Author's Note

Starkice should've put the ~~cookie~~ Elements jar a little higher up.

Spike ate The Elements Of Harmony?

"Youwhatnow."

"I eated them," Spike burped. "Ate. Consumed. Molecularly dissolved them with my own biological processes."

Twilight groaned. Teaching Spike big words was a mistake.

"And why did you eat the Elements of Harmony?"

Spike smirked as a glow enveloped his eyes. He lifted off the floor, hovering silently above the alicorn. Twilight stepped back, eyes wide with concern. With that much power, the little dragon could do just about anything. He could rewrite reality according to his every whim, or become the Anti-Discord, or--

"Because I wanted to," Spike's voice boomed in a way that no voice should ever boom. The land trembled with his every word as he teleported both himself and Twilight outside.

"But what about the villains of Equestria?" Twilight pointed at the yet-again returning Storm King attempting to kidnap Spike with an extra-long mechanical grabby arm.

Without even turning, Spike clenched the arm in his fist and yanked the airship to the ground. It hit with a fiery burst, enveloping half of the Everfree Forest in an inferno.

"Spike, what about the fo--"

A phantom finger apparated over her lips as the ~~neigh~~nigh-omnipotent Spike shushed her. "Watch, young Twilight."

He turned, vaguely gesturing in the general direction of the forest. Dark clouds gathered overhead upon his command, unloading within mere seconds a year's worth of rain and snowfall.

The ground once again began to rumble. Twilight's eyes shrunk to pinpricks at the sight of the incoming tsunami created by Spike over the Everfree. She sucked in a breath, unfurling her wings in preparation to take on the unexpected percipitation.

Except the water didn't come.

Twilight glanced back at Spike, who now pointed up to the sky with a claw. All the water and all the snow that'd fallen just moments prior fell upwards now, as if attracted gravitationally by some unseen celestial body hanging above them.

"Spike this is getting worrying. Is that still you in there?"

"I am present," Spike's voice boomed in polytone. "Across all planes of reality, I am present. You will find me reading comics in your palace, young one."

Twilight threw open the door, rushing into Spike's room. Her sights fell on the crumbs of the Elements of Harmony that he was picking off his table and eating like popcorn.

"Oh, hey Twi," Spike munched on his snack. "Eating the Elements. Something happen?"

"Youwhatnow."