Author's Note

To make up for the sore lack of extremely OOC Celestia in the previous chapter, KorokuRain13 here has ordered Celestia to be transformed into both cake and a ghost! A ghoooooost caaaaake!

Celestia was half cake and half ghost?

Celestia knocked on the doors of the royal kitchen. "Helloooooo, is my cake ready? I'm starvin' here!"

A tired looking stallion peeked out the door at Celestia, grunted something, and disappeared back inside. As for the Princess herself, she began tapping her hoof in wait.

The door opened again. A single hoof stuck out, beckoning for her to enter.

"Ah, here we go!" Celestia pranced inside. "I've been waiting for this cake all morning! I tried to special order it from Pinkie and get Twilight to deliver it for me, but she said something about 'travel time' and 'financial compensation'. So, you all have the honors of... baking..." her steps slowed as she took in the band of frowning faces around her.

"...it."

She stared at the frosting gun with 'cakemogrifyer' hastily scrawled across it.

"Heyyyyy, we're all friends here now, yeah?" she leaned against the counter as she forced a grin. "Just one big merry band of ponies who like food! Some of us love to make it, and some of us love to eat it!"

"If you love food so much, why don't you become it?"

Celestia flattened her lips. "Exactly as I feared."

"And so you were transformed into cake and immediately thrown out the window, where a convenient band of hyenas tore you to shreds."

"Yup."

Cakethulhu, patron god of cakes, loomed over Celestia. "And because you were a cake for a tiny minutia of time, you now claim that you should be allowed into cake heaven."

Celestia wiped her drool with a cake hoof. "Yes! I'd love to ea--er, meet my fellow cakes!"

Cakethulhu simply shook its cake head and banished her back to the mortal realm.

"OoooooOOoOOooooOooooooo, I'm the ghost of cake's paaaaaaast! You will place a cake on the sacrificial alterrrrrrr!"

"Sister, please," Luna groaned, pointing her controller at Celestia's cake-y apparition. "kindly shut up. I'm not interested in your weird ghost cake cannibalism ritual."