be too great.

‘Celestial Clock? You can tell what time it is even without seeing the position of the sun or moon? That's awesome, and being an Alicorn? Meh, not the worst thing to be, what will I look like?’

‘Tell me and I will change the process to look like it.’

‘Thanks, I was thinking black coat with some purple here and there, my wings would be black but the wings slowly transfer to purple and my mane and tail I would like to be purple but slowly transfers to red.’

‘You have great taste as that is what I wanted to look like.’

‘So what now? Do we pull this stuff off and out or what? I've never really been in a hospital before.’

‘Just wait a few minutes or you can press the call nurse button on the side of your bed.’ I looked over to my right side and there was a controller for the bed and on top of the list of buttons was a red one with a white cross. I grabbed it with my right arm that luckily didn't have the IV in it.

I pressed the red button with my thumb and then waited.

A few minutes later the door opened revealing- ‘Nurse Redheart! Yes! The sexiest nurse pony is our nurse!’

‘You know way too goddamn much about these ponies.’

‘Hey, you wouldn't understand what being a Brony is like. That and I may or may not have jerked off to her as a busty anthro on my laptop once or ten times.’

‘Dude that is so wrong.’

‘Whatever, now listen to sexy nurse pony.’

“Ah, you're awake. How do you feel? Do you need anything?” She asked calmly. She was a whitish pony and her coat had a bit of a pink tint to it. Her mane was a light pink that was done up in a bun. She had a nurse's cap on that had the same symbol as the mark on her flank- ‘Cutie mark.’

‘What?’

‘The ‘mark on her flank’ is called a cutie mark.’

‘... You know what, whatever, I don't care about anything about this place anymore. I mean since I'm here to stay then I might as well get used to having more than one girl-’

‘Marefriend, not Girlfriend.’

‘You know you're actually gonna be a big help with my grammar.’

‘Your welcome, now go back to sexy Nurse Pony.’

It was a red plus with small pink hearts pointing toward the center of the plus. Her eyes were a light blue.

“No I'm fine, I was just wondering if you could take this IV out and tell me how long I've been out of it. Also a drink of water. I’m kinda parched.” I asked the pony nurse.

“Of course Mr. Stone.” She said moving over to the IV needle.

“Please, call me Tony.” I said to Redheart as she pulled out the IV needle.

“Okay Mist- Tony.” She said catching her mistake. Once she pulled out the needle she left and shortly returned with a small cup of water. “Drink slowly, don't want to choke on it.”

“Thanks nurse, now can you please tell me how long I've been here or since I was knocked out. Also can you please tell me your name I never learned it.” I lied the last part.

“My name is Nurse Redheart and you've been knocked out for about 2 months.” Once she said that I did a spit take cause I was in the middle of drinking my water and began to heavily cough. Nurse Redheart came over and started to pat my back.

“*Cough Cough*... I've been… *Cough Cough*... Out for… *Cough Cough*... 2 months!?...*Cough Cough*” I tried to say between coughing fits. Her patting my back was kinda helping. After a few minutes I stopped coughing with the help from Redheart patting my back.

“Thanks Redheart.”

“You're welcome Tony. Are you okay to have some visitors?”

“Sure how many are there?”

“I think there's about 14 mares and one stallion here to see you.”

“Wow that's a lot. Well let them in.”

“Okay let me go get them.” She said turning and leaving to get the ponies. I was left alone for a few minutes till the door opened revealing Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining Armor, The Mane 6, and- ‘Chrysalis! WTF IS SHE DOING HERE! LET ME AT HER! SHE'LL PAY FOR HARMING TIA!’

I had to hold my head in pain from how loud he was. “Gah! Shut up Tomb! Sweet Gibus Engineer are you trying to make me deaf!” I yelled out loud. Making all the other ponies and changeling Queen looked at me confused.

“Umm Stone why are you talking to yourself?” Asked Celestia.

“Hold on Celestia let me talk to Tomb for a little.”

‘Dude you there?’

‘Of course I am what do you want?’

‘Listen, I know you don't like Chrysalis but I don't know why but let me explain what's going on before you start to rage out again.’

‘Ugh, fine.’

“Sorry ‘bout that, Tomb got pretty mad when he saw you.” I said pointing at Chrysalis. “Anyway let me explain what's going on before you decide to lock me up in an insane asylum.” So for the next few minutes I explained the conversation between me and Tomb.

“So in the end we worked things out and I'm becoming an Alicorn. Any questions?” They looked to Applejack to see if I was telling the truth. She looked at them then said.

“Hate to be Honest for the first time in my life but, he's tellin’ the truth.” Applejack stated. They looked to me and Celestia asked.

“So can Tomb hear us?”

‘Yes I can hear you Sunshine, sorry for being away for so long.’

“He said. ‘Yes I can hear you Sunshine, sorry for being away for so long’.” She choked up a bit and some tears came to her eyes. She sprung forward and wrapped me in a hug.

“I missed you so much Tomb. Tony can he come out? I want to talk to him straight and I think so does Luna.”

“I don't know if that is a good idea with Chrysalis nearby. He might attack her. How about you wait till we're at the castle. I have nothing against Chrysalis as I was the one to suggest making peace with the changelings, But Tomb is… murderous to any near a Changelings at all.”

I say with a sorry tone. Chrysalis was a totally black except for her mane, tail, eyes, some kind of band around her stomach and back, and a shield looking thing on her back as well. Those were various shades of green.

‘No, just her, she hurt Tia and I will not rest till she dies or I break her horn off as a trophy and if I can't do either of those then I will publicly humiliate her in the way of my choosing, in front of her changelings as well.’

“Okay scratch that, it's just you. And he is leaving you with three options, one is worse than the other.”

Chrysalis started to look nervous and shakily asked. “A- And what are they?”

“Option one is your life.”

“Umm, no thanks.”

“Option two is your horn.”

“I'm rather fond of it, thank you.”

“And option three is publicly humiliating you in front of ponies and your Changelings in anyway he wants.”

“What do you think he would do?” Chrysalis asked me.

“Honestly, I think he would make you look submissive while he fucks you in the middle of town.” I say.

‘Damn right. If I can't kill her then I'll make her life miserable.’ Tomb said with a evil tone to his voice.

“And he just confirmed that.” Chrysalis slightly paled at that.

“Is he sure there isn't another way?”

‘Hmm, well she could become my personal servant for the rest of my life or the rest of hers. And that means she has to do Whatever I tell her too, even if it's sex.’

“Good news, he feeling a little merciful.” She breathed a sigh of relief.

“He wants you to become his personal servant and you must do whatever he says. Even if it's sexual.” She thought about it for a moment and said.

“That's... actually not that bad, alright I accept. So how long must I be his servant?”

“Till rather he or you die. And since we're becoming an Alicorn…… mmm yeah so basically the rest of your days or until you are unable to do it any longer.”

‘I also want to know if Starswirl ever perfected his Immortality Spell for himself.’

“He also wants to know if Starswirl is alive.” Celestia and Luna looked to each other and their faces saddened.

“Tomb I know that you and Starswirl were great friends but he was never able to complete the spell, time took it’s toll on his body. But we do have other news that you might like to hear.” Luna said with a sheepish smile on her face.

‘Oh I can tell I'm not gonna like this.’

“You see, before your sacrifice, I never told you that… I was pregnant.”

Author's Note

What is this? Another Cliffhanger!

Sorry if I do that too much but it does leave you wanting more doesn't it?

This Story will have a crossover with one of my friends stories. Specifically DracoKing's EQGs Ben 10 story. Here is a link to said story.

It's hero time! But first... KEEP THAT PINK GIRL AWAY FROM ME!!