I find this state of affairs to be downright disgraceful.

That being said, I refuse to let an overgrown goat have his way with us.

We've survived an embodiment of chaos, changelings, windigos, gryphon wars, overgrown vines, time travel, yaks, dragaons, uncontrollable storms, mutant chickens, bizarre fruit flies. We control the sky and earth and regularly screw with physics. We are ponies!

Hell, my job is to regularly go out and remind all of our "friends" exactly why we shouldn't be messed with.

And this one goat I haven't heard of just comes in and conqueres us? Muzzles you? Restrains us? Overthrows our Princesses?

You know what? This sorry state of affiars isn't his fault. It's yours. It's ours.

Thankfully, mistakes are easily rectified.

Now rise.

Ultima Externo.