Author's Note

What's small, purple, and goes crunch crunch crunch, whiteoak019?

That's right, it's Tiny Thanos cracking eggs to make his breakfast!

spike ate all of twilight's castle?

"Spike, where is my castle?"

"'Dunno, it must've run away or something," Spike rubbed his suspiciously castle-shaped belly. He let out a belch. "Couldn't have gone that far."

Twilight stared at Spike as he picked shards of crystal from between his teeth.

"Right. I should go looking then," she trotted past him. "Castle! Castle, where are youuuu?"

"Sister," Luna looked away from her telescope. "Do you believe your student is... okay? I don't believe she acts like this on a regular basis."

Celestia sipped her tea. "There's a reason why she was expelled for medical reasons, Lulu. Alicornification is terminal, remember?"

Luna didn't respond, for she had long since tuned out Celestia and returned to turning demons into a fine red mist.